It’s too accurate.
That’s not the punchline, either — it’s just the setup. You’ll have to read the whole thing.
Don’t miss the one right after it, either — it explains how science publishing works.
Apparently, flamboyant cuttlefish are born looking snazzy.
I lack any tattoos, but on the day we can transfect human skin cells with the…
No. This is not what I look like naked.