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I'd use this as my profile pic, except…

Category: Humor
Posted on: March 28, 2010 6:56 PM, by PZ Myers

…it's too unrealistic. In real life, the Trophy Wife™ would be carrying me.

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#1

Posted by: Nerd of Redhead, OM Author Profile Page | March 28, 2010 7:01 PM

In real life, the Trophy Wife™ would be carrying me.
That's right, your back is dicey at best thanks to the creator/intelligent designer...
#2

Posted by: Givesgoodemail Author Profile Page | March 28, 2010 7:04 PM

Hehe. So would The Fiance.

Where the hell is that from, anyway?

#3

Posted by: Q.E.D Author Profile Page | March 28, 2010 7:04 PM


Cthulu manga porn? I there no depth of depravity that pharingulistas won't sink to?

#4

Posted by: PZ Myers Author Profile Page | March 28, 2010 7:06 PM

No.

#5

Posted by: PZ Myers Author Profile Page | March 28, 2010 7:09 PM

Click on it for a link. I could even buy a print to hang on the wall! Which my wife would regard with the horror reserved for The Lamp in A Christmas Story.

#6

Posted by: SC OM Author Profile Page | March 28, 2010 7:10 PM

I like this, which is somewhat disturbing.

#7

Posted by: Josh, "Raquel Dommage," Porte-parole Gay Official Author Profile Page | March 28, 2010 7:16 PM

I like this, which is somewhat disturbing.

One's private responses to such things are never disturbing, they merely are:))

I should like to be carried out of the sea thus by such a strapping gent. . . dunno if I need the tentacles though. Oh hell, throw 'em in, I've got wasabi mayo in the fridge.

#8

Posted by: Peter B. Author Profile Page | March 28, 2010 7:18 PM

Goody!! More cephalo-porn.

BTW: In the same vein, here is a really cool site...
The Award-Winning Cephalopoda Erotica Thread

#9

Posted by: justagreenie Author Profile Page | March 28, 2010 7:21 PM

The octopus is helping to rescue the damsel in distress, right?Or have I somehow missed the point?

By the way there is some rib-tickling creationist-bashing http://huff.to/c316Bo on Huffington Post

#10

Posted by: thehumanmichael Author Profile Page | March 28, 2010 7:25 PM

haha thats a great picture. the man looks more like a mexican wrestler than the king of the oceans, though.

#11

Posted by: justagreenie Author Profile Page | March 28, 2010 7:25 PM

Damn, I always forget to sign! G'Day PZ, hope the Vegemite addiction withdrawal symptoms not too severe.

David Horton

#12

Posted by: Leah Author Profile Page | March 28, 2010 7:54 PM

The comments on dA are hilarious, particularly the thread started by PinkieNekoGirl (spelling/grammar errors aside):

"The only thing that could make this picture even cooler is either a gigantic explosion in the background or a school of sharks fighting to the death."

"sharks with lazors against killerdolphins @w@"

"Now that's just plain badass."

"not as badass as chuck norris :P"

"On a flaming motorbike, giving roundhouse kicks with it."

"while using five uzis, one with each hand, one with each food and one kept up in the air with roundhouskicks spraying pullets around"

#13

Posted by: Ginchy Von Slappytrousers Author Profile Page | March 28, 2010 7:59 PM

You know you're a lucha geek when the first thing you think is "Damn, that's a cool pic of Atlantis".

#14

Posted by: Charlie Foxtrot Author Profile Page | March 28, 2010 8:00 PM

Heh - the cute octopod looks a bit snoozy - must have been a long day of damsel-saving.

#15

Posted by: LiLo Author Profile Page | March 28, 2010 8:14 PM

The trouble some guys will go for for sex.

#16

Posted by: ronsullivan Author Profile Page | March 28, 2010 8:19 PM

"... spraying pullets around"

Surprise!

#17

Posted by: ronsullivan Author Profile Page | March 28, 2010 8:24 PM

Gotta love the emblematic brine-shrimp knee patches tho'.

#18

Posted by: 朴競花/박경화 (Gyeong Hwa) Author Profile Page | March 28, 2010 8:29 PM

I like that the Luchador has some chest hair. . .


I'll get me coat.

#19

Posted by: Shplane, some shit in french Author Profile Page | March 28, 2010 8:31 PM

Awesome.

#20

Posted by: dexitroboper Author Profile Page | March 28, 2010 8:49 PM

It's not as awesome as Axe Cop

#21

Posted by: Kirk Author Profile Page | March 28, 2010 9:15 PM

I can't draw my way out of a wet paper bag. That said, I get to look at drawings as much as anybody with artistic talent ...

How come her drawers hang down like that?

This person can obviously draw, in the style of comic book characters, which I like.

The bustier part seems to be made of spandex, but the drawers of wet cotton. There's a point I'm missing.

#22

Posted by: monado Author Profile Page | March 28, 2010 9:49 PM

The octopus looks eye-rollingly bored.

#23

Posted by: queendragonmom Author Profile Page | March 28, 2010 10:46 PM

Methinks a Frazetta-infusion would be much better but don't think there are a lot of cephalopods to be found.

#24

Posted by: jcmartz.myopenid.com Author Profile Page | March 28, 2010 11:38 PM

But the octopus doesn't look that fearsome.

#25

Posted by: antaresrichard Author Profile Page | March 29, 2010 1:28 AM

Well, for obvious reasons you can't be "El Santo" or "Blue Demon". Hmmm...

#26

Posted by: Crewvy Author Profile Page | March 29, 2010 2:19 AM

Oh noes, shes lost her panties.

#27

Posted by: mia-chatterjee Author Profile Page | March 29, 2010 4:40 AM

Octopus-surfing babe-toting Mexican wrestler? MY NEW HUSBAND.

#28

Posted by: Silič O'Nopolitanopoulos, Färschdbischuf Beesknees aus Ulm und Klein Elguth, Elector Pharynguline. Author Profile Page | March 29, 2010 9:21 AM

I could even buy a print to hang on the wall! Which my wife would regard with the horror reserved for The Lamp in A Christmas Story.
Setup an account over there, and make a wishlist. Then we don't have to dig up your business address to send you stuff.
#29

Posted by: broboxley OT Author Profile Page | March 29, 2010 9:23 AM

The trphy wife would be carrying you? My trophy wife would be using a wheel barrow

#30

Posted by: Ring Tailed Lemurian Author Profile Page | March 29, 2010 9:30 AM

You want underdressed women and cephalopods?

Here you go.

Vintage Octopus Pulp Covers

It's where my long-time screensaver comes from.

#31

Posted by: Andreas Johansson Author Profile Page | March 29, 2010 10:18 AM

The octopus is helping to rescue the damsel in distress, right?Or have I somehow missed the point?

One hopes not, because the man of no fashion sense is obviously more concerned with whatever's in front of them than with the giant octopus (which looks bored with the whole exercise).

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