Brad DeLong has renamed his blog, formerly "J. Bradford DeLong's Grasping Reality with Both Hands," to "J. Bradford DeLong's Grasping Reality with All Eight Tentacles". This is excellent: the conversion process has begun, and the teuthid clan still outnumber him by two.
Other blog makeovers to anticipate: I Can Has Cheezburger will be renamed to "I Can Has Crustacean" and will go to an all-cute-invertebrate format, BoingBoing will revamp as "SquishSquish," and Perez Hilton will focus on the most garish chromatophore displays by celebrity cephalopods.
There is much to look forward to in our bright molluscan future.









Comments
Posted by: Cuttlefish, OM | December 8, 2009 9:24 AM
More Cephalopods?
Always octopus and squid--
Just one Cuttlefish
Posted by: Jack Mitcham | December 8, 2009 9:25 AM
A google image search for "lolsquid" came up with the following:
http://www.well.com/user/jleft/graphix/LOLSQUID.jpg
Posted by: And-U-Say | December 8, 2009 9:25 AM
I, for one, welcome our new octavian overlords.
Posted by: DaveX | December 8, 2009 9:27 AM
I'll be changing mine any day now to STARTLING MOLLUSKER, and commencing my broadcasts from the deep.
Posted by: Mrs Tilton
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December 8, 2009 9:27 AM
Surely you'll need four teuthids just to equal DeLong, if your metric is tentacles rather than arms.
Posted by: BAllanJ | December 8, 2009 9:30 AM
haiku, Cuttlefish? Don't you know those Japanese would just love to turn you into sushi!
Posted by: Carlie | December 8, 2009 9:33 AM
Cuttlefish? There can be Only One.
Posted by: Aratina Cage
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December 8, 2009 9:44 AM
I can't believe you just linked to Perez Hilton. There is not much on that tabloid blag about celebrity cephalopods (yet), but I now know that Kanye thinks it is insulting to call people "squid brains" &mdash shouldn't that be a compliment?
Posted by: Christophe Thill | December 8, 2009 9:48 AM
That LOLsquid is just... just... lovecraftian. I'm sure it can speak. In a weird, deep voice.
Posted by: HappyHax0r
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December 8, 2009 9:54 AM
@#8...
Aratina, I'm really happy for you, and imma let you finish, but squids have one of the best brains of all time!
Posted by: James Sweet | December 8, 2009 10:07 AM
...and Uncommon Descent will replace the picture of a flagellum with a picture of a tentacle.
Wait, what?
Posted by: Aratina Cage
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December 8, 2009 10:22 AM
;) Yeah, that's what I thought.Posted by: bcoppola | December 8, 2009 10:36 AM
I think the LOLsquid spelling would be "I Can Has Crustayshun".
Posted by: wasd | December 8, 2009 10:43 AM
I for one welcome our new cephalopod overlords
Posted by: Mill | December 8, 2009 11:07 AM
There is a site called squidsquid.com - fairly similar. Awesome cephalopod-based games.
Posted by: EB | December 8, 2009 11:20 AM
We should all read Brad more often. He made that change months ago. Jes' sayin'...
Posted by: Zeno | December 8, 2009 12:07 PM
I once belonged to a computer club that had a "Duncan Squidbrain" on its membership roster. I'm still sorry that I never met the guy.
Posted by: Gruesome Rob | December 8, 2009 12:23 PM
Hey PZ, Just in case you don't see @ replies of people you're not following
Posted by: Dirty Hairy | December 8, 2009 12:49 PM
I just had to explain to everyone that sits near me in the office what "I thought was so funny", then explain to my boss why I was fucking around on the internet. Kahless, I love this site.
Posted by: Bob | December 8, 2009 2:22 PM
"...will revamp as "SquishSquish"
I know I'm dating myself here, but when I read this part all I could think about was the Barney Miller "pot brownies" episode with Jack Soo.
Yes, total brainfart, I know.
I'm gonna go away now...
Posted by: Sven DIMilo | December 8, 2009 2:41 PM
bwa. hahaha.
I am sharpening my radula in anticipation.
Posted by: jakc | December 8, 2009 4:17 PM
well, I for one am welcoming our new Molluscan overlords! (and hope they punish those welcoming octavian or cephlapod overlords)
Posted by: Brad DeLong | December 8, 2009 5:42 PM
I really hate to have to inform you of what I just did this afternoon...
Posted by: Uncle Glenny
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December 8, 2009 5:58 PM
I really hate to have to inform you of what I just did this afternoon...
Calamari for lunch?
Posted by: PZ Myers
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December 8, 2009 6:18 PM
"J. Bradford DeLong's Grasping Reality with a Prehensile Tail"? What are you, a New World monkey now?
Posted by: donna | December 8, 2009 8:28 PM
Nice one, Brad!