It’s too accurate.
That’s not the punchline, either — it’s just the setup. You’ll have to read the whole thing.
Don’t miss the one right after it, either — it explains how science publishing works.
Sometimes, you just don’t want to know about the lifestyles of the tentacled.
The vampire squid lurks…
The video spares you the worst of it: they also insist on beginning every meal with…
One of these would be nice.