Pharyngula

…it’s too unrealistic. In real life, the Trophy Wife™ would be carrying me.

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Comments

  1. #1 Nerd of Redhead, OM
    March 28, 2010

    In real life, the Trophy Wife? would be carrying me.

    That’s right, your back is dicey at best thanks to the creator/intelligent designer…

  2. #2 Givesgoodemail
    March 28, 2010

    Hehe. So would The Fiance.

    Where the hell is that from, anyway?

  3. #3 Q.E.D
    March 28, 2010

    Cthulu manga porn? I there no depth of depravity that pharingulistas won’t sink to?

  4. #4 PZ Myers
    March 28, 2010

    No.

  5. #5 PZ Myers
    March 28, 2010

    Click on it for a link. I could even buy a print to hang on the wall! Which my wife would regard with the horror reserved for The Lamp in A Christmas Story.

  6. #6 SC OM
    March 28, 2010

    I like this, which is somewhat disturbing.

  7. #7 Josh, Official SpokesGay
    March 28, 2010

    I like this, which is somewhat disturbing.

    One’s private responses to such things are never disturbing, they merely are:))

    I should like to be carried out of the sea thus by such a strapping gent. . . dunno if I need the tentacles though. Oh hell, throw ‘em in, I’ve got wasabi mayo in the fridge.

  8. #8 Peter B.
    March 28, 2010

    Goody!! More cephalo-porn.

    BTW: In the same vein, here is a really cool site…
    The Award-Winning Cephalopoda Erotica Thread

  9. #9 justagreenie
    March 28, 2010

    The octopus is helping to rescue the damsel in distress, right?Or have I somehow missed the point?

    By the way there is some rib-tickling creationist-bashing http://huff.to/c316Bo on Huffington Post

  10. #10 thehumanmichael
    March 28, 2010

    haha thats a great picture. the man looks more like a mexican wrestler than the king of the oceans, though.

  11. #11 justagreenie
    March 28, 2010

    Damn, I always forget to sign! G’Day PZ, hope the Vegemite addiction withdrawal symptoms not too severe.

    David Horton

  12. #12 Leah
    March 28, 2010

    The comments on dA are hilarious, particularly the thread started by PinkieNekoGirl (spelling/grammar errors aside):

    “The only thing that could make this picture even cooler is either a gigantic explosion in the background or a school of sharks fighting to the death.”

    “sharks with lazors against killerdolphins @w@”

    “Now that’s just plain badass.”

    “not as badass as chuck norris :P”

    “On a flaming motorbike, giving roundhouse kicks with it.”

    “while using five uzis, one with each hand, one with each food and one kept up in the air with roundhouskicks spraying pullets around”

  13. #13 Ginchy Von Slappytrousers
    March 28, 2010

    You know you’re a lucha geek when the first thing you think is “Damn, that’s a cool pic of Atlantis”.

  14. #14 Charlie Foxtrot
    March 28, 2010

    Heh – the cute octopod looks a bit snoozy – must have been a long day of damsel-saving.

  15. #15 LiLo
    March 28, 2010

    The trouble some guys will go for for sex.

  16. #16 ronsullivan
    March 28, 2010

    “… spraying pullets around”

    Surprise!

  17. #17 ronsullivan
    March 28, 2010

    Gotta love the emblematic brine-shrimp knee patches tho’.

  18. #18 Gyeong Hwa Pak, Scholar of Shen Zhou
    March 28, 2010

    I like that the Luchador has some chest hair. . .

    I’ll get me coat.

  19. #19 Shplane
    March 28, 2010

    Awesome.

  20. #20 dexitroboper
    March 28, 2010

    It’s not as awesome as Axe Cop

  21. #21 Kirk
    March 28, 2010

    I can’t draw my way out of a wet paper bag. That said, I get to look at drawings as much as anybody with artistic talent …

    How come her drawers hang down like that?

    This person can obviously draw, in the style of comic book characters, which I like.

    The bustier part seems to be made of spandex, but the drawers of wet cotton. There’s a point I’m missing.

  22. #22 monado
    March 28, 2010

    The octopus looks eye-rollingly bored.

  23. #23 queendragonmom
    March 28, 2010

    Methinks a Frazetta-infusion would be much better but don’t think there are a lot of cephalopods to be found.

  24. #24 jcmartz.myopenid.com
    March 28, 2010

    But the octopus doesn’t look that fearsome.

  25. #25 antaresrichard
    March 29, 2010

    Well, for obvious reasons you can’t be “El Santo” or “Blue Demon”. Hmmm…

  26. #26 Crewvy
    March 29, 2010

    Oh noes, shes lost her panties.

  27. #27 mia-chatterjee
    March 29, 2010

    Octopus-surfing babe-toting Mexican wrestler? MY NEW HUSBAND.

  28. #28 Sili
    March 29, 2010

    I could even buy a print to hang on the wall! Which my wife would regard with the horror reserved for The Lamp in A Christmas Story.

    Setup an account over there, and make a wishlist. Then we don’t have to dig up your business address to send you stuff.

  29. #29 broboxley OT
    March 29, 2010

    The trphy wife would be carrying you? My trophy wife would be using a wheel barrow

  30. #30 Ring Tailed Lemurian
    March 29, 2010

    You want underdressed women and cephalopods?

    Here you go.

    Vintage Octopus Pulp Covers

    It’s where my long-time screensaver comes from.

  31. #31 Andreas Johansson
    March 29, 2010

    The octopus is helping to rescue the damsel in distress, right?Or have I somehow missed the point?

    One hopes not, because the man of no fashion sense is obviously more concerned with whatever’s in front of them than with the giant octopus (which looks bored with the whole exercise).