You can't. Because the reptoids destroyed our network infrastructure with a massive electromagnetic pulse on the 6th of November, and they're all going to be down for at least 6 months.
She starts off looking normal, but the first sign that there might be something amiss is the big cheesy Kinkade painting in the background. By the end, when she's raving about Pleiadeans and Sirians and Bilderbergers, and how she's the mother of every being in the galaxy, you'll be feeling sorry for the poor dear.
She's got a whole youtube channel that is a sad demonstration of an ongoing psychiatric collapse. I hope she's got family or friends who are going to get her help.
(via Gawker)
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