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Wait, what happened to the octopus?

Category: Cephalopods
Posted on: December 3, 2009 2:19 PM, by PZ Myers

I hate these annoying cliffhangers.

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#1

Posted by: BA | December 3, 2009 2:22 PM

He let Jameson go when they shared a snifter full. Can't fault him for that!

#2

Posted by: Glen Davidson Author Profile Page | December 3, 2009 2:29 PM

That's not a cliffhanger, that's just a whole lot missing from the middle.

So, um, I really have no idea, except that maybe a whale came along and the octopus decided to ignore the appetizer and go for the main course.

Dumb commercial.

Glen D
http://tinyurl.com/mxaa3p

#3

Posted by: Brownian, Most Vicious & Petty of Pharyngulites Author Profile Page | December 3, 2009 2:29 PM

He let Jameson go when they shared a snifter full. Can't fault him for that!

Yep. Now, if it were Bushmills, the 'pode might not have been so accommodating.

#4

Posted by: delphi-ote Author Profile Page | December 3, 2009 2:33 PM

Is there some kind of holy war between fans of Bushmills and Jameson of which I was previously unaware?

#5

Posted by: blf | December 3, 2009 2:45 PM

Is there some kind of holy war between fans of Bushmills and Jameson…?

Possibly, but who cares: Both are heathens. Single-malts, now those are worth a holy war!

#6

Posted by: Somnolent Aphid | December 3, 2009 2:46 PM

speaking of videos, eddie izzard has reference to giant squid on noahs ark, but you'll have to find his facebook post. i haven't seen it anywheres else.

#7

Posted by: Aratina Cage Author Profile Page | December 3, 2009 2:47 PM

He was gone for weeks and he looks drunk as a skunk at the end of the video. All I can think of is that John Jameson must have had a knife somewhere and was able to dismember the poor octopus, used its suction-cupped tentacle as a lasso to drag the keg up to the surface, and then survived on tako sashimi and whiskey as he swam to shore.

#8

Posted by: dNorrisM | December 3, 2009 2:54 PM

That barrel DOES look awful light at the end of the clip.

#9

Posted by: F Author Profile Page | December 3, 2009 2:55 PM

The octopus got loaded. How the heck do you think Jameson managed to surface that barrel? The density was lowered.

#10

Posted by: Barklikeadog | December 3, 2009 2:58 PM

I wish I could carry a barrel full of whiskey like that! Sheesh, I'm so weak compared to those Brits.

#11

Posted by: TaishaMcGee | December 3, 2009 3:12 PM

Megashark came along with some business that needed to be dealt with.

#12

Posted by: The Science Pundit Author Profile Page | December 3, 2009 3:12 PM

Hehe! I saw this a few weeks ago in a hotel (which is the only time I ever watch TV anymore), but couldn't find an online version to send you. I do have to object though: there's no way that an actual Kraken would some puny chordate run off with his fairly acquired barrel of whiskey. :-)

#13

Posted by: The Science Pundit Author Profile Page | December 3, 2009 3:16 PM

Is there some kind of holy war between fans of Bushmills and Jameson…?

I used to work with a Jameson fan from Cork, and (according to him) Bushmills is an Orangeman's whiskey from the North, and he would sooner drink Scotch "that piss".

#14

Posted by: The Science Pundit Author Profile Page | December 3, 2009 3:17 PM

Aaargh!!!

* than "that piss" *

#15

Posted by: Xavier Ninnis | December 3, 2009 3:18 PM

@6

"speaking of videos, eddie izzard has reference to giant squid on noahs ark, but you'll have to find his facebook post. i haven't seen it anywheres else."

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=186908999811&ref=mf

#16

Posted by: Cuttlefish, OM | December 3, 2009 3:19 PM

That barrel is now full of ink. Cephalopod practical joke. It was a helluva party, and I can't remember just whose idea it was, but there's half a dozen squid each laying claim.

But if anyone asks, I never said anything....

#17

Posted by: Romeo Vitelli | December 3, 2009 3:32 PM

The octopus went off to found an underwater chapter of AA.

#18

Posted by: Strangelove | December 3, 2009 3:47 PM

That's one light barrel, I bet they drank it all XD best way, share a barrel 'o booze with ya best cephalopod matey.


Wait... did he say goodbye to all his crew in that manner?

#19

Posted by: 'Tis Himself, Quel Dommage Author Profile Page | December 3, 2009 3:50 PM

Is there some kind of holy war between fans of Bushmills and Jameson...?

Supposedly Bushmill's is the Protestant whiskey and Jameson's is the Catholic whiskey. Bushmill's is distilled in County Antrim in Northern Ireland and Jameson's is distilled in Cork in Erie.

The founder of Jameson's was a Scotch Protestant Unionist. Jameson's is claimed as Catholic because it's produced in a majority Catholic area, but the Jameson family is Protestant.

I'm not a fan of Bushmill's or Jameson's. Two much better Irish whiskeys are Red Breast and Connemara. Red Breast is one that bourbon drinkers will like and Connemara is full of smoke and peat like an Islay Scotch whisky.

#20

Posted by: EboTebo | December 3, 2009 3:56 PM

Aye! I'd not wasted getting wet fer a jigger o' that Irish "sploog", but alas, I'd of killed 'em both for a dram 'o Laphroaig, with it's smoky peatiness. Be it bad enough that ya can see Ireland from Islay!!

#21

Posted by: Peter Ashby | December 3, 2009 3:57 PM

Connemara is full of smoke and peat like an Islay Scotch whisky

Dammit, up until now I had managed to think all Irish Whiskey is like Bushmills or Jamesons, less interesting than an average Speysider (that is an insult btw). Now I shall have to seek out Connemara since I am a smoke and peat freak. If you tell me it also tastes of seaweed, I may have to kill you.

#22

Posted by: EboTebo | December 3, 2009 4:02 PM

Yup!!

#23

Posted by: Tom | December 3, 2009 4:10 PM

To Brownian #3:

Bushmills - now you're talking! Bushmills is nectar. Oldest distellery in the british isles as well. We even (kindly) let the scots in on the secret. Mind you, Jamesons will do when the Bushmills runs out.

**ducks**

#24

Posted by: mythusmage Author Profile Page | December 3, 2009 4:24 PM

Whiskey aint nothin' but beer some fool tried to turn into perfume.

#25

Posted by: JSC_ltd | December 3, 2009 4:30 PM

Still laughing @ 24, mythusmage. That's it exactly!

#26

Posted by: jj | December 3, 2009 4:56 PM

Jameson all the way. It's what the first J in jj stands for. If your name is Jameson, then that must be ones drink of choice.

#27

Posted by: oinonio | December 3, 2009 5:01 PM

Jameson was being environmental, and bringing back the empty for recycling.

#28

Posted by: Brownian, Most Vicious & Petty of Pharyngulites Author Profile Page | December 3, 2009 5:41 PM

Actually, I don't have much of a preference (though given the choice I'll reach for a dram of Jameson's before Bushmills). The hardened state of my liver attests to that.

#29

Posted by: Al Cibiades | December 3, 2009 5:43 PM

What I find interesting is the music in the background of the ad. How many of you know what it is? (Its real classical music, not psuedo classical that's in some ads.)

And I'm pleased the American Expresses ad also uses a lovely classical piece (cello) which was even in a famous movie. No copyright problems.. the composer died hundreds of years ago.

Well, I guess I labeled myself as an old fogey...

#30

Posted by: Mike | December 3, 2009 5:57 PM

Another in the line of "greatest man ever" alcohol commercials (i.e. the dos equis guy).

Can we get back to scantily clad women who will have sex with me if I drink their product? Sigh..

#31

Posted by: Diane Richards | December 3, 2009 5:58 PM

drink sharing theory may be spot on. Check out this from a dive buddy's clip gallery--we were ringing in the New Year underwater off Vancouver Island and a giant pacific joined in the fun

http://www.metridium.com/movies/octonewyear.html

#32

Posted by: Dave v. | December 3, 2009 6:02 PM

Heh. My girlfriend and I enjoyed this
far more than any other over repeated
ad on "The Daily Show" online.

My only gripe was that Jameson, upon
seeing the tentacled threat, actually
let go of the barrel to flee -- it would
have been much funnier for him to try to
take the beloved barrel with him...

#33

Posted by: Art | December 3, 2009 6:24 PM

First thing I noted is that a barrel full of whiskey would float. The barrel, alcohol and fresh water combined weigh less than a similar volume of seawater. This assumed that the barrel is absolutely full. Any air pocket in the barrel would just make it float higher.

Second, the octopus is just there checking things out. Neither Jameson nor his barrel are sea creatures so odds are the octopus just cuddled them a bit and let them go. Then again maybe Jameson offered him a drink. Luckily the octopus wasn't a single malt man of it would have gone the other way.

#34

Posted by: Phill | December 3, 2009 7:26 PM

I read a post about Catholic vs Protestant booze a while back that effectively confuses and debunks the situation:

http://www.jeffreymorgenthaler.com/2009/ask-your-bartender-protestant-vs-catholic-whiskey/

#35

Posted by: Andy James | December 3, 2009 7:38 PM

I was thinking exactly the same thing. I want to know more about this gregarious cephalopod with good taste in spirits.

#36

Posted by: Copernicus | December 3, 2009 7:57 PM

I want to know more about this gregarious cephalopod with good taste in spirits

You're right, it's good taste dictated that Jameson could keep that Irish muck and instead it made it's way to the Isle of Islay to scrounge a little Laphroaig!

#37

Posted by: Luke | December 3, 2009 8:23 PM

@19:

3 cheers for a Red Breast mention!

Knappogue Castle is a cheap Irish single malt I started drinking a few years back. I recommend it. I'll have to try Connemara if it's available here.

#38

Posted by: Ryan | December 3, 2009 8:31 PM

That's weird. I've seen this commercial dozens of times on TV and never noticed the octopus.

#39

Posted by: Copernicus | December 3, 2009 8:53 PM

@Luke #37

Knappogue Castle is a cheap Irish single malt

not sure about that- to be a a single malt (Scotch whisky or Irish whiskey) not only does it have to be produced from a single distillery but also made entirely from one type of malted grain- Knappogue Castle is made from both malted and unmalted barley...

#40

Posted by: Luke | December 3, 2009 9:05 PM

@Copernicus 39

"not sure about that- to be a single malt"

I've got a bottle of Knappogue Castle in front of me, it says "single malt" on it, but it could be some marketing fib or something I suppose. It does taste like a single malt though.

Found their website:

http://www.knappoguewhiskey.com/

Either way, it's good, drink it! :)

#41

Posted by: Copernicus | December 3, 2009 9:05 PM

re. me @39 (and Luke @37)

yeah, I know they call it "single malt" but...!

What do you call a group of Irish men standing around in the middle of a field?

#42

Posted by: Luke | December 3, 2009 9:17 PM

I give up

#43

Posted by: chuckgoecke Author Profile Page | December 3, 2009 10:40 PM

This reminds me, I think I have a partial fifth of Jameson's squirreled away in our fairly inaccessible rollaway folding bar thingy that was 8 or 10 years old back in 1990. I bet that bottle is all dusty and stuff. Now, if only there were some Klingons I needed to drink under the table.

#44

Posted by: MikeTheInfidel Author Profile Page | December 3, 2009 11:56 PM

... The instant I clicked on the 'comments' link for this, the commercial came on my TV.

That's... a bit freakish.

#45

Posted by: Penny | December 4, 2009 2:26 AM

#10
"I wish I could carry a barrel full of whiskey like that! Sheesh, I'm so weak compared to those Brits."

I don't think the Irish would appreciate being called Brits...

#46

Posted by: Graham Orr | December 4, 2009 3:25 AM

Hey! That whiskey should not have sank!

Whiskey's density is about 0.942 g/cc and salt water is 1.025 g/cc. That plus the oak cask should have been more than enough to float them steel tension bands. (at least 5 lbs positive buoyancy)

Yup, I'm an engineer nerd.

#47

Posted by: Penguin_Factory | December 4, 2009 5:49 AM

"All of Ireland" attended? There must have been a LOT of people just off camera in that shot.....

"Sheesh, I'm so weak compared to those Brits."

Irish people aren't "Brits" :P

#48

Posted by: SQB (fuck death) Author Profile Page | December 4, 2009 6:55 AM

Another in the line of "greatest man ever" alcohol commercials (i.e. the dos equis guy).
How about the greatest drop of water ever?
#49

Posted by: Copernicus | December 4, 2009 7:52 AM

What do you call a group of Irish men standing around in the middle of a field?

a thicket!


Luke, I kmow I'm a purist (technically, like other Irish "single malts", when you mix the grain it's not single) but because "single malt" is more like the word "brie", there is no real stipulation as to it's method unlike "champagne" or "port", so it tends to e thrown around a bit ... I grew up in a boarding school in Aberlour on the River Spey, literally within a stone's throw of 30 of the finest distilleries in Scotland:Aberlour, the Balvenie, Craigellachie, Cardhu, Dufftown, Glenfiddich, the Glenlivet, the Macallan, Tamnavullin, etc! We could chew on the oak twigs on the sports fields and taste the malt...

#50

Posted by: KI | December 4, 2009 9:11 AM

Irish whiskey is okay, but they age it in used bourbon barrels, so it's really just toned down bourbon. Real whisky comes from Kentucky or Tennessee.

Flame war ignited, check. Head covered, check. Initiating monitor fire-proofing, check.

#51

Posted by: randombloke | December 4, 2009 10:40 AM

Real whisky comes from Kentucky or Tennessee.
Pull the other one mate; it thinks budweiser is real beer.
#52

Posted by: KI | December 4, 2009 10:55 AM

@51
You've got it backwards, randombloke, bourbon is the full-flavored stuff (like Summit Winter Ale, yay local beer), bud is for those who prefer weak-bodied tasteless stuff (like canadian whiskey).[ducks and covers]

#53

Posted by: chgo_liz | December 4, 2009 11:14 AM

Thank you, EboTebo. I will look for the Connemara as well.


Copernicus, I am so jealous.

#54

Posted by: Mike Mixer | December 5, 2009 10:21 AM

My brother and a friend spent 2 weeks in Kinsale too many years ago now and the best thing they brought back was Jameson Whiskey. It's the only pass out drunk that doesn't leave a mark, and my brother gets a terrible itch to play the spoons for some reason.

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