This is definitely not safe for work, but I had to include it because you just know the Catholic League will freak out over it.
And remember: 30 September is International Blasphemy Day. What will you be doing to outrage the fanatics?
Sometimes, you just don’t want to know about the lifestyles of the tentacled.
The vampire squid lurks…
The video spares you the worst of it: they also insist on beginning every meal with…
One of these would be nice.