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A face you've got to love

Category: Organisms
Posted on: April 2, 2009 11:11 PM, by PZ Myers

An aquarium was having a problem with their coral reef and fish disappearing overnight. It wasn't the cephalopod! They dismantled the reef rock and discovered a 4-foot long polychaete worm.

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They've given the beast its own tank now. Good thing — I'd pay to go see that.

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#1

Posted by: Nerd of Redhead, OM Author Profile Page | April 2, 2009 11:21 PM

Here fishy fishy fishy...

#2

Posted by: Funnyguts | April 2, 2009 11:25 PM

Oh god it's a lamprey with tentacles. Stupid evolution and its nightmare fuel.

#3

Posted by: Steve_C | April 2, 2009 11:26 PM

Damn it. I was just starting to get really sleepy. I hope I don't have nightmares about that friggin worm.

#4

Posted by: Maltodextrin | April 2, 2009 11:27 PM

And here I was about to go to sleep. Thanks a lot nature.

#5

Posted by: Bride of Shrek OM | April 2, 2009 11:28 PM

Now you all know what Mr Shrek looks like first thing in the morning.

#6

Posted by: Bridge Dweller | April 2, 2009 11:29 PM

If you look real close, or have had enough to drink, you can see Paul Atreides and a trio of Freman riding it.

#7

Posted by: Pdiff | April 2, 2009 11:30 PM

Ahhhh. Now it's going to be lonely AND hungry :-(

#8

Posted by: Noadi | April 2, 2009 11:31 PM

'We also discovered that he is covered with thousands of bristles which are capable of inflicting a sting resulting in permanent numbness.'

I really feel bad for the poor person(s) that found that out.

That totally needs it's own cheesy B horror movie, it's huge, ugly, and venomous.

#9

Posted by: Steve Loeb | April 2, 2009 11:36 PM

Wonderful. The internet gives me yet another reason to spend the night whimpering in the fetal position.

#10

Posted by: Derrick | April 2, 2009 11:36 PM

stinging tentacles? Doesn't look cnidarian to me...what species is that vile thing?

#11

Posted by: Larry | April 2, 2009 11:45 PM

I was going to ask how in hell it got there, but I found at least a partial answer after going back and reading the article. And the other picture was even scarier. I think
they should inspect their supply of coral better om their next delivery.

#12

Posted by: Mike Latiolais | April 2, 2009 11:48 PM

That totally needs it's own cheesy B horror movie, it's huge, ugly, and venomous.
Any bets on when the Syfy channel will use it in one of their "crappy monster movie of the week" trainwrecks?

#13

Posted by: William Gulvin | April 2, 2009 11:56 PM

Whee! The nightmares just keep coming, so to speak, with this critter. It's commonly called a "Bobbit worm." Read the link and be even more afraid, guys:
http://www.monblog.ch/optimiste/?p=200604021444406

#14

Posted by: Dr. Pablito | April 2, 2009 11:57 PM

I, for one, welcome our new aquatic worm overlords.

#15

Posted by: llewelly | April 3, 2009 12:00 AM

And here I was about to go to sleep. Thanks a lot nature.
I don't see what you're worried about. It was only a 4-footer. Not like the 12-footers that haunt some sewer systems.
#16

Posted by: Paguroidea | April 3, 2009 12:04 AM

William - You're going to give us nightmares tonight with that link!

"Commonly know as Bobbit Worm, the reason why he got this lovely name is due to the fact that the female worm attacks the male penis and feeds it to her young after mating..."

#17

Posted by: scarygirl | April 3, 2009 12:06 AM

12-foot what now?!

#18

Posted by: William Gulvin | April 3, 2009 12:12 AM

Well, the "Bobbitt" reference may be apocryphal, but its jaws sure aren't, and no doubt could do the job! Careful! Here's a link to a prettier portrait:
http://tinyurl.com/cb9gtk

#19

Posted by: Don Smith, FCD | April 3, 2009 12:18 AM

Polychaetes Rule!

Though no one ever mentioned the 4' long bit. I was under the impression they were like 6" or so.


#20

Posted by: amplexus | April 3, 2009 12:18 AM

that's one badass annelid. This is an amazing story.

Commonly know as Bobbit Worm, the reason why he got this lovely name is due to the fact that the female worm attacks the male penis and feeds it to her young after mating..."

*cringes* I thought freud's casturation anxiety "vagnae dentata" was bad

#21

Posted by: Brian | April 3, 2009 12:19 AM

I am not following any URLs on this thread.

Nope nope nope.

#22

Posted by: Don Smith, FCD | April 3, 2009 12:29 AM

You'd think a professional aquarium would know about quarantine tanks...

#23

Posted by: Eric T | April 3, 2009 12:29 AM

That has got to be coolest story sea worm I've seen in a while and I too would pay money to see it. How close is it to London as we may be traveling to the UK in a year or two.

#24

Posted by: Ciaphas | April 3, 2009 12:37 AM

I was starting to nod off at work when I came to this thread. I'm awake now. Thank you.

#25

Posted by: jeff s | April 3, 2009 12:38 AM

This thing frigthens me. I can handle any kind of animal or bug or whatever except for things that are long and slimey (take that however you will.)

The fact that it has a ton of "legs" and could bite off pieces of my body only multiplys the terror I am feeling.

I can't even handle silver fish.

#26

Posted by: Ron Sullivan | April 3, 2009 12:47 AM

Aw shit. I'm gonna be awake all night from the drugs anyway.

I hope.

#27

Posted by: donna | April 3, 2009 12:49 AM

JEFF!!! Back to the subway!

#28

Posted by: Charlie Norton | April 3, 2009 12:54 AM

Pretty cool, really. Wouldn't want to be touching him though, "permanent numbness" doesn't sound too pleasant.

#29

Posted by: Matt L. | April 3, 2009 1:04 AM

Surprisingly, these stories are not isolated in the marine aquarium hobby. Polychaete hitchhikers are ubiquitous, although they are (thankfully) usually the 2in. variety (commonly referred to as bristle worms).

This guy in Oregon was 8ft:
http://www.oregonreef.com/sub_worm.htm

#30

Posted by: JAMSHED MOIDU | April 3, 2009 1:13 AM

all praise to the supreme creator...supreme artist...god almighty

#31

Posted by: Owlmirror | April 3, 2009 1:22 AM

Well, someone has to say it...


All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom.
He made their horrid wings.

All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.

Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid--
Who made the spikey urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!

All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.

Amen.

#32

Posted by: IBY | April 3, 2009 1:28 AM

Holy crap, that is big!

#33

Posted by: Jim | April 3, 2009 1:37 AM

Seconding the comment about nightmare fuel.

#34

Posted by: David | April 3, 2009 1:38 AM

I think that if Intelligent Design theories held any water you could safely postulate Satan's existence because of this thing. Here's a video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkUSx6aQGXU

How can it be that fast!! Evolution really is remarkable process.

#35

Posted by: Bone Oboe | April 3, 2009 1:44 AM

"No Cartman! What marches in, crawls up your leg and bites the inside of your ass?!?"

Verily, I nominate this thing as Cartman's Audacious Ass Biter. It's even got a bit of "rainbow" iridescence on the head it seems.

#36

Posted by: Charlie Foxtrot | April 3, 2009 1:53 AM

Great, so now the day after "Cthulhu Day" can be known as "Polychaete Day"

Nightmares from the dreaming darkness below, indeed.

#37

Posted by: RamziD | April 3, 2009 1:57 AM

If I could find the guy who started this story I would be tempted to do a Lorena Bobbit myself! Polychaete worms don't have penises, males & females rarely even meet, the eggs & sperm are emitted into the water where they join for fertilization, and there's no parental care whatsoever. So the story is a total fabrication.

This was a response on the blogpost linked in #14. If you search google, you will find that worms from the family eunicidae reproduce just like the poster said. The only time the penis-eating story is mentioned if you do a google search is on a blog or discussion forum. It looks like this is probably just a made up story, unless this particular eunicid mates differently. It's more likely the common name of "bobbit worm" is due to the fact that this species has such powerful jaws and strikes so quickly that it often slices it's prey in half.

#38

Posted by: Jim | April 3, 2009 2:01 AM

Ok, seriously now - what would happen if this happy fellow squared off with a mantis shrimp?

#39

Posted by: Roland | April 3, 2009 2:25 AM

Though I did feel a bit dirty clicking on a link to the (ugh) Daily Mail's website

#40

Posted by: Mimisbrunnr | April 3, 2009 2:26 AM

Does anyone know the species of the worm?

#41

Posted by: cactusren | April 3, 2009 2:31 AM

Ok, maybe this is just because I'm an inlander and very rarely swim in the ocean, but I don't see the nightmare fuel here. I'm truly fascinated, however, that this worm managed to grow so large before being discovered. I'm always intrigued at the ways in which animals hitch-hike, however unintentionally, to new locations.

#42

Posted by: Chris Davis | April 3, 2009 2:42 AM

Oh, lawdy - imagine what its arse looks like...

#43

Posted by: astrounit | April 3, 2009 3:08 AM

He's ADORABLE.

The apparatus at the business end...whoa. If that's a "face", that mazard is completely devoted.

I swoon. Leaves me reflecting on the importance and diversity of the input orifice. Just how many ways of munching (like uppity fish) can there be? And this guy drills through coral, bites through 20lb test, and apparently ATE the trap with bait full of HOOKS? Then he's covered with thousands of tiny toxic bristles that inflict "permanent numbness" on top of that?

And the size. No wonder Barry the Beastworm was Master of his realm. He's all business. Beauty isn't irrelevant in that, and it doesn't hurt that he exhibits a fine contrasting counter-example for our conceited tastes to contemplate.

While we're at it we should, of course, keep in mind we're related to this guy. I don't mean by direct lineage (which we aren't) and not even by having a common ancestor (which we do) but just because he and we happen to be co-habiting organisms making our respective livings, and we've got the same biochemistry in common that led to us both. He's one of us.

We'll need to get over our squeamishness and revulsion before we begin to encounter NON-Earthlings, or we'll fall completely to pieces.

#44

Posted by: Sili | April 3, 2009 3:13 AM

Why is this not an April Fool joke?

:whimper:

#45

Posted by: H.H. | April 3, 2009 3:16 AM

While I am creeped out by the fact that this little bugger is covered in armor, poison spikes and mandibles that can chew through rock, I think I'm more pissed that I'm not. It's not fair having to go through life as a soft, pink, squishy ape! Give me acid for blood or something.

#46

Posted by: Colin | April 3, 2009 3:56 AM

I'm with astrounit. What an excellent creature. I'm just sad the one in Oregon (#30) got deaded. Why not raise them and see how big they get? Like pumpkins, but less boring.

#47

Posted by: Zor | April 3, 2009 4:15 AM

A comment from the Daily Fail article:

"It's gross, they should get rid of it permanently. What possible use is its existence? none, I suspect."

What more can you expect from the readers of that odious publication?

I'm thirding astrounit: an incredibly interesting creature that provokes all kinds of thoughts about our place in the natural order.

#48

Posted by: Ted Dahlberg | April 3, 2009 4:31 AM

Dammit! I dreamed about Cthulhu after the Cthulhu Day post yesterday (a stuffed toy Cthulhu admittedly, but very creepy nonetheless especially when it started chanting in some dead language while it floated around looking for me), I don't even want to imagine what sorts of dreams this will give me!

#49

Posted by: SEF | April 3, 2009 4:35 AM

That's a whole lot of worm (in the Daily Fail picture)!

#50

Posted by: Michael | April 3, 2009 4:58 AM

Wow, where can I get an polychaete worm for my tank! Those are so cool!

#51

Posted by: Sam C | April 3, 2009 5:21 AM

One of the comments on the Daily Mail site:


It's gross, they should get rid of it permanently. What possible use is its existence? none, I suspect.

Strange, I was wondering the same about Daily Mail readers!

Although, perhaps I can think of a use for them now... a tank full of Barry the Bastard worms would need a lot of food... and while Barry the Bastard v. a mantis shrimp would be interesting, a diet of Daily Mail readers would be excitingly gory!

#52

Posted by: Brasidas | April 3, 2009 5:34 AM

EricT @ #24

Newquay is in sunny Cornwall and is about 220 miles from London.

#53

Posted by: arekksu | April 3, 2009 5:35 AM

o goddammit, i'm reading that worm first thing in the morning, having just woken up from having already had a nightmare about it, that's how fucking scary it is.

#54

Posted by: Mick | April 3, 2009 5:36 AM

It's gorgeous! I want one.

#55

Posted by: catta | April 3, 2009 5:38 AM

Oh yes, the comments. They can be divided into three parts, like gaul: people saying "kill the foreigner ugly animal", the opposing "it's god's creature and therefore lovely", and of course the "clever" jokes somehow connecting poor ol'Barry to the Labour party. Plus one lonely guy who just can't resist saying "I'd eat that", because, hey, everything aquatic is seafood - and yet narrowly escapes phrasing it in the time-honored "with a little lemon butter"-way.

If the url and logo weren't visible, you'd still know which paper it is...

#56

Posted by: James F | April 3, 2009 5:51 AM

THE CONQUEROR WORM

by Edgar Allan Poe (1843)

LO! 't is a gala night 
       
Within the lonesome latter years! 
   
An angel throng, bewinged, bedight 
       
In veils, and drowned in tears, 
   
Sit in a theatre, to see 
       
A play of hopes and fears, 
   
While the orchestra breathes fitfully 
       
The music of the spheres.

Mimes, in the form of God on high, 
       
Mutter and mumble low, 
   
And hither and thither fly— 
       
Mere puppets they, who come and go 
   
At bidding of vast formless things 
       
That shift the scenery to and fro, 
   
Flapping from out their Condor wings 
       
Invisible Woe!

That motley drama!—oh, be sure 
       
It shall not be forgot! 
   
With its Phantom chased for evermore, 
       
By a crowd that seize it not, 
   
Through a circle that ever returneth in 
       
To the self-same spot, 
   
And much of Madness, and more of Sin 
       
And Horror the soul of the plot.

But see, amid the mimic rout, 
       
A crawling shape intrude! 
   
A blood-red thing that writhes from out 
       
The scenic solitude! 
   
It writhes!—it writhes!—with mortal pangs 
       
The mimes become its food, 
   
And the angels sob at vermin fangs 
       
In human gore imbued.

Out—out are the lights—out all! 
       
And over each quivering form, 
   
The curtain, a funeral pall, 
       
Comes down with the rush of a storm, 
   
And the angels, all pallid and wan, 
       
Uprising, unveiling, affirm 
   
That the play is the tragedy "Man," 
       
And its hero the Conqueror Worm.

#57

Posted by: NoXion | April 3, 2009 5:55 AM

With regards to astrounit's post @ #44:

If we ever do meet aliens, they'll look a lot like our wormish friend Barry here, rather than Mr Spock. Myself, I'd certainly be willing to sit down to dinner with such a creature and discuss interspecies philosophy.

Preferably at the other end of the table.

#58

Posted by: Thusled | April 3, 2009 6:06 AM

No.

NO.

That is not allowed to exist.

Curse you, PZ, I'll be seeing that in my nightmares. It will be the thing eating all of the Cambrian Fauna that used to be in my nightmares.

@NoXion #58: That's an odd conclusion to jump to. How can we know what they'd look like without knowing the environment they evolved in?

#59

Posted by: Josh | April 3, 2009 6:13 AM

"FATHER! THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED!"


That thing is awesome.

#60

Posted by: Matt | April 3, 2009 6:48 AM

As someone who has taken down about 500 pounds worth of rock so my 1.5 foot bamboo shark (not an "active" species like the black tips) wouldn't fall prey to a mantis shrimp, I can understand their concern. Cleaning out a tank like that is like exploring the outer reaches of space. With salt water tanks you can toss 5 rocks in a tank with water flow and in a few days an entire ecosystem has formed (or at least the foundation for a food chain). I have had everything from corals to crabs hitch rides on live rock, the majority of it was harmless and just super cool to get a free "thing" from the tight assed fish store owner.

#61

Posted by: Stephen Wells | April 3, 2009 6:54 AM

Can we get a plush version? I have small nephews to scare.

#62

Posted by: Stagyar zil Doggo | April 3, 2009 6:57 AM

Polychaete worms don't have penises, males & females rarely even meet, the eggs & sperm are emitted into the water where they join for fertilization, and there's no parental care whatsoever.
I was wondering where it kept the detached penis while waiting for the young'uns to hatch. Still the Bobbit narrative has a sort of macabre efficiency to it. Kind of in a "Honey, now that we're done, you won't be needing that anymore. So, why don't I just hold on to it for the children" way. Oh! won't anybody think of the children.
#63

Posted by: c-law | April 3, 2009 7:31 AM

it's the twisted offspring of dungeons and dragons' "purple worm" and the "carrion crawler"!

\all hail the purple worm!

#64

Posted by: Fernando Magyar | April 3, 2009 7:48 AM

If correct then Barry (the worm has a name?) was just a little baby or stunted from living in captivity. Apparently they can supposedly reach 6m in length (that's like close to 20 ft long). They must also have some interesting digestive juices...

From the article:

That worm must have obliterated the traps. The bait was full of hooks which he must have just digested.'

http://www.wildsingapore.com/wildfacts/worm/polychaeta/giant.htm

Eunicid worms are commonly encountered on all our shores. They range from tiny ones only 1cm or shorter but include some of the longest polychaetes. Some members of Family Eunicidae can reach 6m with more than a thousand segments!

#65

Posted by: Ranson | April 3, 2009 7:49 AM

First thing I thought was "Chthonian!"

This place is going all Lovecraft, all the time.

#66

Posted by: Diego | April 3, 2009 7:51 AM

With it being the week of April Fool's my first thought was that the 4 ft long polychaete was a bit of an exaggeration, but it was posted on March 31st. So color me impressed.

#67

Posted by: Carlie | April 3, 2009 8:03 AM

Eh, all kinds of animals get their penis ripped off during sex. Nothing special there.

What creeps me out is that they had a four-foot long predator in the tank and had no idea it was there. Barry the worm, master of disguise.

#68

Posted by: Julie Stahlhut | April 3, 2009 8:18 AM

Awwww, what a cutie!

Permanent numbness? Any chance I could get one of these things to sting me on the parts of my fingers that always get hit with a hammer when I'm trying to fix something?

#69

Posted by: Gra | April 3, 2009 8:36 AM

Proof god exists! Just look around you! Look at the birds and the flowers... and the polychaete worms!

#70

Posted by: Donnie B. | April 3, 2009 8:42 AM

It's Karmic justice, really. How long have we been digging up worms and sticking them on hooks to catch fish?

Now the shoe's on the other... um, segment.

#71

Posted by: Anon | April 3, 2009 8:47 AM

Through some quirk of overlapping windows, This worm's face, a moment or so ago, appeared to be accompanying a story about Jenny McCarthy's pro-measles movement.

I just wanted to apologize publicly to the worm for that.

#72

Posted by: Dahan | April 3, 2009 9:10 AM

I see someone made this comment concerning it:

"It's gross, they should get rid of it permanently. What possible use is its existence? none, I suspect."

So if we find something we find ugly and we humans can't exploit it for some purpose, we should just kill it? WTF is that all about! What an epic fail.

#73

Posted by: MadScientist | April 3, 2009 9:15 AM

Was this the inspiration for the worms in 'Dune'?

What's this thing about causing permanent numbness? I want to see some references.

#74

Posted by: Lorkas | April 3, 2009 9:16 AM

"stinging tentacles? Doesn't look cnidarian to me...what species is that vile thing?"

Many species of polychaete worms have stinging bristles. Ever heard of a fireworm?

#75

Posted by: Stagyar zil Doggo | April 3, 2009 9:25 AM

... Permanent numbness ...
Anyone care to expound on the neuroscientific mechanism for how this works? Could/Does it have medical applications a la Botox?
#76

Posted by: James F | April 3, 2009 9:28 AM

Could/Does it have medical applications a la Botox?

Now hold still, please, while we bring in Barry....

#77

Posted by: Lorkas | April 3, 2009 9:31 AM

I'm guessing it just kills the local nerve cells. That would be the easiest way to inflict permanent (semi-permanent, perhaps) numbness in a local area.

#78

Posted by: Lilly de Lure | April 3, 2009 9:44 AM

Could/Does it have medical applications a la Botox?

Now hold still, please, while we bring in Barry....

Given her fondness for botox, as opposed to her terror of all those nasty "unnatural" toxins this should be right up Jenny McCarty's street.

#79

Posted by: Bitchfinder General | April 3, 2009 9:44 AM

re: the vacuous Mail reader who commented "It's gross, they should get rid of it permanently. What possible use is its existence? none, I suspect."

I responded with my own comment that I personally found the creature fascinating, certainly more so than random_fish_01 and that I couldn't see why anyone would feel the need to impose some made-up idea of a purpose onto a creature so as to justify it's existence.

My post appears to have been deleted by the Mail admins as I was unable to find it a couple of hours later. I suppose I should have known better and posted something Mail readers would find worth reading, like 'LOL Barry?! Shoulda called it Gordon Brown AMIRITE??!?!'

#80

Posted by: Stagyar zil Doggo | April 3, 2009 9:58 AM

Now hold still, please, while we bring in Barry....
Umm, ... No! Despite its alleged apocryphalness, I am yet to get over the Bobbitizing version of the story.
#81

Posted by: Kathy | April 3, 2009 10:03 AM

Blech.

Last fall, I took a volunteer job helping examine the contents of fish stomachs; lots and lots of polychaetes. Even half-digested, they were nasty things.

*shudder*

Yet another reason I'm not a marine biologist.

#82

Posted by: sharky | April 3, 2009 10:06 AM

As a bold lover of unhuggables who has captured spiders in glasses since childhood and studied millipedes up close to see their patterning, I have to say: AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUIIIIIGHH!!!!!

#83

Posted by: blueelm | April 3, 2009 10:09 AM

So weird. At the risk of sounding like a complete freak because I'm not even a biologist, I had a dream about polychaete worms last night. In fact, we were talking about them in great detail in my dream. I woke up thinking, "what a weird thing to dream about." Why? I'll never know, but it makes todays post really really funny to me!

#84

Posted by: NoAstronomer | April 3, 2009 10:12 AM

Given her fondness for botox, as opposed to her terror of all those nasty "unnatural" toxins this should be right up Jenny McCarty's street.

Not the word I would have used, but 'street' works too.

#85

Posted by: Notagod | April 3, 2009 10:12 AM

I can love that worm from a natural evolutionary perspective. It is further evidence that the christian god idea is false. A god thing would have to be one sick creature to think of but, to create that worm would surely be christ-a-loon. For it to have evolved naturally, as it surely did, is beautiful though.

#86

Posted by: janeothejungle | April 3, 2009 10:13 AM

Eunice?? Is that you?? Palola's cousin is vacationing in the UK?? Oh marvelous fantastical beastie!!

Oh Nature in all her glory! Eunice - coming soon to an ocean near you.....
http://www.flickr.com/photos/wildsingapore/443037900/

#87

Posted by: (((Billy))) The Atheist | April 3, 2009 10:18 AM

Apparently, I am now officially a sicko. Why, you may ask? Because, upon gazing at that worm, my first thought was, "Oh. A French tickler." I scrolled though 83 (count 'em 83) comments. No one else went positive sexual with it. No one. Lots of negative sexual comments a la Bobbit, but positive? No.

Here I am, a public historian (labour and industrial history), one of the supposedly 'normal' people (ie not a scientist), trying to expand my knowledge of the natural world, and I find out ya'll are normal, not me.

Interesting looking worm, though. Must be one hell of a bottle of tequila.

#88

Posted by: Flori-DUH Rob | April 3, 2009 10:19 AM

That must have been a bitch for Noah to take care of.

#89

Posted by: Menyambal | April 3, 2009 10:20 AM

Yay! Something that wasn't made for our use or appreciation in any way. God made that = God is bonkers.

#90

Posted by: Louis | April 3, 2009 10:22 AM

This thing is SO like my penis! Tentacles, segmented, stingers that cause numbness, four foot long....

Hmmm. Ok this thing is NOTHING like my penis.

But seriously, I've noticed that PZ is getting sent/putting up lots of links to the Daily Mail and the Telegraph. Does he know what those papers represent here in the UK? I'm surprised that, as this polychaete worm is not a native species to the UK, that the Daily Mail headline associated with that story wasn't something like "Immigrant Worm Murder Rampage. House Prices in Torquay Area Lowered".

Louis

#91

Posted by: Carlie | April 3, 2009 10:25 AM

A student of mine made a good observation - if true that the stings cause permanent numbness, wouldn't it be a potential research field for managing chronic pain? Or managing certain types of acute pain, too, such as amputation sites.

#92

Posted by: Louis | April 3, 2009 10:26 AM

Billy @ '87,

I too thought "French Tickler" (not first thought, but in the top five), however I decided that it was far too offensive to make such a comment. I stuck to comparing it to my penis, which if of course much less offensive.....

....wait, erm, did I make a booboo?

Louis

#93

Posted by: (((Billy))) The Atheist | April 3, 2009 10:28 AM

Louis @90:

Of course, if it was four feet long, the tentacle stingery thingies which produce numbness would be an advantage for your mate.

#94

Posted by: debaser | April 3, 2009 10:34 AM

#46

Raising them would be sweet. Just imagine the sex appeal. "Hey babe, I don't wanna brag or nothin, but I'm pretty sure I've got the biggest worm you'll ever want to see. Come back to my place and I'll let you feed it..."

#95

Posted by: Dahan | April 3, 2009 10:45 AM

Bitchfinder General @79,

I made a comment as well, similar to yours in vein it appears. Mine appears to have been shitcanned as well.

#96

Posted by: Louis | April 3, 2009 10:47 AM

Billy @ #93,

"Advantage"? Perhaps temporarily. Sometimes pain tells us useful information...

And we've gone very rapidly to a dark and unpleasant place. I vote for running away from it equally rapidly.

I used to keep snakes (and spiders, and frogs and lizards etc), loved the damned things. I had to sell them on (they all found happy homes you'll be glad to note) because of the effort involved in properly housing/caring for them. To be honest this thing looks like a potentially cool pet, but if it's a very active, far ranging organism I wouldn't keep one. The mistake of keeping active, very mobile creature in terraria (no matter how lovely), or in this case aquaria, is not one I'll make again. However, that said, royal pythons love a nice small terrarium, maybe this beastie likes a little hole to curl up in with a nice fish....

Louis

#97

Posted by: hje | April 3, 2009 10:49 AM

My pitch to the Sci-Fi Channel: "... and then aquarium workers began to disappear, one by one."

#98

Posted by: Pat | April 3, 2009 10:49 AM

Is this the new face of the Republican Party? (Wait, I guess that's insulting the worm...)

#99

Posted by: June | April 3, 2009 10:59 AM

So, you think a crummy 4 foot worm in an aquarium is scary?
You want scary? Go visit Carl Zimmer's blog at http://scienceblogs.com/loom/

You want more scary? Read Zimmer's "Parasite Rex", with a picture of a 60 footer that lives in the human gut.

#100

Posted by: rnb | April 3, 2009 11:18 AM

Just when you think it's safe to go in the water.....You can't get there!

There already was a movie made about these things, or something similar.

#101

Posted by: NoAstronomer | April 3, 2009 11:37 AM

@Billy the Atheist #87: I'm sure I don't know what you mean by 'positive sexual'. You are obviously a sicko.

@rnb : Are you thinking about 'Deep Rising', with Treat Williams, which is a hilariously awful movie.

#102

Posted by: tms | April 3, 2009 11:44 AM

Barry reminds me of the large Neries worms we have here in Puget Sound. They can range to 3m long and can be found swimming near the surface on summer nights in the spawning season.
More than one inebriated fisherman has tried to catch one with a landing net, only to be terrified to the point of sobriety when the body ruptures at every segment to release the reproductive products.

#103

Posted by: OhioBrian | April 3, 2009 11:58 AM

I have long believed in the innate worth of every living thing . . . right up until I saw the full-body photo of this abomination before FSM.

KILL IT. KILL IT WITH FIRE.

Then make the dreams stop.

#104

Posted by: MS | April 3, 2009 12:04 PM

Yeesh, it looks like one of those tube-y things coming out of the swamp in the most recent version of King Kong. And I don't mean that in a good way.

#105

Posted by: rnb | April 3, 2009 12:19 PM

NoAstronomer
I think the name of the movie was Blood Beach. Another bad one.

#106

Posted by: Darren Garrison | April 3, 2009 12:45 PM

Thinking of this cool aquarium invader made me think of another cool aquarium invader, the mantis shrimp. Which led to Youtube browsing. Which lead to this:

Mantis shrimp vs. another shrimp. The other shrimp cuts off one of it's own arms and hands it to the mantis shrimp in an attempt to get away.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG2tvepHN2A

#107

Posted by: Darren Garrison | April 3, 2009 12:47 PM

Thinking of this cool aquarium invader made me think of another cool aquarium invader, the mantis shrimp. Which led to Youtube browsing. Which lead to this:

Mantis shrimp vs. another shrimp. The other shrimp cuts off one of it's own arms and hands it to the mantis shrimp in an attempt to get away.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG2tvepHN2A

#108

Posted by: Yarcofin | April 3, 2009 12:51 PM

How does a giant 4' long worm end up in a tank without someone knowing? Did it start as a parasite on a fish they brought in, or what?

#109

Posted by: Bill Dauphin | April 3, 2009 12:54 PM

donna (@27):

JEFF!!! Back to the subway!

ROFL! But my mind went in the same direction as MadScientist's (@73): Not to MIB but to Dune (et seq.).

#110

Posted by: Rick mcwilliams | April 3, 2009 1:11 PM

I had a personal experience with a much smaller polychete worm. It was summer at Catalina island. I dive with a small pony tank on a cumerbund pack. I free dive down, look around, when I find something interesting I go on air. Some lobsters needed further investigation. I grabbed the regulator and happened to look at it before putting it in my mouth. Arrgh... there was a bristling polychete worm right in the mouthpiece. An air purge chased him out. I breathed with shallow breaths to the suface in case he had a friend deeper inside the regulator.

#111

Posted by: tom | April 3, 2009 1:48 PM

What seems to be lacking here is a recognition that the existence this creature is an argument against evilution. This thing is perfectly suited to survive anything. If evilution were true, we'd all be just like this worm, because it's way cooler than us.

#112

Posted by: JustaTech | April 3, 2009 2:01 PM

H.H.: You get a gun, be happy. Now you'll have to excuse me while I re-arrange the chairs in my lab so I can leap onto the lab bench without touching the floor from my desk. (Yes, I'm sure they can't go anywhere on land. Still.)

Rick McWilliams: I'm never going diving. In your mouth...

AAAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHHHHHH!

#113

Posted by: Bad | April 3, 2009 2:03 PM

"How does a giant 4' long worm end up in a tank without someone knowing? Did it start as a parasite on a fish they brought in, or what?"

Most reefkeepers now use live rock as biological filters: i.e. real reef rock, complete with all sorts of hitchhiking organisms in it. Most are beneficial detrivores that are part of the value of having live rock (pods, mini-brittles). But there are a few truly bad and scary hitchhikers like this guy, mantis shrimp, and so on that come as tiny juveniles on the rock but then grow into monsters. They combine speed (making them very hard to catch or trap) with an ability to kill just about anything on the reef.

#114

Posted by: Bad | April 3, 2009 2:06 PM

"How does a giant 4' long worm end up in a tank without someone knowing? Did it start as a parasite on a fish they brought in, or what?"

Most reefkeepers now use live rock as biological filters: i.e. real reef rock, complete with all sorts of hitchhiking organisms in it. Most are beneficial detrivores that are part of the value of having live rock (pods, mini-brittles). But there are a few truly bad and scary hitchhikers like this guy, mantis shrimp, and so on that come as tiny juveniles on the rock but then grow into monsters. They combine speed (making them very hard to catch or trap) with an ability to kill just about anything on the reef.

#115

Posted by: Bad | April 3, 2009 2:16 PM

"How does a giant 4' long worm end up in a tank without someone knowing? Did it start as a parasite on a fish they brought in, or what?"

Most reefkeepers now use live rock as biological filters: i.e. real reef rock, complete with all sorts of hitchhiking organisms in it. Most are beneficial detrivores that are part of the value of having live rock (pods, mini-brittles). But there are a few truly bad and scary hitchhikers like this guy, mantis shrimp, and so on that come as tiny juveniles on the rock but then grow into monsters. They combine speed (making them very hard to catch or trap) with an ability to kill just about anything on the reef.

#116

Posted by: Bad | April 3, 2009 2:18 PM

Oh bother. Stupid timeouts

#117

Posted by: ratonarat | April 3, 2009 2:58 PM

@ Derrick Apr02,11:36

Regarding its venom, I was wondering if it utilises the same trick that nudibranches, also polychaetes, do when absorbing the poisonous cnidocytes from the jellyfish they feed on.
Except with this group of polychaetes it would obtain them from the soft corals it eats.
If this is the case than this would be quite interesting as I was under the impression that only nudibranches that fed on jellyfish could do this.

#118

Posted by: John Phillips, FCD | April 3, 2009 2:59 PM

Erit T, London to Newquay ~6 hours driving within the speed limit or ~5 hours by train from Paddington Station.

#119

Posted by: ewwwww | April 3, 2009 3:08 PM

You put up the wrong pic, the other one is great for full horrific effect. That is the creepiest thing I've ever laid eyes on( nest to mr. farwell, of course) .

#120

Posted by: Medusa | April 3, 2009 4:13 PM

#31: Great parody! Yes, aren't all God's creatures wonderful!
This thing is downright Lovecraft. But I doubt even he could have imagined such a creature.

#122

Posted by: the pro from dover | April 3, 2009 4:51 PM

The better scary worm movie is "Tremors".

#123

Posted by: Bone Oboe | April 3, 2009 5:43 PM

@ The the pro from dover.

No way. The Sand Worm from Dune would have Tremors Worm's ass 'a la mode all the way back to that little hell hole in the middle of nowhere.

"Fanboy With No Life" moment over, for now.

Signing off.

#124

Posted by: Alan B | April 3, 2009 5:50 PM

Still not sure that it isn't an April Fool stunt.

A few of us in the UK remember fondly the (black and white) BBC documentary in 1957 where we were introduced to the wonderful spaghetti tree harvest in Switzerland that year. Because it was the BBC and the voice over was by the late, great Richard Dimbleby a huge number thought it was genuine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEPRbcFoLzs

#125

Posted by: Bryn | April 3, 2009 6:40 PM

I had to laugh at a comment on the site where the article originated. Someone named Sarah wanted to know what use it was and opined that it probably didn't have one so just get rid of it. I refrained from saying that the same could probably be said about commenters named Sarah. Ahem.

I think he's fascinating--poisonous prickles and all.

#126

Posted by: Nanu Nanu | April 3, 2009 7:13 PM

the pro from dover, Bone Oboe:

Oh my Athe I actually started to research Graboids vs. Sandworms preparing to argue my point before I came back to my senses.

#127

Posted by: gsenski | April 3, 2009 7:30 PM

Looks like the kind of critter that would attack Tokyo.

#128

Posted by: wagonjak | April 3, 2009 7:37 PM

This worm wasn't named after the Americanized version of our President Barack, was it?

If so, it may be a not so subtle comment by a right-wing aquarium crowd to comment on the socialistic impulses of our new president? Hey?

Eating all the tiny fish and fish homes in the tank until it is the only beast left?

Or am I just showing my paranoia?

#129

Posted by: Bone Oboe | April 3, 2009 7:40 PM

Nanu Nanu, I was really joking, having a sarcgasm.... I have read, and will continue to read the Dune books. I suppose I should have added some sort of winky-emoti-thing, somewhere near the "Fanboy" part.

Mork calling Orson, come in Orson.

Now I just have to pray that I can keep from thinking about the Worm Of Death when I get to the Thai food joint.

#130

Posted by: Sarmatae Author Profile Page | April 3, 2009 9:06 PM

I recognized this species as soon as I laid eyes on it. It's a space Herpie!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-me2inj1nNw

#131

Posted by: Qweenie | April 3, 2009 9:08 PM

Looks like a juvenile Australian beach-worm, Family Eunicidae, Genus Eunice. Seems they live forever and just keep getting bigger and bigger. There are reports of 10-metre worms out there!

#132

Posted by: Carlie | April 3, 2009 9:29 PM

What about the giant worm that almost ate the Millennium Falcon?

#133

Posted by: Nerd of Redhead, OM Author Profile Page | April 3, 2009 9:38 PM

What about the giant worm that almost ate the Millennium Falcon?
Must have been a distant cousin of Barry many times removed. :-)
#134

Posted by: Bone Oboe | April 3, 2009 10:00 PM

What about the giant worm that almost ate the Millennium Falcon?

Oh yeah, I forgot about him. He was probably big enough to eat a spice harvester whole.

#135

Posted by: YetAnotherKevin | April 4, 2009 1:40 AM

So... What animal eats these worms?

#136

Posted by: eddie | April 4, 2009 7:09 PM

Re Tom @111;
To paraphrase Heinlein; specialisation is for worms.
For horror beastie fans, check out Tingler. It's in b&w as it is quite old, but very cool monster.

When I first saw Barry, I thought it was a millipede, but those 'legs' aren't jointed like an arthropod. I didn't think worms could make hard tissue but what about those mouthparts?

#137

Posted by: Monado | April 5, 2009 9:43 PM

It was eating the _reef_???

#138

Posted by: Rev. Barky | April 6, 2009 11:37 PM

Why didn't they just put a camera on the tank?

Well, the "tingler" bears a striking resemblance to the transmogrified Mujahedin typewriter sex creature in The Naked Lunch.

#139

Posted by: Sven DiMilo | April 6, 2009 11:43 PM

Annelid worms--like this polychaete--do have "hard parts," made of chitin (same stuff the exoskeleton of arthropods is made of). Even earthworms (oligochaetes) have chitinous bristles.

#140

Posted by: Sven DiMilo | April 6, 2009 11:48 PM

nudibranches, also polychaetes
Nope--nudibranchs are gastropod mollusks; polychaetes are annelids. Different (though related) phyla.

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