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George Alan Rekers, the anti-gay gay minister, has actually come out and admitted what he and his lovely rent-boy were doing on tour.

If you talk with my travel assistant that the story called “Lucien,” you will find I spent a great deal of time sharing scientific information on the desirability of abandoning homosexual intercourse, and I shared the Gospel of Jesus Christ with him in great detail.

Now I’m worried. I just know I’m going to go into class to “share scientific information”, and all the knowing gays will be giggling and laughing and saying, “oh, he went there,” and I’ll be baffled about what the joke is.

At least there’s no risk that I’ll “share the Gospel of Jesus Christ.” I can only imagine how pornographic that is.

The poor man. With all that “luggage lifting” and “sharing scientific information” and “gospel swapping,” he must be totally “fagged out”.

Comments

  1. #1 Givesgoodemail
    May 5, 2010

    Also, please note that Reker’s biographies at FRC and the European Leadership Forum are now missing.

  2. #2 Rev. BigDumbChimp
    May 5, 2010

    abandoning homosexual intercourse

    If by abandoning he means, exploring.

  3. #3 Glen Davidson
    May 5, 2010

    I’ve found saving prostitutes from their evil ways very expensive. The rates they charge!

    But I’m so dedicated to saving their souls that I will pay whatever it takes to save such women.

    I hope that I will be commended for my good deeds.

    Glen D
    http://tinyurl.com/mxaa3p

  4. #4 Brownian, OM
    May 5, 2010

    and I shared the Gospel of Jesus Christ with him in great detail.

    “So, like Jesus never wore much beyond robes and some loose undergarments. He hung out with twelve other men, wandering from region to region, just like camping an’ stuff. Oh yeah, and back then people would ‘anoint’ each other with nice smelling oils. So, they did a lot of that. While camping.

    Then one day, everybody decided they didn’t like Jesus or his pals, so they hung him on two crossed poles. Here, I’ll show you: if I take yours and cross it with mine, like so…”

  5. #5 Glen Davidson
    May 5, 2010

    I spent a great deal of time sharing scientific information on the desirability of abandoning homosexual intercourse

    Because there is all that scientific information.

    OK, I guess if one thinks that creationism/ID puts out scientific info, he might think he has similar “science” regarding homosexual intercourse.

    Glen D
    http://tinyurl.com/mxaa3p

  6. #6 MS
    May 5, 2010

    Does he honestly expect ANYBODY to buy that?

  7. #7 Paul W., OM
    May 5, 2010

    Insemination did evolve as a crucial means of communicating information, after all. (Bruce Sterling has dysphemized it as “transmitting the ancient message.”)

    And the information content of DNA is all sciency and stuff, so I guess it’s arguably communicating scientific information.

  8. #8 Rey Fox
    May 5, 2010

    Does sort of make me wonder if the rentboy just went along for the trip to Europe.

  9. #9 tsg
    May 5, 2010

    I spent a great deal of time sharing scientific information on the desirability of abandoning homosexual intercourse,

    I’ve been told his “keep doing it until you can’t stand it anymore” method has been very successful in turning people off of homosexual intercourse. At least with him.

  10. #10 Cerberus
    May 5, 2010

    Oh my, my oral defense of my thesis just got even more euphemistastic.

    Think about it, I’m orally defending my scientific findings and then sharing scientific findings with two men as they probe and question my scientific findings until they come to consensus about my qualifications.

    I better bring protection.

  11. #11 Randomfactor
    May 5, 2010

    I’m sure there were quite a few heartfelt shouts of “Oh, God!” during their sessions…together with sincere hopes for divine auditory failure.

  12. #12 KOPD
    May 5, 2010

    Maybe he misspoke and meant to say that he was sharing his “genetic” information with the “assistant.”

  13. #13 Rey Fox
    May 5, 2010

    “Oh my, my oral defense of my thesis just got even more euphemistastic.”

    You can relax afterwards on the Appalachain Trail.

  14. #14 alistair.coleman
    May 5, 2010

    And by “sharing the Gospel of Jesus Christ”, he means shouting “Oh God! OH GOD! OH GOD!” as part of a deeply, deeply religious experience.

  15. #15 https://me.yahoo.com/hairychris444#96384
    May 5, 2010

    sharing scientific information on the desirability of abandoning homosexual intercourse

    The lack thereof informing Mr Reker’s decision to go the “if you can’t beat ‘em, join, er, in (and preferably on expenses!)” route.
    Not that I find this funny. Honest.

  16. #16 daveau
    May 5, 2010

    I have a love-hate relationship with this type of thread. Is there such a thing as too funny for work (tffw)?

  17. #17 Galahad Threepwood
    May 5, 2010

    Yeesh. Honestly, which is the more likely scenario–that he hired a male escort for pleasure, or that he unwittingly hired a male escort to carry his luggage, and then spent the trip lecturing said escort about the evils of homosexuality? I think it’s sad that he can’t even consider the possibility of accepting his sexuality for what it is. I know it can be scary to admit to being gay, but surely it’s healthier in the long run than repressing it at every turn, and making up ridiculous stories to try to hide it from everyone else.

  18. #18 Multicellular
    May 5, 2010

    There’s a big difference between desiring to abandoning homosexual intercourse and actually abandoning homosexual intercourse.

    Be that as it may, I can think of one scientific program employed in his quest to smite the gay dragon from his traveling companion:

    10 F=m*a
    20 go to 10

  19. #19 Louis
    May 5, 2010

    Is there even one, single conservative anti-gay bigot advisor/pundit out there who doesn’t smoke hot man pole the second he gets the opportunity?

    I am seriously disappointed, I want more from my anti-gay bigots pundits. After all, this Route One “Hate What You Are” schtick is really old. Can just one of them, just one, please get through the decade without some hot man on man action? Please. Just try harder anti-gay bigot pundits. After all, how hard can it be to constantly talk day after day, hour after hour, about the evils of enjoying bouncing up and down on a throbbing chopper? Surely one can obsess endlessly about the wickedness of lewd acts with other chaps and not be tempted by even a little morsel of forbidden fruit?

    What worries me is that clearly we sad, deluded little hetero breeders might be missing out on something. After all, it must be called “gay” for a reason. If that nice Ted Haggard can’t stay off the cock, then what hope is there for the rest of us…OH.MY.GHOD! I’ve just realised! It’s really true. If we don’t persecute all homosexuals all the time then we’ll discover it’s more addictive than chocolate covered bacon lesbian crack (the most addicitve thing EVAR) and we will all become “Of The Gay”. Won’t someone please think of the children? They’ll be making jokes about it next.

    Louis

    P.S. Hmmmm I think I struck the wrong word out…

    P.P.S. This:

    …I spent a great deal of time sharing scientific information on the desirability of abandoning homosexual intercourse…

    Made me piss myself laughing. “If you’d just like to bend over young man we can begin lesson number 24 on precisely what you shouldn’t be doing. After that we’ll go over lessons 5 to 13 again. This time with a mint and some ice cubes in your mouth.”

    P.P.P.S. Brief serious comment: I’m with Stephen Fry on this issue, what anti gay bigots really can’t stand is not the fact that people play hide the sausage/scissor sister acts with each other. It’s not Eros that scares them. It’s Philos. The genuine, passionate love between people of the same sex seems to terrify them. Getting to rant about “sexual deviants” is just a bonus.

  20. #20 bjstucker
    May 5, 2010

    Did they get into any transubstantiation…?

  21. #21 Randomfactor
    May 5, 2010

    He’s just following in the footsteps of other famous closeted ministers all the way back to that traveling salesman, Saul of Tarsus.

  22. #22 James F
    May 5, 2010

    Let’s start a pool. Who’s next?

    1) Tony Perkins, Family Research Council

    2) Lou Engle, The Call

    3) Brian Brown, National Organization for Marriage

    4) Fred Phelps, Westboro Baptist Church

    Add your own! Go for maximum Schadenfreude value!

  23. #23 IslandBrewer
    May 5, 2010

    Oh, this reminds me of the Jon Stewart joke about Ted Haggard when he was “cured” of his homosexual urges.

    “Remember when your Dad caught you smoking a cigarette? And then to make sure you never did it again, he’d take you out back and make you smoke a whole carton of cigarettes until you puked?”

  24. #24 Kraid
    May 5, 2010

    Rev BigDumbChimp #2

    abandoning homosexual intercourse

    If by abandoning he means, exploring.

    Maybe he meant definition 4: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/abandon

  25. #25 IslandBrewer
    May 5, 2010

    @JamesF

    Fred Phelps. No doubt about it.

  26. #26 jerthebarbarian
    May 5, 2010

    and I shared the Gospel of Jesus Christ with him in great detail.

    Ah – I’ll bet he was just showing the young man his great knowledge of The Secret Gospel of Mark.

  27. #27 KillJoy
    May 5, 2010

    I’m with Louis on this one.
    Its no longer even interesting!
    Ho hum, another day, another bigot on a dick.
    Bigot on a dick. Bigot on a Stick!
    Mmmm..carnival food.

    Also, Louis, the term ‘throbbing chopper’ just cured my homosexuality. Thanks. :(

    KJ

  28. #28 Holytape
    May 5, 2010

    Well, you got to save people one soul at a time. After all Jesus was nailed to the cross one hard, long, thick nail at a time. Those muscular roman soldiers held him down under their weight. They just kept hammering and hammering their rigid spikes into the soft flesh of Jesus. One soldier, two soldiers even three soldiers at a time. Jesus said stop, but his eyes said go. It was after all just a part of his plan. Eventually, Jesus screamed “Oh my God,” and the temple curtain torn. The heaven opened. It would be three days before Jesus could resurrect himself again…..

  29. #29 dNorrisM
    May 5, 2010

    “…tthe desirability of homosexual intercourse with abandon…”

  30. #30 Rev. BigDumbChimp
    May 5, 2010

    and I shared the Gospel of Jesus Christ with him in great detail.

    Following Ted Haggard and his male escort’s lead

    I wonder if that Gospel came in a little bindle and he shared it with a straw?

  31. #31 Larry
    May 5, 2010

    Carrying my baggage
    Sharing scientific information
    Hiking the Appalachian Trail

    For a group of uptight people who have such a thing for other people having sex, they sure can coin a euphemism.

  32. #32 Gyeong Hwa Pak, Scholar of Shen Zhou
    May 5, 2010

    um okay. So if Reckers really was hiring him to assist him with luggage and than evangelize him, why did he chose a 130 pound twink rather than a beefy bear who could probably lift more luggage?

  33. #33 Louis
    May 5, 2010

    @ Killjoy #27,

    I am sorry to have cured your homosexuality, that was never my intent. Please report to your local Rainbow Centre For Teh Gay and ask for immediate regayification.

    As for JamesF’s question in #22, I will also bet on Fred Phelps. That man is definitely gay. Have you seen the placards his family produce? Now THERE is a rainbow of colours. The lady doth protest too much methinks.

    Louis

  34. #34 Ben Goren
    May 5, 2010

    Holytape…does this mean that the Gospel isn’t merely a zombie story, but a gay zombie porn story?

    Damn…I don’t think there’s brain bleach strong enough…though it would explain even more about the Church….

    Cheers,

    b&


    EAC Memographer
    BAAWA Knight of Blasphemy
    “All but God can prove this sentence true.”

  35. #35 https://me.yahoo.com/a/NNElX.lopoxuMge1_bGvXqFvnkbkcEId0Nbpsg--#c96d1
    May 5, 2010

    I would imagine teabagging comes into this as well.

  36. #36 Quidam
    May 5, 2010

    Hubble has done so much to share scientific information

    Who knew it was so inspiring?

  37. #37 https://www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawkLDa-OYToil8riadSaAKLuwiPCKee0Sqs
    May 5, 2010

    Check also Luggage at Urban dictionary:
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=luggage

  38. #38 Westcoaster
    May 5, 2010

    … desirability of abandoning homosexual intercourse …

    … desirability of abandoning homosexual intercourse …

    There, fixed that for him.

  39. #39 tsg
    May 5, 2010

    Let’s start a pool. Who’s next?

    [...]

    4) Fred Phelps, Westboro Baptist Church

    As obvious as this one is, I’m betting against it. Fred Phelps will not be outed until he’s dead and one of his estranged children writes the unauthorized biography. He’s got way too much invested in his bigotry as a source of income.

  40. #40 MAJeff, OM
    May 5, 2010

    um okay. So if Reckers really was hiring him to assist him with luggage and than evangelize him, why did he chose a 130 pound twink rather than a beefy bear who could probably lift more luggage?

    Exactly. Nothing in the story makes sense. In addition to choosing a skinny twink to “carry luggage” Rekers first had to join rentboy.com and agree to the terms and conditions of service. There’s no chance in hell he didn’t know he was hiring an escort.

    And it looks like he was such a help:

    http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2010/05/rekers-geo-in-flagrante-delicious.html

  41. #41 KillJoy
    May 5, 2010

    @ #32

    Maybe its very SMALL ‘luggage’? XD

    Bad KillJoy. No making fun of the bigot’s genitalia.

    KJ

  42. #42 PZ Myers
    May 5, 2010

    Phelps is so repressed that I bet he has a hair shirt and set of whips for self-flagellation in his closet. I don’t think he’ll be sneaking around for gay sex…he’d feel compelled to destroy himself afterwards.

    Lou Engle, though…that’s where I’d put my money.

  43. #43 Hairhead
    May 5, 2010

    About Phelps. A couple of years ago a tag-team of radio shock-jocks got him live on-air for an interview. After a couple of moments of the usual bigoted folderol, one of the hosts made this point to Rev. Phelps:

    Host: Reverend Phelps, studies have demonstrated that people who have the greatest antipathy towards gays are more likely to be gay than people who aren’t hostile. Does that apply to you?

    Phelps: (click)

    Ah, denial . . .

  44. #44 Carl
    May 5, 2010

    I presume that this scientific information and research that he’s been conducting will be published. The “Answers” journal of AnswersInGenesis would be an excellent publication to choose. The only downside might be that he might have actually oonducted some experiments rather than relying on faith to arrive at the answers.

  45. #45 KyBoiler
    May 5, 2010

    I suppose it’s possible that he looked for someone young enough to cure so that the evil gay hadn’t infected him beyond repair. Showed him the xian artworks around europe to see how “perfect” things could be without the gay.
    Of course it’s also possible that Michael Jackson didn’t like to play with young boys, OJ Simpson didn’t kill anyone, BP acted responsibly with emergency plans in place while building that oil rig, Charles Manson was really just a misunderstood nice guy, Ted Haggard isn’t a hypocrite, and there is a heaven (that Robertson and Falwell will get in).

  46. #46 Alverant
    May 5, 2010

    James F
    I have to be against #4 too. I think he would sooner kiss a shotgun than admit to anything like that.

  47. #47 SkepgineerChick
    May 5, 2010

    HA! I’d just like to point out that I was correct! He was trying to cure him… yeah, I don’t buy it either, but I knew that would be the excuse! =D Wow, he must think we are all as stupid as him (and I guess his thinks his followers are as well…)

  48. #48 Gyeong Hwa Pak, Scholar of Shen Zhou
    May 5, 2010

    Maybe its very SMALL ‘luggage’? XD

    Bad KillJoy. No making fun of the bigot’s genitalia.

    Is that why he specifically asked for “uncut” and “large”? XD

    Please report to your local Rainbow Centre For Teh Gay and ask for immediate regayification.

    Yes Killjoy, our Care Bare overlords wish to speak with you.

  49. #49 https://www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawkLDa-OYToil8riadSaAKLuwiPCKee0Sqs
    May 5, 2010

    I think we should basically assume that every virulent anti-gay activist is anti gay, untill they proof it with a scientific test by having their erection measured while watching heteronormative and gay porn…

  50. #50 idiotiddidit#5116d
    May 5, 2010

    Rekers said:

    I spent a great deal of time sharing scientific information on the desirability of abandoning homosexual intercourse…

    It probably went something like this:

    My dear Lucien, don’t you know what bad things can happen when you practice homosexual activity? Let me demonstrate. (errph, umpph, uhh, uhh) Lucien, see, isn’t that bad? Please, tell me how bad that is! Oh, I just thought of something else even worse! Roll over. (oooph, mmmmph) Oh, Lucien, this is terrible!

  51. #51 Knockgoats
    May 5, 2010

    abandoninged homosexual intercourse – George Alan Rekers

    Fixed for him.

  52. #52 Remo
    May 5, 2010

    @ #35

    I thought the same, tea bagging seems likely.

    Right-wing xians seem to be a lot kinkier than I imagined.

  53. #53 Sastra
    May 5, 2010

    From my quote file:

    “You need a holy ghost enema right up your rear end!” –Suzanne Hinn, wife of televangelist Benny

    Looks like there might be a lot of funny stuff going on with the fundamentalist crowd and how they’re thinking about religion.

  54. #54 https://www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawmqD_mcUIrSfOTlK3iGVsnEDcZmI43srbI
    May 5, 2010

    @40 woopsie. There goes that excuse.

    Wonder what the rentboy himself has to say about all of this? After all, all of Tiger Woods’ “mistresses” (cough-skanks-cough) were more than willing to share their experiences. Even Eliot Spitzer’s hooker girlfriend made the rounds.

    When is the rentboy going on Larry King? Inquiring minds want to know!!!!

  55. #55 Rev. BigDumbChimp
    May 5, 2010

    Phelps is so repressed that I bet he has a hair shirt and set of whips for self-flagellation in his closet. I don’t think he’ll be sneaking around for gay sex…he’d feel compelled to destroy himself afterwards.

    Humm, I bet he would if he could sue someone and make money off of it.

  56. #56 sendittodevnull
    May 5, 2010

    Rev. BigDumbChimp May 5, 2010 12:26 PM

    abandoning homosexual intercourse

    If by abandoning he means, exploring.

    Pretty sure he means “exploring with wanton abandon”

    Can we just get over ourselves now and admit every single one of these flaming anti-gay religiofuckwads is just repressed, closeted and in self-denial and put them all in therapy for their own good (as well as for everyone else’s).

  57. #57 Sili, The Unknown Virgin
    May 5, 2010

    Rekers first had to join rentboy.com and agree to the terms and conditions of service. There’s no chance in hell he didn’t know he was hiring an escort.

    Iono. I never bother reading T&C. I just click “accept” and “submit” as required.

    You really think that Phelps is into selfflagellation &c? I honestly thought he only cared about making others miserable.

  58. #58 Fortknox
    May 5, 2010

    anti-gay gay minister

    What a strange world we live in…

  59. #59 Draken
    May 5, 2010

    The Gospel of Jesus Christ is just code for a kinky type of dildo (sort of NSFW).

  60. #60 Auntie_Dogma
    May 5, 2010

    Quelle simple !

    >>abandoning homosexual intercourse

    He’s into French (oral) not Greek (anal)

    >>I shared the Gospel of Jesus Christ with him in great detail

    Screams passages from the good book while doing the dirty deed.

  61. #61 JediBear
    May 5, 2010

    Sharing the gospel of Jesus Christ? Man, and here I thought autoerotic asphyxiation was kinky.

    Is it worth pointing out that homosexuality and pedophilia aren’t related? That the proposed relationship between them is one of the bizarre anti-scientific arguments of the anti-gay crowd?

  62. #62 JediBear
    May 5, 2010

    @61 apparently not. I got confused about which story I was talking about. Ignore that last bit.

    *sigh*

  63. #63 'Tis Himself, OM
    May 5, 2010

    Come on, don’t tell me that nobody here hasn’t taken a gay prostitute overseas to lift luggage and listen to sermons on the evils of homosexuality. After all, what are rent boys for?

  64. #64 aratina cage
    May 5, 2010

    Who knew Smoggy Batzrubble was such a close approximation of George Rekers?

  65. #65 destlund
    May 5, 2010

    I’m sharing scientific information right now, although I haven’t assumed anyone’s position yet.

  66. #66 Moggie
    May 5, 2010

    Oh man, please please please let Roy Zimmerman be paying attention to this story!

  67. #67 Seraphiel
    May 5, 2010

    I shared the Gospel of Jesus Christ with him in great detail.

    Considering that the Jesus character was most likely gay, this does not seem to help his case very much.

  68. #68 redmjoel
    May 5, 2010

    I must say that he may have honestly hoped to turn Lucien straight. I mean, having to see that naked would certainly make me question my sexuality.

  69. #69 Crommunist
    May 5, 2010

    Go to Urban Dictionary and vote to install “Whatever lifts your luggage” as an officially unofficial synonym for “whatever floats your boat”

  70. #70 Fortknox
    May 5, 2010

    —————————————————

    George Rekers Lifts His Own Luggage photo

    —————————————————

  71. #71 Yoritomo
    May 5, 2010

    If Reker’s story were true (heh!) I’d pity the rentboy. I don’t think being preached to by a hateful bigot is covered by his usual rates.

  72. #72 tsg
    May 5, 2010

    If Reker’s story were true (heh!) I’d pity the rentboy. I don’t think being preached to by a hateful bigot is covered by his usual rates.

    I’d be willing to bet the “really kinky shit” has a different price structure, for which this most certainly qualifies.

  73. #73 otrame
    May 5, 2010

    Has anyone else noticed that after returning from his 10 day European vacation April 13, Pastor Reker is now in Barbados… on vacation?

    (Did he need anyone to lift his luggage on this trip?)

  74. #74 MadScientist
    May 5, 2010

    Sharing information like Kang and Kodos of The Simpsons?

    I’m betting he spent the time guiding his flock to his staff and rod.

  75. #75 Dave K
    May 5, 2010

    All this reminds me of this Onion story:

    Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

  76. #76 kantalope
    May 5, 2010

    Are there Rent-Girls too? Or is this only a service for teh gay types?

    Because – I hate having to carry my own luggage.

    but these preacher types make enough money to pay for airport sherpa/boytoys? I so need to get rid of my conscience.

  77. #77 pianomarc
    May 5, 2010

    Maybe the Rekers guy has just gotten in on the homoeopathy bandwagon and is trying like-cures-like….you know, doing the guy to stop him doing others!

  78. #78 MAJeff, OM
    May 5, 2010

    Tony “I’m Next” Perkins and the FRC have disavowed Rekers.

    http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/05/frc_on_co-founders_escort_scandal_bible_teaches_th.php?ref=fpi

    Motherfucker is on his own. Let’s hope his career continues this downward spiral and that the hate groups he helped found follow him down the drain.

  79. #79 OurDeadSelves
    May 5, 2010

    All this reminds me of this Onion story:

    Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

    I haven’t laughed that hard in months. You, kind sir, have made my night.

  80. #80 Sili, The Unknown Virgin
    May 5, 2010

    I shared the Gospel of Jesus Christ with him in great detail.

    Perhaps that’s like Jamie Lee Curtis’ character in A Fish Called Wanda. She got off on foreign languages as I recall. Perhaps Greek/Aramaeic did it for Lucien/Geo.

  81. #81 SteveM
    May 5, 2010

    Colbert declared Rekers his “Alpha Dog of the Week”.
    Hilarious!

  82. #82 DLC
    May 6, 2010

    Look, Rev. Rekers, we don’t care if you’re gay, we just want you to be honest about it.
    It’s okay if you like having your luggage lifted by hot young men.

  83. #83 DominEditrix
    May 6, 2010

    Stephen Colbert just named Rekers his “Alpha Dog” of the day, with a, shall we say, rousing number of double entendres.

  84. #84 Oneiric
    May 6, 2010

    I find it telling that the pornograph is the first link when you search Urban Dictionary for “scientific information”…

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scientific+information

  85. #85 Knockgoats
    May 6, 2010

    I’ve taken tomorrow off, and if PZ has no objection, I’ll parasitise the Endless Thread to live-blog the UK election tonight (though I’ll probably give up and go to bed if it becomes clear early on the Tories are going to get a clear majority). The polls suggest they won’t, but I have a horrible feeling they will: people are, quite naturally, often too ashamed to admit to pollsters they intend to vote Tory!

  86. #86 Knockgoats
    May 6, 2010

    Sorry – wrong thread! I’ll repost on the ET.

  87. #87 aratina cage
    May 6, 2010

    The rent boy is set to spill the beans at blog.unzipped.net (NSFW), where they were able to obtain an interview from him.

  88. #88 Darreth
    May 6, 2010

    Us gay boys have known for quite some time now that NARTH is a sham and everyone involved with straightening out gays are closeted.

    I know because Jesus told me.

  89. #89 A. Nuran
    May 6, 2010

    I bet they shared lots of Scripture. Especially Matthew 26:26, 2 Samuel 1:26 and Psalm 23:4

  90. #90 A. Nuran
    May 6, 2010

    For those who don’t want to dig out their King James the verses are…

    “Take, eat, for this is my flesh”
    “Your love was very pleasant surpassing the love of women”
    and of course
    “They rod and thy staff they comfort me”

  91. #91 IslandBrewer
    May 6, 2010

    Ah, Colbert is awesome.

    WBWJR?

    What Boy Would Jesus Rent?

  92. #92 aratina cage
    May 6, 2010

    It has been confirmed by the Miami New Times who scooped Unzipped.net on the interview!

    Rekers allegedly named his favorite maneuver the “long stroke” — a complicated caress “across his penis, thigh… and his anus over the butt cheeks,” as the escort puts it. “Rekers liked to be rubbed down there,” he says.

    Although Rekers does have physical ailments that make it difficult for him to haul suitcases, Lucien wasn’t hired to carry luggage on their European vacation, the escort says.

    “It’s a situation where he’s going against homosexuality when he is a homosexual,” Lucien says.

  93. #93 Gyeong Hwa Pak, Scholar of Shen Zhou
    May 6, 2010

    Goddamnit Aratina,
    You beat me to it.

  94. #94 aratina cage
    May 6, 2010

    Goddamnit Aratina,
    You beat me to it.

    Sorry Gyeong Hwa Pak. ;) To make it up to you (via a comment at Joe.My.God): The Big Gay Sketch Show (“Naldo services customers at the airport”).

    I’m just blown away by this story. The H8ers are hanging him out to dry, the University of South Carolina has now scrubbed him from their website, and he may be a resident of Florida where it is illegal for gays to adopt children, so maybe he’ll be prosecuted under the very law he helped bring about to terrorize gay families.

  95. #95 aratina cage
    May 6, 2010

    For shame, for shame. George Rekers is now squealing like a stuck pig.

    I have been advised to retain the services of a defamation attorney in this matter, because the fact is that I am not gay and never have been.

    I completely agreed with my travel assistant that it is absolutely true that I hired him and he worked for me as a travel companion and not as a prostitute.

    -(from the Miami Herald via Joe.My.God)

  96. #96 'Tis Himself, OM
    May 6, 2010

    I have been advised to retain the services of a defamation attorney in this matter, because the fact is that I am not gay and never have been.

    Yeah sure, Rekers. Straight men always go to rentboy.com to hire baggage handlers.

  97. #97 Josh, Official SpokesGay
    May 6, 2010

    baggage handlers.

    Ahem – that’s travel assistant.

  98. #98 aratina cage
    May 7, 2010

    Update:

    The Miami New Times listened in on a call from Rekers to the rent boy, “Lucien”, wherein Rekers demanded that Lucien not tell the press what they did on the trip. Then there came this:

    After some cross-talk, Rekers tried to calm Lucien down: “I’ve been through things like this in the past –”

    Must be lots of skeletons in Rekers’ closet. In addition to all the damage he has done to gay families throughout the world, how many young gay men has this ogre intimately used and abused?

  99. #99 aratina cage
    May 7, 2010

    Joe.My.God also reports that Jo-Vanni (Lucien’s real name) is an “ardent atheist”:

    Jo-Vanni says that he never felt preached to or that Rekers was trying to convert him from being gay, although he says they did have at least one rather direct conversation about “all morality being from God.” An ardent atheist, Jo-Vanni says he argued to Rekers that one could be a moral person and still not believe in God. “That was pretty much it as far as religion. He didn’t quote Scripture at me or anything,” he said. So much for Rekers’ claim of Christ-like outreach to the fallen.

    But of course we all know that Rekers has such upstanding Christian morals! Jesus just about raptures every time a Christian lies for Him, especially if it is a bigoted lie directed at gays.

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