For some reason, this geeky little saga tickled me.
David: Taunt dude! You’re supposed to be the tank!
Zach: Just back up, you’re drawing agro.
David: I can’t, I’m-
Cheryl: *opening the door* David…?
David: Oh sh*t!
Cheryl: Discarded pizza rolls, empty Mountain Dew bottles…What’s going on here?
David: We were…I was…fixing Zach’s computer!
Cheryl: Liar! *starts bawling* You’re having a LAN party aren’t you!?
David: You weren’t supposed to see this! You aren’t supposed to be home for another three hours!
Zach: I should leave.
David: No, you know what? I’m done hiding.
Cheryl: *crying* You told me you were watching football.
David: Zach and I are in love! With Warcraft.
Cheryl: What’s next, David? Painting Warhammer figures? Magic The Gathering? You’re a child.
Zach: Magic is a complex game of strategy! It’s not for kids!
Cheryl: You stay out of this! You…you…virgin loser!
David: That’s no way to talk to Lucan The Holy!
*Cheryl is taken aback*
David: Listen, Cheryl. We may be working class nobodies in the real world. But here, we’re level 80 Paladins, defending the Alliance from the forces of evil. It may not seem like a big deal to you, but we take a lot of pride in it.
*David puts his arm around Zach. Cheryl stares for a few seconds.*
Cheryl: We are never having sex again.
Don’t pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about. I was also sent this revealing listing of WoW players: where did they get that interesting name, I wonder? It’s all good, at least Horde predominates, but I am troubled by the squeaky little gnome named Pharyngula.