Cynthia Dunbar, one of the wingnuts on the Texas board of education, is a revolting human being. She delivered a 'prayer' before a meeting that is an excellent example of grandstanding piety. She seems to be lecturing god on American history…her version of American history.
Of course she wasn't actually lecturing god — that entity doesn't exist, and if you believe he does, then it would be an act of hubris to stand there and tell him what to think — but she was instead taking a moment to harangue the committee and audience with her far-right revisionist baloney without risk that someone might challenge her. In a room full of god-fearin' folk, she didn't have to worry about anyone interrupting a prayer to tell her that she's full of crap. It was an act of outrageous cowardice.
Here are a few bits of what she said.
I believe no one can read the history of our country without realizing that the Good Book and the spirit of the savior have from the beginning been our guiding geniuses.
Whether we look to the first charter of Virginia, or the charter of New England...the same objective is present — a Christian land governed by Christian principles.
I like to believe we are living today in the spirit of the Christian religion. I like also to believe that as long as we do so, no great harm can come to our country.
That's not a prayer. Those are dogmatic assertions, used to advance a loony political position.
Why shouldn't public meetings begin with a prayer? Because they're usually sectarian, always inane, and as we see here, can be used to advocate a specific political point under the mask of piety.









Comments
Posted by: Ben in Texas
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May 21, 2010 2:30 PM
Thanks for posting!
Posted by: Reginald Selkirk
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May 21, 2010 2:31 PM
I like to believe in unicorns and faster-than-light travel. What do you like to believe in?Posted by: Badjuggler
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May 21, 2010 2:33 PM
Apparently the ability to read (the Constitution) is not a prerequisite to serve on the board.
Posted by: Alan B
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May 21, 2010 2:34 PM
I would be far more impressed if she had humbly asked for God's guidance. Only takes a few seconds. For one who actually believed in God it would be more more appropriate.
Try Matthew 6:7.
Posted by: daveau
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May 21, 2010 2:36 PM
Why shouldn't public meetings begin with a prayer? Because Texas SBOE meetings are a government function.
Her "prayer" reminds me of being "Minnesota nice", which is not necessarily nice at all, just putting a false face on disapproval.
Posted by: Rev. BigDumbChimp
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May 21, 2010 2:36 PM
Dear heavenly father. I pray that all these people start to believe the history that I want them to believe and to ignore the actual documented history that they, and the rest of the reality based world accepts.
Thank you
Posted by: hznfrst
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May 21, 2010 2:42 PM
'Scuse me while I hurl...
Posted by: destlund
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May 21, 2010 2:43 PM
That may be true in spirit, but not in law. Texas AFAIK isn't obliged to be a secular state. A stroll across the capitol grounds will show you a cross, the ten commandments, and a memorial to our brave confederate soldiers who died in the war of northern aggression.
All that said, it's difficult for me not to get up out of my chair, walk a few blocks to the TSBOE meeting, and babyshake the living shit out of Cynthia Dunbar.
Posted by: https://me.yahoo.com/a/c8vgv20epfOnyZYgaPKrcYfDk4TekTh7#ed6d2
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May 21, 2010 2:44 PM
"That's not a prayer. Those are dogmatic assertions, used to advance a loony political position."
You added an extra 'not' in there. Let me fix it "That's a prayer. Those are dogmatic assertions, used to advance a loony political position."
Posted by: Ben Goren
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May 21, 2010 2:46 PM
I’m curious. Where in the Bible can one find any of the noble things she lists? Would it, perhaps, be the parts she pulled from her ass?
Cheers,
b&
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EAC Memographer
BAAWA Knight of Blasphemy
``All but God can prove this sentence true.''
Posted by: Caine, ghetto féministe
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May 21, 2010 2:48 PM
They're guiding geniuses now? What's God's IQ? How does the spirit of the "savior" get a separate IQ? Does this mean on top of our IQ, our so-called souls have one too?
Yes, that good ol' xian spirit is never, ever violent and dangerous. Of course, no harm can come to our country, everyone knows things like bombs and airplanes are useless against
SupermanGod. Wait...Posted by: MrFire
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May 21, 2010 2:51 PM
Despicable, pre-Constitutional theocracies that culminated in horrors such as the Salem Witch Trials.
Great example, Dunbar.
Posted by: Lilie
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May 21, 2010 2:52 PM
The president of the Red River Freethinkers (Fargo) used to be mayor of Fargo. They always started the meetings with prayer. Then he just asked the secretary to take it off the agenda and she did and voila, no more prayer. The meetings still dont have prayer and everyone remembers Jon as the mayor that had prayer removed from the meetings. I love that story. I'm so proud of him for doing that.
Posted by: Erulóra (formerly KOPD)
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May 21, 2010 2:55 PM
Fat-free bacon that lowers your cholesterol, but tastes like real bacon. I have a feeling I'll see a faster-than-light unicorn first.Posted by: sqlrob
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May 21, 2010 2:56 PM
You dropped an s there PZ. insane is more accurate.
Posted by: tsg
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May 21, 2010 2:56 PM
14th Amendment.
Posted by: destlund
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May 21, 2010 2:58 PM
What I wouldn't give for a million FTL unicorns in my lab right now.
Posted by: RamblinDude
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May 21, 2010 2:58 PM
The bible teaches "freedom of belief"? Where?
Posted by: MrFire
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May 21, 2010 2:58 PM
If faster-than-light travel can be used to transport Cynthia Dunbar to somewhere in the neighborhood of the Andromeda Galaxy, I'll believe in it too.
Posted by: tsg
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May 21, 2010 3:04 PM
Fat-free, cholesterol-lowering, tastes-like-real bacon comes from faster-than-light unicorns. It works because, due to relativity, eating it makes your cholesterol higher yesterday.
Posted by: destlund
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May 21, 2010 3:05 PM
tsg: The equal protections clause being used to enforce the establishment clause on a state government? Is there precedent for that? It would seem ironic, considering the federal government doesn't seem to care about the "wall of separation" anymore.
Posted by: https://me.yahoo.com/a/90YiMPoR0s6DJYBAw4ryeePG4vqJUxYZ#3421a
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May 21, 2010 3:05 PM
@10: You beat me to it.
@3: Nor is reading the Bible a prerequisite of being Christian.
All-in-all a disgusting diplay. I would have walked out myself. ~wjs
Posted by: ExpatFromHell
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May 21, 2010 3:06 PM
I am waiting for your contest to draw a stick figure of Cynthia Dunbar. Unfortunately, my middle finger seems to be stuck in the "on" position. EFH
Posted by: Rev. BigDumbChimp
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May 21, 2010 3:06 PM
/homer
Posted by: Ibis3, féministe avec un titre française de fantaisie
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May 21, 2010 3:07 PM
Crazy woman:
Caine:
They're guiding geniuses now? What's God's IQ? How does the spirit of the "savior" get a separate IQ? Does this mean on top of our IQ, our so-called souls have one too?
I'm pretty sure she's using the word genius with its original definition (skewed by some kind of Christian rationalisation, because technically that would fall under the "false gods" proscription).
Posted by: MrFire
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May 21, 2010 3:08 PM
Yeah I think this is right, destlund; church-state separation is binding all the way down.
Posted by: Erulóra (formerly KOPD)
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May 21, 2010 3:08 PM
I just hope I don't have a fatal stroke yesterday. I might create a paradox and destroy the universe.Posted by: Ibis3, féministe avec un titre française de fantaisie
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May 21, 2010 3:12 PM
Blockquote fail. I meant to preview but hit the submit button out of habit.
Posted by: Rev. BigDumbChimp
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May 21, 2010 3:15 PM
I'm now totally obsessed with tsg's bacon yielding FTL unicorns.
So much so I can't wait to tell my wife and see the look I'll get.
Posted by: alboyjr
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May 21, 2010 3:16 PM
What a steaming load of crap, but then, it IS Texas. I really am starting to feel sorry for these poor, misguided souls, but for the horrors they are wreaking upon their children. Note to Ms. Dunbar; the United States is categorically NOT a "Christian Nation." Please see the First Amendment to the Constitution regarding establishment of religion. In spite of your wishful thinking, Madam, the Constitution is the law of the land, not the Bible. Now just go away, and get the hell out of my government.
Posted by: MrFire
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May 21, 2010 3:16 PM
Incorporation Doctrine.
Posted by: Cyg
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May 21, 2010 3:17 PM
As Brian Dalton observed (see video of Mr. Deity & Cast at the AAI 2009 Conference), Europeans risked their lives crossing the ocean to start a new life in this country to escape the consequences of founding "a Christian land governed by Chrisitan principles," which for Europe had been nothing but tyranny and oppression. Only by clipping Christianity's wings with Enlightenment principles did Americans finally put themselves on the path to liberty.
Posted by: Scary
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May 21, 2010 3:18 PM
The National Secular Society, here in the UK is campaigning against prayers at council meetings
http://www.secularism.org.uk/council-prayers.html
Posted by: tsg
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May 21, 2010 3:24 PM
It's the incorporation doctrine derived from the due process clause.
If we're talking about what is, then, yes, I agree. If we're talking about what it should be, however, the 14th Amendment says otherwise.
Posted by: Mattir-ritated
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May 21, 2010 3:26 PM
The due process clause of the 14th Amendment has been interpreted to extend the Bill of Rights (freedom of religion, non-establishment of religion, etc.) to the states since the 1890s. This is not controversial. If you think it is controversial, perhaps you'd like for North Carolina to be able to enforce its law that atheists aren't allowed to hold state office, or South Dakota's ban on abortions, or Texas's prohibition on consensual sodomy or... All of these decisions are based on the applicability of the Bill of Rights to state governments.
Posted by: Ibis3, féministe avec un titre française de fantaisie
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May 21, 2010 3:28 PM
Her version of the bible too. It contradicts (condemns?) every one of her supposed "rights that the founding fathers brought into being".
Posted by: destlund
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May 21, 2010 3:28 PM
Thanks MrFire! I always learn so much here. So, umm, why do we [Texans] still have the Ten Commandments on our Capitol lawn?
Posted by: Rey Fox, Bird Caller Guy
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May 21, 2010 3:29 PM
Further proof that these official prayers have absolutely nothing to do with asking for divine guidance in doing the best job of governing that one can do*, but rather using the power of religion to enforce conformity and chill dissent from a fascist party line.
* Which is pretty sad in and of itself, not only in the context of a pluralistic and secular governing body, but in the sort of grovelling to authority that I have no interest in seeing anyone in a position of governance doing.
Posted by: Erulóra (formerly KOPD)
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May 21, 2010 3:31 PM
An idiotic court decision, unfortunately. One that set an idiotic precedent.Posted by: Alverant
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May 21, 2010 3:33 PM
Naturally she doesn't list any "Christian principles" that governs this "Christian land".
Posted by: daveau
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May 21, 2010 3:36 PM
'Cause it's Texas?
I, too, learn a lot here. What's the difference between not being allowed to display the 10 commandments on the Capitol grounds at all vs. being forced to allow religious displays from any/all religions? Is it all 14th amendment?
Posted by: tsg
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May 21, 2010 3:39 PM
Not that I necessarily agree with it, but Van Orden v Perry is the recent case. Interestingly, that vote was 5 to 4 in favor, while a similar case handed down the same day was 5 to 4 against. The devil is in the details, which I haven't had the time to delve into.
Posted by: Timberwoof
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May 21, 2010 3:42 PM
http://www.statutes.legis.state.tx.us/Docs/CN/htm/CN.1.htm#1.4
Sec. 4. RELIGIOUS TESTS. No religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office, or public trust, in this State; nor shall any one be excluded from holding office on account of his religious sentiments, provided he acknowledge the existence of a Supreme Being.
I acknowledge the existence of Diana Ross.
Posted by: Mattir-ritated
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May 21, 2010 3:42 PM
@ destlund
Here I was, all ready to pounce on you as a potential libertarian troll and you go and say that you've learned something. That's no fun at all, even if it does restore my faith in the utility of SIWOTI syndrome.
The 10 commandments thing is silly - essentially some folks have convinced the courts that the 10 commandments, and more broadly, the idea of Moses and lawgiver, are important parts of Western legal tradition. Personally, I'd rather have Hammurabi on courthouses, or even Confucius, but I think we may be stuck with this misinterpretation. (grrr.)
Posted by: raven
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May 21, 2010 3:51 PM
Sure Cynthia Dunbar is a revolting human being. She has a great excuse. She is a christofascist troll.
But more than one person voted her into office. In fact, she had to get a majority of the votes.
There is a much larger problem than one fundie crackpot.
Posted by: Teshi
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May 21, 2010 3:51 PM
I think this mythologization of the origins of the USA is fascinating (albeit worrying). Recently I've heard that phrase "exceptionalism" which is basically "god's chosen people", and this is describing certain founders as prophetesque.
Posted by: Cliff Hendroval
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May 21, 2010 4:00 PM
I love how they blur the roughly 140 years between the founding of the New England colonies and the Declaration of Independence.
Posted by: tsg
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May 21, 2010 4:01 PM
Re: my #42 (Texas Capitol Ten Commandments)
The difference between Van Orden v Perry and McCreary County v ACLU seems to be one of context. In Van Orden the monument had been there for 40 years before the challenge was brought and Justice Breyer indicated the context was more historical than religious. In McCreary, the display was new and intimated the foundational nature of the Ten Commandments on US law.
I'm still not sure I agree with the SCOTUS's decision in Van Orden.
Posted by: fireweaver
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May 21, 2010 4:01 PM
@ Ben Goren #10
Expelled with great force from her ass would be a more accurate description.
Posted by: skeptifem
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May 21, 2010 4:05 PM
She is kind of right (not about the christian nation, but about the principles and such). The founding fathers were a bunch of honky dudes who thought that the minority of the opulent (other honky dudes with property such as wives, slaves, and land) ought to be able to vote on shit to decide their own affairs. They were just a wee bit more progressive than the bible because of the whole voting part. Other than that, pretty chummy (before anyone mentions the jefferson bible just remember that he owned and raped slaves). The bible was used to try and stop every piece of civil rights legislation ever. All of this should lead to the idea that the principles of the bible are all fucked up, and that we are lucky that people decided to deviate from them so much. Not that she reads the bible or anything.
I wonder if she would like what it has to say about women and leading prayers like that, when so many men are available to do it for her.
Posted by: destlund
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May 21, 2010 4:13 PM
Mattir,
If it weren't controversial we wouldn't be having this discussion. That said, I'm sure you meant in the legal sense, and I know precious little about law [and obviously, it shows]. I'm not here to JAQ off and I'm certainly not here to perpetuate a pro-religion ideological bias. I just think it's fascinating how murky these issues seem, I'm sure in part precisely because we have fundamentalists working so hard to tear apart the very institutions they claim to hold dear:
--Texas Freedom NetworkIf we just substitute "constitution" for "public education," and "unbiblical" for "unconstitutional," we've cut through the doublespeak and hit upon the real argument these fundies are making.
Posted by: jcmartz.myopenid.com
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May 21, 2010 4:13 PM
Nothing fails like prayer.
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Just to irk right-wingers, I have rewritten these assertions:
I believe no one can read the history of our country without realizing that the Qur'an (Koran) and the spirit of the savior have from the beginning been our guiding geniuses.
Whether we look to the first charter of Virginia, or the charter of New England...the same objective is present — a Muslim land governed by Muslim principles.
I like to believe we are living today in the spirit of the Muslim religion. I like also to believe that as long as we do so, no great harm can come to our country.
Posted by: Creature of the Universe
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May 21, 2010 4:13 PM
As I listened to that wretched speech I felt as if I was being pressed down by a heavy and suffocating darkness.
Unfortunately, it's the sinister and oppressive mindset of that woman that causes great injury to the country.
Posted by: astrokid.nj
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May 21, 2010 4:14 PM
Christian Land with its Christian principles.. Hmm.. Being born a Hindu, I guess I got to haul my Hindu ass out of here.
(which sucks big time.. I love being here, love contributing and giving back to society.. especially the disadvantaged across the world)
But where do I go.. cant go back to that nutcase Hindu world. When do we start colonizing Mars?
Posted by: Givesgoodemail
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May 21, 2010 4:16 PM
Cynthia Noland Dunbar (R)
22123 Skyridge Lane
Richmond, TX 77469
(512) 463-9007
(512) 936-4319 FAX
Drop her a line, kiddies. Keep it concise, accurate, and polite, okay?
Posted by: Sixohm
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May 21, 2010 4:17 PM
Sometimes we're confronted by ignorance so profound we're actually awed by it; a person's jaw just drops. Isn't it axiomatic that by this one-synapse logic it's only Christians who are capable of governing in America and therefore only Christians should be eligible for elected office?
Now, let's see: which part of the Constitution is it again that implies that?
Posted by: Sixohm
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May 21, 2010 4:19 PM
Sometimes we're confronted by ignorance so profound we're actually awed by it; a person's jaw just drops. Isn't it axiomatic that by this one-synapse logic it's only Christians who are capable of governing in America and therefore only Christians should be eligible for elected office?
Now, let's see: which part of the Constitution is it again that implies that?
Posted by: Sixohm
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May 21, 2010 4:22 PM
Whoops! Sorry for the double post.
Posted by: Erulóra (formerly KOPD)
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May 21, 2010 4:22 PM
You mean the "oh well no body complained about it until now so what's your problem" decision? Yeah, me neither.Posted by: Sastra
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May 21, 2010 4:22 PM
I can't believe this part:
WTF? Where? Where in the Bible are any of these found? Many of these are expressly forbidden in the Bible.
There is no "freedom of belief" -- instead, thou shalt have no other God before ME. There is the 'freedom' to worship the right God, not the freedom to follow your conscience.
Freedom of expression? In the Bible?? What about taking the Lord's name in vain?
And so forth. Perhaps the most laughable is this poor dear's vague conception that God's message to humanity as outlined in scripture is that power is reserved in the hands of the people. No, child. Power is reserved into the hands of God, and it is the duty of the people to submit to God, and those who speak for God, because He cannot speak for Himself, and needs rely on special revelations.
The Founding Fathers, for the most part, rejected the God of mystical revelation for the God of Nature: truth would be discernible through reason alone. The overriding message of the Bible is the exact opposite of "use your brains and come to a consensus based on rational argument and demonstration." The Constitution wasn't established on the authority of God. A clue to its authority and source can be found in the first 3 words.
Egads.
Posted by: runawayuniverse
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May 21, 2010 4:23 PM
Absolutely disgusting... I can't put it any other way.
Posted by: destlund
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May 21, 2010 4:24 PM
I'll wager it was because they didn't learn about it in school, because someone found it "unpleasant" and not in line with their ideology.Posted by: Foggg
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May 21, 2010 4:27 PM
Posted by: ExpatFromHell
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May 21, 2010 4:27 PM
Her 2008 book One Nation Under God advocates that the Christian religion should be in the public square more. She has been criticized for a section of the book that calls public education a "subtly deceptive tool of perversion" as well as saying that "The establishment of public schools is unconstitutional and even 'tyrannical'.
This from a graduate of Regent University, as well. (Pat Robertson's institute of "learning").
EFH
Posted by: tsg
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May 21, 2010 4:33 PM
To be fair, it was a little more complicated than that. Breyer's arguments actually make sense until you see a picture of the monument.
Posted by: Kamaka
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May 21, 2010 4:36 PM
@ Sixohm
Yah, and they're called Dominionists.
Posted by: heironymous
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May 21, 2010 4:41 PM
You know on a low carb diet - bacon can help lower your cholesterol.
But back to the Texas School board. The problem isn't just that they're religious. It's that they're under-educated and stupid.
Posted by: applescrapple
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May 21, 2010 4:45 PM
Aren't there ANY organizations such as the ACLU or Americans for the Separation of Church and State that can legally challenge these ignorant lowlifes by eliminating any type of prayer before a government meeting?
Posted by: legistech
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May 21, 2010 5:05 PM
What I find especially odd is that some of those same documents (e.g., Mayflower Compact) that they want to laud as founding documents of the country, in addition to praising the Xian deity, also praise the King of England.
Maybe she's living in a different country, but I think most of us live in the United States, which ignored the King when it was founded, deriving powers from "We the People" -- likewise ignoring that deity. The country simply was not founded until the late 1700's. Period. You can't claim that wildly different documents over a century earlier were part of its founding.
Posted by: Moggie
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May 21, 2010 5:14 PM
Why is someone who is steadfastly opposed to state schools (calling them unconstitutional) even allowed a position on a board of education? Foxes and hen houses, anyone? In a country which is big on oaths of allegiance, why not have board of education members swear to uphold the principle of government-supported secular education for all?
Posted by: TimKO,,.,,
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May 21, 2010 5:26 PM
What the fuck does xtian theology have to do with the preservation of nation-states? She's making shit up and then retrofitting it to her belief in the supernatural.
Posted by: Mattir-ritated
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May 21, 2010 5:45 PM
Just for the record, my homeschooled Daughter Spawn just watched the video clip and twitched violently at the "Christian nation" bit. Then I told her that this woman is a major homeschooling advocate, to which she replied, "No she's not, she's a major blithering idiot and if she thinks she speaks for me, I'm going to hit the f***ing roof."
There are a lot of such morons, and they seem fabulously able to convince US and European media that they represent American homeschoolers in general. They do not: many of us hate them and speak up loudly and often about how they don't represent us. No matter what your opinions of homeschooling are, this woman is not a representative sample on which to base your opinion, any more than Ken Ham might be an example on which to base your opinion of PZ because they are both interested in human origins. Also, Texas has one of the most lax homeschooling statutes in the country - no oversight requirements (not even peer oversight), no content standards, no nothing. Even many of us homeschoolers think this is stupid. (And for those of us whose homeschooling is overseen by the local board of education, we have a real desire to see quality people serve in these positions.)
This is not to derail the thread onto homeschooling (PLEASE!), just to say that this woman is a radical Christian Reconstructionist and that's where her antipathy towards secular education originates. One can criticize aspects of contemporary education and believe in homeschooling without believing we should abandon the entire enterprise of public education.
Posted by: chigau (◦_◦)
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May 21, 2010 5:57 PM
I think all meetings, everywhere should open with the hymn at the beginning of this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQEMX4ZNts4
Warning: watching this may lead to several hours of Fry and Laurie.
Posted by: Andrew T
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May 21, 2010 5:58 PM
Politics is proof enough that prayer doesn't work.
Posted by: destlund
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May 21, 2010 5:58 PM
Mattir: Hear, hear. I work for a state teachers' organization, so these issues hit close to home, but I bear no antipathy toward homeschooling in general. I do think it's difficult to do right and very easy to [deliberately] do very wrong, but we're in agreement there. I greatly appreciate that you respect the value of public education. It's Cynthia Dunbar's greatest evil: her belief that those who need it most should have no access to education, not that she thinks it's her prerogative to inject her cockamamie ideology into the classroom.
Posted by: chrisward
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May 21, 2010 6:00 PM
Ugh. I remember similar thoughts hearing some of the 'prayers' at the bi-annual Mormon 'General Conference' in my early Mormon days--it was like they didn't make the cut for actual talks, so they used their prayers to deliver theirs--complete with scriptural references.
Posted by: Zoot Capri
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May 21, 2010 6:05 PM
Why didn't anyone at the meeting object to this? I can't stand to go to some meeting and have a PRAYER prior to the meeting, I OBJECT! PRAY ON YOUR OWN TIME! AND PRAYERS AT SPORTING EVENTS, or MOMENT OF SILENCE, STOP IT. I really hate this stuff, I just want to scream YOU ARE CRAZY!
Posted by: Louise
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May 21, 2010 6:11 PM
As a believer I find that Dunbar’s prayer is unhelpful and can see why nonbelievers and those of other faiths would be upset that it was offered in a secular setting.
I just finished re-reading Philip Yancey’s provocative book “What’s So Amazing About Grace” and find that I agree with him that Christians can lose sight of where we have come from. Here is a quote from the book on page 235.
I am personally fine with not trying to drag Christianity back in to government to be enforced on the people. The church has a role to play and Christians should be as free to be involved in politics as anyone else, but there is a real danger that they will hurt the cause of Christ by their wrongful or misguided actions.
Here is another quote from the book on page 242.
Yancey’s book came out in 1997and in my opinion his criticism is still valid today.
Posted by: Ichthyic
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May 21, 2010 6:15 PM
dispensing God’s grace
does that come in pill form?
Posted by: Ichthyic
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May 21, 2010 6:19 PM
In my opinion, Christians are not doing a very good job of dispensing grace to the world
he's right about that, but probably not for the reasons I'm thinking of.
I'm thinking the reason is that there is no real definition of what that statement even means.
what "god's grace" means to one individual almost certainly means something different to the next.
hence, there is a good reason "christians" might be doing a poor job of dispensing it, from his viewpoint.
from my viewpoint, you're dispensing vaporware.
Posted by: Zoot Capri
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May 21, 2010 6:22 PM
WTF is grace, because I want to avoid it like the flu. SO whatever it is, keep it to yourself. (lifelong atheist and RN)
Posted by: Ichthyic
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May 21, 2010 6:25 PM
Why is someone who is steadfastly opposed to state schools (calling them unconstitutional) even allowed a position on a board of education?
because nobody with any sense volunteered for the job to oppose her.
this is not just a problem in Texas, it's a problem everywhere.
the best way to stop this nonsense?
get involved in your own local school board, and go from there.
at least sit in on the meetings once a month or so; make your voice heard. Participate directly if you can at all manage the time.
the more that happens, the less power these idiots will have.
Posted by: Louise
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May 21, 2010 6:34 PM
To Ichthyic and Zoot Capri. Maybe if you read Yancey’s book you will get an idea of what grace is about, he mostly illustrates with stories. He also says “In sum, I would rather convey grace than explain it.”
Posted by: eNeMeE
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May 21, 2010 6:34 PM
Free pudding (sugar and gluten free, and still tastes good) every other day! Also, hell for people who believe in it. And free bouncy balls on the days I don't get pudding!
Posted by: ktesibios
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May 21, 2010 6:40 PM
I seem to recall a much-publicized Middle Eastern preacher from about 2000 years ago who had an interesting opinion about these slimy public displays of pious bathos...
Matthew 6:5
Posted by: ktesibios
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May 21, 2010 6:43 PM
I seem to recall a much-publicized Middle Eastern preacher from about 2000 years ago who had an interesting opinion about these slimy public displays of pious bathos...
Matthew 6:5
Posted by: Nerd of Redhead, OM
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May 21, 2010 6:43 PM
Since it's Friday night, I believe I'll have a libation, then some chicken paprikash for dinner.Posted by: TheGodlesspanther
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May 21, 2010 6:51 PM
Thanks for the address, Givesgoodemail, I think I will decline due to the fact that I'm not capable of being polite to someone who is so undeserving of politeness.
Posted by: JustShowMeTheData
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May 21, 2010 6:56 PM
I preferred the video earlier in the day of a Monkey meeting an old human friend.
The monkey's emotions were more real than Cynthia Dunbar using religion as a cover for her self-serving speechifying.
Posted by: george.wiman
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May 21, 2010 6:57 PM
That's "Preach-Praying"... a common mode of prayer down South, somewhat less common elsewhere.
Posted by: Nepenthe
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May 21, 2010 6:58 PM
I like to believe that "crab rangoon" doesn't really have any fish in it, so that I can continue to be a vegetarian without giving up this delicious, delicious abomination.
I also like to believe that people like Cynthia Dunbar don't exist.
I would like to believe in vegetarian bacon that tastes fresh off the pig, but I think I'll need some help on that one. Anyone willing to go in on this with me?
Posted by: JustShowMeTheData
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May 21, 2010 6:59 PM
I preferred the video earlier in the day of a Monkey meeting an old friend.
The monkey's emotions were more real than Cynthia Dunbar's self-serving speechifying.
Posted by: Qwerty
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May 21, 2010 6:59 PM
Just where is that "civics" chapter of the Bible that explains to believers on how to form a secular democracy?
Posted by: Zoot Capri
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May 21, 2010 7:03 PM
What do I like to believe in?
That the banana split I eat tomorrow will taste yummy, and religiosios are freaks who can't live without their imaginary friends....
Posted by: Laurent Weppe
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May 21, 2010 7:04 PM
Well, religious extremism has always been about worshipping oneself. By following this set of ritual one becomes superior to all the humans being not following those rituals, by loudly proclaiming one's faith, one "demonstrate" their moral superiority and justify their desire to be the ruling class, and all of this because the omnipresent, omniopotent, omniscient, ineffable creator of the 93 billions light-years wide universe has a very very very very special interest in the ways one animal living on a spec of dust organize itself and is very eager to reward the religious extremist who loudly claim to deserve said reward.
Ironically, this kind of infuriating demonstration of dogmatism causes me to disagree with you when you say that religion is the cause of such behavior: for my point of view, hubris is the source of the evil here, and religion merely gives the hubristic social dominators the jargon and the posturing they use to make their self-centered attitude look principled.
Posted by: Zoot Capri
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May 21, 2010 7:06 PM
OOOOOHHHH I like what Laurent # 95 wrote! You said that so well!
Posted by: Sioux Laris
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May 21, 2010 7:09 PM
This sort of "prayer" doesn't bother me at all, since it shows the utterer doesn't believe in any way that the deity s/he is supposedly addressing actually exists, but that they see it as a useful pose or strategy (please pronounce that as Bugs Bunny does!).
It's similar to other unpleasant types. Racists talking about their "respect for (law, other races, tradition, etc.)". Gangsters talking about "respect". Conservatives talking about the Constitution/Freedom/the Free Market/literally everything.
It's a pity Mark Twain's spirit didn't take over one of the many empty-but-functioning bodies in the room and offer up a variation on the "War Prayer."
Posted by: rsofaer
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May 21, 2010 7:14 PM
In a sense, prayer before meetings of government could be useful. I don't know where to get the actual study, but http://www.ted.com/talks/dan_ariely_on_our_buggy_moral_code.html Just being reminded of morality makes us more moral. Starting meetings with moralistic formulas of some sort is probably good, just for self-manipulation.
Posted by: Audley Z. Darkheart OM, purveyor of candy and lies
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May 21, 2010 7:23 PM
Why is someone who is steadfastly opposed to state schools (calling them unconstitutional) even allowed a position on a board of education? Foxes and hen houses, anyone?
That's exactly the point. It's easier to dismantle all of those evil socialist organizations from the inside.
Assuming that these nutbars have the intelligence to actually get something like that accomplished.
Posted by: Audley Z. Darkheart OM, purveyor of candy and lies
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May 21, 2010 7:25 PM
Moggie:
Was supposed to be blockquoted, obv. (I swear, I've only had one cocktail so far tonight!)
Posted by: Seraphiel
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May 21, 2010 7:39 PM
Just being reminded of morality makes us more moral. Starting meetings with moralistic formulas of some sort is probably good, just for self-manipulation.
There is nothing inherently moral about the texts of any religion. Many of their followers claim them to be moral guides of some sort, but any objective study of history reveals this to be a farcical notion at best.
They would do better to read some basic ethical guidelines before their meetings. You know, reminding everyone that it's bad to tell lies such as "America was founded as a Christian nation."
Posted by: Ichthyic
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May 21, 2010 8:07 PM
“In sum, I would rather convey grace than explain it.”
that's my point.
something that is unexplainable is inherently not going to be something a group of people can convey with any consistency.
evidently, you yourself can't define it either.
*shrug*
I've had enough marketing of vaporware in the 90's to satisfy my curiousity.
Posted by: KillJoy
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May 21, 2010 8:07 PM
Slightly off topic. But its this sort of fetishizing of the 'founding fathers' in conjunction with all the Jesus craziness and bible thumping that makes me wonder if, here in say a couple centuries or so, Thomas Jefferson and his ilk may not simply become part of the pantheon. In a twisted, highly christianized sort of way of course. A little real time look at the way a religion develops. Who knows? An interesting idea.
KJ
Posted by: atomjack
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May 21, 2010 8:42 PM
That believing sure stopped the attack on Pearl Harbor and the World Trade Center, huh? Gack, what a god-fearing twit.
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May 21, 2010 9:08 PM
So the US can do anything they want and god won't let other bad, bad countries hurt us. Hilarious!
Posted by: Fortknox
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May 21, 2010 9:23 PM
I like to believe I will live in a Star Wars universe after I die.
Is that so much to ask for?
Posted by: https://www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawmi0enWEr3aTvuG9Z9VYXrYemhjnDKbjKo
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May 21, 2010 9:31 PM
"If faster-than-light travel can be used to transport Cynthia Dunbar to somewhere in the neighborhood of the Andromeda Galaxy, I'll believe in it too."
Your wish is my command:
http://www.cynthiadunbar.com/
Posted by: CherryBombSim
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May 21, 2010 9:37 PM
What makes this even more sickening is that it is not even a religious statement at all; it is a political one. Try this experiment: Substitute "Republican" for Christian" wherever it appears in the prayer, and it starts to make sense. An ugly sort of sense, but sense. These are the same people who banned having the United States described as having a "democratic system of government" from the textbooks.
Posted by: Ichthyic
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May 21, 2010 9:41 PM
wonder if, here in say a couple centuries or so, Thomas Jefferson and his ilk may not simply become part of the pantheon.
they don't like Jefferson. Too paganistic.
more likely they will replace him in history with Jefferson Davis; make him a founding father instead.
btw, I'm only marginally kidding here. If you check the notes for the voting today in Texas, evidently there was much discussion of making Jefferson Davis the person most responsible for ending slavery in the US.
Posted by: Crudely Wrott , Drinking Solo Since Death's Back On The Wagon
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May 21, 2010 10:06 PM
I'd like to believe that everything, including old lead paint, tastes like chocolate if you just chew on it enough.
I'd like to believe that each and every nuance of the the Law Of The Land was directly related to an ancient tome somehow different from other ancient tomes (despite their similarities, go figure).
I'd like to believe that if everyone in the whole world could just chug a Coke simultaneously that they would cease fighting and striving, attending instead to home and hearth and community.
I'd like to believe that each of us had the skillful and penetrating intellect to instantly divine the fundamental meaning of any comment uttered by anyone anywhere.
I'd also like to believe that by merely saying what I have just said that I will be rewarded with copious amounts of respect, admiration (aw shit, worship and regard on a deep, deep level), accolades from the humanitarian and prescient cohorts and lots of money and sex
What? NO?
Silly me. Letting my longings lead my nature.
*that's why you have a brain, numbskull!
what? I have a brain??*
Posted by: Ichthyic
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May 21, 2010 10:20 PM
what? I have a brain??
...said the scarecrow.
;)
and the tinman really did have a heart and...
Posted by: Ichthyic
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May 21, 2010 10:22 PM
I like to believe I will live in a Star Wars universe after I die.
I keep envisioning Ewok orgies...
*shudder*
Posted by: Mattir-ritated
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May 21, 2010 10:30 PM
Ichthyic, that is just majorly wrong. Really really wrong.
Posted by: Orange Utan, Librarian of Death
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May 21, 2010 10:46 PM
@Icthyic
Furries?
Posted by: Ichthyic
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May 21, 2010 10:54 PM
yes, just like that...
an entire community of REAL furries, set in galaxy far, far away.
I blame George Lucas.
bastard.
Posted by: Betelgeuse
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May 21, 2010 11:29 PM
because nobody with any sense volunteered for the job to oppose her.
But there seem to be PLENTY of people willing to talk sense. Not at the very least here. Why doesn't this sort of talk, that Actually belongs to this century, figure when people elect others to make some decisions?
Or maybe I answered my own question. Where I come from, it would make me ill to be up against such vacuous, thick headed, pretentious and obnoxious fools. And in that loathing lies the pity. That there isn't anybody with sense willing to take up cudgels.
In the meantime, *gives rubbish woman a tight slap*.
Posted by: Ichthyic
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May 21, 2010 11:33 PM
Or maybe I answered my own question.
yup.
*gives rubbish woman a tight slap*.
ah, if only they wouldn't claim persecution for such a logical action.
;)
Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist
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May 21, 2010 11:48 PM
I like also to believe that as long as we do so, no great harm can come to our country."
And yet under the good christian W we had 9-11 go off without any major hithces, yet under our COmmie-Nazi atheist muslim Keynan we've had a terrorist car bomb fail to detonate.
Apparently God votes blue
Posted by: llewelly
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May 21, 2010 11:55 PM
Ichthyic | May 21, 2010 10:22 PM:
Ichthyic ... to truly mature, you must grow beyond your shame, and embrace your kinks.
Posted by: Robster
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May 22, 2010 12:02 AM
At least gawd votes. It's his obligation to be heard, other than through coincidence or pure luck. On the other hand, since we were apparently made in his image (still can't figure how we're not invisible), and it apparently is invisible ('coz it doesn't actually exist) it would be difficult for gawd to vote. Can't imaging it using a drivers license picture, not much to see really. Perhaps a monty python hand from heaven would prove ID. Sadly, gawd has puppets everywhere. Pius political pricks!
Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist
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May 22, 2010 12:48 AM
"I like to believe I will live in a Star Wars universe after I die."
Oh joy..an afterlife in the universe that spawned JarJar and Anikan Skywhiner...Apparently there IS a hell.
Posted by: Crudely Wrott , Drinking Solo Since Death's Back On The Wagon
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May 22, 2010 1:07 AM
@ 121:
Well, I might could go for a universe that spawned Lazarus Long.
Ahh. That would be this one.
*I keep coming back here*
Posted by: Meathead
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May 22, 2010 1:51 AM
Today on NPR I heard a depressing "debate" between some asshole from something called the Liberty Institute (or something like that) and some milquetoast token liberal about the school board decisions. The wingnut kept on about how it wasn't politicizing to teach kids about how the UN is a threat to American freedom or have kids memorize "the benefits of free enterprise". The liberal basically failed to counter this rhetoric and went into his conciliatory "find the middle ground" schtick. The wingnut was unphased.
Until these fascists realize that the opposition believes just as fervently in secularism, science and freethought as they believe in Jebus, Ayn Rand and revisionist history they will not stop. Instead of vigorous resistance though, they see the opposition as these people who just seem tired or bored, like some bunch of little league baseball players who don't care if they win and just want the game to be over so they can get ice cream.
Posted by: truth machine, OM
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May 22, 2010 2:02 AM
there is a real danger that they will hurt the cause of Christ by their wrongful or misguided actions
Do you really not realize how stupid that is? Your god is omnipotent and omniscient but there's a "real danger" that his "cause" can be hurt by Cynthia Dunbar? Hey, Satan ought to hire her.
As Gordon MacDonald said, the world can do anything the church can do except one thing: it cannot show grace.
What you show is that you're fucking arrogant retards, every last one of you.
Posted by: Ichthyic
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May 22, 2010 2:14 AM
Instead of vigorous resistance though, they see the opposition as these people who just seem tired or bored, like some bunch of little league baseball players who don't care if they win and just want the game to be over so they can get ice cream.
You might have a point there, especially given how the rethuglicans have manhandled congressional opposition over the last 30 years.
Posted by: truth machine, OM
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May 22, 2010 2:18 AM
P.S.
As Gordon MacDonald said, the world can do anything the church can do except one thing: it cannot show grace.
Apparently "grace" means buggering little boys in staggering numbers or, in Gordon MacDonald's case, committing adultery.
Posted by: Midnight Rambler
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May 22, 2010 2:53 AM
llewelly @119:
One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real.
–Klaus Kinski
Posted by: Ichthyic
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May 22, 2010 2:57 AM
Apparently "grace" means buggering little boys in staggering numbers or, in Gordon MacDonald's case, committing adultery.
ouchie.
LOL
man, you sure don't have to scratch the surface very deeply any more to see the rot, eh?
Posted by: Agathon
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May 22, 2010 3:01 AM
Stating the obvious - that prayer is at best a literary conceit, at worst an exercise in self-hypnosis for the desperate and ignorant - its worth some attention. In the same way that Jung payed attention to schizophrenics - psychosis and delusions have patterns. I was reared Catholic, and that experience of prayer was almost exclusively about petitions, or pleas (often with Latin brought in for shamanistic effect). That I can understand from a safe distance. The Protestant/evangelical knack for speachifying and long-winded, tedious self-rationalization (filibustering The Almighty) always strikes me as even weirder.
Posted by: MadScientist
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May 22, 2010 4:05 AM
Holy shit. And the creatards are also having their way with their revisionist history. Will Texas ever dig itself out of the holy shithole?
Posted by: raven
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May 22, 2010 4:12 AM
She is a Xian Dominionist. Same thing as a xian Reconstructionist but more accurately defines what they want.
They hate secular democracy and want to set up a theocracy. The Texas GOP state platform is pure xian Dominionism. It reads like something out of the last Dark Age. Or a formula for the next one.
Posted by: Moggie
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May 22, 2010 5:05 AM
#78:
In what sense is (or was) the US "the most religious nation on earth"? Do you have figures to back that up?
Posted by: MudPuddles
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May 22, 2010 5:10 AM
Scenes like this, and the whole story about the Texas State Board of Education, makes me think that America is F*CKED.
Posted by: GravityIsJustATheory
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May 22, 2010 6:52 AM
Posted by: Laurent Weppe
That could probably be generalized to all forms of extremism.
I'd also suggest that a typical feature of extremism (of all types) is treating enforcing your ideology on other people as being more important than following it itself.
Posted by: atomjack
Obviously, aircraft are the modern equivilent of iron chariots.
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May 22, 2010 7:54 AM
I never quite understood this mindset. Much like veggie burgers or soy hot dogs. It's always made me think of a lesbian getting it from another lesbian wearing a strap-on. Sort of missing the point. There are myriad wonderful flavorful vegetarian foods. Why simulate the appearance taste and texture of something you don't like?
[ob bacon] Now, I love bacon (and pork ribs, and hamburgers and hotdogs and big slabs of cow charred over a campfire). When I was in school and living with my parents sometimes I'd come home from the bars at 2:00am, rifle through their fridge, fry up a whole pound of bacon, and eat it before going to bed. Ahhh, the days I didn't have to worry about cholesterol, or fat, or kids...
Posted by: Kieranfoy, Faerie Godfather of Death, GMKSC, OED
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May 22, 2010 9:45 AM
Somehow I doubt that the Right pay much heed too Ayn Rand, who was the founder of an evil Atheistic philosophy.
Posted by: truthspeaker
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May 22, 2010 9:47 AM
And under the sovereignty of an English king.
Oh, so we're dropping that part?
Posted by: https://me.yahoo.com/a/KHFT1PAowIXXdtzjMn0ilRzex40S#9adc9
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May 22, 2010 11:13 AM
Please refer to the US Constitution Article VI
"but no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States."
These morons have no conception of history and cannot even read the founding document! I say we add Texas to the boycott list.
P.C.Chapman
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May 22, 2010 2:12 PM
134 said "for my point of view, hubris is the source of the evil here, and religion merely gives the hubristic social dominators the jargon and the posturing they use to make their self-centered attitude look principled."
exactly right and I would go so far that most of those who come on like "THEY" got the answer "THEY" know the "truth" be they the chairman of the Texas Board of Education chairman Mao or Depoc Chakra. It is about them. It is ego and their psychological need to be the top dog all the rest is just window dressing whether they can acknowledge it or not.
That is the state we find our selves in, the world is full of these kinds of people who just can not help but cause all kinds of trouble. The question is how do we cope with the way it is successfully and continue advancing secular democracy and free thought?
Posted by: monado
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May 23, 2010 5:32 PM
Jane Goodall likes to believe in yeti.
Posted by: Louise
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May 26, 2010 3:59 PM
Apparently the prayer Dunbar gave was not original to her, it came from Chief Justice Earl Warren spoken at a prayer breakfast in 1954. I just read about this through a link at Ed Brayton’s blog. Too bad she didn’t give Warren credit for it before reciting it.