Pharyngula

Dyslexic Borat says, “Sexy Mite!”

It’s a real shame. Forty million years ago, this pair of mites, Glaesacarus rhombeus, had just buckled down to a happy grind, when plop, a drop of tree sap fell on them and entombed them in flagrante delicto. Also, coitus interruptus. And as long as we’re slinging around the Latin, Perfututum!.

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Notice that they mate butt-to-butt. This is probably the preferred position when your partner has a face like an arachnid.