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Christian barbarians

Category: ArtCrimeReligion
Posted on: April 19, 2011 8:50 AM, by PZ Myers

The destruction of the Buddhas of Bamiyan by the Taliban was a clear example of the destructive power of religious intolerance — it takes a religious mind to turn the demolition of art into a virtue. Now we have another example of extremism attacking art: Catholic fundamentalists in France have destroyed Andres Serrano's Piss Christ.

On Saturday, around 1,000 Christian protesters marched through Avignon to the gallery. The protest group included a regional councillor for the extreme-right Front National, which recently scored well in the Vaucluse area in local elections. The gallery immediately stepped up security, putting plexiglass in front of the photograph and assigning two gallery guards to stand in front of it.

But on Palm Sunday morning, four people in sunglasses aged between 18 and 25 entered the exhibition just after it opened at 11am. One took a hammer out of his sock and threatened the guards with it. A guard grabbed another man around the waist but within seconds the group managed to take a hammer to the plexiglass screen and slash the photograph with another sharp object, thought to be a screwdriver or ice-pick. They also smashed another work, which showed the hands of a meditating nun.

I don't want to hear another word from Catholics about my destruction of a mass-produced cracker. Their extremists use violence and the destruction of private property to deface a work of art in a museum.

It's not even a particularly anti-religious work — that luminous golden glow is as reverential as the bloody, gory, suffering Christ figures mounted in Catholic churches all around the world.

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#1

Posted by: LarianLeQuella Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 9:15 AM

And how are these people any different from the Taliban? Oh yeah, they aren't... Despicable hoodlums.

#2

Posted by: Holytape Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 9:17 AM

In DC, a lady attack a Gauguin paint because she thought that the nudity in it was evil. It's a little disturbing how close the actions of the mentally ill are with those of fundamentalist religious folks.

Sasquatch Jesus in the Pale Moon Light.

#3

Posted by: Rev. BigDumbChimp Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 9:22 AM

WTF


Fucking barbarians is right.

This hits home as I've mentions proably way to many times, I was volunteering at the museum (SECCA) where and when the whole Jessie Helms / NEA / Piss Christ kurfluffle started.


Motherfuckers.

#4

Posted by: https://www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawluCnvCLV8bjWs_ttP13-b7K4_4Qp_xGiA Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 9:22 AM

Wow, I did not know this, and I just posted about this work yesterday. It's a miracle! See
here.

#5

Posted by: consciousness razor Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 9:24 AM

Please, "barbarians" is not the correct nomenclature. The crazed fundies are philistines, a delicious irony. Another is the Streisand effect, or at least it's not going away just because some nuts put a whole in it. It adds to the texture, gives the whole piece a bit more depth, if you ask me. Maybe next time they'll fly a plane into the museum, just to be sure the damn thing is disintegrated.

#6

Posted by: Cor (formerly evil) Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 9:25 AM

They do know it's a photograph, right? How hard will it be to replace?

#7

Posted by: Cowcakes Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 9:27 AM

They also smashed another work, which showed the hands of a meditating nun.

Are the hands of nuns as corrupt & evil as the hands of a priest? If so this other destruction may be symbolically acceptable.

#8

Posted by: Cuttlefish, OM, CR Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 9:27 AM

Piss Christ is (was?) one of my favorite works of modern art. The juxtaposition of what is truly a beautiful image with the knowledge of how that image was achieved, has taken an image that is so ubiquitous as to be unseen and un-thought of and forces viewers to think about it. It is art that touches both emotion and thought, and sets them at war with one another.

Love(d) it.

Bastards.

#9

Posted by: kieran Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 9:30 AM

Off topic, that's a lovely area of france.
This seems odd to me, I know I haven't been in the region for ten years but I find the age group involved odd for french catholics.

#10

Posted by: SWH Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 9:33 AM

Barbarians yes - but I'm not sure I'd really conflate this with the destruction of the ancient Buddhas. In that case it was wanton destruction of irreplaceable artifacts. The catholic church chipping the genitals off of old statues falls in this category too.

This case is a mob rising to the bait of an extant artist. (Not excusing their behavior - but it is different) He's probably still got the negative and can reprint anyway. He gets lots of publicity and an endpoint similar to the one he likely envisaged to start with. And it puts catholics in a bad light - as if they needed more bad press.

I would put this more in line with book burning - it's nasty and objectionable but, as Salmon Rushdie was reported to have said, they have to buy them in order to burn them, so the royalty is safe.

Of course even book burning, or for that matter cracker abuse, can bring out the worst in people, as seen in Afghanistan recently.

#11

Posted by: consciousness razor Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 9:33 AM

In other blasphemy-related censorship news:

Censored Algerian Artist Mustapha Benfodil on His Part in the Sharjah Biennial Controversy

#12

Posted by: PZ Myers Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 9:34 AM

Try this: do a google image search for "piss christ". You will discover lots and lots of images of that one photo...and they're all different.

Piss Christ is a traditional, old-school photograph produced using chemicals and paper. It has unique properties that you can't just casually duplicate by running off another copy (which is not to say that another print wouldn't have any artistic value). There's actually a reason you can't just take a bunch of digital photographs and throw away all the canvas and paper physically stored in museums.

#13

Posted by: Abdul Alhazred Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 9:36 AM

At least they spared Duchamp's urinal. :)

#14

Posted by: https://me.yahoo.com/a/zlBxcOV.ufvhAPIKQ6QmqM4TMlYTuQIP0FBkw9qT#802f9 Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 9:36 AM

There are some critical differences between the Taliban's destruction of those statues and the attack on PIss Christ. To begin with, in the case of Piss Christ, the authorities -- likely Christian themselves -- tried to stop the attack; in Afghanistan, the Taliban WERE the authorities. And vandalism of art has far more support in the Muslim world than in the Christian world. I don't think it's fair to attribute this act of vandalism to all Catholics.

On the issue of your destruction of the communion wafer, like you, I think it was nothing more than a cracker. However, it was taken (by whoever took it) on the understanding it would be consumed in the religiously-approved manner. At the very least, your destruction of it in another manner was a breach of that contract.

#15

Posted by: theGobi Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 9:38 AM

Some artists destroy or alter the negatives after a set number of archival prints have been made. It is an integrity thing. I hope it can be replaced.

What is next? A good old book burning night? Hey! Maybe they can start on the creators of these 'offensive' things -- you know, round them up and put them in a camp or something. That'll stop it for good!

Bastards indeed.

#16

Posted by: Antiochus Epiphanes Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 9:39 AM

About how much piss was in there?

#17

Posted by: Beatrice, anormalement indécente Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 9:43 AM

I would put this more in line with book burning - it's nasty and objectionable but, as Salmon Rushdie was reported to have said, they have to buy them in order to burn them, so the royalty is safe.
I wouldn't agree. This piece of art isn't as old or valuable as ancient Buddhas, but it is art. We may argue about value of different pieces of art, but that isn't an excuse to go slashing every canvas I don't like. It is also not the same as burning your own book since it obviously wasn't their photograph. That brings out other problems-they threatened the gallery security, the had what can be seen as weapon (hammer). It was clearly a violent act and not "just" destruction of am item.
#18

Posted by: Abdul Alhazred Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 9:43 AM

One theory of aesthetics is that art is the expression of the highest aspirations of a culture.

For example the megalitihic Buddhas of that unfortunately defunct Buddhist culture of Afghanistan.

For example Piss Christ of whatever culture Andres Serrano is a member of. :)

#19

Posted by: Quidam Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 9:44 AM

I think taking the piss out of a work of 'art' like that is not unreasonable.

#20

Posted by: 'Tis Himself, OM Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 9:45 AM

If your god is upset about something, like a "blasphemous" piece of art, then let your god deal with the situation. A lightning bolt obliterating a some blasphemy would be much more effective than slashing it with a screwdriver.

Or is it you know your omnipotent god isn't that powerful? Nonexistence will do that to a deity.

#21

Posted by: consciousness razor Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 9:48 AM

yahoomess, #14:

To begin with, in the case of Piss Christ, the authorities -- likely Christian themselves -- tried to stop the attack; in Afghanistan, the Taliban WERE the authorities.

What a load. Who gives a fuck about authorities?

From the guardian article:

Asked by the daily Libération why the Piss Christ protest had happened now, Mézil pointed to Sarkozy's speech in March lauding "the Christian heritage of France" at Puy-en-Velay, where the first Crusades were preached.

He said: "Clearly we saw in Saturday's demonstration that a Catholic fringe wanted to take the president at his word, with extremely violent appeals." He said there was a climate of tension, with protesters insulting museum staff of north African origin. One guard said he heard: "I'm going to pour donkey piss on the Qur'an." An email to the museum talked about "plunging the diary of Anne Frank in urine".

#22

Posted by: https://me.yahoo.com/a/zlBxcOV.ufvhAPIKQ6QmqM4TMlYTuQIP0FBkw9qT#802f9 Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 9:48 AM

Also, Piss Christ is editioned, which, depending on how he worded his Certificate of Authenticity and other contractual materials, may mean that Serrano is contractually forbidden from making more copies of it, even if he could.

PZ, it's true that wet darkroom prints do vary slightly, but I've seen wet darkroom printers who worked with machine-like precision and produced images that looked to most people to be identical. By some accounts Ansel Adams could churn out identical prints, once he had one perfected. (I was never that good.)

It may seem churlish to make this comment now, but my problem with Piss Christ as a work of art is that it doesn't stand on its own. You can't tell that the liquid is urine form the picture alone -- you need outside information to make sense of it.

I don't think that Serrano is a great photographer technically, unlike Mapplethorpe, who was amazing, even when he wasn't doing "shock art." Mapplethorpe was one of the great photographers of the 20th century, and he would have been even without his controversial images. Whereas with Serrano, it's all about the shock value.

Just to be clear I condemn the attack his work, just as everybody else does. The critical comment is an aside.

#23

Posted by: Otranreg Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 9:56 AM

Philistine motherfuckers.

#24

Posted by: Harleif Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 9:58 AM

Was their reaction so surprising? Andres Serrano could have called his piece of art anything else, instead he chose to be inflammatory. This kind of attack is never justified, but neither was it unprovoked.

In essence this article is complaining about getting bitten by a bulldog you've just been teasing.

#25

Posted by: Abdul Alhazred Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:00 AM

Anything is art if the arstist says so, even a photograph of a glass of his own piss.

It's art and therefore a holy relic. ;)

#26

Posted by: theGobi Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:00 AM

Here we go with the "'art'" thing...
If you like paintings of dogs playing poker - good for you!
Just understand that lots of people have already discussed the topic and they will call you if they need your opinion.

#27

Posted by: Abdul Alhazred Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:03 AM

Oh aren't we pleased by how soooperior we are.

Yes I understand that other people have come to other conclusions. Your smugness doesn't work on people who have utter contempt for your art culture.

#28

Posted by: Abdul Alhazred Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:07 AM

The culture that calls Piss Christ art worth preserving ...

Well let's just say that Western Civilization has produced more than just Piss Christ and pictures of dogs playing poker.


#29

Posted by: https://www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawkUL-U9MUY8KYyNdOz0mVLJQIOQ81UEVm8 Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:07 AM

The Orwellian cast of much secular thinking here is a marvel to behold, here.

First of all, putting a cross in your own piss is not "art," anymore than burning the president in effigy or using the Constitution for toilet paper. If one wants to compare the present to the Middle Ages, what does it say about the modern secular mindset that it calls that art, while the Middle Ages produced Michaelangelo and Leonardo Da Vince? Piss Christ is the genuine act of in-your-face vandalism, as the "artist" is no doubt himself aware -- that is its whole point.

Secondly, if you want to talk about vandalism, here's as an absurd a statement as one might like to see:

"It takes a religious mind to turn the demolition of art into a virtue."

Most atheists deny that an atheist can, by definition, be religious. Religion is usually defined, by atheists, as having to do with a supernatural belief.

If that is so, then who was responsible for the destruction of 4000 years of Chinese religious heritage? Was it angry Christians or Muslims? They were still picking up the pieces when I first went to China.

And who destroyed the great churches of Russia?

How quickly we forget.

Here's a primer on historical causation, for skeptics too eager to blame Christianity for stuff:

http://christthetao.blogspot.com/2010/10/new-atheism-and-ab-uses-of-history.html

David

#30

Posted by: PZ Myers Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:08 AM

I knew cracker apologists would show up in this thread with their token stupidities.

#31

Posted by: barfy Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:09 AM

If Serrano meant for his work to inflame or antagonize Christians, then we can hardly be surprised when they become inflamed.
Bhuddist statues were not intended to inflame the Taliban, so I feel this is an inappropriate comparison. Maybe if some Bhuddists had made a statue of a defecating Muhammed to emphasize his humanity, and then the Taliban tore it down, would the comparison be more apt.
Do I feel that Piss Christ is art? Absolutely.
Did the horde act appropriately? Absolutely not.
But this kind of expression is purposefully antagonistic on a base level. Akin to a painting of a man's mother being forced to eat her own afterbirth as a symbol of the further suffering women must endure by men even after giving life to one.
Might you find that objectionable?

#32

Posted by: https://www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawmVT1LBhwmO9ej9LNg7a5e9d-AVJ8ezfmE Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:10 AM

For every "piss christ" you destroy, I'll make 2 more.

#33

Posted by: consciousness razor Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:11 AM

Harleif:

Yes, those poor, infantile Catholics just can't help themselves when something inflammatory is sitting in a museum somewhere. What gives anyone the right to provoke them? It's their planet, after all.

#34

Posted by: DiscordianStooge Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:11 AM

I am upset about this. I am supposed to attack a UN outpost and kill some people, right?

#35

Posted by: https://www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawmVT1LBhwmO9ej9LNg7a5e9d-AVJ8ezfmE Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:12 AM

http://www.ranum.com/linkedimages/piss-christ-kit.jpg

#36

Posted by: Dark Matter Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:13 AM

Always the "easy" targets first......expect them to work their way up to fossils next....by that time tv-addled viewers won't care about some "rocks" being sledgehammered into dust by a mob...

#37

Posted by: Dark Matter Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:15 AM

Always the "easy" targets first......expect them to work their way up to fossils next....by that time tv-addled viewers won't care about some "rocks" being sledgehammered into dust by a mob...

#38

Posted by: https://www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawmVT1LBhwmO9ej9LNg7a5e9d-AVJ8ezfmE Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:15 AM

But this kind of expression is purposefully antagonistic on a base level. Akin to a painting of a man's mother being forced to eat her own afterbirth as a symbol of the further suffering women must endure by men even after giving life to one.
Might you find that objectionable?

If I did, it still wouldn't justify my punching you in the face, would it?

#39

Posted by: Algernon, elle sans chapeau Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:15 AM

I'm glad you posted this here.

The artist in an interview:

"Andres Serrano: I have always felt that my work is religious, not sacrilegious. I would say that there are many individuals in the Church who appreciate it and who do not have a problem with it. The best place for Piss Christ is in a church. In fact, I recently had a show in Marseilles in an actual church that also functions as an exhibition space, and the work looked great there. I think if the Vatican is smart, someday they'll collect my work.

CF: Does your interest in Catholicism have to do more with an attraction to the iconography or is it about wanting to make a social or political comment about what the Church represents?

AS: Look at my apartment. I am drawn to the symbols of the Church. I like the aesthetics of the Church. I like Church furniture. I like going to Church for aesthetic reasons, rather than spiritual ones. In my work, I explore my own Catholic obsessions. An artist is nothing without his or her obsessions, and I have mine. One of the things that always bothered me was the fundamentalist labeling of my work as "anti-Christian bigotry." As a former Catholic, and as someone who even today is not opposed to being called a Christian, I felt I had every right to use the symbols of the Church and resented being told not to.

CF: At the same time you have expressed concern about the Church's position on many contemporary issues.

AS: I am drawn to Christ but I have real problems with the Catholic Church. I don't go out of my way to be critical of the Church in my work, because I think that I make icons worthy of the Church. Oftentimes we love the thing we hate and vice versa. Unfortunately, the Church's position on most contemporary issues makes it hard to take them seriously.

CF: So you do see yourself carrying on a tradition of religious art?

AS: Absolutely. I am not a heretic. I like to believe that rather than destroy icons, I make new ones."

His photographs are challenging for everyone, that's a measure of how relevant the ideas in them are to culture.

Piss Christ, to me, is less similar to the urinal and more similar to Courbet's L'Origine du monde: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L'Origine_du_monde

If only in its ability to get under everyone's skin (deliberate attempt to not make a pun).


It's a shame that some people can't stand to think.

Perhaps they should have an exhibition of degenerate art.

#40

Posted by: Labdude Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:16 AM

I'm torn on this one... As an artist myself, I've hated this work, merely because it is bad art passed off as genius. No technical skill was involved in its making, and Serrano's thought process must have been:

"Great art is provocative. Great art denigrates religion. Great art must piss people off. A Jew placed on a torturing device is provocative. A Jew on a torturing device placed in a jar of piss is really provocative. Nobody has ever denigrated religion in art ever. Therefore it must be great art!"

Wrong.

It's just bad art. He did the same when he made "Madonna and Child II". No new innovative ideas. No boundaries pushed. A bad photograph.

And as a medical scientist, no healthy urine specimen should look that colour. He should get that looked at.

So, I'm kinda glad the Catholics ruined it...

Or made it better. Art is open to interpretation.

#41

Posted by: christophe-thill.myopenid.com Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:17 AM

You're absolutely right PZ, This is not an anti-religious work, or a provocation of any kind. Serrano defines himself as "a Christian, and even a Christian artist". For him, human secretations such as blood, tears and urine are a way to illustrate the suffering of Jesus. He has "no sympathy for blasphemy" (in which he's wrong, as we know, but that's his opinion). His dream is to be commissioned by the Vatican. The yahoos who attacked him in the name of religion completely missed his point.

http://next.liberation.fr/culture/01012332509-je-n-ai-aucune-sympathie-pour-le-blaspheme

#42

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:18 AM

Was their reaction so surprising? Andres Serrano could have called his piece of art anything else, instead he chose to be inflammatory. This kind of attack is never justified, but neither was it unprovoked.

In essence this article is complaining about getting bitten by a bulldog you've just been teasing.

Anne Coulter has labeled her books "Treason" and "Godless" accusing liberals of crimes and blatantly states they deserve death.

Am I at all justified, as a private citizen, in even tearing off the cover of one I see in the "Best Seller Author" display at Borders?

Shame on you.

#43

Posted by: dsichel Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:19 AM

"An email to the museum talked about "plunging the diary of Anne Frank in urine"."

Category error. The diary isn't hieratic, it's just a diary. For that matter, the Koran isn't a hieratic symbol, it's a hieratic document. I'd be horrified if anyone did that to the original documents, mind you, because they're historic documents. But I'd also be horrified if anyone did that to an authentic Roman execution crucifix, because it would be a historic artifact.

When I first heard of "Piss Christ", I felt that he was just trying too hard. But the photo is really quite pretty, and it's the idea that makes it significant.

Hm. You know what could have been interesting? Instead of calling it "Piss Christ"...

he could have called it "Piss Christ?", and provided some mutually-exclusive descriptions. Is it actually a crucifix in a jar of urine? Or is it a crucifix in a jar of colored polymer resin? Or perhaps it's a crucifix photographed through a jar of urine? Or a composite photograph - a doubled exposure or some such?

I feel that this would have reinforced the notion that blasphemy is entirely within one's perceptions -- not to mention that, under such circumstances, I feel it much less likely that the artwork would have met the same fate.

Art is all about meaning. I've seen works which seemed simplistic and pointless until I read the description card explaining the idea, at which point I experienced significant perceptual shifts and realized the genius on display.

#44

Posted by: Gus Snarp Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:21 AM

So many people who don't seem to get it, there are two big issues with this incident:
1. When any one person or group determines that some piece of art is OK to destroy, then they can do the same for any piece of art. It doesn't matter if it's Piss Christ, the Buddhas, or the Mona Lisa.

2. There were a thousand people willing to threaten human beings with violence to destroy a photograph. That's just sick.

But there's another interesting idea from a modern art point of view. In this case one could see the destruction of the photograph as part of the art. Not intended by the artist, and certainly not something that should be done, but having been done in this case it only amplifies the point the work makes. Or perhaps changes it. But it's a way to take the destructive act from the barbarians and make it a statement about the barbarians. Especially if it's just slashed but you can still mostly see what's going on. I hope in that case that the slashed photograph remains on display, as is, as a reminder of why someone would insult Christianity. Because they certainly proved themselves worthy of the insult.

#45

Posted by: Algernon, elle sans chapeau Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:21 AM

I'm torn on this one... As an artist myself, I've hated this work, merely because it is bad art passed off as genius. No technical skill was involved in its making, and Serrano's thought process must have been: "Great art is provocative. Great art denigrates religion. Great art must piss people off. A Jew placed on a torturing device is provocative. A Jew on a torturing device placed in a jar of piss is really provocative. Nobody has ever denigrated religion in art ever. Therefore it must be great art!" Wrong. It's just bad art. He did the same when he made "Madonna and Child II". No new innovative ideas. No boundaries pushed. A bad photograph. And as a medical scientist, no healthy urine specimen should look that colour. He should get that looked at. So, I'm kinda glad the Catholics ruined it... Or made it better. Art is open to interpretation.

As an artist, I roll my eyes in your general direction.

Your limited ability to interpret his work makes it clear thinking isn't your strong suit. Stick to the technical stuff.

By the way, photography is a skill.

#46

Posted by: https://www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawkUL-U9MUY8KYyNdOz0mVLJQIOQ81UEVm8 Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:22 AM

PZ: Apparently we were at the UW at the same time. I ended up studying history, and wrote my BA thesis on a closely-related subject, under the head of the History Department. Do you want to explain exactly where my alleged "stupidities" lie?

Or if you don't want to answer the "stupidities," would you mind explaining the etymology? What is a "cracker apologist," exactly? I've only been to the South twice, and didn't pick up on that phrase in the short periods I was there.

Thanks much.

David

#47

Posted by: SallyStrange, Spawn of Cthulhu Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:22 AM

I am upset about this. I am supposed to attack a UN outpost and kill some people, right?

Well, we're short on UN outposts in this country. How about targeting a Unitarian Universalist church instead?

#48

Posted by: Abdul Alhazred Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:23 AM

Am I at all justified, as a private citizen, in even tearing off the cover of one I see in the "Best Seller Author" display at Borders?

Only if your aim is to give her lots of free publicity.

I haven't thought of Andres Serrano in years. Maybe this is the best thing for his career.

Next up -- Piss Christ postcards made from the same negative. :)

#49

Posted by: jurroen Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:23 AM

Idiotic selfrighteous french bastards!

only too bad you felt the need to invoke a Godwin.

#50

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:24 AM

I'm torn on this one... As an artist myself, I've hated this work, merely because it is bad art passed off as genius. No technical skill was involved in its making, and Serrano's thought process must have been:

"Great art is provocative. Great art denigrates religion. Great art must piss people off. A Jew placed on a torturing device is provocative. A Jew on a torturing device placed in a jar of piss is really provocative. Nobody has ever denigrated religion in art ever. Therefore it must be great art!"

Wrong.

It's just bad art. He did the same when he made "Madonna and Child II". No new innovative ideas. No boundaries pushed. A bad photograph.

And as a medical scientist, no healthy urine specimen should look that colour. He should get that looked at.

So, I'm kinda glad the Catholics ruined it...

Or made it better. Art is open to interpretation.

Then you are a sorry artist. To at one hand say that it's just bad bad bad because it didn't do anything new or challenge anyone, then comment how the Catholics were inflamed enough TO DESTROY IT, and then mention that art is subjective, you sir/madame are a dunce.

The first rule of art that I learned from classes, before any technical work, is that the only sin of art is to be boring.

#51

Posted by: octopod Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:25 AM

barfy: actually, that sounds like an interesting image that could make use of a kind of body-horror aesthetic that doesn't show up much among the various shock stuff we see on a daily basis; what seems un-artistic about that to you?

#52

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:27 AM

Also don't pretend the idea of the Aesthetic Grotesque isn't a fucking part of art. Art has long been about more than just pretty picture and vases of flowers.

Saturn eating his children is hideous...but also art.

#53

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:32 AM

Also now that I think about the Crucifix is itself grotesque! It's an image of an emaciated man nailed to a fucking cross and driven to exhaustion by torture with his scalp pierced by a crown of thorns. A) Completely Metal and B) How does adding "In piss" really make it that more grotesque!? The subject itself is already (by design) a hideous image...the addition of "in piss" really is dwarfed by the original uglyness.

That is why I'm going down in favor of Piss Christ.

#54

Posted by: https://www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawmVT1LBhwmO9ej9LNg7a5e9d-AVJ8ezfmE Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:33 AM

I don't think that Serrano is a great photographer technically, unlike Mapplethorpe, who was amazing

I assume you're joking. Mapplethorpe didn't do his own printing, and his negatives are spotty and poorly developed. His exposures (e.g.: in "Lady") are off; it's GWC work and it shows. Serrano's morgue portraits are technically pretty darned good; it's unfortunate that "Piss Christ" has become his signature work, because a lot of his other stuff is technically superior. Of course, all of this is subjective - if you consider poorly printed shots to be amazing, then Mapplethorpe is indeed that.

When the Mapplethorpe show opened at the Baltimore Museum of Art there were protestors, so I had to go to cross the picket line in the name of art (and to see what the fuss was about) - at one point I was in the gallery, looking at one of Mapplethorpe's images (I forget which) and muttering "Horrible. Just horrible." The lady next to me, a pearl-clutching blue-hair heard me and opined "Yes! It's disgusting!" - then I explained that I was referring to the dust-spots on the print which hadn't been spotted out and which made it look like the negative had been developed in a bathroom sink...

#55

Posted by: https://www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawlkFR1V44IOFU5jGVG4BOdPp9waC5YeJU8 Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:34 AM

Another artist here. So...now we're allowed to determine for everyone what "good" and "bad" art is? Um, NO. And we're allowed to destroy art we feel has provoked us? Um, NO. That's not how it works.

#56

Posted by: Algernon, elle sans chapeau Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:35 AM

Akin to a painting of a man's mother being forced to eat her own afterbirth as a symbol of the further suffering women must endure by men even after giving life to one. Might you find that objectionable?

You don't go to many art shows do you?

Now here's some purposefully confrontational art for you:

http://www.boredpanda.com/bizzare-sculptures-by-david-cerny/

http://www.brusselsjournal.com/node/679

#57

Posted by: Gus Snarp Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:36 AM

BTW, When the Soviets or the Maoists destroyed religious icons it wasn't a command of atheism. Like most everything evil done under Stalin or Mao or Pol Pot, it was done in the name of Stalin or Mao or Pol Pot, not in the name of atheism. It was done because worship of a god got in the way of the worship of Stalin or Mao or Pol Pot. The evil of those regimes was partly in their deification of their leaders. The state was most important, and the leader was the state. But I suppose if you're here posting crap about the evils of atheism based on the actions of followers of Chairman Mao, then the history lesson will be lost on you anyway.

#58

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:37 AM

Akin to a painting of a man's mother being forced to eat her own afterbirth as a symbol of the further suffering women must endure by men even after giving life to one. Might you find that objectionable?

Depending on the technique and end result that would be fucking brilliant.

#59

Posted by: raven Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:39 AM

What is the difference between Moslems going berserk and violent over a Danish guy drawing a few cartoons and....xian death cultis going berserk and violent over a picture of jesus labeled Piss Jesus?

Nothing. None. Zero.

They are all over this thread demonstrating that other than a few details, Moslem kooks are just the same as xian kooks.

Nothing much has changed since the RCC was burning witches, heretics, and Protestants at the stake. Except we don't let them run around loose anymore since the Enlightenment.

#60

Posted by: Mr.Kosta Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:40 AM

Was their reaction so surprising? Andres Serrano could have called his piece of art anything else, instead he chose to be inflammatory. This kind of attack is never justified, but neither was it unprovoked.

In essence this article is complaining about getting bitten by a bulldog you've just been teasing.

Your concern has been noted.

Now, kindly fuck off.

#61

Posted by: Algernon, elle sans chapeau Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:41 AM

Not to wax too geeky on one thread (like I can help it), but actually gruesome images of women being disemboweled were common in very old prayer books dedicated to the saints, typically for women. It's thought by some that this might be an attempt to reach women, who were often terrified of the pain and potential death that pregnancy meant for non-virgin mothers.

While the church couldn't represent birth outside of the idealized way, they rushed in with many a saint who had their bowels slowly pulled from their belly and so forth. Thus women could meditate on the suffering of the saints and imagine their pain would either be less or be an act of mortification and devotion to that saint.

Art: It's always been powerful and it's always been controversial.

If it isn't, then it's because you're just not thinking about it.

#62

Posted by: lykex Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:42 AM

In essence this article is complaining about getting bitten by a bulldog you've just been teasing.

I completely agree; religious fanatics are nothing but rabid dogs.
What do we do with rabid dogs?

#63

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:42 AM

BTW, When the Soviets or the Maoists destroyed religious icons it wasn't a command of atheism. Like most everything evil done under Stalin or Mao or Pol Pot, it was done in the name of Stalin or Mao or Pol Pot, not in the name of atheism. It was done because worship of a god got in the way of the worship of Stalin or Mao or Pol Pot. The evil of those regimes was partly in their deification of their leaders. The state was most important, and the leader was the state. But I suppose if you're here posting crap about the evils of atheism based on the actions of followers of Chairman Mao, then the history lesson will be lost on you anyway.

That reminds me of criticism on the Family/Fellowship: They want to use the methods and techniques of Stalin, Hitler and the Mafia and believe they are different because they want godly and good ends rather than evil...but they don't realize the techniques and means in question are what MADE Stalin and Hitler evil.

This may actually be illustrating to me some valid to PZ's "Dictionary Atheists" arguement. The Gnu Atheists are not argueing FOR the methods of the Family/Hitler/Stalin, they are philisophically against them. Argueing that Atheism as a monolith is to blame for the evils caused by those means to an end is both dishonest and unwise; it is playing into the rhetoric of the Family and denying that the wickedness was in the nature of the actions themselves, not whatever idealogical purpose it was seeking to achieve.

Say I support world peace. I want to achieve it by killing all but the 10% of the most pacifistic people on earth. Despite my goal I am not a good person...my mission is not good...my means are not just.

#64

Posted by: https://www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawmVT1LBhwmO9ej9LNg7a5e9d-AVJ8ezfmE Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:43 AM

I think about the Crucifix is itself grotesque! It's an image of an emaciated man nailed to a fucking cross and driven to exhaustion by torture with his scalp pierced by a crown of thorns.

I always wondered why it's not considered "sadomasochistic abuse" and therefore illegal to show to children. It's snuff porn, pure and simple.

#65

Posted by: bananacat Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:45 AM

We're gonna have some fun when Lady Gaga's Judas video comes out. Rumor is that Bill Donahue is already getting worked up about it, and it's a type of art that is basically impossible to destroy.

#66

Posted by: teawithbertrand Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:45 AM

Fundie mentality at its best.
Offended by a work of art? - Destroy it.
Upset over a book? - Burn it.
Disagree with someone? - Kill him.

#67

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:46 AM

Oh god...I just realized how I'm potentially going to be horribly quote mined

Ing: Feminazi Atheist Genocide Apologist Wrote

...I support world peace. I want to achieve it by killing all but the 10% of the most pacifistic people on earth. ...I am not a good person...my mission is not good...my means are not just.

#68

Posted by: Algernon, elle sans chapeau Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:47 AM

It's ok Ing. I suggested we have an exhibit for degenerate art.

I'm clearly a Nazi.

(see, I said it myself)

#69

Posted by: raven Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:47 AM

Whether Serranos art is good, bad, or not art is a personal opinion.

Whatever one's personal opinion, that doesn't give anyone the right to destroy it. That is just vandalism.

I find a lot of church buildings rather bland and uninspired, especially the smaller and poorer ones. But I have zero interest in fixing that with a bulldozer.

#70

Posted by: https://www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawmVT1LBhwmO9ej9LNg7a5e9d-AVJ8ezfmE Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:49 AM

And as a medical scientist, no healthy urine specimen should look that colour.

He let it age for a while to concentrate it. Hence the color. I hope that, as a medical scientist, you do a bit more research when you're making diagnoses in real life.

#71

Posted by: bananacat Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:50 AM

In essence this article is complaining about getting bitten by a bulldog you've just been teasing.

Silly me, demanding that people be held to a higher standard than dogs.

#72

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:50 AM

@Bananacat

Why wait? someone should send him that link.

#73

Posted by: greame Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:52 AM

I never really got much modern art. I'm sure I'm in a minority here, but most of it...meh. Like what's his name painting a soup can? wtf is that and why is it so popular? I can look in my cupboard and see a soup can.

#74

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:53 AM

@Greame

I agree for the most part.

Again the biggest problem I have with it is that it's boring.

#75

Posted by: Antiochus Epiphanes Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:54 AM

What does it even matter if it was good art, bad art, or art at all. I would bet that in France it is unlawful to destroy shit that doesn't belong to you. People who do things like that are...what's French for asshole?

#76

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:55 AM

@Antiochus

Americans?

#77

Posted by: https://www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawkUL-U9MUY8KYyNdOz0mVLJQIOQ81UEVm8 Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:57 AM

Gus: I assume the lecture on how the evils of communism had NOTHING to do with atheism was meant for me.

First of all, if true, so what? Myers claimed that "it takes a religious mind to turn the demolition of art into a virtue." The fact is, "non-religious" atheists destroyed enormous amounts of the most wonderful art. As a China scholar, I am particularly offended by what they did in China. Clearly, Myers is being selective, here.

Secondly, I know what the communists did, and why they did it. That kind of spin might work for your fellow atheists, but it won't convince anyone who knows the facts, and is fair in evaluating them. The communists destroyed religious art because they hated religion. I'm sure they would have loved Piss Christ; in fact some anticipated it by forcing priests to use feces in communion in torture cells.

#78

Posted by: Antiochus Epiphanes Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:59 AM

Ing: Zing! Daddy like.

#79

Posted by: Algernon, elle sans chapeau Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 11:00 AM

I don't like most early Modern art. In fact I think Cubist paintings are ugly in general. I'm not crazy about figuration, and I absolutely hate looking at Renoir.

However, that does not make any of those things bad art or not art. Furthermore, since I'm aware of the relevance of these things, am capable of analyzing them with a variety of methodologies independent of my personal tastes, and and can identify reasons for including them in museum collections easily, I don't even consider my view uninformed.

What I'd hang on my wall is not necessarily what I'd travel to another country to see is not necessarily what I'd write an essay about is not necessarily what I'd expect to see in a collection of art that informed/responded to a specific place and time, is not necessarily what I'd suggest some one start collecting, is not necessarily what I'd imagine my neighbor would love, etc.

#80

Posted by: hillbl3 Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 11:00 AM

Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth: But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.

Sometimes I wish they would actually open that book they swear allegiance to.

#81

Posted by: Personal Failure Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 11:00 AM

It's remarkably ignorant to say "Oh, it's just a photograph, who cares?" The point isn't the photograph, although it is a beautiful work of art destroyed, the point is that Christians feel justified in invading a museum, threatening people with potentially deadly weapons and then destroying a work of art.

That should be terrifying to you, no matter what the work of art in question was.

#82

Posted by: Gus Snarp Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 11:01 AM

@Ing

Americans?
Priceless.

@Googlemess: You're an ideologue and an idiot.

#83

Posted by: Algernon, elle sans chapeau Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 11:02 AM

By the way, what all those art destroyers (religious ones included) have in common is authoritarianism because control of aesthetics is control of cultural identity.

#84

Posted by: tomdunlap1 Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 11:02 AM

Piss Christ isn't any more "art" than PZ's own cracker. He could have called that art too. Neither took any skill or investment in physical or mental energy and both were in your face political statements. The thugs in both cases, Xians and T'ban were the same however.

#85

Posted by: tink Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 11:05 AM

so ashamed for France... And we are supposed to be an example of secular democracy.
At least, the gallery director didn't cave in and wants to reopen and show the vandalized photograph to everybody.

I see that as the last acts of a religious group close to oblivion in France.

David, ... history is really not one of my strength but it looks like you are using the old argument that communists are atheists and they did bad things so atheists should be ashamed...
The soviets were as different from atheists as we, Gnu atheists, are from evangelical Christians.

I don't know what's the definition of atheism in the Oxford dictionary. But I am sure that atheism is not only denouncing every religion, it's also opposing any mindset which does not place critical thinking and the scientific method above all.
So NO. I am not taking shame for something some communist fanatic did 50 years ago.

Ok maybe believing in a magic old man is not necessary to turn destroying art into a virtue. But you need at least the same level of stupidity and fanatism that religion thrives on. So we could rephrase it as :

It takes a batsh*t crazy mind to turn the demolition of art into a virtue

#86

Posted by: Mr.Kosta Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 11:07 AM

Reading googlemess' comments is kinda like a deja vú. We've had this "Stalin and Mao were atheists, so atheists are evil" argument like 847,384,284 times.

It's stupid, shows your total and utter ignorance of history and makes you look like a total idiot.

Knock it off already.

#87

Posted by: https://www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawmVT1LBhwmO9ej9LNg7a5e9d-AVJ8ezfmE Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 11:08 AM

I've hated this work, merely because it is bad art passed off as genius.

There is no bad art. Nor is there good art. There's just art that some people have opinions about, and not all those opinions are in agreement.

The problem here is that some people raise their opinion about an artwork to the point where they feel justified in doing something to it, or its creator, or its translator, ad nauseam. Acting out one's opinion on "piss christ" is part of a continuum with suborning murder against Salman Rushdie for writing a novel. The line in the sand is at the point where it's yours to destroy - one can buy all the copies of "Satanic Verses" that one wishes to, and burn them (thereby increasing one's carbon footprint) - or even buy the original "piss christ" and burn it - but destroying a copy in a museum is destroying someone else's property, and a valuable property, at that. Since it's all revolving around a matter of opinion, if you were to accept that it's OK to destroy art that is - in my opinion - "bad" then it's OK for me to destroy cars that are - in my opinion - gas guzzlers (or not gas guzzling enough) or anything else that annoys me. This isn't an issue of artistic liberty or free speech, it's deeper than that; it's on a continuum of the rights of an individual opposed to the opinions of a multitude. If you want to allow destruction of art that in your opinion is bad, then you're implicitly putting your own art on the chopping-block if someone else dislikes it similarly in turn.

#88

Posted by: Algernon, elle sans chapeau Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 11:10 AM

PZ's cracker lacked a bit of compositional flair, but it qualifies as art.

In fact, I'm pretty sure one could make an installation out of it that was pretty interesting provided the interface of the internet was not ignored.

Also art: all those resulting photographs people have taken of themselves standing on holy books.

Collect them, paint them, put them on light boxes, make a video piece... and it's art.

Doesn't that just chafe your buns, hun?

#89

Posted by: Algernon, elle sans chapeau Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 11:12 AM

If you want to allow destruction of art that in your opinion is bad, then you're implicitly putting your own art on the chopping-block if someone else dislikes it similarly in turn.

Or some one like me who would orchestrate a random art destruction league as an act of art and wait for the war of chaos to begin!

#90

Posted by: https://www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawmVT1LBhwmO9ej9LNg7a5e9d-AVJ8ezfmE Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 11:13 AM

Piss Christ isn't any more "art" than PZ's own cracker. He could have called that art too.

Marcel Duchamp conclusively demolished your argument years before you made it.

Nobody says what is or isn't "art" without risking being made a fool of.

#91

Posted by: raven Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 11:15 AM

Piss Christ isn't any more "art" than PZ's own cracker.

Not necessarily.

Performance art - Definition and More from the Free Merriam ...

a nontraditional art form often with political or topical themes that typically features a live presentation to an audience or onlookers (as on a street) ...
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/performance%2Bart - Cached

Is there a real artist in the house? Doesn't look like it.

Both Serrano's and Myers' acts could be considered as Performance Art. A definition of such is given above. And both could be considered highly successful. They got people to look and to think. The enemy of art isn't hatred, it is indifference.

The destruction by the RCC Talibani could also be considered Performance Art. The point they are making is simple. Xians can be barbarians. They are also very stupid and ignorant. They should have had a high quality video camera going to record it and taken a zillion good photos.

#92

Posted by: 'Tis Himself, OM Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 11:17 AM

Googlemess #77

First of all, if true, so what? Myers claimed that "it takes a religious mind to turn the demolition of art into a virtue."

A bunch of zealots decided they didn't appreciate a piece of art so they destroyed it in hopes that nobody else would appreciate it.

Incidentally, tu quoque is a logical fallacy. Just because other people do reprehensible things doesn't excuse your reprehensible actions.

#93

Posted by: Quodlibet Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 11:17 AM

Ing....digo Montoya: You Killed My Father, Prepare to Die @ 53

Also now that I think about the Crucifix is itself grotesque! It's an image of an emaciated man nailed to a fucking cross and driven to exhaustion by torture with his scalp pierced by a crown of thorns. A) Completely Metal and B) How does adding "In piss" really make it that more grotesque!? The subject itself is already (by design) a hideous image...the addition of "in piss" really is dwarfed by the original uglyness.

That's interesting. From the first time I learned about "Piss Christ," I thought that was the whole idea: That no matter how distatesful or disgusting one might think urine is, the torture and murder of a man is far, far worse; and that we are falsely disgusted by urine (and here, distracted by it) when we should focus our disgust appalled by torture and murder, and we should condemn a religion that cherishes this murder as a Special Event to be contemplated with holy bliss. Eew.

Algernon @ 61: "...bowels slowly pulled from their belly and so forth" -- Hmm. Sounds like the drawing and quartering that was also part of many public executions in "modern" Europe.

#94

Posted by: Brownian Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 11:25 AM

In essence this article is complaining about getting bitten by a bulldog you've just been teasing.

If there ever was a doubt that Christianity makes a person no more moral than a snarling cur, Harleif has removed it.

Should I still feel guilty about the priest fighting ring Michael Vick and I have been running in select basements?

#95

Posted by: Lynna, OM Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 11:29 AM

Rachel Maddow covered this story.

In her segment, she summarized other recent attacks on art. Her summary included the story of John Boehner and Eric Cantor demanding that a certain work of art be removed from a show at the Smithsonian. The work was about AIDS. The Smithsonian caved and removed the work.

One theme common to all of the attacks was that religious conservatives were behind all of them.

These people are not adults. And they don't want anyone else to grow up either.

#96

Posted by: Quodlibet Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 11:34 AM

Ugh, the phone rang while I was writing @93 and I failed to finish cleaning it up before posting. Better:

From the first time I learned about "Piss Christ," I thought that was the whole idea: That no matter how distatesful or disgusting one might think urine is, the torture and murder of a person is far, far worse; and that we are falsely disgusted by urine (and here, distracted by it) when we should focus our disgust on the apalling torture and murder, and we should condemn a religion that cherishes this murder as a Special Event to be contemplated with holy bliss. Eew.

=====

Regarding "bad" or "good" art -

One of the marvels of the human mind is that we can contrive an endless variety of ways to express ourselves. How fortunate, also, that most of us are endowed with enough intelligence to choose what we enjoy and disregard the rest. We don't have to reject art that doesn't appeal to us, let alone destroy it - to disregard it is sufficient. A photograph hanging in a museum cannot offend me. I might find it offensive, but only if I go in there and look at it, and in that case, who do I have to blame, but myself? And if I come across something in a museum that does not appeal to me, I can choose to walk on by and look at something different.

I visit our local, wonderful art museum about once a month. The endless variety of new and interesting works is fascinating. I don't like all of it, and I don't expect to. But it sure is interesting just to know that minds are at work. My husband and I have some of our best conversations while we walk around looking at the new art, sharing our reactions and exploring what it might mean - or not.

#97

Posted by: Labdude Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 11:38 AM

@Algernon
Limited ability to interpret his work? Remove shock and what have you? No emotional response. Had he named it anything but "Piss Christ", would it have gained so much attention? The work does not stand on its own. Post-modernistic thought is so entrenched in the notion that art must shock the viewer but that in itself does not constitute "Great Art", but merely the paradigm's view of what is art at one given moment in time that can fade away as quickly as a new shift in consciousness takes over. For example, the wealthiest and most well-known artist in Europe in the 1860s was none other than Ernest Meissonier, a French Classicist painter. Even Delacroix himself predicted "Surely it is he who is most certain to survive!"

Wait. Who? Even though Manet, Degas, Monet, Morisot all lived at the same time? No shit... the Eighteen Hundreds were wrong? That couldn't possibly happen today...

Now as for the reasons behind the defacement, I can't condone them. Silly Catholics.

By the way... I'm fully aware that photography is a great skill. You must have mistakenly jumped to conclusions that since I don't like one photograph, I must hate all instances of photographic art. Don't beat yourself up over it. Thinking may not be your strong suit either.

@Ind-igo Montoya:
It's Mr. Dunce to you. From what I can gather through your mumbly-type, I proved my point. Art is subjective. I don't like Piss Christ, but many art PhDs think they "get" it. And they like it. You seem to like it. However, the religious are an easy target. They can get angry over anything. *Think: cracker + PZ*

...And one more thing: don't jump to conclusions... I don't like stuffy little vases of flowers/vase with oranges/horses backsides, etc. It's called "Saturn Devouring His Son" and it's one of my favourite pieces ever. So I must have some taste, eh?

#98

Posted by: Brownian Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 11:42 AM

From the first time I learned about "Piss Christ," I thought that was the whole idea: That no matter how distatesful or disgusting one might think urine is, the torture and murder of a person is far, far worse; and that we are falsely disgusted by urine (and here, distracted by it) when we should focus our disgust on the apalling torture and murder, and we should condemn a religion that cherishes this murder as a Special Event to be contemplated with holy bliss. Eew.

I understood that to be the point as well, Quodlibet.

Perhaps next Serrano should dunk a golden calf in his own piss. I doubt more than fifty Christians world-wide would get it, but at least it would give the rest of us another reason to point and laugh.

#99

Posted by: Daz Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 11:42 AM

Labdude:

Surely the purpose of art is to get people thinking about, and discussing something. Seems to have worked a treat with you, eh?

#100

Posted by: Quodlibet Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 11:43 AM

@ #13:

At least they spared Duchamp's urinal.

Well, it, too, has been the subject of "interventions," having been urinated on or in more than once, and having been chipped by a hammer-wielding performance artist.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fountain_(Duchamp)

#101

Posted by: CuriousGuru Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 11:45 AM

A google user wrote:

PZ: Apparently we were at the UW at the same time. I ended up studying history, and wrote my BA thesis on a closely-related subject, under the head of the History Department. Do you want to explain exactly where my alleged "stupidities" lie?

Wow, you have a BA in history? You must be the least stupid person on the planet. Seriously. You all round subject knowledge is likely to be unparalleled anywhere in the English speaking world.

I bow to your expert knowledge on every subject.

Or if you don't want to answer the "stupidities," would you mind explaining the etymology? What is a "cracker apologist," exactly? I've only been to the South twice, and didn't pick up on that phrase in the short periods I was there.

I think that cleaned the rust of my iron E.

I just love how you have taken offence at a post that may, or may not, have been pointed at you and tried to defend with an appeal to your education as proof you arent stupid. Amazing.

You are my new hero.

#102

Posted by: Coleslaw Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 11:46 AM

PZ's cracker lacked a bit of compositional flair, but it qualifies as art. In fact, I'm pretty sure one could make an installation out of it that was pretty interesting provided the interface of the internet was not ignored.

Cildo Meireles made a pretty good piece of art out of communion wafers:

http://blantonmuseum.org/gallery/details/missaeo_missoes_how_to_build_cathedrals/

You can make the case that it's far more anti-Catholic than Serrano's work.

#103

Posted by: tomdunlap1 Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 11:52 AM

If something is art just because someone says it is, then the whole notion of "art" is devalued. How many times have you heard, "my kid could do that"? There are "artists" who created the Buddhist monoliths and the Mona Lisa and there are people who call themselves artists and who stick a crucifix in piss. I guess everyone is entitled to their own standards of what constitutes "art".

#104

Posted by: CuriousGuru Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 11:52 AM

Notice my crushing inability to properly nest blockquote tabs. It must be because I am neither a genius nor do I hold a BA in history.

Sorry everyone. I will try harder in future.

#105

Posted by: consciousness razor Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 11:55 AM

Labdude:

Had he named it anything but "Piss Christ", would it have gained so much attention? The work does not stand on its own.

So I guess that works for program music too, since it "does not stand on its own." Or do we need your esteemed opinion on each piece? Here's a wiki list of some more well-known pieces. Have fun storming the castle!

#106

Posted by: Michelle R Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 11:56 AM

Well, here's the good news! We can make reproductions!

Everyone drink a few glasses of water. We have work to do.

#107

Posted by: consciousness razor Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 11:58 AM

How many times have you heard, "my kid could do that"?

The same number of times I've said, "who fucking cares?"

#108

Posted by: SallyStrange, Spawn of Cthulhu Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 11:59 AM

I guess everyone is entitled to their own standards of what constitutes "art".

Indeed. Is there anything controversial about this? Everyone is also entitled to make something and call it art.

We are not, however, entitled to expect people to agree with our own personal standards of what constitutes art.

#109

Posted by: Brownian Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 12:03 PM

Wow, you have a BA in history? You must be the least stupid person on the planet. Seriously. You all round subject knowledge is likely to be unparalleled anywhere in the English speaking world.

I've encountered that attitude among history undergrads. One would think, after having solved all other mysteries of human experience by knowing more or less how the Mongol invasions went down, they'd set their sights on solving the problem of why other fields of study exist.

#110

Posted by: chigau (◦_◦) Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 12:04 PM

#90 googlemess

Nobody says what is or isn't "art" without risking being made a fool of.
I don't think it's a risk so much as it is inevitable.

#111

Posted by: Beatrice, anormalement indécente Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 12:04 PM

If something is art just because someone says it is, then the whole notion of "art" is devalued. How many times have you heard, "my kid could do that"? There are "artists" who created the Buddhist monoliths and the Mona Lisa and there are people who call themselves artists and who stick a crucifix in piss. I guess everyone is entitled to their own standards of what constitutes "art".
My opinion is that an artist can declare that his/her work is art, but it effectively becomes art when people see it and react to it. Even if they react in way of disgust or disagreement with the artist. The moment emotions are provoked, no matter good or bad - it's art. The other question is how long will it "survive" as art. Something that is going to be treasured for years to come will probably prove itself to be better than something that will be soon forgotten (like the kid's art from your example).
#112

Posted by: Freemage Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 12:05 PM

I'm... appalled by this. And I think the best parallel available was the Danish "Muhammed Cartoon" riots; both featured acts of violence by offended fundies, and both had defenders who blame the acts of violence on the artists, for being 'provocative'.

Piss Christ was the trigger for some of my biggest changes in world-view. I was a moderately devout teenager (Episcopalian--we were never more than "moderately" anything), and I heard reports about Piss Christ when it first went up. I thought it was offensive and disgraceful, and declared that it was a good argument for defunding the NEA, and so on and so forth. Almost all my information about the piece was from the news reports.

Several years later, I was dating an art student, and tagged along with her on a class field trip (her prof. was cool like that) to Chicago's Museum of Contemporary Art. I was surprised to discover that they were doing an installation of Serrano's work, including Piss Christ. As I walked through the gallery, I was stunned. Yes, the art was often grotesque--but it was challenging, too. The biggest challenge simply being, "If this object is so sacred, if the Crucifix is so pure, then is it debased by urine, or does it, in fact, make the urine 'clean', in a spiritual sense?"

It was a challenge to the faithful to recognize that no, they should not just assume that contact with the 'base' elements of the world would cause them to become impure. And the fact that no one had bothered to explain this interpretation, which was so obvious when viewed in context of the rest of his work, pissed me off (no pun intended). I'd been slandering the artist for years at that point, and the entire time I was wallowing in ignorance.

Shortly after that, I began rethinking my views on... well, almost everything. It was the major turning-point that led me to becoming the bleeding-heart liberal I am today.

#113

Posted by: Quodlibet Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 12:07 PM

Labdude @ #97

Post-modernistic thought is so entrenched in the notion that art must shock the viewer but that in itself does not constitute "Great Art", but merely the paradigm's view of what is art at one given moment in time that can fade away as quickly as a new shift in consciousness takes over.

That could apply to much of the art/music/theatre of the past 300 years. "Shock" value is nothing new - it's just that what has shocked some people over the past 200 years is standard practice now.

Gesualdo's or Marenzio's madrigals
Michelangelo's "Last Judgement"
Rodin's "The Kiss"
Beethoven's 9th Symphony
Mozart's "Marriage of Figaro"
Berg's "Lulu"
Peter Shaffer's "Equus"
D.H. Lawrence's "Lady Chatterly's Lover"
Georgia O'Keefe's flower paintings
Many performances by Diaghilev's Ballet Russes, especially the music for, and dances to, Debussy's "Prélude à l'après-midi d'un faune" and Stravinsky's "Rite of Spring"
etc

These works, which were considered shocking when they were introduced, are now standard in canon of human artistic achievement.

N.B.: Not all great art is shocking. Not all shocking art is great.

#114

Posted by: serendipitydawg Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 12:09 PM

If something is art just because someone says it is, then the whole notion of "art" is devalued

The definition of art is a black hole that will suck you in for all eternity!

A working definition:

Art: that which artists produce.

Artist: one who produces art.


I realised that this was somewhat true when I was working with an experimental musician some years ago. Most of what I was working with was converting the output from a PC that was processing the Mandelbrot set into audio tones into a form that could be fed into a ring modulator but the piece that I couldn't quite label art was the sound of wind through wires overlaid in various ways. The first one had a live performer alongside the computer, was rehearsed from a score and each time a particular section was rehearsed it sounded different (well, the performer did, the PC sounded the same as ever.) The second piece never varied, apart from ambience, so it falls into the same category as 4' 33" and its place as art is defined using the above "definition."

Tongue firmly in cheek: I don't know much about art but I know what I like. Tongue extracted.

#115

Posted by: https://www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawkUL-U9MUY8KYyNdOz0mVLJQIOQ81UEVm8 Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 12:11 PM

Tink: I'm not asking you to feel guilt for what the communists did; I'm responding to a specific, (IMO) myopic comment by Dr. Myers, and asking you to put the alleged barbarity of a few French Catholics into proper perspective.

No, the definition of atheism does not include either "critical thinking" or a "scientific mindset," any more than the definition of Scotsmen includes an inability to commit ignoble deeds. Nice try, though.

#116

Posted by: Brownian Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 12:11 PM

If something is art just because someone says it is, then the whole notion of "art" is devalued.

Really? Right here I have a snotted-up Kleenex™ I just sneezed into. I'm calling it...ART! If you've got any Dali lithographs, their value just dropped into the toilet. Ha-ha, fuck you, investors!

Also, I think I'm gonna marry another man, just to devalue all other marriages. Ha-ha, fuck you, Prince William and Kate Middleton!

(Yes, that's right; I will single-handedly bankrupt the entire art world AND the Royal Wedding commemorative kitch industries because I am just that out of fucks to give.)

#117

Posted by: Svetogorsk Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 12:16 PM

All this has reminded me vividly of a similar incident in a British art gallery a decade or so ago in which a statue was seriously vandalised - beheaded, in fact - by a protester.

But the reaction couldn't have been more different. In fact, a large number of people (in many cases precisely the same people who denounced the Taliban actions and who would almost certainly react the same way to the Piss Christ attack), applauded the gesture. One prominent critic (Brian Sewell) even argued that the beheading had resulted in a far superior work of art. You can see "before" and "after" images here, though the Sewell piece sadly doesn't seem to be available.

The primary reason for the vandal briefly becoming pretty close to a national hero was that the statue in question was of Margaret Thatcher, and it was truly ghastly - one of those monolithic, vaguely Stalinist effigies of a kind that Russia and its former satellites had spent the previous decade knocking down.

I freely admit to being one of the people who cheered on the vandal. On the other hand, I'm disturbed by the attack on Serrano's piece, and I'm not really sure why. Perhaps it's because I'm generally pretty indifferent to images of Jesus Christ (talk about over-saturation), and therefore have no problem defending Piss Christ as a legitimate work of art on principle, whereas I still have vivid memories of what Thatcher did to my native country and therefore instinctively regard any attempt at glorifying her as being artistically worthless. But is there really a difference?

#118

Posted by: Beatrice, anormalement indécente Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 12:17 PM

My opinion is that an artist can declare that his/her work is art, but it effectively becomes art when people see it and react to it.
This was stupid. I basically said that I could be hiding amazing pieces of art in my basement and unless someone but me saw them, they wouldn't be art. I didn't mean that one can't declare whatever the hell they want as art. I just wanted to say that their art will prove its worth when people react to it. No matter what kind of reaction it is. It seems like some people think that art are only "pretty" things, things pleasant to the eye. Ugly things can be art too, the goal of art is to provoke emotions. Piss Christ certainly was successful in provoking emotions.
#119

Posted by: https://www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawkUL-U9MUY8KYyNdOz0mVLJQIOQ81UEVm8 Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 12:26 PM

Curious Guru: Cheap sarcasm in lieu of an argument! How impressive is that?

Yes, I think my BA in Marxism, under the founding editor of the Slavic Review, does qualify me to say I have some idea of what I'm talking about when it comes to communism. But yes, I've moved on since then, and acquired more credentials. Do you have an actual, relevant point, or is it ad hom all the way down?

David

#120

Posted by: Algernon, elle sans chapeau Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 12:27 PM

Remove shock and what have you? No emotional response.

A lot. I have no shock at seeing the image. I was not raised in a the church and do not give a flying fuck about it. The image of Christ is just an image to me and it has no intrinsic cultural value to me. You have (aside from the play on "pistus") a modern example of piety and a critique on kitsch faith. Put it next to the Grünewald, which was meant to reach lepers by looking more like him. Who does our plastic Christ look like? Why is he so far from the shit and puss of the human condition these days when that morbid horror was once meant to be our connection with him?

You see, I can find a lot to think about in there. People who stop at shock and awe can't blame the things they look at for it. They are people who stop at shock at awe.

Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?


Had he named it anything but "Piss Christ", would it have gained so much attention?

Yeah, probably.

The work does not stand on its own.

Because the title is significant? I guess you hate 'Olympia' too.

Post-modernistic thought is so entrenched in the notion that art must shock the viewer but that in itself does not constitute "Great Art", but merely the paradigm's view of what is art at one given moment in time that can fade away as quickly as a new shift in consciousness takes over.

This isn't even a valid description of post modernism. Also, post-modernism is so pre-millennial.

For example, the wealthiest and most well-known artist in Europe in the 1860s was none other than Ernest Meissonier, a French Classicist painter. Even Delacroix himself predicted "Surely it is he who is most certain to survive!" Wait. Who? Even though Manet, Degas, Monet, Morisot all lived at the same time? No shit... the Eighteen Hundreds were wrong? That couldn't possibly happen today...

Art has always suited the buyers. Who defines high art? Those why buy. And should power change, what then? New art. Some people like to partake in the shaping of culture through different means: and in some circles the acquisition of the wunderkammer has never ended. To have what others don't, even if they don't because they can't stomach it: that's the stuff of kings and emperors.

And no, the 1800's were not wrong. They were wrong about what people in the future might care about. By that definition, you are more likely to be wrong since your argument concerns the future and mine only the present.

The future of art? It's all shit. Every painting ever made is shit. Holy shit.


Now as for the reasons behind the defacement, I can't condone them. Silly Catholics.
By the way... I'm fully aware that photography is a great skill. You must have mistakenly jumped to conclusions that since I don't like one photograph, I must hate all instances of photographic art. Don't beat yourself up over it.

Don't worry I won't. Your writing was unclear, and your post ill thought out. It's not surprising I misunderstood you.


Thinking may not be your strong suit either.

At least I didn't have to copy some one else's verbiage to make a point though.


#121

Posted by: Randomfactor Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 12:27 PM

Somewhere, Lazlo Toth is applauding these guys.

#122

Posted by: Algernon, elle sans chapeau Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 12:31 PM

I just wanted to say that their art will prove its worth when people react to it.

No, not really. This is only true if you mean its economic worth.

#123

Posted by: StevoR Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 12:33 PM

Well on the (slight) positive side there's the fact that it should be easy enough to replicate the work again or at least a version thereof - in fact I can imagine a whole art gallery full of different versions of PissChrist being produced each with their distinctive differences - we could have an installation exhibit where an actual crucifix in urine is displayed. That could be broken, tipped out, sniffed like a wine glass, whatever folks choose and continually replenished and made anew a smelly interactive idea-reality that cannot be permanently destroyed.

Plus some extreme Christians seem to be thinking the Piss Christ was done just to offend them. Yet if so, isn't this proof it worked effectively and thus marks its ultimate success? ;-)

Still, bloody stupid philistine vandals. :-(

*****

"I don't know much about art but I know what I like"
- "Pope" Johnny Cleese.

#124

Posted by: Algernon, elle sans chapeau Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 12:34 PM

By the way:

Le déjeuner sur l'herbe by Manet was shock art.

#125

Posted by: Victor Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 12:38 PM

These people are all anti-world ascetics, believing that all things bodily are evil, while at the same time believing that the human body was made in their god's image. And that is why they're so fraking confused all the time.

#126

Posted by: Brownian Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 12:38 PM

In all this discussion about what is and isn't art, I think it's helpful if we draw a few boundaries. For instance, whatever it is that is art (whether it be an auditory, visual, olfactory, gustatory, or haptic piece, a performance in which the audience is a part, or some combination of these elements) we know that video games aren't it.

(Somebody had to bring that one up.)

#127

Posted by: Algernon, elle sans chapeau Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 12:40 PM

Woohooo! I love you Brownian.

#128

Posted by: Beatrice, anormalement indécente Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 12:46 PM

No, not really. This is only true if you mean its economic worth.
No, I didn't mean the economic worth. I probably misused the word worth, but I was trying to answer the commenter who said that we could call anything art and that it devalues "real" art. I wanted to say that we can call anything art and the emotions that it provokes in people prove that it is art. Am I making any more sense now?

I could use my less than satisfactory English as an excuse, but the truth is I am really really bad at expressing myself. I also might be completely wrong on this particular topic. We'll see.

#129

Posted by: StevoR Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 12:47 PM

I think I recall reading somewhere that one of the things that made crucification such a horrific and humiliating death in the first place - and thus one reason why the Romans used it as a deterrent - was that the victims would publicly soil themselves before (and during / after as their bladders and bowel sphinecters inevitably loosened) they died.

It was literally an unclean stinking shameful way to die.

How many depictions of Christ on the Cross show that?

#130

Posted by: Algernon, elle sans chapeau Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 12:52 PM

Am I making any more sense now?

Yes. Thank you for the clarification actually.

#131

Posted by: Abdul Alhazred Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 12:53 PM

What is the difference between Moslems going berserk and violent over a Danish guy drawing a few cartoons and....xian death cultis going berserk and violent over a picture of jesus labeled Piss Jesus?

Nothing. None. Zero.

Really?

You might appreciate the difference if you personally knew some of the people who were killed by those Muslims.

I don't need to know the victims. They were human beings. As for Piss Christ -- It's just a photograph of some guy's piss.

You have really warped priorities if you can't appreciate that.

#132

Posted by: Algernon, elle sans chapeau Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 12:56 PM

I'm going to have to side with the argument that things are not people.

There's destroying objects and then destroying people.

Murder of human beings should not be compared to destroying objects.

#133

Posted by: Steve Fisher Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 12:58 PM

Why does the rise of all this religious fanaticism in the world these days remind me of Mrs. Carmody in Stephen King's The Mist?

#134

Posted by: Abdul Alhazred Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 1:03 PM

Hey wait a minute. I just realized.

The act of destroying that photograph -- let's call it piss-picture-gate -- was an instance of performance art.

#135

Posted by: frankenstein monster Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 1:03 PM

Provided a plastic statue in urine created as a little more than a fundie bait, can be counted as 'art' at all,
comparing it to the Buddhas of Bamiyan statues is a ridiculous hyperbole so overblown that you could comfortably hide several of them under it.

Of course, destroying other people's property is evil, regardless of its artistic value. And if there are crazy fundamentalist vandals out to destroy even the cheapest things they don't like, people should be concerned. Because, if left unopposed, those lunatics will inevitably start attacking more valuable targets all the way up to other people themselves.

But trying to whip up cheap outrage by making such ridiculously overblown comparisons, just makes you sound hysterical .

#136

Posted by: The Sailor Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 1:05 PM

Algernon @ 132, agreed, but don't forget the xians who murder doctors, bomb clinics, advocate genocide for gays ... &c.

#137

Posted by: Algernon, elle sans chapeau Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 1:06 PM

The act of destroying that photograph -- let's call it piss-picture-gate -- was an instance of performance art.

It might have been if they'd bought it first.

But this is just vandalism since it was some one else's property.

Nice try though.

People are certainly free to print out their own little copies of the work and slash them up. Might even be therapeutic for them.

#138

Posted by: casimir.fornalski Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 1:07 PM

It's important to note that this was not only a hostile act against the art work in question. It was also a hostile act against everyone else's right to view it. By destroying the public museum piece, they are also attacking the people who have freely chosen to see it, as well as the museum's right to freely put it on display.

If they had bought a postcard of Piss Christ in the gift shop, went home, and filmed themselves stabbing away at it with fundie-fervor, then it would be an act equivalent to PZ's cracker. Only it still wouldn't be exactly the same, since no atheist believes a reproduction of a work of art is part of the same work of art.

This was, by all definitions, an act of terrorism.

#139

Posted by: consciousness razor Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 1:11 PM

I'm going to have to side with the argument that things are not people.

I agree.

How about that? Abdul Alhazred got one thing right in this thread....

The act of destroying that photograph -- let's call it piss-picture-gate -- was an instance of performance art.

Sure, why not? Nobody has said performance art can't involve destroying others' property. The problem, as far as I can tell, is that someone's property was destroyed. Do you understand why that's a bad thing, or I need to draw you a picture?

#140

Posted by: The Sailor Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 1:19 PM

c.r., not to mention the assault on the guards.

#141

Posted by: davric Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 1:20 PM

… and this is the point at which we acknowledge that Christians are just as crazy as Muslims. Complaining about caricatures of Mohammed and smashing sculptures about Christ are just as stupid as each other.

Yes, I know about the death threats against Danish cartoonists, but Christians aren't exactly immune from such actions either (vide the murder of doctors who carry out abortions by Christians). If you were to do a body count, I don't think there'd be much to choose between Christians and Muslims in terms of mass murder.

#142

Posted by: Brownian Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 1:21 PM

The act of destroying that photograph -- let's call it piss-picture-gate -- was an instance of performance art.

Is not reading the thread wherein that very thing has already been said so you can consider yourself novel also an example of performance art?

Provided a plastic statue in urine created as a little more than a fundie bait, can be counted as 'art' at all,

I'm a former Catholic. I was an altar server at this church. We had no stained glass windows, but rather textured yellow ones. The light streaming in after a summer mass, when the church was quiet and contemplative is evoked perfectly in Piss Christ, and the message inherent in cheapening and commercialising Christian iconography (the shitty yellow windows were what? art? or a cheap emotional ploy on the part of the church's architects?) is just as spot on.

I've always thought of Piss Christ as absolutely beautiful (even when it came out in '87) when I was still serving masses, and I can tell you it's the religious evocation that does it for me.

Simply fundie bait? You're just fucking wrong.

#143

Posted by: Algernon, elle sans chapeau Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 1:24 PM

Nobody has said performance art can't involve destroying others' property.

Actually there was just an artist couple who was put in prison for overturning police cars during a performance.

It's art, it's just also illegal.

#144

Posted by: CJO Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 1:32 PM

Simply fundie bait? You're just fucking wrong

Yeah, he is, on the particulars, but also in general, as he condemns the work on the grounds of what it was "created as."

How do you know what it was "created as"? What knowledge do you have of Serrano's conceptualization of the work? What insights can you offer into the creative process generally? What's that? None?

Then fuck off. Don't like it? don't look at it. Museums and galleries are crowded with clueless know-it-alls as it is. I'd much prefer that those who obstinately refuse to make an effort to appreciate anything that takes them out of their comfort zone find other ways to spend their time.

#145

Posted by: 'Tis Himself, OM Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 1:35 PM

Googlemess:

Yes, I think my BA in Marxism, under the founding editor of the Slavic Review, does qualify me to say I have some idea of what I'm talking about when it comes to communism.

Wow, do you have a genuwhine bachelors of art in Marxism? That's really impressive. It must have taken you years and years of edumacation to get a BA. I'm sure I speak for everyone else here at Pharyngula that I'm really blown away by your academic achievement.

#146

Posted by: Chaos Cryptic Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 1:36 PM

Why does the rise of all this religious fanaticism in the world these days remind me of Mrs. Carmody in Stephen King's The Mist?
I know, right? Mrs. C is one of my favorites.
I love that people keep sneering that the only and entire purpose of Piss Christ is to shock/bait fundies when actually several different perspectives on its meaning have been raised throughout the thread, including - hey! the intentions of the artist himself, which clearly had nothing to do with "Great art denigrates religion!" I originally had a pretty low opinion of Piss Christ myself, but now I see that I've been ignorant. I guess my real question is: if you can't read and comprehend, what the fuck are you even doing here?
#147

Posted by: Andyo Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 1:38 PM

PZ #12

Try this: do a google image search for "piss christ". You will discover lots and lots of images of that one photo...and they're all different.
That's because they are photos of the photo, and most or all of them haven't been taken and processed in a calibrated system (which should include the application and monitor you're looking them on).
Piss Christ is a traditional, old-school photograph produced using chemicals and paper. It has unique properties that you can't just casually duplicate by running off another copy (which is not to say that another print wouldn't have any artistic value). There's actually a reason you can't just take a bunch of digital photographs and throw away all the canvas and paper physically stored in museums.
I agree. But it's not the same to take a picture of the picture, and have the original artist do another copy.
#148

Posted by: Synapse Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 1:44 PM

Well, we've had "Draw Mohammed" day.

Why not have "Piss Christ" day?

#149

Posted by: Chaos Cryptic Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 1:45 PM

Perhaps next Serrano should dunk a golden calf in his own piss. I doubt more than fifty Christians world-wide would get it, but at least it would give the rest of us another reason to point and laugh.
...Man, is there any way to email Serrano? I desperately want this to happen.
#150

Posted by: The Other Ian Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 1:46 PM

That work was a favorite of mine. I found it beautiful.

I think Serrano is serious in claiming that it's intended as a religious icon in the Catholic tradition, making this crime a work of ignorance as much as anything else.

A poem about Piss Christ.

If we did not know it was cow's blood and urine,

if we did not know that Serrano had for weeks
hoarded his urine in a plastic vat,
if we did not know the cross was gimcrack plastic,
we would assume it was too beautiful.
We would assume it was the resurrection,
glory, Christ transformed to light by light
because the blood and urine burn like a halo,
and light, as always, light makes it beautiful.

We are born between the urine and the feces,
Augustine says, and so was Christ, if there was a Christ,
skidding into this world as we do
on a tide of blood and urine. Blood, feces, urine—
what the fallen world is made of, and what we make.
He peed, ejaculated, shat, wept, bled—
bled under Pontius Pilate, and I assume
the mutilated god, the criminal,
humiliated god, voided himself
on the cross and the blood and urine smeared his legs
and he ascended bodily unto heaven,
and on the third day he rose into glory, which
is what we see here, the Piss Christ in glowing blood:
the whole irreducible point of the faith,
God thrown in human waste, submerged and shining.

We have grown used to beauty without horror.
We have grown used to useless beauty.

(Andrew Higgins, 2000)

#151

Posted by: Rutee, Shrieking Harpy of Dooooom Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 1:47 PM

What is the difference between Moslems going berserk and violent over a Danish guy drawing a few cartoons and....xian death cultis going berserk and violent over a picture of jesus labeled Piss Jesus?

Nothing. None. Zero.


Well, ther'es hte fact that the danish cartoonist was trying to mock muslims, a discriminated against minority within the society, and the christians were just made that someone didn't
#152

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 1:48 PM

It's performance art in the same way laser etching your name on the moon is. (Slacktavist readers will get it).

Actually, the lunar vandalizing may be less illegal since I'm not sure there are laws against celestial tagging.

#153

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 1:51 PM

This thread has led me to purpose a new definition of art

That which, upon discussion, exploration, interpretation etc, increases in value.

#154

Posted by: Rutee, Shrieking Harpy of Dooooom Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 1:53 PM

Well, also people who saw The Tick, Ing.

Also, that's correct, there's no law against using a giant laser to write your name on the moon.

Surprising no one, nobody A: has jurisdiction, or B: considers it a thing worth preventing.

#155

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 1:55 PM

@Rutee

However, actually firing such a laser would probably break quite a few health and safety laws.

#156

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:00 PM

Clearly the secret to success is to commit acts so outrageous and audacious no one has thought to make laws against them yet.

#157

Posted by: chigau (◦_◦) Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:00 PM

1987!
It's been around since 1987.
Why did these folks wait 24 years to destroy it?
Was standing up for god too inconvenient before now?

#158

Posted by: frankenstein monster Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:05 PM

I've always thought of Piss Christ as absolutely beautiful (even when it came out in '87) when I was still serving masses, and I can tell you it's the religious evocation that does it for me.

Of course. many people can and do idiosyncratically like something otherwise unambiguously ugly. Someone might be thrilled by a stain on the wall , someone might like the smell of dog poop, someone might consider a plastic statue in urine absolutely beautiful, perhaps because of a subconscious memory of the light streaming through yellow windows he saw when he was a child, or for similar completely private reasons. etc.
That way you could just declare everything to be 'art'. But the problem is, that if everything is art, the word 'art' loses every meaning.

#159

Posted by: azumahazuki Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:09 PM

Bleh, no big loss. This was tasteless and whatever point was trying to be made with it, well, it's nothing we haven't said here before.

PZ, come on, I can't believe you are seriously equating this piece of modern trolling masquerading as art with the Bamiyan Buddhas. This is low.

#160

Posted by: benjaminsa Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:10 PM

Completely agree with @Synapse's comment #148. What better way to respond than have reproductions of this art work turn up all around France?

You piss off these idiots, deter any future crimes and you get the art to be more widely seen than it would have ever been. Classic Streisand effect.

#161

Posted by: Amphiox, OM Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:11 PM

It was also a hostile act against everyone else's right to view it.

I heard about this on Maddow yesterday, and according to her, the French museum is going to respond to this by continuing to display the artworks mob-damaged as they are, for all to see.

If this is true, then I've got to say, this is an awesome response. Because this means the work of art has not been destroyed. So long as it is still regarded as a work of art and displayed as such, it's still art! And now it has even deeper and more profound meaning than it did before.

(Who said the French aren't awesome?)

#162

Posted by: Randomfactor Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:11 PM

Chigau, they were just cleaning up a few last things off the list before May 21. Since all the important things (feeding all the sick, clothing all the naked, and so on) to do had been accomplished years ago.

#163

Posted by: Andyo Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:12 PM

chigau #157

Why did these folks wait 24 years to destroy it?

It was a careful 24-year old plot that their parents concocted in order not to be caught themselves:
four people in sunglasses aged between 18 and 25 entered the exhibition

#164

Posted by: benjaminsa Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:13 PM

Completely agree with @Synapse's comment #148. What better way to respond than have reproductions of this art work turn up all around France?

You piss off these idiots, deter any future crimes and you get the art to be more widely seen than it would have ever been. Classic Streisand effect.

#165

Posted by: Ye Olde Blacksmith Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:15 PM

As an artist too, you must heed my opinion about what art is! HEED ME!

Wait, what? It takes more than simply declaring one has" insight into teh true" before anyone listens? Poopy. :-(

#166

Posted by: Algernon, elle sans chapeau Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:15 PM

No. If everything called art is art then it loses its role as a tool for an authoritarian claim to justfied dominance. Its meaning is only made richer. It's like a lover, fucking it is a part of da love.

#167

Posted by: Chaos Cryptic Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:18 PM

someone might consider a photograph of a plastic statue in urine absolutely beautiful
FTFY. A lot of things that are otherwise ugly or unremarkable can be rendered beautiful by a photographer, just as they can be by a painter.
#168

Posted by: Algernon, elle sans chapeau Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:22 PM

Amphiox: I agree completely. The best possible response to an attempt at intimidation.

#169

Posted by: Gus Snarp Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:22 PM

@amphiox

the French museum is going to respond to this by continuing to display the artworks mob-damaged as they are, for all to see.
If this is true, then I've got to say, this is an awesome response. Because this means the work of art has not been destroyed. So long as it is still regarded as a work of art and displayed as such, it's still art! And now it has even deeper and more profound meaning than it did before.

Excellent!

#170

Posted by: consciousness razor Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:22 PM

But the problem is, that if everything is art, the word 'art' loses every meaning.

But the problem is, that if everyone is fucking, the word 'fucking' loses every meaning.

#171

Posted by: CJO Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:23 PM

Bleh, no big loss.

First of all, there is more involved here than the object that was defaced. The episode involved mob violence and intimidation in the service of restricting expression and the public's right to view and appreciate, or not, others' expression.

This was tasteless and whatever point was trying to be made with it, well, it's nothing we haven't said here before.

That's your fucking pig-ignorant aesthetic judgment, and on its basis you condone fucking authoritarian terrorism and mob censorship?

PZ, come on, I can't believe you are seriously equating this piece of modern trolling masquerading as art with the Bamiyan Buddhas. This is low.

I see no such equation. I see a perfectly reasonable comparison between two acts of censorious, terroristic violence that culminated in the destruction of others' valued expressions. Your subjective perception of the seriousness or worth of the expressions involved is worth a great deal less than a jar of piss.

#172

Posted by: sandwiches19 Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:26 PM

Good riddance to that shitty so-called art. Can someone smash up Duchamps urinal next please.

#173

Posted by: frankenstein monster Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:26 PM

What insights can you offer into the creative process generally? What's that? None?

well, what about :
It makes fundies go bonkers, it is otherwise disgusting, cheap and aesthetically near worthless.

The author is a smart guy, so we can rule out lack of skill and insight. That rules out genuine intent to create something of artistic value. And also we can assume that the author was aware of the offensive nature of his creation unless we assume he lacked any information about the society he lives in.
That leaves fundie baiting as the most probable motive tho create this... well. this bucket full of naked chimp piss.

Then fuck off. Don't like it? don't look at it.

well, I didn't.

I'd much prefer that those who obstinately refuse to make an effort to appreciate anything that takes them out of their comfort zone find other ways to spend their time.

There goes the politeness. If I may suggest a better way for you to spend you time, bend over and go fuck yourself instead of making such baseless accusations :P

#174

Posted by: Andyo Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:29 PM

I think a piece of art with battle scars is way cooler than without them.

#175

Posted by: frankenstein monster Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:32 PM

But the problem is, that if everyone is fucking, the word 'fucking' loses every meaning.

Bzzzt... wrong. unless literally every action you make counts as 'fucking' too. Then, and only then the word 'fucking' really loses its meaning.

#176

Posted by: CJO Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:34 PM

Can someone smash up Duchamps urinal next please.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

#177

Posted by: frankenstein monster Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:35 PM

A lot of things that are otherwise ugly or unremarkable can be rendered beautiful by a photographer, just as they can be by a painter.

agree.but this one is not the case.

#178

Posted by: azumahazuki Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:37 PM

@172

Fair enough. I'm actually happy with the response by the displayers, which appears to be "exploit the Streisand Effect to the hilt." But I'd never think of making something like this in the first place.

#179

Posted by: Quodlibet Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:38 PM

Good riddance to that shitty so-called art. Can someone smash up Duchamps urinal next please.

So...if anyone doesn't care for any work of art, it's OK to smash it up? Who decides? You? Me? The person who walks into a museum with a knife, hammer, or can of spray paint? Would you feel the same if someone "smashed up" a work of art that you happen to like, but that the smasher thinks is "shitty"? Is that OK, too?

Last weekend I attended a concert that included a performance of Brahms' Piano Concerto No.1. This work had been widely criticized after its premier as being [paraphrasing you] "shitty so-called music." Should the manuscript and all copies have been destroyed, because some people, including contemporary music critics, did not care for it? It took several years for public taste and understanding to catch up to Brahms' innovative work. The concerto has had a lasting influence on concerto form, and is now a staple in the symphonic and piano literature. (Personally, I find it the least successful of all his symphonic works, but I did not storm on stage and demand that the performance be stopped. No one forced me to go to the concert hall!)(I went to hear Hindemith.)

FYI, "In December 2004, Duchamp's 'Fountain' [the urinal] was voted the most influential artwork of the 20th century by 500 selected British art world professionals."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fountain_(Duchamp)

#180

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:41 PM

Bleh, no big loss. This was tasteless and whatever point was trying to be made with it, well, it's nothing we haven't said here before.

PZ, come on, I can't believe you are seriously equating this piece of modern trolling masquerading as art with the Bamiyan Buddhas. This is low.

You've said stupid shit in the past but this breaks the humped ungulate's back.

You have demonstrated that your dedication to the rights of others extends only to what appeases you. In other words you lack any dedication to rights of others and are a selfish twit.

It makes fundies go bonkers, it is otherwise disgusting, cheap and aesthetically near worthless.

Laughable as this thread has demonstrated people DO have a reaction to the art beyond disgust. You are imposing your aesthetic values (ie pigheaded elitism) ala an authoritarian defender of culture.

The only barbarian is Serrano. The Catholics who damaged his poxy confection acted as defenders of civilization.

Nothing defends civilization like mob justice!

Btw. That art while it has some value I'd say is pure garbage. It's of historical value sure but the anatomy is awful, perspective is dismal, and is boring and static. By all merits of technical achievement it is a failure. Will you grant me the say freedom to burn that eyesore?

However, it has religious meaning and is therefore art.

#181

Posted by: Quodlibet Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:42 PM

#173:

Can someone smash up Duchamps urinal next please.


Please see info at #100, above.

#182

Posted by: Chaos Cryptic Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:44 PM

agree.but this one is not the case.
I get that you feel that way, but the fact that ugly things can be photographed beautifully makes it disingenuous to act like it's patently absurd to find this piece beautiful in its own right just because a jar of piss is involved.
#183

Posted by: CJO Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:45 PM

The Catholics who damaged his poxy confection acted as defenders of civilisation.

Civilization was under threat from a photograph? The way to defend civilization from static, two-dimensional chemical prints is to storm a public building in a mob, threaten the caretakers, and deface a valuable piece of property? Civilization is made safe by fucking mob rule? What would that word even mean, if so?

I'm not even going to ask; I think I know what the fuck is wrong with you.

#184

Posted by: The Sailor Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:46 PM

The only barbarian is Serrano. The Catholics who damaged his poxy confection acted as defenders of civilisation.
The RCC civilization of protecting pedophiles? The RCC insane death cult that tortured and murdered 100s of thousands for disagreeing with them? The insane RCC clown posse that forces women to bear babies that are the result of rape and incest?

That's civilization!?

You fuckers are sick, evil bastards. It's a photo you moron, don't look, problem solved.

#185

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:46 PM

I hate to Godwin it but...

The attitudes seen here "I don't like it so I cheer on the vandals" IS a big part of the festering endemic small mindedness that lets fascism take root. Really look at your selves, what you're saying is "rights are for the people in MY group, those that deviate from my values are fair game". Shame on you. Shame the fuck on you.

Not that you are fascists or all that jaz, chaps. But you're obliviously humming along with the drum beat.

#186

Posted by: consciousness razor Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:47 PM

The Catholics who damaged his poxy confection acted as defenders of civilisation.

Pilty, is that you?

Here's some art for you. I bet it will be a big hit with a lot of Catholics, if they're not too busy defending civilization.

#187

Posted by: Hieronymus The Troll Braintree Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:47 PM

PZ,

You're not really comparing the destructions of the Buddhas of Bamiyan to a destruction of "Piss Christ" as a sign of Christian intolerance, are you? Seriously?

Um, in the first place "Piss Christ" is a copy of a photograph. Easily replaced.

In the second place "Piss Christ" is a visual desecration of the holiest of holies in the Christian religion: Old J.H.C. Himself. That's deliberate, provocative desecration. I don't believe in that shit, but is it really so impossible for you to see why someone who does believe in that shit would be understandably provoked?

PZ, you're not just an asshole, you're something of a nut.

#188

Posted by: Rutee, Shrieking Harpy of Dooooom Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:48 PM

The only barbarian is Serrano. The Catholics who damaged his poxy confection acted as defenders of civilisation.
No, they didn't.

You can say all you want Piss Christ has no artistic value. It's actually completely orthogonal to this claim; The little catholic douchebags acted via brute physical force and deceit against an icon they didn't like. That isn't civilization; that is naked barbarity. Whether or not Piss Christ is a work of art makes no difference. By defacing something in the Louvre merely for disagreeing with its message, they attempt to counteract civilization

#189

Posted by: Chaos Cryptic Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:48 PM

consciousness razor, I love that image. I see that it's from SA, but what was the context in which that was produced? Was it a Photoshop Phriday, and if so, which one?

#190

Posted by: Quodlibet Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:49 PM

PZ, you're not just an asshole, you're something of a nut.

Are you confused about basic human anatomy?

====

I just finished a small bowl of popcorn. Is it time to make more?

#191

Posted by: btthegeek Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:51 PM

The only barbarian is Serrano. The Catholics who damaged his poxy confection acted as defenders of civilisation.

Yeah, because that whole defending civilization thing that the Catholic Church was doing went so well in the dark ages. BTW you must listen to me because I have a BA in history just like googlemess above, so that makes me super smart.

As an aside, I just had a fabulous idea for crucifix-shaped pregnancy tests. Maybe ones that play the song from The Omen if it's positive. Do you think hospitals associated with Catholic churches have little crosses emblazoned on their labels so every specimen jar is blessed? Hrm.

#192

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:51 PM

You're not really comparing the destructions of the Buddhas of Bamiyan to a destruction of "Piss Christ" as a sign of Christian intolerance, are you? Seriously?

Um, in the first place "Piss Christ" is a copy of a photograph. Easily replaced.

In the second place "Piss Christ" is a visual desecration of the holiest of holies in the Christian religion: Old J.H.C. Himself. That's deliberate, provocative desecration. I don't believe in that shit, but is it really so impossible for you to see why someone who does believe in that shit would be understandably provoked?

PZ, you're not just an asshole, you're something of a nut.

You're rate of errency is staggering.

a) Violent censorship==topic keep up
b) Your values do not allow violent censorship because you don't like it
c) People DID like the art piece...it had value beyond shock
d) IT WAS FUCKING INTOLERANCE THEY DIDN'T LIKE IT SO THEY DESTROYED IT UNDER THREAT OF VIOLENCE
e) You don't fucking understand photography
f)

In the second place "Piss Christ" is a visual desecration of the holiest of holies in the Christian religion: Old J.H.C. Himself. That's deliberate, provocative desecration. I don't believe in that shit, but is it really so impossible for you to see why someone who does believe in that shit would be understandably provoked?
Yes and "boofuckinghoo". Again. Do I have the right to destroy Anne Coulter's books in the book store because she puts blatantly slanderous titles and calls for liberals to be executed?
g
PZ, you're not just an asshole, you're something of a nut.
HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OUT AGAINST THOSE VIOLENT ICONOCLASTS!

RIGHTS ARE NOT TO BE REVOKED BECAUSE "I DON'T LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE IT"

Fuckers

#193

Posted by: CJO Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:52 PM

agree.but this one is not the case.

So says... you, the clueless know-it-all self-appointed art expert.

Anyway, who said the only or even the primary function of art is to "render [something] beautiful" in the first place? I get that clueless know-it-alls don't like the work (a point in its favor, from my point of view). What I missed is where individuals' aesthetic judgments justify violence.

#194

Posted by: Chaos Cryptic Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:52 PM

you're not just an asshole, you're something of a nut.
- Hieronymous Braintree, describing himself. The trolls really can be quite apt. Oh, and consciousness razor, I found it. THANK YOU. I love all of them.
#195

Posted by: azumahazuki Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:54 PM

@182

I never thought I'd say this to you, Ing, but get bent. I disagree with what was done; it's an assault on expression and artistic freedom, and shows a worrying (but very, VERY deep-rooted) tendency to mob "justice."

At the same time, though, what the fuck was the artist trying to do with this but generate controversy? I could see creating this to do that deliberately, and have had similar ideas, but is it worth it? It's a troll, pure and simple. If this is some giant Xanatos Gambit, I can get behind it, but wow does he play the long game...

This thing is nothing like the Bamiyan Buddhas. The destruction of those status was done with a deliberate intention to rewrite history, and furthermore those statues had stood there for centuries. The original artists are gone. And perhaps most germane to this conversation, none of the artists created them to be a troll. It was FOR something they believed, not AGAINST something they didn't

#196

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:55 PM

You know what. Everyone who disagreed with PZ should be banned from the blog. In the dungeon with you all, you don't get to voice your opinion, we don't like it. You have no right to just come in here and be provocative and incite the anger of PZ.

What's that? Doesn't sound fair to you?

GET THE POINT?!

#197

Posted by: Beatrice, anormalement indécente Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:56 PM

I just finished a small bowl of popcorn. Is it time to make more?
Looking at the number of distinguished art critics pouring in, I would say yes.

Question for said art critics: If everyone destroyed any and all art they didn't like, do you think there would be any pieces of art left?

#198

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:57 PM

At the same time, though, what the fuck was the artist trying to do with this but generate controversy? I could see creating this to do that deliberately, and have had similar ideas, but is it worth it? It's a troll, pure and simple. If this is some giant Xanatos Gambit, I can get behind it, but wow does he play the long game...

This thing is nothing like the Bamiyan Buddhas. The destruction of those status was done with a deliberate intention to rewrite history, and furthermore those statues had stood there for centuries. The original artists are gone. And perhaps most germane to this conversation, none of the artists created them to be a troll. It was FOR something they believed, not AGAINST something they didn't

Read some of the posts. Also who the fuck says that controversy cannot be a goal in of itself, if it gets people to think.

Tell me, are you in favor of when George Carlin got slapped down for his comedy routine? He was intentionally controversial and proactive, he pointed out the words they didn't want aired over radio/TV and out right said them: JUST BECAUSE HE COULD!!!!!

#199

Posted by: frankenstein monster Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:57 PM

I get that you feel that way, but the fact that ugly things can be photographed beautifully makes it disingenuous to act like it's patently absurd to find this piece beautiful in its own right just because a jar of piss is involved.

Stop twisting my words. I agree that a skilled photographer can turn an otherwise ugly thing into a beautiful photograph, if he wants. But unless the spell really works, the photo shows just the plain ugly thing with no value added. And the pissing christ is just the case. a plastic cross submerged in a bucket full of piss and that's it.

#200

Posted by: Quodlibet Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:57 PM

If everyone destroyed any and all art they didn't like, do you think there would be any pieces of art left?

Or anything.

#201

Posted by: legistech Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:59 PM


The gallery's director, Eric Mezil, said he would keep the exhibition open to the public with the destroyed work on show ''so people can see what barbarians can do''.

Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/world/serrano-piss-christ-slashed-20110419-1dnd6.html#ixzz1Jzs7RZOf

That really is awesome...

#202

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 2:59 PM

I never thought I'd say this to you, Ing, but get bent. I disagree with what was done; it's an assault ...

At the same time, though...

...what did you think would happen going out dressed like that!?

Stop twisting my words. I agree that a skilled photographer can turn an otherwise ugly thing into a beautiful photograph, if he wants. But unless the spell really works, the photo shows just the plain ugly thing with no value added. And the pissing christ is just the case. a plastic cross submerged in a bucket full of piss and that's it.

Translation: DAMN IT you may be right but My aesthetic values are INFALLIBLE!!!

#203

Posted by: consciousness razor Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:00 PM

consciousness razor, I love that image. I see that it's from SA, but what was the context in which that was produced? Was it a Photoshop Phriday, and if so, which one?

Yes, it's from this one. There have been some others featuring Kinkade parodies, here and here. You haven't been warned.

#204

Posted by: CJO Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:01 PM

unless the spell really works

What is this, Art History at Hogwart's? What did you get in 3rd year Potions?

#205

Posted by: Quodlibet Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:01 PM

Sorry, beatrice, at #202 I meant to credit your comment at #199.

#206

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:01 PM

Oh here's another one

The Divine Comedy...big part of it was written because Dante was pissed the fuck off at some important people so he wrote them into hell in horrible humiliating ways. And it's a classic.


Spider Jerusalem: Being A Bastard Works

#207

Posted by: azumahazuki Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:03 PM

Controversy can be a goal in itself. Point taken. But controversial things deliberately put themselves in the line of fire like this.

No one should be surprised (though outrage is fine) that this happened. It's mostly the comparison with the Bamiyan statues that got my goat, since among other things I spent a semester studying those. There is no equivalence here. The medium is not the message.

I am a philistine, it's true. Ha ha, lookit that, let's all laugh at the stupid dyke who can't appreciate a tank of stale urine with a cross in it. Classy, guys.

#208

Posted by: Algernon, elle sans chapeau Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:03 PM

At the same time, though, what the fuck was the artist trying to do with this but generate controversy?

Yeah, he was asking for it.

We should totally censor ourselves because we can just expect religious thugs to oppress us otherwise as opposed to... uh...

oh yeah.

Also, atheists should shut up. If you didn't piss off religion so much no one would care if you didn't *really* believe it so long as you said you did and paid them the money they deserve.


Oh and queers: back in the motherfucking closet. No one really cares what you do so long as you do it in sordid back alleys and no one ever has to know (if they do, they'll destroy you).

Now see, that makes sense?

No one should ever provoke assault and then there wouldn't be any!

#209

Posted by: frankenstein monster Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:04 PM

Translation: DAMN IT you may be right but My aesthetic values are INFALLIBLE!!!

What one should do if the other side complains that you put b/s in his mouth ?
Put some more b/s in his mouth !

#210

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:05 PM

Controversy can be a goal in itself. Point taken. But controversial things deliberately put themselves in the line of fire like this.

No one should be surprised (though outrage is fine) that this happened. It's mostly the comparison with the Bamiyan statues that got my goat, since among other things I spent a semester studying those. There is no equivalence here. The medium is not the message.

I am a philistine, it's true. Ha ha, lookit that, let's all laugh at the stupid dyke who can't appreciate a tank of stale urine with a cross in it. Classy, guys.

I don't give a shit if you LIKE it. I'm pissed because you're doing the same "oh well don't be surprised if blank does blank...they're only fucking idiotic ogres anyway".


Explain to me how that is at all different from "I'm not defending rape but you shouldn't be surprised when you wear a tube top walking in Central Park at night"

#211

Posted by: Chaos Cryptic Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:07 PM

many people can and do idiosyncratically like something otherwise unambiguously ugly. Someone might be thrilled by a stain on the wall , someone might like the smell of dog poop, someone might consider a plastic statue in urine absolutely beautiful
No twisting here.
I am a philistine, it's true. Ha ha, lookit that, let's all laugh at the stupid dyke who can't appreciate a tank of stale urine with a cross in it. Classy, guys.
This, on the other hand: utter misrepresentation.
#212

Posted by: Dhorvath, OM Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:07 PM

What did you get in 3rd year Potions?
A rash. ___

I find it distressing that anybody should be so thin skinned that an inanimate object pushes them into destructive acts. The only redeeming thing I can think of about this is now that art has some real physical history as well as its original production. I treasure my scars, maybe some day people will treasure these as well.

#213

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:07 PM

What one should do if the other side complains that you put b/s in his mouth ? Put some more b/s in his mouth !

When you stop spewing BS out of your mouth I'll stop shoving it back in.

#214

Posted by: Brownian Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:10 PM

Stop twisting my words.

Why? That's the best chance they'll ever have of being art.

#215

Posted by: azumahazuki Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:10 PM

@212

HOW are they in any way equivalent?! Is any woman's body being violated by this act of vandalism? Can the photograph feel pain?

I am more or less on your side here. I just think the only reason for making something like this is a deliberate troll. The other possible motivations are completely obscure to me.

Was he trying to make this happen? If that's the case, hasn't his work succeeded masterfully? Sometimes destruction of a single item to release something into the collective consciousness IS the point. Maybe the artist was banking on someone doing this.

#216

Posted by: frankenstein monster Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:11 PM

What is this, Art History at Hogwart's?

Well. If someone thinks that 'metaphor' is a charm, like you apparently do, then it may well be the case :)

#217

Posted by: Hieronymus The Troll Braintree Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:12 PM

I've been reading through this thread after commenting and I can't believe the level of outright Orwellian denial.

"Piss Christ" not a a sacrilegious work just because the photographer says so? Wow. You guys really are nuts. I mean, you'll buy any brand of bullshit so long as it conforms to your prejudices, won't you?

Pissing on someone is considered worldwide to be among the most insulting, degrading things one can do to another, which, among some mutually consenting adults is the very thing that makes it hot.

Dunking someone in piss has got to be at least if not more insulting. Dunking and photographing the holiest figure in all of Christianity is a direct, insulting provocation and PZ and his supporters are ridiculously pretending that it isn't so.

Seriously, there's something wrong with you people. You're exactly the kind of assholes who drive people into the arms of Republicans.

You know what I'd like to do? I'd like to go to Minnesota, find PZ Myers' wife and piss on her. Then when he wants to punch me out, I'll tell him he doesn't appreciate art.

#218

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:12 PM

Was he trying to make this happen? If that's the case, hasn't his work succeeded masterfully? Sometimes destruction of a single item to release something into the collective consciousness IS the point. Maybe the artist was banking on someone doing this.

I'll repeat until you get the point. "Isn't walking around being so blatantly flamboyantly gay just asking to be beaten? What did you expect to happen!?"

Maybe you should read what the artist fucking said. It was religious in nature and he sees it as a Catholic piece.

#219

Posted by: chigau (◦_◦) Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:13 PM

We're posting links to ART?

http://stores.ebay.com/Black-Velvet-Paintings

http://www.keane-eyes.com/

#220

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:15 PM

Dunking someone in piss has got to be at least if not more insulting. Dunking and photographing the holiest figure in all of Christianity is a direct, insulting provocation and PZ and his supporters are ridiculously pretending that it isn't so.

Seriously, there's something wrong with you people. You're exactly the kind of assholes who drive people into the arms of Republicans.

You know what I'd like to do? I'd like to go to Minnesota, find PZ Myers' wife and piss on her. Then when he wants to punch me out, I'll tell him he doesn't appreciate art.

1)I don't give a shit who the art offends (Draw Mohamed Day)

2)Pissing on a picture would be art.

3) People who go into the arms of Republicans like that are clearly too stupid to form their own thoughts and would have been led away by a shiny object anyway/

#221

Posted by: btthegeek Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:15 PM

I am a philistine, it's true. Ha ha, lookit that, let's all laugh at the stupid dyke who can't appreciate a tank of stale urine with a cross in it. Classy, guys.

That's not what's being said, so stop making shit up. I'll agree with you that I don't appreciate it either. In my opinion, it's ugly, disgusting, rank and vile, and has every right to be afforded the same degree of protection as every other controversial and provoking piece of art. Art is subjective; the value of protecting art, and the rights of the artists who make it, is not.

#222

Posted by: Rutee, Shrieking Harpy of Dooooom Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:16 PM

No one should be surprised (though outrage is fine) that this happened.
I'm surprised sufficient Catholics got together in Paris, but I'm not surprised they might have wanted to do this.

Got a point? They're still not supposed to do it. Blame rests with the barbarians.

It's mostly the comparison with the Bamiyan statues that got my goat, since among other things I spent a semester studying those. There is no equivalence here.
Because you say so? Or because the photograph can be replaced? And who cares if the photograph could be replaced? You really think they'd stop just because it's the original work? Wasn't therea case of some Christians destroying an artwork earlier last year that was the original work?
The medium is not the message.
What the hell is the point of this addition *Spockbrow*

A crucifix in piss isn't a genre that has tis own innate message, it's only through the work itself that we can mine some meaning.

#223

Posted by: Chaos Cryptic Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:16 PM

"Piss Christ" not a a sacrilegious work just because the photographer says so? Wow. You guys really are nuts. I mean, you'll buy any brand of bullshit so long as it conforms to your prejudices, won't you?
Sister Wendy Beckett, an art critic and Catholic nun, stated in a television interview with Bill Moyers that she regarded the work as not blasphemous but a statement on "what we have done to Christ": that is, the way contemporary society has come to regard Christ and the values he represents
From Wikipedia... Yeah, those fuckin' nuns and their adherence to atheistic prejudices... Wait, what?
#224

Posted by: Dhorvath, OM Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:16 PM

Heironymous,
How likely is it that someone who you pissed on would complain? This was a kitsch piece of plastic, arguably insulting to any Jesus who might have lived by it's very existence, that was 'disrespected' whatever that means to a piece of plastic. Who is playing odd games with poor analogies now?

#225

Posted by: azumahazuki Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:17 PM

@220

Do NOT play the "beaten for being gay" card with me. Do not. Talk about a tin ear...

Fuck it, I give up. Obviously it's True Art, and True Art Is Incomprehensible (TM) so I haven't got the brains to appreciate it.

#226

Posted by: The Sailor Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:18 PM

Maybe the artist was banking on someone doing this. Yes, he created it in 1987 just waiting for the day when some religious whack jobs* in France would storm the museum, assault the guards and destroy his work. You sound insane.


*that description was provided by the Department of Redundancy Department.

#227

Posted by: frankenstein monster Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:18 PM

Why? That's the best chance they'll ever have of being art.

But I don't want my words to be 'art', so stop vandalizing them by trying to turn them into art :)

#228

Posted by: Beatrice, anormalement indécente Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:18 PM

Pissing on someone is considered worldwide to be among the most insulting, degrading things one can do to another, which, among some mutually consenting adults is the very thing that makes it hot.
It's not a fucking someone! It's a plastic figurine! If you don't see a difference between a person and a depiction of a person, you're the one with the problem.
#229

Posted by: CJO Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:19 PM

Dunking and photographing the holiest figure in all of Christianity is a direct, insulting provocation and PZ and his supporters are ridiculously pretending that it isn't so.

I'm not pretending anything. I support direct, insulting (non-violent) provocation of authoritarian kooks like you.

You know what I'd like to do? I'd like to go to Minnesota, find PZ Myers' wife and piss on her.

So a plastic crucifix is due the same protections as a person whose spouse holds ideas diffreent from your own? Something is very wrong with you.

#230

Posted by: btthegeek Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:20 PM

You know what I'd like to do? I'd like to go to Minnesota, find PZ Myers' wife and piss on her. Then when he wants to punch me out, I'll tell him he doesn't appreciate art.

Do you seriously not know the difference between dunking a piece of plastic in a jar of piss from assaulting someone in the name of your offended sensibilities? Pearls and fainting couch, STAT!!!

#231

Posted by: Midnight Rambler Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:20 PM

I'm surprised no one has mentioned the one good part of the Guardian article:

This article was amended on 19 April 2011. The original referred to the Senator Jesse Helms as Jesse James. This has been corrected.

#232

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:21 PM

Do NOT play the "beaten for being gay" card with me. Do not. Talk about a tin ear...

Fuck it, I give up. Obviously it's True Art, and True Art Is Incomprehensible (TM) so I haven't got the brains to appreciate it.

Don't play the "destroyed for being contraversial" with me.

Of course you don't get the point. It was never that you have to fucking like it. It was for you to learn to respect the fucking rights of someone and realize "THEY WERE ASKING FOR IT" Is never an excuse.

You clearly see that when it comes to you, but not to people you don't like.

Hey, look...I'm being 'provocative' and even insulting to try to get a point across. You going to dismiss and minimize if someone burns down my house now?

#233

Posted by: Brownian Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:22 PM

I am more or less on your side here. I just think the only reason for making something like this is a deliberate troll. The other possible motivations are completely obscure to me.

How about "the crass commercialization of religious iconography to the point where a representation of the Creator of the Universe's personification on Earth can be bought in cheap plastic from a factory in China for $1.99 has so destroyed the possibility of reverence for such an object that I actually add value to it by dunking it in a vat of my own urine that I've been saving for weeks and then photographing it under exquisite lighting"?

In this case, the medium is the message.

#234

Posted by: Quodlibet Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:22 PM

"Obviously it's True Art"

The point has nothing to do with whether this is Great Art or Shitty Art or Not Art. The point is that no one has the right to deface, destroy, or limit access to the work simply because they believe it to be ugly, or offensive, or sacreligious, or whatever.

It's really quite simple. What's so difficult to understand?

Its merits as a work of art, and its function as commentary on religion, or Christ, or anything else, is tangential. Those are interesting and valuable discussions, but they are not the Main Points of the story.

Sheesh.

#235

Posted by: azumahazuki Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:23 PM

Dammit, Ing.

I never said this was excusable. I said it was basically inevitable. That, and it's nothing like the Bamiyan statues. More than anything, THAT comparison is what got me annoyed.

#236

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:25 PM

I never said this was excusable. I said it was basically inevitable. That, and it's nothing like the Bamiyan statues. More than anything, THAT comparison is what got me annoyed.


Yes, like it's inevitable that if you walk around East Texas with a "I AM GAY" shirt you will get beaten up.

Do you get at all why it's fucking annoying to bring up that non-argument?

Or more appropriately do you see how, though inexcusable, me calling you a stupid piece of shit is inevitable given your previous statement?

#237

Posted by: consciousness razor Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:26 PM

Yeah, those fuckin' nuns and their adherence to atheistic prejudices... Wait, what?

Totally. I mean, just look at them, so sweet and innocent.

#238

Posted by: Rutee, Shrieking Harpy of Dooooom Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:26 PM

Do NOT play the "beaten for being gay" card with me. Do not. Talk about a tin ear...

...Why are you calling it a 'card'? Are you attempting to trivialize an experience you know can happen to you?

Use the rape one, if you prefer.

Fuck it, I give up. Obviously it's True Art, and True Art Is Incomprehensible (TM) so I haven't got the brains to appreciate it.
It was clearly explained. By both posters here and a nun, quoted from Wikipedia. There are clear meanings that can be deriven.
#239

Posted by: frankenstein monster Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:27 PM

When you stop spewing BS out of your mouth I'll stop shoving it back in.

Apparently the pot calling the kettle black counts in your circles as art too.

#240

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:27 PM

That, and it's nothing like the Bamiyan statues. More than anything, THAT comparison is what got me annoyed.

Oh bullshit. The Bamiyans were destroyed because they were religiously offensive to the Psycho Muslims.

#241

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:30 PM

@Rutee

I'm not trying to trivialize rape or violence...I'm trying to demonstrate that that same logic of rape/queer bashing apology is being used here.

"They deserved it!" is bullshit and is bullshit for the same reason it is for any other atrocious act it's used to minimize. And we've been well over HOW it minimizes the act.

#242

Posted by: Chaos Cryptic Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:30 PM

Apparently the pot calling the kettle black counts in your circles as art too.
I want you to look seriously at what your attempts at arguing in this thread have been reduced to: vaguely coherent comebacks that wouldn't be out of place during recess at an elementary school. Do you really want to keep posting under these conditions?
#243

Posted by: Brownian Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:30 PM

Dunking and photographing the holiest figure in all of Christianity is a direct, insulting provocation and PZ and his supporters are ridiculously pretending that it isn't so.

Who? The holiest figure in all of Christianity who famously said "turn the other cheek" and "forgive them Father, for they know not what they do"?

Every fucking Christian alive today is a living affront to Jesus, you fucking dolt, and if Christians really revered him like they demand everybody else pretend that they do, they'd say "point taken" and shut their fucking mouths.

I'd like to punch you in the throat because you're a goddamn affront to thinking Hieronymous, but I don't, because that would be downright Christian of me. (Or Muslim. Yes, can't forget the brown menace that makes it possible for Christians everywhere to act like as murderous thugs and then say, "Hey, at least we're not them.")

#244

Posted by: Hieronymus The Troll Braintree Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:32 PM

Posted by: Classical Cipher | April 19, 2011 2:52 PM you're not just an asshole, you're something of a nut. - Hieronymous Braintree, describing himself. The trolls really can be quite apt. Oh, and consciousness razor, I found it. THANK YOU. I love all of them.

Dear Classical Cipher,

I went through the trouble of making a fact-based argument and this is the best you can do? Really?
What a witless fucktard you are. You can't even make up your own insult; that's what a witless fucktard you are.

So, let me ask you a question, which I have no doubt you'll be unable to answer intelligently because there is no good intelligent answer and because you're so obviously lacking in intelligence yourself: Is not dunking an icon of Christ and inherently insulting and sacrilegious act to Christians and therefore an obvious act of provocation?

Deal with that, you insipid little sparrow fart.

#245

Posted by: charlystone Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:35 PM

I am not suprised by this at the least. What disgusts me the most is the fact, that ca. one year ago it was an atheist, who told me that desecration of a cracker is indeed on the same level as destruction of Budhas of Bamyian. I ended the conversation after he esentially said that murder differs from slander only in degree, because the "perceived pain" of those slandered is just as real as the pain of those who lost loved ones due to murder. I have seen no point in contiuing debate with someone whom I perceive as raving lunatic.

Because really, how much lower can you intelectually sink, if you put destruction of unique physical object of art on the same level as disrecpecting mass produced piece of bread? I get it, when catholics think this, but when I hear the same from atheists, it makes me think. Perhaps there is some brain damage involved in both cases...

#246

Posted by: Chaos Cryptic Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:37 PM

Is not dunking an icon of Christ and inherently insulting and sacrilegious act to Christians and therefore an obvious act of provocation?
Well gee, I'm not really a Christian so I don't actually give a fuck, but maybe you could ask Sister Wendy Beckett.
#247

Posted by: Markita Lynda: Healthcare is a damn right Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:39 PM

This fits in nicely with the burning of library books by polygynous Mormons who want to keep their victims sheep members from finding out about the real world.

We don't even know what the fluid really is: it could be something more stable than urine, like an artful mixture of yellow and orange Gatorade or coloured rubbing alcohol.

The secondary lesson of the piece could be, "Look at you getting all upset when this is really sterile alcohol or coloured holy water."

It's all in the interpretation, too--if the artist had spun an apologetic tale about how human sinfulness grieved and demeaned Christ, a urine-soaked crucifix might be accepted by the religious as deeply symbolic of Christ in our world. Would it be disrespectful to soak a cross in rum to symbolize West Indian slavery and the church's intoxication with worldly power? blood? priestly semen? Gold dust?

#248

Posted by: frankenstein monster Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:41 PM

Apparently the pot calling the kettle black counts in your circles as art too.

I want you to look seriously at what your attempts at arguing in this thread have been reduced to: vaguely coherent comebacks that wouldn't be out of place during recess at an elementary school. Do you really want to keep posting under these conditions?

Well. Thank you for a succinct demonstration of my point.

#249

Posted by: consciousness razor Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:42 PM

Brownian, way back at #94:

Should I still feel guilty about the priest fighting ring Michael Vick and I have been running in select basements?

No, you can say it was "an obvious act of provocation" when the Catholics went batshit crazy over a fucking picture. All your sins will be washed away.

#250

Posted by: Hieronymus The Troll Braintree Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:44 PM

Classical Cipher @ 248

Well, I predicted you couldn't come up with an intelligent answer and you proved me right.

You're not just an insipid little sparrow fart; you're a pathetic insipid little sparrow fart.

LOL!

#251

Posted by: CJO Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:45 PM

Is not dunking an icon of Christ and inherently insulting and sacrilegious act to Christians and therefore an obvious act of provocation?

If it were, so the fuck what?

#252

Posted by: Chaos Cryptic Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:48 PM

Yep. The fact that a Christian woman (a nun, no less), far from being provoked and offended by the image, believes it to be a statement in favor of Christ... just proves you right that it's inherently disrespectful and offensive to Christians. Keep flailing, dearie.

#253

Posted by: timgueguen Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:49 PM

So, who gets to decide what is art? Who should be appointed World's Official Decider of What Is Art? I'm more than willing to take the job, but I suspect several posters to this thread will be upset at my liberal outlook on the question.

#254

Posted by: Dhorvath, OM Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:50 PM

Heironymous,
Provocative isn't license to misbehave. You don't see alleric people destroying florist shops, they just avoid them.

#255

Posted by: Hieronymus The Troll Braintree Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:51 PM

CJO @ 253

I really have to explain this to you when I've already explained it?

Jeepers. Ah, well. Here goes:

PZ Myers is making a clearly false comparison. A statue of Buddha does not directly insult Muslims. Also, the statues were beautiful and definitely a magnificent piece of ancient art.

Piss Christ, OTOH, is a deliberate, sacrilegious insult to Christians because peeing on someone is universally considered a gross insult; that is, a provocation. Therefore, the two situations are not at all comparable.

See the distinction?

Read your Orwell.

#256

Posted by: Rutee, Shrieking Harpy of Dooooom Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:51 PM

I'm not trying to trivialize rape or violence...I'm trying to demonstrate that that same logic of rape/queer bashing apology is being used here.
I'm not talking to you. You're not calling it a card.

Though that might just be me overworrying anyway.

#257

Posted by: Dhorvath, OM Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:54 PM

A statue of Buddha does not directly insult Muslims.
No? That Allah guy is pretty jealous.
#258

Posted by: Hieronymus The Troll Braintree Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:57 PM

Dear Classical Cipher,

If a nun can believe she's married to Christ a nun can believe any imbecility. Perhaps you should become a nun.

Is not peeing on someone considered an insult? Answer the fucking question, you pathetic little asshole.

#259

Posted by: Brownian Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 3:58 PM

Well gee, I'm not really a Christian so I don't actually give a fuck, but maybe you could ask Sister Wendy Beckett.

Or, you could ask Serrano himself. He was Catholic.

See, the problem with imbuing icons with sacred meaning is that you leave them open for desecration. If you're proudly part of some idolator's cults it's no big deal. Make all the Golden Calves you want. Unfortunately, when the object behind the representation explicitly forbids you to be an idolator, you're kind of up shit creek if somebody fucks with it. Who are you going to complain to? YHWH?

"Jesus, Serrano peed on a piece of plastic I was worshiping as if it were you. Smite him! Smite him mightily...And then give me some money so I can create more tawdry representations of you that I can worship as if they were you. Because, dammit: praying to you is not enough. I need a fucking statue like the pagans have to do it up properly."

Zen Buddhism is replete with stories of alms bowls and sacred sutras being passed down from master to student in grand ceremonies, only to have the student promptly burn them. When the master shrieked about it, the student would calmly explain how they were just symbols, and that revering them was pretty much like giving Buddhism itself the finger.

In either case, making a stink about it is hypocritical, and more sacrilegious than any dunking.

#260

Posted by: Chaos Cryptic Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:00 PM

If a nun can believe she's married to Christ a nun can believe any imbecility. Perhaps you should become a nun.
Oh, so the actual responses of actual Christians are somehow completely detached from whether it's an "inherently insulting and sacrilegious act to Christians and therefore an obvious act of provocation." Keep digging. Whom, exactly, did Serrano pee on?
#261

Posted by: frankenstein monster Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:00 PM

No? That Allah guy is pretty jealous.

a statue per se does not universally count as an insult to someone, in fact, the opposite is the case.

But, as hieronymus said, peeing on someone is unambiguously an insult.

#262

Posted by: consciousness razor Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:02 PM

because peeing on someone is universally considered a gross insult

Unless they've got a jellyfish sting or athlete's foot.

Otherwise, why does it matter at all if it's a gross insult?

Also, a crucifix is not a person, so it isn't the case that "peeing on someone" is what happened.

One more thing: fuck off.

#263

Posted by: Hieronymus The Troll Braintree Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:02 PM

Dhorvath @ 259

Well, I suppose if Allah wants to be a thin-skinned asshole. But, let me ask you: Does a statue of Buddha directly insult Muslims?

#264

Posted by: Brownian Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:03 PM

A statue of Buddha does not directly insult Muslims.

Learn something about the Abrahamic religions, you dumb fuck.

And I'll tell you something: I consider intelligence important, and the way you misuse it is an affront to me.

Send me your address so I can rectify this grievance with an ice pick.

#265

Posted by: Beatrice, anormalement indécente Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:04 PM

Is not peeing on someone considered an insult?
On what planet is a plastic figurine someone?
If a nun can believe she's married to Christ a nun can believe any imbecility.
If you think all religious folks believe imbecilities, why are you defending them when they have imbecilic reasons for being insulted?
#266

Posted by: BarbieWanKenobi Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:09 PM

peeing on someone is unambiguously an insult

Really?

Urolagnia

#267

Posted by: frankenstein monster Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:10 PM

On what planet is a plastic figurine someone?

Even if I spit or defecate only on a picture of your mom, or submerge it into a jar of stale urine, it is still an insult to your mom.

I don't believe someone who can use a computer could be so stupid that he can't grasp such an idea.
I think you are deliberately being obtuse here.

#268

Posted by: Dhorvath, OM Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:10 PM

FM,
No, that people don't like Allah and instead revered someonw else sufficiently to make a statue of them is not at all saying that Allah is worthless to me, but it is to many people, (certainly not all, I am not painting everyone with that brush) who read the Koran and believe in Islam.
The point is that insult is an interpretative art and cannot be predicted a priori. To excuse a person or group for taking offence is ludicrous unless the action that offends them actively intrudes on their life. Not one of these offended people needed to see that photograph, they could have lived their entire lives ignoring it and no one would be worse off for it.

#269

Posted by: Quodlibet Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:11 PM

Is not dunking an icon of Christ and inherently insulting and sacrilegious act to Christians and therefore an obvious act of provocation?

1. Maybe. Did you read the interview with the artist, wherein he expressed his goals and motivations for creating this work? You might find that he answers your question. You might also find that your question is irrelevant.

2. OK, let's assume - ONLY for the sake of argument - that creating and displaying this work is a deliberate act of provocation. Does that make it OK for any one to destroy it? Let's look at some similar situations.

a. Suppose a religious groups decides that it wants to express its views on a controversial subject. The group decides to stage ugly demonstrations at the funerals of US soldiers. Many people view these demonstrations as deliberate acts of provocation. You don't like what they are doing. Is it OK for you or anyone else to physically assault the demonstrators in order to interrupt or prevent their provocative act? Why or why not?

b. Suppose that a playwright writes a play that is openly critical of the practices of the nation's ruling aristocracy, such as Beaumarchais did in his play The Barber of Seville. Many people viewed this play as a deliberate and dangerous) act of provocation. The play and its central idea offend many people, and frightened many other people. Would it have been OK for anyone to interrupt a performance, say by assaulting the actors or by defacing the stage and props? or by barring access to the theatre for people who wanted to see the play? Why or why not?

c. Each Christmas season, a town in eastern CT displays a creche on the town green. A local atheist (with proper permits) puts up a anti-religious display right next to the creche. He admits that it is a deliberate act of provocation. It offends many people. Should the offended christians be permitted to deface, destroy, or dismantle the atheist display? Should atheists be permitted to deface, destroy, or dismantle the creche? Why or why not?

d. Suppose that a museum includes in its exhibit a work of art that some people find offensive. Should offended people be permitted to force their way into the museum, assault security personnel who are trying to carry out their duties, and deface property that does not belong to them? Why or why not?

I would love to see your responses to these scenarios, each of which is true.

#270

Posted by: Hieronymus The Troll Braintree Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:14 PM

Dear Brownian,

Thank you for that death threat. Death threats are always a sign of intellectual confidence.

Dear Beatrice,

To a Catholic or other Christians an icon represents Christ. To dunk a figurine of Christ in urine is the same thing as dunking Christ himself.

I would like to remind you that PZ's wholly ridiculous argument relies on Serrano's absurd assertion that dunking an icon of Christ in piss is in no way sacrilegious. "Piss Christ" is obviously extremely sacrilegious. Just because I disagree with someone doesn't mean I can't appreciate their point of view and notice distinctions between the motives for one kind of art destruction and another. I can but, evidentially, you can't. This, of course, is a profound testament to your vast intellectual superiority over me, bitch.

#271

Posted by: Beatrice, anormalement indécente Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:15 PM

Even if I spit or defecate only on a picture of your mom, or submerge it into a jar of stale urine, it is still an insult to your mom.
And that would be a good excuse for me to break into your house and threaten you with some kind of weapon? I'm sure you would totally understand me and wouldn't call the police.
#272

Posted by: Brownian Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:15 PM

On what planet is a plastic figurine someone?

It's symbolic.

Much as I think argumentation is symbolic of intelligence, a concept I've just deified as Intellijor.

Intellijor is jealous, and is insulted when morons abuse her.

I somehow feel compelled to defend my deity with violence. Thankfully, Hieronymus has made such a fucking idiotically vague defense that it applies just as well to my brand new deity and my desire to defend her honour with his blood.

Even if I spit or defecate only on a picture of your mom, or submerge it into a jar of stale urine, it is still an insult to your mom.

All of you people that are arguing that a potentially provocative act justifies destruction in retaliation can send me your addresses so I can shove my foot down all your throats in defense of the honour of my deity, Intellijor.

If that's too far, then I'll just happily kick in a few windows and we'll call it a wash.

#273

Posted by: SallyStrange, Spawn of Cthulhu Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:15 PM

I feel like the Piss Christ installation needs a disclaimer for the mental incompetents... something along the lines of "Ceci n'est pas un messie.

#274

Posted by: Hieronymus The Troll Braintree Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:17 PM

Dear BarbieWanKenob,

Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't realize that Christ had volunteered to be pissed on as an act of erotic gratification. My mistake.

#275

Posted by: Beatrice, anormalement indécente Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:19 PM

Just because I disagree with someone doesn't mean I can't appreciate their point of view and notice distinctions between the motives for one kind of art destruction and another.
In that case, maybe you should take the artist's view into consideration. Since he's the one who actually knows why he did what he did. Just a suggestion.
#276

Posted by: KG Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:22 PM

peeing on someone is unambiguously an insult. - Fuckwit

Hammering nails through someone would generally be considered worse than peeing on them. So all those painters and sculptors who have represented the crucifixion must surely have been aiming to offend and provoke Christians.

#277

Posted by: Algernon, elle sans chapeau Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:22 PM

Imagine you had a book, bound in the flesh of your loved one...

#278

Posted by: Hieronymus The Troll Braintree Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:23 PM

Dear Quodlibe,

PZ is comparing the destruction of one copy of the photograph "Piss Christ" by offended Christians to the destruction of the irreplacable Buddhas of Bamiyan by the Taliban. This is simple. The Taliban was not provoked, Christians were.

And peeing on someone IS considered an insult, so long as it's not between mutually-consensual, extremely hot adults. The mere fact that you actually question this is a profound testament to your anxiety to be deluded.

#279

Posted by: frankenstein monster Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:24 PM

The point is that insult is an interpretative art and cannot be predicted a priori.

finding bodily wastes disgusting is an instinctive reaction rooted so deeply in our brain that it is almost universal, and if it is missing, it is generally considered an anomaly or may be even a first symptom of a serious neurological disorder.

So, someone who is surprised that submerging someone's picture/statue in urine is considered an insult, is either as dumb as mud, or dishonest.

#280

Posted by: Chaos Cryptic Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:24 PM

bitch.
And killfile!

frankenstein monster,
You're less dense than The Troll, so I'm going to address this to you because I think you might be capable of getting it. Association with bodily fluids (piss, blood, semen) can be seen as a sign of lowering, yes. But there is a long tradition of gory Christ images in which blood figures in a major way. As StevoR points out, crucifixion is horrifying and shameful because of the way it reduces a person to their lowest functions. In some traditions, Christ is treated as a redeemer of the fleshly world, but the redemption is due to his sacrifice, namely submerging himself in all the biological messiness and suffering and horror that mortal people deal with daily, up to and including death by crucifixion. As Freemage pointed out above, the effect could be seen either way - as Jesus being pissed on and therefore debased, or as a jar of piss (something ugly and smelly and biological) being made sacred - redeemed - by association with the sacred. To say "it's an insult because piss" is vastly oversimplifying the symbolic possibilities and, indeed, religious traditions involved.
I'm going to go take a shower now that I got all that woo on me.

#281

Posted by: Brownian Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:25 PM

Dear Brownian,

Thank you for that death threat. Death threats are always a sign of intellectual confidence.

Did you gloss over the part wherein you've already argued that provocation provides the justification?

C'mon, troll. Show us that big fucking braintree in action. Think through the conclusion for once.

Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't realize that Christ had volunteered to be pissed on as an act of erotic gratification. My mistake.

He did it just before he volunteered to be rendered in his death throes in cheap plastic.

How fucking stupid are you?

#282

Posted by: Beatrice, anormalement indécente Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:26 PM

I didn't realize that Christ had volunteered to be pissed on as an act of erotic gratification.
He did agree to be crucified. Some would consider that a strange kink. Anyway, who knows. Were you there?
#283

Posted by: azumahazuki Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:26 PM

I can't believe I'm agreeing with a known troll >

Whether the reasons for the provocation make sense or not is another story.

#284

Posted by: Carlie of the lacy, gently wafting adjectives Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:26 PM

To a Catholic or other Christians an icon represents Christ. To dunk a figurine of Christ in urine is the same thing as dunking Christ himself.

At which point they are engaging in idolatry, which is a clearly-demarcated sin.

#285

Posted by: Brownian Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:27 PM

PZ is comparing the destruction of one copy of the photograph "Piss Christ" by offended Christians to the destruction of the irreplacable Buddhas of Bamiyan by the Taliban.

And how replaceable was the cheap fucking plastic doohickey that Serrano peed on and caused the Christians to go apeshit?

#286

Posted by: Hieronymus The Troll Braintree Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:28 PM

Dear Brownian,

I didn't argue that the provocation was justified. That is quite the arguable point.

What I did argue was that the Taliban was not provoked whereas Christians were. This is an excruciatingly simple distinction which you are apparently incapable of making.

Therefore, I ask: How fucking stupid are you?

#287

Posted by: Jules, Bride of Death Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:29 PM

I think my favorite was when Hieronymus completely ignored all the valid points and decided to just insult Classical Cipher because of an aside she made.

That was just tops.

Incidentally, those of you who are knocking pure provocation can just fuck right off. Shock has its value whether you personally like it or not, and just because you think it's "easy" to come up with something shocking doesn't mean you're some sort of special fucking art genius. If it's so goddamn easy, why the fuck don't you fucking get out there and make a name for yourself in the art world?

I challenge you to come up with a shocking image on the spot. Just sit there and try to do it. Now try to find a way to execute it. Now try to find an audience for it.

What you come up with (if you come up with anything at all) will be something that speaks of who you are, how you think, what you believe. How you execute it will add layers to that. And how you go about getting an audience (or whether you choose to keep it to yourself) will do so to an even greater degree.

It takes work to produce art. Art is a composite of the artist's perspectives, personality, physiology, and who knows what else, and even the piece of information "the artist simply wants to provoke" tells us something about what it can mean to be human.

It's as if you assholes think that starting with a theme somehow renders artwork moot.

tl;dr: If you're so fucking fancy, why aren't we talking about your work right now?

#288

Posted by: Rutee, Shrieking Harpy of Dooooom Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:30 PM

I can't believe I'm agreeing with a known troll
Call us even. I can't believe that's not forcing you to rethink your own position.
#289

Posted by: KG Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:30 PM

How typical of the scumbag Hieronymous to include a gratuitous misogynist insult in his stupid screed.

#290

Posted by: Hieronymus The Troll Braintree Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:31 PM

Dear Brownian,

The plastic doohickey of Christ is quite replaceable. Nevertheless, it is an icon of the holiest figure in all of Christiandom. Therefore, dunking it in piss is going to be profoundly offensive to Christians and, ergo, regarded as something of a provocation.

You really can't get this? Amazing!

#291

Posted by: SallyStrange, Spawn of Cthulhu Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:32 PM

Provocation is irrelevant. Provocation is no excuse for vandalism and censorship. Protections against censorship exist precisely because some people are easily provoked into doing stupid shit.

#292

Posted by: Quodlibet Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:33 PM

Hieronymus, it simply does not matter whether "Piss Christ" is sacreligious or not. It simply does not matter what you, or I, or anyone thinks about it as a work of art. What matters is that some vandals defaced a work of art, and prevented people in a free society from viewing that art, and the vandals used their religion to justify their actions.

And yes, this is indeed similar to the destruction of the Buddha statues, in that in each case the destruction was carried out in the name of religion. Yes, the cases are different in that the Buddhas were ancient, and "PissChrist" new, and opinions vary on the merits of the statues and the photo as works of art. But in any case, it is NEVER OK for anyone to rationalize violence, censorship, etc., on religious grounds. That is the point. All the arguments about sacrilege, or insults, or whether or not anything qualifies as "good" art, are simply not relevant.

In fact, matters of art aside, the act was vandalism, trespassing, assault, and destruction of property - are you saying that you condone these illegal, violent acts simply because the item in question might be offensive to some people?

If you find a particular work of art offensive, you don't have to look at it. But your distaste and the fact that you may be offended do not give you, or anyone else, the right to limit access to the art, or to destroy or deface it. It is censorship of the crudest, most ignorant sort.

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As an aside, I have found the discussion here about possible interpretations of "PissChrist" to be very interesting. Thanks to all of you who shared your ideas on that topic. Art - especially art that pushes the bounds of traditional taste and conventional topics - stimulates thought and reflection.

#293

Posted by: Brownian Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:37 PM

What I did argue was that the Taliban was not provoked whereas Christians were. This is an excruciatingly simple distinction which you are apparently incapable of making.

Therefore, I ask: How fucking stupid are you?

So, your claim is that :

a) there is an objective level of provocation;
b) that level has been met by the immersion in urine of a cheap, mass-produced plastic figurine of a deity who expressely forbade the worship of representations of deities;
c) that level has not been met by the existence of representations of other religious figures, even though the destructors follow the same deity who commands the smashing of idols;
d) in any case, the meeting of this objective level of provocation doesn't justify retaliation

And you're asking me how stupid I am?

#294

Posted by: Hieronymus The Troll Braintree Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:42 PM

Dear SallyStrange,

I am not defending the vandalism and censorship, per se. You miss my point. PZ is making the absurd argument that the Taliban's destruction of the Buddha of Bamiyan represents exactly the same kind of intolerance as some Christian destroying "Piss Christ" which is obviously offensive and a sacrilege no matter what bullshit the photographer says. The Taliban could in no way be reasonably regarded as provoked. Christians were. What is so hard to understand about this?

#295

Posted by: Brownian Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:44 PM

The plastic doohickey of Christ is quite replaceable. Nevertheless, it is an icon of the holiest figure in all of Christiandom. Therefore, dunking it in piss is going to be profoundly offensive to Christians and, ergo, regarded as something of a provocation.

You really can't get this? Amazing!

Well, as a former Catholic, I can tell you that there are all fucking manner of things that will offend some Catholics and not others, and that claiming something as "an icon of the holiest figure in all of Christiandom [and] dunking it in piss is going to be profoundly offensive to Christians" sorta obviates the numerous discussion Catholics have among themselves as to what constitutes idolatry and what doesn't. Personally, I can tell you that there are a lot of Catholics who couldn't care less about Piss Christ.

So, how many Catholics constitute the homogenous "Christians" group who you're claiming are 'provoked'? One? Five? Five billion?

Can you get that? No?

Well, I'm not amazed, because I know just how fucking brainless you are, dipshit.

#296

Posted by: JPS, FCD, Death's Statistics Coach Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:45 PM

beatrice @ 128:

I could use my less than satisfactory English as an excuse, but the truth is I am really really bad at expressing myself.

I wish I could express myself in English, my native language, as well as you express yourself! I can't remember you ever posting a comment phrased so as to suggest that you aren't a native English speaker.

#297

Posted by: frankenstein monster Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:48 PM

And that would be a good excuse for me to break into your house and threaten you with some kind of weapon?

NO! I never said, or suggested otherwise.

#298

Posted by: http://www.clarkcox.com/blog/ Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:48 PM

#2:

It's a little disturbing how close the actions of the mentally ill are with those of fundamentalist religious folks.

You imply that those are two separate groups. The latter is a proper subset of the former.

#299

Posted by: Hieronymus The Troll Braintree Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:49 PM

Brownian,

If you ask me, I don't think anyone should have destroyed one lousy copy of "Piss Christ" as cheap a photographic stunt as it may be. However, I am able to see why someone who has a world view different than mine might reasonably regard themselves as insulted and provoked. This a little thing known as both empathy and compassion, you sanctimonious (and not terribly intelligent) little dweeb.

#300

Posted by: Brownian Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:49 PM

I am not defending the vandalism and censorship, per se. You miss my point. PZ is making the absurd argument that the Taliban's destruction of the Buddha of Bamiyan represents exactly the same kind of intolerance as some Christian destroying "Piss Christ" which is obviously offensive and a sacrilege no matter what bullshit the photographer says. The Taliban could in no way be reasonably regarded as provoked. Christians were.

What is so hard to understand about this?

The fact that you claim to have some objective measure of what can be "reasonably regarded as provoked", you dumb fuck.

I'm sorry.

Look, you're clearly too smart for us, and no matter how many times you simply reassert your point we're not going to get it, so why don't you go find a museum and apply for job as curator since you can clearly cut through all the bullshit to decide what is and isn't art and what is and isn't going to reasonably offend segments of the population?

#301

Posted by: Ichthyic Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:51 PM

Hieronymus, it simply does not matter whether "Piss Christ" is sacreligious or not.

Indeed, because the very idea of sacrilege is relative.

the Buddha statues weren't sacriligious to anyone of that religion, only to a particular sect of Muslims.

likewise, Piss Christ wasn't sacriligious to anyone but particular sects of Christians.

It was not "bait". It shouldn't have been destroyed. It DOES EXACTLY reflect what happened with young Taliban soldiers deciding the Buddha statues should be destroyed.

If you say this shouldn't tar all catholics, I respond with it not only should tar all catholics, but ALL religious zealots, period!

Five bucks says none of the people involved will be "excommunicated" by the Catholic Church.

"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it with religious conviction."

-- Blaise Pascal

"When religion is in the hands of the mere natural man, he is always the worse for it; it adds a bad heat to his own dark fire and helps to inflame his four elements of selfishness, envy, pride, and wrath. And hence it is that worse passions, or a worse degree of them are to be found in persons of great religious zeal than in others that made no pretenses to it."

--William Law

#302

Posted by: Akira MacKenzie Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:51 PM

You really can't get this? Amazing!

It's not that we don't "get this," its that we don't fucking care what a bunch of sub-human Christian shit (sorry for the triple redundancy) find "sacred." Any society that values free speech and expression does not condone destroying art no matter how much it offends the fucking religionist retards.

You really can't get this? I'm say "Amazing" but come to expect such things from the those stupid enough to believe in a god. You morons don't surprise me any longer.

#303

Posted by: David Marjanović Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:52 PM

Gus: I assume the lecture on how the evils of communism had NOTHING to do with atheism was meant for me.

First of all, if true, so what? Myers claimed that "it takes a religious mind to turn the demolition of art into a virtue."

How does Leninism/Stalinism/Maoism/Kimilsungism differ from religion?

Infallible founder figures who wrote infallible scripture. Infallible leaders, the boundless admiration of whom in art and elsewhere is strongly encouraged, and the justice of whom is sometimes incomprehensible. Rituals. Gapless worldviews that provide one correct answer to every imaginable question; you can fake being a true believer by just learning every correct answer by heart (and participating in the rituals, which are comparatively easy). Interpretations of history as involving "a monumental war of Good vs. Evil" (...OK, the guy who used those words is not a communist...) and as unfolding in a predetermined way. Schisms followed by violent persecution of heretics. Fear & loathing of infidels, who are (just like heretics) violently persecuted when in the country. Salvation followed by paradise (you know, the place all those Lenin statues point at) and commonly preceded by a cataclysmic war. Even confession of sins. It's all there! Verily, glory be unto the Lord Stalin – да слава Сталину.

Mao's Little Red Book made it rain. Stories to that effect were encouraged.

There's an impressive painting showing Lenin, Stalin, and light shining on them. I forgot the name of the artist, so I can't search for it, but it's commonly interpreted as being modeled after the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.

The only thing that's missing is an afterlife – and Kim Il-sung, who is still the president of North Korea, has achieved even that.

The "fear & loathing of infidels" part is why adherents of other religions, and their entire cultures, were persecuted (to different extents depending on how opportune it was at the moment): they were competition.

Perhaps next Serrano should dunk a golden calf in his own piss. I doubt more than fifty Christians world-wide would get it, but at least it would give the rest of us another reason to point and laugh.

...Man, is there any way to email Serrano? I desperately want this to happen.

Seconded!

Art.

A bit too kitschy for my taste.

But if a mob came in and wanted to destroy it, and I happened to be there, I'd try to stop them all the same.

Art I like: 1, 2 (simple though it is!), 3...

#304

Posted by: Brownian Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:52 PM

However, I am able to see why someone who has a world view different than mine might reasonably regard themselves as insulted and provoked.

Sure. You're just unable to do it with Arabs.

#305

Posted by: Hieronymus The Troll Braintree Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:52 PM

Again, Brownian, peeing on a sacred object is considered to be a sacrilege. ALL figures of Christ are considered by many Christians to be sacred. What is so hard to understand about this?

#306

Posted by: Ichthyic Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:53 PM

Therefore, I ask: How fucking stupid are you?

project much?

I know that you haven't the slightest clue what any particular group of Taliban would find offensive or not, nor why, nor what the actual motivations were for tearing down the statues.

seriously, the one who is both ignorant and stupid here is yourself.

#307

Posted by: http://www.clarkcox.com/blog/ Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:54 PM

#295:

…"Piss Christ" which is obviously offensive and a sacrilege no matter what bullshit the photographer says.

To the Taliban that destroyed the Buddha statue, its existence was "obviously offensive and a sacrilege no matter what bullshit the original sculptor(s) thought when they carved it".

#308

Posted by: KG Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:54 PM

Hieronymous,

It's not "one copy", fuckwit, it's a unique artefact.

#309

Posted by: Quodlibet Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:55 PM

Again, Brownian, peeing on a sacred object is considered to be a sacrilege. ALL figures of Christ are considered by many Christians to be sacred. What is so hard to understand about this?

We understand it. But it does not matter. It is not relevant.

What is so hard to understand about this?

#310

Posted by: Synapse Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:55 PM

@ 217

Are you seriously conflating dunking someone in piss and dunking a plastic representation of someone in piss? If you were to make a plastic replica of me and dip it in plastic, my response would be roughly 5 seconds of giving you the finger and moving on with my life.

Get bennnnnnnnnt.

#311

Posted by: Ichthyic Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:56 PM

Again, Brownian, peeing on a sacred object is considered to be a sacrilege.

and WHO made it a "sacred" object, fuckwit?

#312

Posted by: Brownian Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:57 PM

What is so hard to understand about this?

Use your empathy and compassion to figure it out. Boy, the Catholics are an open book, but we're just a fucking mystery to a Man of the People such as you.

What a fucking smug piece of shit.

However, I am able to see why someone who has a world view different than mine might reasonably regard themselves as insulted and provoked. This a little thing known as both empathy and compassion, you sanctimonious (and not terribly intelligent) little dweeb.

So, you consider deciding who else is and who else isn't legitimately provoked based on what you consider legitimate provocation as examples of empathy and compassion?

Boy, words just mean nothing to you, do they?

Buh-bye.

#313

Posted by: Hieronymus The Troll Braintree Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:58 PM

Ichathyic,

There is a difference between what someone might reasonably find offensive and what someone might unreasonably find offensive.

The Buddhas were put up by believers in Buddha. The Taliban would only find that offensive because of their religious intolerance of others. "Piss Christ," OTOH is an obvious desecration of a religious icon held sacred by Christians. What is so hard about this for you to understand?

#314

Posted by: KG Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:58 PM

Incidentally, Hieronymous the Fuckwit, according to wikipedia:

'Sister Wendy Beckett, an art critic and Catholic nun, stated in a television interview with Bill Moyers that she regarded the work as not blasphemous but a statement on "what we have done to Christ": that is, the way contemporary society has come to regard Christ and the values he represents.'

But of course, you're much better placed than Wendy Beckett or the artist to decide whether it's sacreligious, offensive, etc.

#315

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 4:58 PM

. A statue of Buddha does not directly insult Muslims.

Of COURSE it does. That's why they destroyed it. It is religiously insulting to them.

The Piss Christ is insulting to those nutters.

The Buddha is not offensive to Buddhists or atheists. The Piss Christ is not insulting to Jews or Atheists. But it is to some people

Therefore we can conclude :WHO GIVES A SHIT. Offense is not a justification or factor.

#316

Posted by: Akira MacKenzie Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 5:02 PM

Again, Hieronymus, we don't care what objects the Christards consider "sacred" or what acts they find "sacrilege." We care that a bunch of them felt they could trample on an artist's right to free expression through violence.

I'm sorry you're too stupid to understand that.

#317

Posted by: Beatrice, anormalement indécente Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 5:03 PM

@JPS, FCD, Death's Statistics Coach, #297
Aw, thank you.

#318

Posted by: Aquaria Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 5:04 PM

The Taliban could destroy statues of Buddha and that's not a sign of the nutjobs being offended/provoked? You morons asserting this need to establish one thing, then: If the Taliban didn't destroy the statues because they were offended/provoked, then why did they do it? What was the point?

Why is what they do wrong, but what these thugs did to Serrano's work not wrong to you ignorant hypocrites? Why is it okay for Catholics to be violent and destructive toward things that offend them, but if the stupid, offensive shit they like (brandishing a scene of torture is offensive!) is destroyed, they can whine and moan and cry to their hearts' content, and get the law involved and demand justice for it?

I mean, when the fundie loony in San Antonio destroyed statues in recently-renovated San Fernando Cathedral because they offended him, well the Catholics should have expected that--right? By your own lousy argument, they shouldn't be upset or tackle the guy to the ground, or call the cops, or file charges against him! They should understand that they're provoking people and stop displaying that stupid, delusional crap when it so upsets people--right?

That's how stupid the provocation argument is. Everyone is supposed to walk on eggshells and live in a bland world because everything anyone does can be offensive and provocative to someone else? That's stupid and insane.

To defend this because you think that a piece of art might offend someone and failing to understand that nobody has the right to destroy things that offend them makes you monsters.

Period.

#319

Posted by: Hieronymus The Troll Braintree Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 5:05 PM

Dear KG,

The sister is entitled to her opinion. That doesn't mean she's right or that other people don't have opinions that are at least as reasonable if not more. I think you should know this.

Dear Ing....etc.,

Yes, a statue of Buddha is insulting to Muslims, provided those Muslims are intolerant assholes.

Dunking an icon of Jesus is provocative to Christians provided that Christians regard Jesus as the holiest figure in all creation and also regard pissing on someone as an inherently gross insult.

Therefore, contrary to PZ, the two situations are not the same because the motives are entirely different.

This really isn't very hard, folks.

#320

Posted by: Jules, Bride of Death Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 5:10 PM

There is a difference between what someone might reasonably find offensive and what someone might unreasonably find offensive.
And that difference is what, exactly? Whatever the fuck you say it is?

Just fyi, 'cause you seem to have some trouble understanding things, empathy isn't "everyone's feelings line up with mine."

#321

Posted by: Beatrice, anormalement indécente Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 5:11 PM

The sister is entitled to her opinion. That doesn't mean she's right or that other people don't have opinions that are at least as reasonable if not more. I think you should know this.
In other words, only opinions you are willing to consider are those similar to your own. Good to know.
Dunking an icon of Jesus is provocative to Christians provided those Christians are intolerant assholes.
#322

Posted by: KG Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 5:11 PM

"Meltdown Fan" is the banned and obsessional christofascist scumbag "Piltdown Man".

#323

Posted by: SC OM Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 5:13 PM

'Sister Wendy Beckett, an art critic and Catholic nun, stated in a television interview with Bill Moyers that she regarded the work as not blasphemous but a statement on "what we have done to Christ":...

And now some Christians have bashed his head in with a hammer. Symbolic. Someone on an art site was wondering if they might leave it that way - would be interesting.

#324

Posted by: Akira MacKenzie Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 5:13 PM

Go get fucked, Pilty. You know, just like Father O'Bogpaddy used to do to you when you were an altar boy?

PZ, we need the banhammer in here.

#325

Posted by: Dhorvath, OM Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 5:13 PM

The Buddhas were put up by believers in Buddha. The Taliban would only find that offensive because of their religious intolerance of others. "Piss Christ," OTOH is an obvious desecration of a religious icon held sacred by Christians. What is so hard about this for you to understand?

Crucifixes are an obvious desecration of religious texts held sacred by other Christians. Is it okay to storm catholic churces and destroy them? Would Catholics only find that offensive because of their inconographic worship? What is so hard for you about this to understand?

It was wrong then, it is wrong now, and it will still be wrong in days to come, to destroy something because of religious differences.

#326

Posted by: Hieronymus The Troll Braintree Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 5:14 PM

It's time to retire!

I hereby declare myself victor of this thread.

The arguments against my position have been so stupid, so nasty and so clueless that it is by this point pointless to go on. I have a life to get on with. Perhaps you dweebs do also?

If you want to know why liberals are unpopular despite being right on most policies, I suggest you all look in the mirror.

What a bunch of righteous assholes!

Kisses!

#327

Posted by: Brownian Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 5:16 PM

Again, Brownian, peeing on a sacred object is considered to be a sacrilege.

Again, you brainless troll, many Christians including Catholics (and this would include Serrano and myself at the time he made the piece) consider 'sacred' objects to be themselves sacrilege.

What is so hard about this for you to understand?

What's hard to understand is who someone like you who thinks repeating "What is so hard about this for you to understand?" is an argument could also think that they're smart.

Wait, no it's not.

Yes, a statue of Buddha is insulting to Muslims, provided those Muslims are intolerant assholes.

Dunking an icon of Jesus is provocative to Christians provided that Christians regard Jesus as the holiest figure in all creation and also regard pissing on someone as an inherently gross insult.

...and provided those Christians are also intolerant assholes.

The ones that aren't said, "that's not the Jesus I worship, the one who commanded me to 'turn the other cheek', the one who commanded me to forgive them, the one who said I'm blessed when I'm insulted for my faith. That's a cheap plastic figurine."

Why is this so hard for you to understand? Is your head pierced with so many tamping irons that plastic figurines of St. Sebastian would be jealous if they were actual fucking people, and that's why you don't get it?

#328

Posted by: Algernon, elle sans chapeau Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 5:16 PM

I never would have figured you'd like mannerism!

#329

Posted by: Tenebras Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 5:16 PM

Dear people in this thread,

Piss Christ was art, whether you like it or not. It's one thing to not like it, but you don't get to decide whether it's art or not. Get over yourselves, you pompous assholes, you're not that important.

Secondly, it doesn't fucking matter. It doesn't fucking matter if you consider it art or not. It doesn't fucking matter that it was a photograph and not a sculpture. It doesn't even fucking matter if it was intended to be provocative in the first place.

A group of deranged religious nuts didn't like something, so they threatened people with violence and destroyed things that did not belong to them. How is that NOT identical to every other group of religious fucknuts who've destroyed things throughout history because of their religious fucknuttery?

How can you idiots sit there and even try to make excuses for them? They have none, and neither do you.

#330

Posted by: Aquaria Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 5:17 PM

It's not "one copy", fuckwit, it's a unique artefact.[sic]

And, as mentioned upthread, often, for a wide variety of reasons, an artist will destroy negatives after a certain amount of prints have been made, sometimes as few as 1-5. I don't know much about Serrano's business methods, or how many prints of Piss Christ are out there. But this could well be a very bad loss. This may well be the only edition of the work in France, or even continental Europe, and the museum(s) with another copy may be loathe to lend out their copy of the work, especially if they think it's at a much higher risk of being vandalized or destroyed.

If I were a curator or gallery owner or artist or collector, I know I would have to think long and hard about lending or selling or donating any of my more controversial works to this particular museum. How sad for the local people that they may be censored against their will, just because a bunch of religitards got offended by a picture that says more than their tiny brains can even imagine.

#331

Posted by: Jules, Bride of Death Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 5:17 PM

Why is what they do wrong, but what these thugs did to Serrano's work not wrong to you ignorant hypocrites?
Because Catholics own the world, so anything done it in is an offense to them. Muslims are just being touchy.
#332

Posted by: Beatrice, anormalement indécente Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 5:19 PM

I hereby declare myself victor of this thread.
I can declare myself reincarnated Queen of Sheba, it won't make it true.
#333

Posted by: Algernon, elle sans chapeau Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 5:20 PM

Whatever Hieronymus. Your namesake was a better defender of Christianity and art both. It's a shame to see his name used as such.

#334

Posted by: Ichthyic Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 5:20 PM

I hereby declare myself victor of this thread.

that scores highly on the list of crankdom.

you should get yourself checked out by a mental health care professional ASAP.

#335

Posted by: KG Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 5:22 PM

"Piss Christ" which is obviously offensive and a sacrilege no matter what bullshit the photographer says. - Hieronymous Fuckwit
The sister is entitled to her opinion [that it is not blasphemous]. - Hieronymous Fuckwit

Do make up what passes for your mind, Fuckwit.

#336

Posted by: Aquaria Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 5:24 PM

PZ Myers is the man who described the Book of Genesis as "awful tinny poetry"

It is. Your point?

who reckoned the image of "a child staring up at the stars" was as powerful as the Crucifix

It is. Your point?

and who declared the purpose of art was to "challenge convention".

It is. Your point?

He is the epitome of middlebrow philistinism.

Conclusion does not follow from the premise. Ergo, you're a fucking moron.

Pray for him.

You need someone to think for you, douchebag.

#337

Posted by: Jules, Bride of Death Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 5:24 PM

KG, I believe what Hieronymus meant to say is that the good sister is entitled to his opinion. Otherwise, she's Just Wrong™.

#338

Posted by: Rey Fox, Bird Caller Guy Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 5:25 PM

Why is what they do wrong, but what these thugs did to Serrano's work not wrong to you ignorant hypocrites?

Because they were reasonably offended, according to the standards of reason established by a self-confessed troll.

#339

Posted by: Ichthyic Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 5:26 PM

There is a difference between what someone might reasonably find offensive and what someone might unreasonably find offensive.

you are projecting your own personal beliefs.

nothing more.

you have no evidence whatsoever that the group of Taliban that destroyed the statues did not find them just as offensive as this group of nutty Catholics found "Piss Christ".

Admit that you know fuckall about BOTH situations: You really don't know what motivates a particular sect of Islamic extremeists, any more than you know what motivated a particular group of Catholic extremeists.

you're rather dimwitted, and apparently are entirely unaware.

in short, you are suffering a severe case of Dunning-Kruger syndrome.

again, I can only recommend you see a mental health care professional to seek treatment. This particular kind of disease typically leads to people never taking you seriously. Rather bad for the career, I would think.

#340

Posted by: frankenstein monster Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 5:35 PM

There is a difference between what someone might reasonably find offensive and what someone might unreasonably find offensive.
And that difference is what, exactly?

Either did you spend your entire life in an empty cell w/o contact with other people/human society, or you are being obtuse on purpose.

We will see which one is the case.

So, when is feeling offended justified and when not ?
To answer that, you have to answer two questions.
1. Can people choose not to be offended by that particular thing ?
2. Should they ?

Example A. being offended by putting someone's picture in a jar of stale urine.

There are three components that work together to make people feel offended by that.
1. disgust. instinctive aversive reaction to bodily wastes and other common contaminants, hardwired by evolution into your brain
the person submerged into fecal matter feels disgust
2. symbolic thinking. Picture/statue of a person is considered a symbol of the actual person. Also hardwired into your brain by evolution.
so submerging you symbolically in urine will make you feel offended
3. empathy. Seeing other people being offended makes you feel offended too. Also hardwired by evolution.
So submerging someone else's picture, especially someone you feel close to, in urine, will make you feel offended.
Each of this three behaviors is hardwired in your brain and essentially immutable, and, each evolved because it has a great survival value, so trying to suppress it would be highly undesirable.

Therefore feeling offended if by a picture of someone in a jar full of piss is justified.

Example B. being offended by any statue because your interpretation of your religious book says so.
People can and do change their interpretations of their religions, even changing religion itself is not impossible. they can choose not to be offended.
And choosing to be less intolerant is socially highly desirable.
Therefore feeling offended by ancient statues is not justified.

#341

Posted by: Brownian Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 5:37 PM

Let's take a trip down memory thread, just for the sake of our little troll.

PZ, you're not just an asshole, you're something of a nut.

That's compassionate, empathetic comment number one from a non-righteous asshole.

Seriously, there's something wrong with you people.

That's number two.

So, let me ask you a question, which I have no doubt you'll be unable to answer intelligently because there is no good intelligent answer and because you're so obviously lacking in intelligence yourself

I'm skipping some for the point of brevity. We probably don't need to count from here on in.

Answer the fucking question, you pathetic little asshole.
This, of course, is a profound testament to your vast intellectual superiority over me, bitch.
You really can't get this? Amazing!
What is so hard to understand about this?
This a little thing known as both empathy and compassion, you sanctimonious (and not terribly intelligent) little dweeb.
What is so hard to understand about this?
What is so hard about this for you to understand?
This really isn't very hard, folks.
I hereby declare myself victor of this thread.

No, no sign of righteous assholery here.

#342

Posted by: Illuminata, féministes fin de jeu Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 5:45 PM

Brownian - I, like Audley, have quite the blog crush on you.

P.S. Why do I always miss the psychopathic trolls?

#343

Posted by: Chaos Cryptic Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 5:47 PM

fm, your piss-poor points about piss have been countered already. Not just by my post, but by every post above that has a different interpretation of Piss Christ than "EW! BODILY FLUIDS!" Feel free to keep ignoring that, but do understand that it makes you look like an ass.

#344

Posted by: CJO Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 5:48 PM

So submerging someone else's picture, especially someone you feel close to, in urine, will make you feel offended.

Empirically, however, a great many Christians including many Catholics are not in the least offended by "Piss Christ". Were they wired wrong?

And you still haven't addressed the salient commonality between the two cases, which has nothing to do with the justification for a feeling: Having become offended, authoritarian thugs destroyed works of art in the name of their religion. How is that justifiable?

#345

Posted by: nigelTheBold, Minister of Spankings Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 5:48 PM

HTTB:

If you want to know why liberals are unpopular despite being right on most policies, I suggest you all look in the mirror.

And if you want to know why Christian fundamentalists are unpopular despite being amusingly wrong on most policies and matters of reality, I suggest you look in the mirror.

Who's so cute when they're projecting? You are!

#346

Posted by: Ichthyic Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 5:48 PM

Can people choose not to be offended by that particular thing ?

seriously, there is ONLY one legitimate answer to that question:

yes.

always.

#347

Posted by: Brownian Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 5:49 PM

Therefore feeling offended if by a picture of someone in a jar full of piss is justified.

Example B. being offended by any statue because your interpretation of your religious book says so.

Hard-wired my ass.

First things first: that's not a picture of Jesus whoever he was; it's just some representation that some people call Jesus. Why? Because their interpretation of their religious book says so.

Some people feel close to this representation. Why? Because their interpretation of their religious book says so.

I'm not offended by a plastic figurine of some semi-mythologised figure I've never met getting dunked in urine. Why? Because I don't have an interpretation of a religious book to tell me to.

Some people feel close to a mythological figure called Allah. Why? Because their interpretation of their religious book says so.

They feel compelled to do what he supposedly ordered. Why? Because their interpretation of their religious book says so.

And so we go...

#348

Posted by: Ichthyic Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 5:51 PM

Also hardwired into your brain by evolution.

bullshit.

Unlike yourself, some of us actually study evolution as both a profession and intellectual exercise.

I'm betting you haven't got a single cite to support any of your uses of "hardwired by evolution".

er, not that THAT even makes fucking sense.

quit while you're behind.

#349

Posted by: Algernon, elle sans chapeau Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 5:52 PM

No, people have a legitimate right to voice their disapproval of Serrano's art. They have a legitimate right to protest it, to make art that champions their view, and to tell everyone why the piece is insulting.

They should not have a right to keep people from making it though. That they should not have, the right to censor and oppress that which they dislike because they dislike it.

Their opinion is valid, as is their offense. However, it does not justify removing the rights of others to suit their whims.

#350

Posted by: j-brisby Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 5:53 PM

First of all, Piss Christ ain't no Buddhas of Bamiyan. Comparing the two is ridiculous, if for no other reason, one is a friggin' photograph. He can print another one.

And before anybody jumps down my throat for NOT RESPECTING ART, I just want to say that I'd be real careful about putting forth the argument that ALL ART MUST BE RESPECTED. Next thing you know, Fred Phelps might just start claiming that what he does is actually a form of performance art. The last thing we need is for THAT lightbulb to go off over his head.

#351

Posted by: Algernon, elle sans chapeau Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 5:54 PM

Fred Phelps might just start claiming that what he does is actually a form of performance art

This would be the best thing EVER.

Nothing kills art like being in a museum.

#352

Posted by: KG Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 5:55 PM

Y'know, I think "frankenstein monster" ("frankosaurus" under another nym is my guess) is even stupider than Hieronymous the Troll Brainless, which is quite an achievement. If your argument@342 were correct, fm, we'd all be agreeing with you, because we'd be "hard-wired" to do so.

#353

Posted by: Nerd of Redhead, OM Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 5:55 PM

Braindead troll

The arguments against for my position have been so stupid, so nasty and so clueless that it is by this point pointless to go on.
Fixed it for you loser. This makes more sense than your drivel...

#354

Posted by: Jules, Bride of Death Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 5:56 PM

Either did you spend your entire life in an empty cell w/o contact with other people/human society, or you are being obtuse on purpose.
Again, you are not the arbiter of other people's feelings. You mention empathy, but it appears you don't actually understand what the fuck it is.

People can get offended as hell about the most minor slight, and there's nothing immoral about it.

Destroying other people's shit is immoral though.

How "justified" your fucking fee-fees are has nothing to do with how justified your actions are.

Seriously. Illegal and immoral acts are still illegal and immoral even if someone totally talked shit about your mom or whatever.

offense ≠ threat

#355

Posted by: CJO Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:07 PM

I'd be real careful about putting forth the argument that ALL ART MUST BE RESPECTED.

Okay, how about ALL ART SHOULD BE PROTECTED FROM DEFACEMENT BY AUTHORITARIAN MOBS.

That work for you?

And what about Fred Phelps? I hate the motherfucker and everything he stands for, but he has the right to express himself, the same as you and me. I respect that right, not the use he makes of it.

#356

Posted by: 'Tis Himself, OM Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:08 PM

Tenebras #331

A group of deranged religious nuts didn't like something, so they threatened people with violence and destroyed things that did not belong to them. How is that NOT identical to every other group of religious fucknuts who've destroyed things throughout history because of their religious fucknuttery?

QFT

Hieronymus Brainfart fails to realize that while in civilized countries people have the right to say what they want (including producing controversial art), people do not have a right not to be insulted. The vandals who damaged Piss Christ did so because THEY felt insulted.

#357

Posted by: Nightjar Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:12 PM

So submerging someone else's picture, especially someone you feel close to, in urine, will make you feel offended.

Really? Why can't it just make you roll your eyes and dismiss the person who did that as an immature asshole? Are you sure many people wouldn't simply not give a flying fuck? You know, apparently, many Christians don't indeed give a fuck. There must be something wrong with them, right? But not with those few who felt so offended they had destroy someone else's property and threaten other human beings with hammers, oh no, those are perfectly normal people.

#358

Posted by: consciousness razor Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:13 PM

People can get offended as hell about the most minor slight, and there's nothing immoral about it.

Destroying other people's shit is immoral though.

Criticize the theory all you like -- I think the categories are blurred too easily -- but Jonathan Haidt has argued that there are five basic kinds of moral values, which highlight some differences between liberals and conservatives:

Care for others, protecting them from harm. (He also referred to this dimension as Harm.)

Fairness, Justice, treating others equally.

Loyalty to your group, family, nation. (He also referred to this dimension as Ingroup.)

Respect for tradition and legitimate authority. (He also referred to this dimension as Authority.)

Purity, avoiding disgusting things, foods, actions.

Try to guess which two or three (authoritarian) conservatives focus on more than liberals. They also have different concepts of what counts as "fairness," like tax-cuts for the wealthy, to give an obvious example.

#359

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:14 PM

@Piltdow

Your taste in art sucks

art

#360

Posted by: Amphiox, OM Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:17 PM

To the Brainfart and the Monster and the rest of the trolls;

Offense or lack of it is irrelevant.

Sacrilege of whatever degree is irrelevant.

IRRELEVANT.

It does NOT justify violently breaking into a public area, threatening and doing BODILY HARM on public servants (equivalent of POLICE), and physically damaging a valuable piece of property YOU DO NOT OWN.

(As for the comparison with the Buddhas of Bamiyan, note that the Taliban did what they did legally, using the appropriate legal channels their society provided for them, with the consent of the appropriate lawful authorities. In that sense, what the Taliban did is far more civilized.)

#361

Posted by: frankenstein monster Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:18 PM

Empirically, however, a great many Christians including many Catholics are not in the least offended by "Piss Christ". Were they wired wrong?

depends on why they don't find it disgusting. Maybe someone finds a photo too abstract to trigger the instinctive feeling of disgust. That is not wrong brain wiring. But if it does trigger the feeling of disgust in someone, there is no way to force him to start to consider it too abstract again.

Maybe they assign different, idiosyncratic symbolic values to the things. But that is again something that you can not force people to do.

And so on.

There are plenty reasons why someone does not feel disgust / feel offended even when he as valid reasons to feel so, other than a brain defect. Reasons you simply can not or/and should not force on other people.

And you still haven't addressed the salient commonality between the two cases, which has nothing to do with the justification for a feeling: Having become offended, authoritarian thugs destroyed works of art in the name of their religion. How is that justifiable?

I have addressed this question at least two times here. the short answer is NO. It is NOT justifiable.

#362

Posted by: David Marjanović Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:19 PM

A statue of Buddha does not directly insult Muslims.

Of course it does!

It's a graven image. To a fundie Muslim, that means it's utter blasphemy and must be destroyed.

The Buddha statues of Bamiyan weren't meant to insult Muslims, because they're older than Islam. But to a fundie Muslim, this doesn't change anything. They insult God. They were graven images, so they were utter blasphemy and had to be destroyed.

Ceci n'est pas un messie

Win.

To a Catholic or other Christians an icon represents Christ. To dunk a figurine of Christ in urine is the same thing as dunking Christ himself.

Wrong. Icons are not claimed to transubstantiate. To dunk a figurine of Christ in urine is symbolic of dunking Christ himself, but it's not the same thing.

Five bucks says none of the people involved will be "excommunicated" by the Catholic Church.

As indeed Serrano hasn't been.

sub-human Christian shit

*blink*

Did you just godwin yourself?

PZ Myers is the man who described the Book of Genesis as "awful tinny poetry"

Granted, much of it isn't poetry*. It's possible that PZ only thought of the first two chapters, roughly.

* Of course, "poetry" lacks a clear definition, as do "tinny" and "awful".

A bit too kitschy for my taste.

That's not kitsch.

This [link] is kitsch.

Kitsch is an open-ended category. There is no kitsch greater than which no kitsch can be conceived of.

(Link removed so I can post 4 links myself.)

The sister is entitled to her opinion. That doesn't mean she's right

Category error.

How do we find out if Piss Christ is offensive to Christians? By asking Christians.

Here we have a Christian who doesn't find it offensive – quite the opposite in fact.

Serrano himself is another example.

Clearly, there is diversity in the opinions of Christians, and you can't simply state "it's offensive to Christians" without further qualifications.

that scores highly on the list of crankdom.

Dude... the guy calls himself a troll, and then you're surprised when he writes an outright self-parodizing comment that contains every available troll trope?

"Meltdown Fan" is the banned and obsessional christofascist scumbag "Piltdown Man".

Tsk, tsk. He's not a fascist. He's a self-confessed feudalist.

In Mussolini's short-lived war on the Mafia (a monumental war of evil against evil), he would have sided with the Mafia, immediately, wholeheartedly, and without regrets.

#363

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:19 PM

@Piltdow

Your taste in art sucks

art

art

Retry

#364

Posted by: Kemist Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:20 PM

I hereby declare myself victor of this thread.

Let me guess...

You must be around 14 or 15 years old. And not a bright one.

If you are an adult, then I'm very sad for you. Must be difficult to go around your daily life with the emotional maturity of a two-year old, where your battles must be won with "nya nya nya nya I win 'cause I say so".

#365

Posted by: j-brisby Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:20 PM

I wonder what fraction of people here have ever written something nasty in a Christian library book, or defaced a Christian billboard at a busstop, or torn the Christian fish off someone's car.

I further wonder what fraction of that fraction had the nerve to do it in broad daylight, knowing they'd be punished for it.

#366

Posted by: KG Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:22 PM

Piltdown Scumbag,

Your particular style of pompous stupidity is readily recognisable.

#367

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:24 PM

I wonder what fraction of people here have ever written something nasty in a Christian library book, or defaced a Christian billboard at a busstop, or torn the Christian fish off someone's car.

I further wonder what fraction of that fraction had the nerve to do it in broad daylight, knowing they'd be punished for it.

Jesus fuck; is that projection.

Not everyone is as slimey as you.

#369

Posted by: Brother Ogvorbis, Apropos of Nada Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:27 PM

I feel insulted and offended that some Christians put up an ugly cross on a hill in the desert (on federal land, but that's beside the point I am trying to make here). Does that give me the right to go tear it down, either by myself or with a bunch of other people? I am insulted and offended by the Christmas displays put up on the courthouse. Does my offence give me the right to tear them down?

#370

Posted by: Chaos Cryptic Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:27 PM

I wonder what fraction of people here have ever written something nasty in a Christian library book, or defaced a Christian billboard at a busstop, or torn the Christian fish off someone's car.
I certainly haven't (I don't write in library books *shudder* and I don't mess around with other people's things), but what exactly does that have to do with the subject at hand? Are you saying that if we had done those things, it would be comparable to a mob going into a museum with a hammer, threatening guards, and destroying two valuable piece of art along with their glass coverings?
#371

Posted by: jafafahots Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:27 PM

Q: Art with a capital A or art with a small a... what is the difference?
A: their position in the sentence.

Your child could do that? Awesome! Congratulations for having a fun expressive kid who likes to make art. Please encourage them.

One of my favorite pieces of art was made by my nephew when his age was in the single digits. A painting that I find so haunting and beautiful that if I ever managed to cobble my piano compositions together into a collection, I'd like to use his painting as the "cover art."

#372

Posted by: frankenstein monster Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:27 PM

I'm betting you haven't got a single cite to support any of your uses of "hardwired by evolution

O RLY ? there is no scientific evidence about the evolution of brain functions like
feeling of disgust, empathy, or symbolic thinking ?
Just try to put those words together in google you lazy s.o.b.

#373

Posted by: CJO Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:28 PM

I wonder what fraction of people here...

And I wonder what fraction of the world's cluless morons consider vague insinuation an argument.

I further wonder what fraction of that fraction consider "yeah, but, you did it too!" alluded to by vague insinuation to be a valid excuse for wrongdoing.

#374

Posted by: 'Tis Himself, OM Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:30 PM

I wonder what fraction of people here have ever written something nasty in a Christian library book, or defaced a Christian billboard at a busstop, or torn the Christian fish off someone's car.

We haven't because we're civilized. Even if we're offended by someone else's property, we don't damage it because that's not what civilized people do.

#375

Posted by: Beatrice, anormalement indécente Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:30 PM

I wonder what fraction of people here have ever written something nasty in a Christian library book
Doodling on library books is nasty.
or defaced a Christian billboard at a busstop
I stuck a leaflet saying "If you are not religious, say so on the census" on it, if that counts.

What was your point? That we are not "brave" enough to vandalize other people's property?

#376

Posted by: j-brisby Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:30 PM

Jesus fuck; is that projection.

Not everyone is as slimey as you.

Wow, that is hostile. What have I done to you, to make you THAT angry?

#377

Posted by: Brownian Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:32 PM

I have never done any of those things, j-brisby. The time of day or likelihood of getting caught was not an issue in any case, since I've no doubt I've had ample opportunity to do so.

Um, have you?

#378

Posted by: Nerd of Redhead, OM Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:34 PM

Does my offence give me the right to tear them down?
Does having an RPG give you the right to practice?
#379

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:35 PM

Wow, that is hostile. What have I done to you, to make you THAT angry?

Honey, if you think that is hostile you are delusional. You will know when I'm being hostile.


#380

Posted by: Beatrice, anormalement indécente Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:35 PM

Hm, is j-brisby putting people here in the position of the mob or the artist who supposedly desecrated a religious symbol? I think I might have gotten that part wrong.

#381

Posted by: Brother Ogvorbis, Apropos of Nada Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:37 PM

j-brisby:

I have not vandalized property which does not belong to me. However, I have had a Darwin fish ripped off of my car. My mother had her tyres slashed, multiple times, because she had a bumper sticker reading "The Moral Majority is Neither". I see, every day, a sign which someone has added a cross to the pedestrian crossing sign, using electrical tape. Piss Christ was defaced. What about the thousands of Madonna with Child's?

#382

Posted by: j-brisby Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:38 PM

For the record:

I do not approve of mobs breaking into museums, threatening people with hammers, and destroying other peoples' property.

I do however have a grudging respect for people not willing to sit passively and allow themselves to be pissed on.

Everything you need to know about Piss Christ is right there in the title. If Andres Serrano actually believed the horseshit he spouts about it, he'd have called it 'Crucifix in Urine' or something similar.

#383

Posted by: David Marjanović Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:39 PM

X-) There I go, announcing I'll post four links, and then I post none.

Here goes.

1
2
3
4
(Don't worry. I'll switch to another artist soon enough.)

one is a friggin' photograph. He can print another one.

Have you read this thread?

Art (by a pupil of Dürer).

Surprisingly bad, actually. No comparison to Dürer's hare or Dürer's duck or even Conway's Deinonychus.

#384

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:42 PM

I do however have a grudging respect for people not willing to sit passively and allow themselves to be pissed on.


Ya know...like Klansmen!

#385

Posted by: raven Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:43 PM

I wonder what fraction of people here have ever written something nasty in a Christian library book, or defaced a Christian billboard at a busstop, or torn the Christian fish off someone's car.

Never did that. Never even thought of that until J-brisby brought it up. We are civilized, educated adult people, compared with the Liars and killers for jesus.

I don't have a Darwin fish on my car. People take them off around here. They usually scratch the paint at least just to make sure you know a xian was there. The police actually caught one in the act. He was a fundie mumbling about satanic symbols and god's plan.

Weinberg. Good people will do good. Bad people will do bad. But it takes religion to make good people do bad things.

So J-Brisby, are you an evil person doing evil or a good person doing evil in the name of toxic fundie xianity? I'm betting on just plain old, evil troll.

#386

Posted by: frankenstein monster Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:43 PM

that's not a picture of Jesus whoever he was; it's just some representation that some people call Jesus. Why? Because their interpretation of their religious book says so.

Some people feel close to this representation. Why? Because their interpretation of their religious book says so.

so what. They might also by mistake think it is their grandfather. No difference.

In my argument, there is nowhere mentioned why people do feel close enough to the (real or imaginary) person whose image is drenched in urine to actually empathize with her.

So this is not a valid objection against it.

I'm not offended by a plastic figurine of some semi-mythologised figure I've never met getting dunked in urine. Why? Because I don't have an interpretation of a religious book to tell me to.

That is because you don't feel any relation to the person whose statue is being dunked.
That is ok. Empathy with a long dead at best, completely imaginary at worst person is not something people can be required to feel.
But on the other hand, once hey feel it, I thing they should not be required to stop feeling it.

#387

Posted by: Brother Ogvorbis, Apropos of Nada Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:44 PM

I do however have a grudging respect for people not willing to sit passively and allow themselves to be pissed on.

First, getting pissed on? don't knock it 'til you tried it.

Second, who was pissed on? A human being? A sentient individual? No. It was a cheap plastic crucifix. A mass-produced (pun not intended) bit of junk not ever intended to decorate the inside of a church.

#388

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:46 PM

That is because you don't feel any relation to the person whose statue is being dunked. That is ok. Empathy with a long dead at best, completely imaginary at worst person is not something people can be required to feel. But on the other hand, once hey feel it, I thing they should not be required to stop feeling it.

Yes because we feel bad he's in pee....not that he is ON A FUCKING CROSS!!!

#389

Posted by: jafafahots Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:47 PM

I do however have a grudging respect for people not willing to sit passively and allow themselves to be pissed on.

Pissing on people is illegal (without conesent) and I'm pretty sure that the artist didn't do that.

Pissing on an object that does not belong to someone is not pissing ON THEM no matter how they feel about that object. If they think it IS pissing ON THEM, that's where the problem lies - their disconnect from reality.

Violence is not an answer - psychiatric treatment might be.

#390

Posted by: Brownian Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:49 PM

I do however have a grudging respect for people not willing to sit passively and allow themselves to be pissed on.

Oh, you mean Plastic Jesus got up out of the vat and destroyed the picture? Because Plastic Jesus is the only thing that's been pissed on here. My mistake. Plastic Jesus has every right to stand up and stop Serrano's 24-year-old golden bath.

But, let's see where this goes:

Here's me:

0
Δ

Here's me pissing:

0
Δ
:
:

Here's me pissing on you, j-brisby:

0
Δ
:
:
0
Δ

Now, according to frankenstein monster, evolution says that people who consider you a friend (somehow) 2,000 years from now are bound by evolution to destroy this blog comment.

#391

Posted by: chigau (◦_◦) Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:49 PM

#352 j-brisby
So.
You didn't read a single one of the 351 posts that preceded yours?
wow

#392

Posted by: Rumtopf Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:50 PM

brisby

Oh I seeee the title of the piece tells you everything you need to know. The artist's statements are meaningless because the word piss makes you cwy, daww.

You can take your "grudging respect" for violent assholes right the fuck out of here too.

#393

Posted by: Chaos Cryptic Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:50 PM

That Pteranodon sternbergi and the Pteranodon longiceps from your earlier post are beautiful. I love them. I am going to save the Quetzalcoatlus for my brother.

#394

Posted by: frankenstein monster Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:50 PM

If your argument@342 were correct, fm, we'd all be agreeing with you, because we'd be "hard-wired" to do so.

Bzzzt ! WRONG !

being hardwired to do something does not entail hardwired knowledge about the hardwiring.

#395

Posted by: David Marjanović Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:56 PM

Now this is art. Don't forget to click on "Next" to see all of it.

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3
4

Jesus fuck; is that projection.

Not everyone is as slimey as you.

Seconded. <shivering in disgust>

My mother had her tyres slashed, multiple times, because she had a bumper sticker reading "The Moral Majority is Neither".

...thus proving what the bumper sticker says.

*spoinnnnnnnnnng!*

Hey. I don't even have an irony meter. Must have been a neighbor's.

I do however have a grudging respect for people not willing to sit passively and allow themselves to be pissed on.

I deeply despise people who take action in such matters of honor.

Everything you need to know about Piss Christ is right there in the title. If Andres Serrano actually believed the horseshit he spouts about it, he'd have called it 'Crucifix in Urine' or something similar.

That's just silly. Read again what Serrano has written.

#396

Posted by: frankenstein monster Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:56 PM

Now, according to frankenstein monster, evolution says that people who consider you a friend (somehow) 2,000 years from now are bound by evolution to destroy this blog comment.Now, according to frankenstein monster, evolution says that people who consider you a friend (somehow) 2,000 years from now are bound by evolution to destroy this blog comment.

Just cite me where I said that people are bound to destroy something. I said that they can, justifiably, feel offended.

#397

Posted by: Nightjar Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:56 PM

I have addressed this question at least two times here. the short answer is NO. It is NOT justifiable.

So, what's the point of talking about valid and non valid reasons to feel offended? Why does that matter in the slightest? These Christian tugs felt offended, they had their reasons and they were valid to them. Those Muslim tugs felt offended, they had their reasons and they were valid to them. Who are you to tell people when they should or shouldn't be offended?

Are you trying to argue that this act of vandalism was more justified than that other act of vandalism, or do you agree that they're both NOT justifiable? And if the latter, what is your point?

#398

Posted by: Chaos Cryptic Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:58 PM

Now this is art.
There should be a computer game of that. Compsognathus longipes is another save-for-brother.
#399

Posted by: Ichthyic Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:59 PM

being hardwired to do something does not entail hardwired knowledge about the hardwiring.

you haven't the slightest clue what you're talking about, franky.

but then, what else is new?

#400

Posted by: Brownian Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 6:59 PM

In my argument, there is nowhere mentioned why people do feel close enough to the (real or imaginary) person whose image is drenched in urine to actually empathize with her.

So this is not a valid objection against it.

I brought in the issue of from whence the feeling comes from to demonstrate that the Muslims have just as much right to feel compelled by the description of God and his wishes in their book as the Christians who feel compelled by the description of God and his wishes in theirs.

The problem with you apologists is that you don't actually understand the depth of the religious feelings here. Plastic statuette, words in a religious book: they're all unviolable to somebody. Either they're all justified, or they aren't. Invoking some bullshit about 'piss' and 'grossness' and 'evolution' doesn't cut it.

#401

Posted by: Ichthyic Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 7:01 PM

O RLY ? there is no scientific evidence about the evolution of brain functions like
feeling of disgust, empathy, or symbolic thinking ?

one, there is a grand difference between speaking of the evolution of behavior, and calling it "hardwired".

two, you're a clueless git, and not worth taking the time to educate.

#402

Posted by: Carlie of the lacy, gently wafting adjectives Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 7:01 PM

I hereby declare myself victor of this thread.

Scott Adams, is that you again?

#403

Posted by: Brother Ogvorbis, Apropos of Nada Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 7:03 PM

Does my offence give me the right to tear them down?
Does having an RPG give you the right to practice?
Even if I had (wink) an RPG (Ручной, Ruchnoy [Hand-held] Противотанковый, Protivotankovyy [Anti-Tank] Гранатомёт, Granatomyot [Grenade Launcher] (from Wiki) . . . Not that I have one. Don't look in the basement. Not there.
#404

Posted by: Ichthyic Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 7:07 PM

Burian on the other hand is a truly great illustrator)

nobody gives a shit what you think.

not here, and not anywhere else, I'd wager.

run along now.

#405

Posted by: Chaos Cryptic Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 7:07 PM

Scott Adams, is that you again?
Man, if Hieronymus The Troll Braintree has been Scott Adams all along, that just makes me sad for Scott Adams, misogynist jerk and all. I mean, sockpuppeting to defend your own "certified genius" is pathetic enough, but being Hieronymus Braintree? I'm depressed just by that possibility.
#406

Posted by: 'Tis Himself, OM Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 7:09 PM

frankenstein monster #399

I said that they can, justifiably, feel offended.

So they're offended? So fucking what? I'm offended by the Jebus shrine my neighbor has in his front yard. Does that mean I can take a sledge hammer and wrecking bar to it?

We understand some religious fucknuts were offended by Piss Christ. We further understand some other religious fucknuts were offended by Buddhas of Bamiyan. Does that mean we shouldn't be offended by their actions to destroy that which they found offended?

#407

Posted by: frankenstein monster Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 7:09 PM

Who are you to tell people when they should or shouldn't be offended?

Who Am I to draw conclusions about anything in general, and whether someone can justifiably feel offended or not, in particular ? A thinking being. That, and a valid argument is all what is needed to draw conclusions in general. And in particular, my argument is in the post #342.

Why does that matter in the slightest?

Difference in the severity of the crime committed, and the question whether comparison with the talibans destruction of the buddha statues is valid.

Are you trying to argue that this act of vandalism was more justified than that other act of vandalism

No, I am suggesting that this act of vandalism is a much smaller wrong than the other crime...

#408

Posted by: Ichthyic Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 7:12 PM

Who Am I to draw conclusions about anything in general

exactly. You know fuckall about nearly everything you espoused on.

wank on, you crazy diamond.

#409

Posted by: Brownian, Most Vicious & Petty of Pharyngulites Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 7:12 PM

I'm Brownian, not Hieronymus The Troll Braintree. There may be another Scott Adams who is, but it isn't me.

Because there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

#410

Posted by: azumahazuki Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 7:13 PM

Oh, Pilty's back :)

*waves* Hi Pilt! Still flogging the same ol' same ol' I see. You never learn...

#411

Posted by: Nerd of Redhead, OM Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 7:14 PM

What is that inane droning? *looks around* Must be the first gnats of the year.

#412

Posted by: frankenstein monster Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 7:20 PM

one, there is a grand difference between speaking of the evolution of behavior, and calling it "hardwired".

either is the neural circuitry that produces the behavior encoded in your genes, "=hardwired"
or the behavior is learned, an can be shaped by evolutio for example by cultural transmission from one generation to the other.

Disgust, empathy, or the capacity for symbolic thinking are innate, not learned, so they have to be hardwired.

And there is also plenty of research into the details of brain circuitry responsible for those traits. ( I am not going to copy-paste links that you can get with the very first search query )

#413

Posted by: David Marjanović Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 7:21 PM

Insufficiently shaded and therefore too flat, but... just look.

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3 (insufficiently shaded tail)
4 (an illustration of a hypothesis that is not very likely, but totally awesome)

Burian on the other hand is a truly great illustrator

Was, yes. Too bad his illustrations are all so old that they're grossly inaccurate – even in features that the scientists of his time should have figured out.

#414

Posted by: Chaos Cryptic Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 7:23 PM

either is the neural circuitry that produces the behavior encoded in your genes, "=hardwired" or the behavior is learned an can be shaped by evolutio for example by cultural transmission from one generation to the other.
False dichotomy.
#415

Posted by: Ichthyic Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 7:24 PM

either is the neural circuitry that produces the behavior encoded in your genes, "=hardwired"

*sigh*

If you understood even basic behavior, you'd know that there's more than just the neural circuitry involved.

like I said, and you are continuing to confirm, you have an elementary school level of understanding of behavior, and even THEN it's 60 years out of date!

seriously, STOP.

#416

Posted by: Grumps Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 7:24 PM

he'd have called it 'Crucifix in Urine' or something similar.
LOL

No, no, that still might offend. I suggest "Growed-up baby Jebus in some pee pee"

#417

Posted by: frankenstein monster Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 7:25 PM

You know fuckall about nearly everything you espoused on.

great. that settles it. the ultimate proof. Ichthyic said so.

#418

Posted by: nigelTheBold, Minister of Spankings Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 7:26 PM

fm:

Disgust, empathy, or the capacity for symbolic thinking are innate, not learned, so they have to be hardwired.

The capacity may be hardwired: the suppression of those traits may or may not. Every opinion concerning the offensiveness of a plastic representation of blood porn submerged in a jar of urine is not hardwired.

Just as some people's intellectual is stunted through environmental factors, religious upbringing stunts certain folks' ability to retain any fucking sense of perspective.

#419

Posted by: https://www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawkDK7TYtTjLnUpXYBXCB06OJxCf4Q1AYVw Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 7:27 PM

Christians have a long history of destroying art, especially religious works, of which they disapprove or hold in suspicion.

A quick Google search for the word iconoclast will be illuminating in this regard. When iconoclasts were in ascendance in the Catholic or Greek Orthodox Churches, they damaged or destroyed vast quantities of Christian artwork, such as portraits of Jesus.

A major reason that we have so little of the art from classical Greece and Rome is that Christians destroyed it, out of fear of its (false) power. In this case, it is no different than the Taliban destroying religious art from an earlier religion. Those few ancient buildings that have survived did so because the Christians destroyed their "pagan" art and used them as churches. Others, looted by Christians were allowed to fall into ruin. Venetian Christians destroyed the Parthenon with artillery fire after it had survived 20 centuries (but the Turks had been using it as an arsenal).

Visitors to the Avebury stone circle, a relative of Stonehenge, will see that the Christians did their best to destroy even these ancient works.

#420

Posted by: Ichthyic Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 7:28 PM

Ichthyic said so.

Ichthyic has a grad degree in animal behavior and zoology from Berkeley.

you should listen to him.

#421

Posted by: Brother Ogvorbis, Apropos of Nada Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 7:29 PM

Ichthyic said so.

Based on history (on this blog), it works for me.

#422

Posted by: nigelTheBold, Minister of Spankings Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 7:29 PM

Sorry. That should read:

Just as some people's intellectual capacity is stunted through environmental factors, religious upbringing stunts certain folks' ability to retain any fucking sense of perspective.

Stupid re-writing without copy editing can getcha into trouble.

#423

Posted by: Chaos Cryptic Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 7:30 PM

great. that settles it. the ultimate proof. Ichthyic said so.
Translation: NUH-UH!!!
#424

Posted by: Nightjar Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 7:30 PM

Difference in the severity of the crime committed, and the question whether comparison with the talibans destruction of the buddha statues is valid.

The comparison, as it was made, is valid. Let me try to make my self clear:

PZ compared the religious intolerance demonstrated by the Taliban who destroyed the Buddhas of Bamiyan to that demonstrated by the Catholics who vandalised Piss Christ. Now, it doesn't matter what the reasons for these two groups to feel offended were, and it doesn't matter if you or I think they are valid or not. None of that matters: they were offended. What matters is that, as a result of being offended, they destroyed a piece of art out of religious intolerance.

It's not the reasons they had to be offended that are being compared. It's not the value of what was destroyed. It's not the scale of the crime. It is the fact that an act of vandalism was committed because a group of intolerant thugs* felt offended. Feeling offended, no matter for what reason, is no excuse do such a thing.


*FFS, how did I manage to misspell it twice in my previous post? Gah.

#425

Posted by: frankenstein monster Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 7:31 PM

the suppression of those traits may or may not.

the suppression of disgust felt when seeing fecal matter is difficult and pointless.
the suppression of symbolic thinking and empathy might be easier, but is something we definitely should avoid at any cost.

#426

Posted by: frankenstein monster Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 7:35 PM

Ichthyic has a grad degree in animal behavior and zoology from Berkeley.

Ichthyic is so arrogant that he mistakes my attempts to write about complicated things in simple terms with incompetence.

His knowledge is of no use to him if he is too arrogant to use it.

#427

Posted by: Rev. BigDumbChimp Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 7:35 PM

Ichthyic has a grad degree in animal behavior and zoology from Berkeley. you should listen to him.


Pffffffffft

Yeah right


What do educated experts know that I don't?

#428

Posted by: Chaos Cryptic Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 7:37 PM

A summary of frankie's posts so far:
1. EWW! PISS!
2. Evolution.
3. Therefore, Christians are justified in being offended.
4. ???
5. Profit.
I'm so glad you brought your illuminating, valuable perspective to this humble thread.

#429

Posted by: David Marjanović Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 7:38 PM

Still not done with the best works of that one artist.

1
2
3
4 (the sickle claw is much too short)

Alas, I have to go to bed rather than move on to the next artist immediately. There are plenty more.

#430

Posted by: tink Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 7:39 PM

@David

PZ's comment is right in my opinion. You accuse him of being selective but why?
This particular act of vandalism is up in the news so we react about it. Should we use this occasion to react again about every act of vandalism in history? I don't get it.

Or should we put a disclaimer: "Some crazies sharing part of the definition of atheism with the author were also involved in acts of vandalism" ?

If anything, we could use the acts you described in China or Russia to affirm that it takes a religious mind to turn destroying art in a virtue.

Because if you are going to stick with the definition of atheist and say that not believing in god is the only characteristic of atheists, we can consider that religious people are those who believe in a superior force/entity based only on faith. Again, history was not my thing (and I regret it) but I am sure we can fit all the communist extremists with the definition. Stalin = god, a holy book and a sacred mission to save humanity from the evil of capitalists.

So I can understand that greater crimes were committed by people throughout history. And how does that put what they did to a photograph into context? Are we supposed to say "ow they are not that bad"? I am not judging all things by comparing with past events.
French christian extremists are bullies. What they did was stupid and bad and I hope that they live to be the last ones of their religion.

#431

Posted by: libervore Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 7:40 PM

Since the title of the piece is apparently important, according to the Guardian article it is "Immersion (Piss Christ)".

Would make me wonder what it's like to be "immersed" in the Christian faith, but these protesters have unfortunately demonstrated that. Instead of discussing why they find this piece to be objectionable, they simply smashed it. Even Drunk Hulk is more articulate.

#432

Posted by: frankenstein monster Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 7:46 PM

It's not the reasons they had to be offended that are being compared. It's not the value of what was destroyed. It's not the scale of the crime. It is the fact that an act of vandalism was committed because a group of intolerant thugs* felt offended.

Slapping someone upside the head and breaking your skull with a iron rod are technically both battery. but don't tell me that the severity of the crime is something not important.

#433

Posted by: frankenstein monster Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 7:49 PM

blockquote fail.

It's not the reasons they had to be offended that are being compared. It's not the value of what was destroyed. It's not the scale of the crime. It is the fact that an act of vandalism was committed because a group of intolerant thugs* felt offended.

Slapping someone upside the head and breaking your skull with a iron rod are technically both battery. but don't tell me that the severity of the crime is something not important.

#434

Posted by: Chaos Cryptic Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 7:50 PM

Slapping someone upside the head and breaking your skull with a iron rod are technically both battery. but don't tell me that the severity of the crime is something not important.
Many people try to refute a correct analogy as a false analogy, often saying "Well, but that's different because", and refer to an existing property that the two things in the analogy indeed do not share. In cases like this, such a refutation is merely a "false charge of fallacy". But as analogies are comparing two different things there are always some properties that A and B do not share, so it is tempting to pull up one such difference to try to disqualify the analogy. For the purposes of the analogy, however, it is important to check if that difference is relevant for the analogy or not.
-Wikipedia
The destruction of the Buddhas of Bamiyan by the Taliban was a clear example of the destructive power of religious intolerance... Now we have another example of extremism attacking art
Which part of this do you have trouble with?
#435

Posted by: David Marjanović Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 7:50 PM

Grau, teurer Freund, ist alle Theorie,
Und grün des Lebens gold'ner Baum
:

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2

The dotted lines are clades which are (or were in 2003) not known as cells – they were discovered by sequencing seawater wholesale.

#436

Posted by: frankenstein monster Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 7:50 PM

A summary of frankie's posts so far: 1. EWW! PISS! 2. Evolution. 3. Therefore, Christians are justified in being offended. 4. ??? 5. Profit.

just cite me where i made the points 4. and 5.

#437

Posted by: Anri Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 7:55 PM

That is ok. Empathy with a long dead at best, completely imaginary at worst person is not something people can be required to feel. But on the other hand, once hey feel it, I thing they should not be required to stop feeling it.

They are free to feel it.

They are not free to wreck someone else's property to express it.

Got it?

. . .

the suppression of disgust felt when seeing fecal matter is difficult and pointless.

True. Medical personnel should just give right into those feelings and refuse to handle you if you've become incontinent. Because of, for example, a motor vehicle accident.


There's actually a term for suppressing our knee-jerk emotional reactions to things in favor of thinking about them: "Adulthood". Try it some time, just as a change - you never know, you might like it.

#438

Posted by: David Marjanović Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 7:55 PM

It's funny how both of you discuss a word without apparently noticing that you're using its accusative. The nominative is kolasis.

#439

Posted by: Nightjar Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 7:56 PM

Slapping someone upside the head and breaking your skull with a iron rod are technically both battery. but don't tell me that the severity of the crime is something not important.

*sigh*

It is important.

It is not what the analogy is about.

Got it?

#440

Posted by: Chaos Cryptic Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 8:01 PM

just cite me where i made the points 4. and 5.
*sigh* Just go ahead and meet the internet, kiddo.
#441

Posted by: Mandrellian Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 8:06 PM

I guess everyone is entitled to their own standards of what constitutes "art".

Quite. Either everybody is, or nobody is. There is probably no human pursuit more subjective than art and no one person can possibly be more qualified than another to say what constitutes art and what does not.

Even if there were classes of accredited "artists" and "critics", the fact remains that nobody is entitled to the wanton destruction of objects that they did not create or are not their property. These French hooligans are nothing more than vandals, frightened of a mere photograph. Imagine if Serrano had exhitbited the actual work! We would have had this conversation a decade (or more) ago because one thing is for sure: nobody adores censorship more than the religious.

#442

Posted by: raven Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 8:06 PM

Religion=violence and death.

We all know that.

You can see it through the blood drenched millennias of xianity. You can see it in the opening paragraph and the violence and murder fanboy trolls who show up to defend the Catholics.

There have been a lot of studies on how this works this inasmuch as we are currently fighting 3 wars with another related religion.

wikipedia:

His book Fighting Words: The Origins of Religious Violence (2005) used scarce resource theory to explain the role of religion in violence. Avalos argues that all conflict is usually the result of some resource that is either scarce or perceived to be scarce. This could range from love in a family to energy on a global scale. When religion causes violence, it does so because it has created a new scarce resource somewhere. Such scarce resources could include sacred space ("The Holy Land"), group privileging, and eternal life. Violence may result from the effort to maintain or acquire these religiously-created resources, and people may be willing to give or take life in pursuit of these resources. However, unlike scarcities that are verifiable (e.g., water, oil), resources such as eternal life are unverifiable and created entirely by religious belief.

Therefore, when one kills for religious reasons, one is usually trading actual lives for resources that are either not scarce or cannot even be verified to exist.
He made the further argument that religious violence is always immoral, whereas secular violence is only sometimes immoral. The book also offered a scathing critique of religionist scholars who defended biblical violence and genocide, as well as a critique of the thesis that the Nazi Holocaust was an example of atheistic violence. (Hitler and the Nazis were Catholics and Lutherans)

Avalos maintains that religious violence stems from conflicts over imaginary scarce resources.

IMO, it is more than that.
Dennett: Religion is the best vehicle ever invented for social conflicts.

A lot of the time, it is just a cover for ubiquitious tribalistic conflicts. Sometimes it is a cover for the human drives for power, money, and sex, which are occasionally procured by force.

One thing is clear. Religious violence isn't going to go away by itself. But since the Enlightenment we've learned how to deal with it. That is what the laws, courts, prisons, and cops are for.

#443

Posted by: Chaos Cryptic Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 8:10 PM

Imagine if Serrano had exhitbited the actual work!
I agree with everything else you said, but I'm pretty sure that this was the actual work.
#444

Posted by: Hurin, Nattering Nabob of Negativism. Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 8:11 PM

Hieronimous the brainless troll

So, let me ask you a question, which I have no doubt you'll be unable to answer intelligently because there is no good intelligent answer and because you're so obviously lacking in intelligence yourself: Is not dunking an icon of Christ and inherently insulting and sacrilegious act to Christians and therefore an obvious act of provocation?

I love it how you ask this, as though it has some kind of significance. Your vapid and spineless apologetics for the vandalism of art are provoking me, but that doesn't mean it wouldn't be battery if I punched your lights out.

Read your Orwell.

Says the guy arguing the violent censorship of art on the grounds that it offends a consensus point of view.

You ever heard of a concept called irony Hieronymous?

I hereby declare myself victor of this thread.

Yup. Congratulations. Bonus prize for posters who can guess Hieronymous' age and bedtime.

#445

Posted by: chigau (◦_◦) Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 8:16 PM

#429

the suppression of disgust felt when seeing fecal matter is difficult and pointless
Tell that the the millions of people who burn shit for heat and cooking.

#446

Posted by: azumahazuki Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 8:17 PM

@442

Okay, I forgot about the Maccabees reading. But remember, Plato DOES use it in the rehabilitative sense, and we're dealing with Pharisees here, i.e., Hellenized Jews. In fact, much of the bloviating Tertullian and Athenagoras do on the subject is Platonic in origin as well. I think it can be argued that by that time, in that place, with the word aionios instead of aidios attached, that IS the context.

Better people than me have written on this subject, along with words like apollumi, mello, and so forth which I am still studying.

But to me, it doesn't matter any longer :)

If you're trying to frighten me with hellfire, well, sorry to disappoint but it just doesn't work now. A few days ago, everything just fell into place. I will never, ever be worried about Abrahamic theology again, and no one can change that. Not Bill Craig, not Cornelius van Til, not my own shaky overclocked brain, and certainly not you, you poor obsessive slob.

I see much of my earlier self in you, and feel very sorry for you, but at the same time there's nothing I can do to help. The fact that you're trying to cause the mental equivalent of a kernel panic is not helping your case.

Face it, Pilty; you've lost. You lost when you refused to pursue new knowledge, and you lost because you are afraid. Part of you remembers "being an atheist" (which, from the sound of it, means you were simply uninformed, like the average Soviet).

Guess what: you will become an atheist again before you die. I would be willing to bet money on it.

#447

Posted by: Chaos Cryptic Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 8:17 PM

Yup. Congratulations.
Also this.
#448

Posted by: Nightjar Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 8:21 PM

*sigh* Just go ahead and meet the internet, kiddo.

Evidently, fm is aware of all internet traditions.

#449

Posted by: Sven DiMilo Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 8:26 PM

DDMFM @#440:
Not sure why you posted those trees--you consider them 'art' despite the Comic Sans?--but I'm especially puzzled as to why Plasmodium is illustrated with a pic of a nematode.

#450

Posted by: Carlie of the lacy, gently wafting adjectives Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 8:27 PM

Because there's a million of us just like me

Does that mean it's possible to have a gay orgy with a whole bunch of Brownians?

Excuse me, I'll be in my bunk.

#451

Posted by: Mandrellian Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 8:27 PM

If something is art just because someone says it is, then the whole notion of "art" is devalued.


Balderdash! On the contrary: what devalues art is when people decide, arbitrarily, that something isn't art. Art's whatever the artist or viewer or listener says it is or art is nothing more than ticking boxes to fulfil criteria; a standardised test.


The fact that someone simply doesn't LIKE a work of art means only that they don't like it. They have no reason or right to judge that for other people. Nobody, except those involved or experiencing it, decides what "good" music is any more than they decide what "good" sex is; similarly, noone can decide for another what art is and what it's not. To differ is human; results may vary.


Art isn't sport. It's not a game with defined rules, methods of engagement, objectives and penalties. It is possibly the most subjective pursuit we humans indulge in. It is encumbent upon reasonable people to respect the rights of people to call whatever they want "art". You can argue until you're blue in the face whether a piece of art is valuable, worthy, meaningful, well-crafted, legal or just a turd in a can; what you can't do is turn your nose up and deny that it's art to begin with.

#452

Posted by: Lynna, OM Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 8:31 PM

David M. @304

How does Leninism/Stalinism/Maoism/Kimilsungism differ from religion? Infallible founder figures who wrote infallible scripture. Infallible leaders, the boundless admiration of whom in art and elsewhere is strongly encouraged, and the justice of whom is sometimes incomprehensible. Rituals. Gapless worldviews that provide one correct answer to every imaginable question...

Beautifully written, David. I've been arguing this point with fairly dense religious nutters in my neighborhood for some time.

I think I'll save this comment of yours and just quote you from now on.

Religious nutters stopped by my house today. They left me a flyer that says, among other things, "I need not fear death. While it is a loss for those who are still living, for the believer death is the only sure way to be fully healed from all that hurts us." This bit of wisdom was followed by a friendly reminder that we have to believe in Christ or we will be hurt after death -- eternal fire and all that.

As befits our discussion of art and its desecration, the design of the flyer was execrable, and the graphic elements less sophisticated than the theology. Maybe I should hit it with a hammer.

#453

Posted by: strange gods before me ॐ homintern radfem Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 8:33 PM

If you're trying to frighten me with hellfire, well, sorry to disappoint but it just doesn't work now. A few days ago, everything just fell into place. I will never, ever be worried about Abrahamic theology again, and no one can change that.

Wonderful news, azumahazuki. I noticed your posts on this in the last couple weeks. If it's easy to articulate, I'd be interested in hearing how things fell into place for you.

#454

Posted by: Hurin, Nattering Nabob of Negativism. Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 8:33 PM

Says the guy arguing the violent censorship of art on the grounds that it offends a consensus point of view.
Mangled. Should read: Says the guy arguing for the violent censorship of any art which can be considered offensive under a consensus point of view.
#455

Posted by: a_ray_in_dilbert_space, OM, A little FUCKING ray of sunshine Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 8:41 PM

j-brisby,
Ya just don't get it, do you? The Piss Christ was a commentary on the pollution of Xtianity by the profane and mundane. It wasn't even meant to be particularly sacriligeous, asshat! It comments on the sacrilege that has already been committed. Jeebus, you xtians are dumb!

It's exactly like the painting of Mary with breasts sculpted out of elephant dung that was made in Kenya. The Cretins--oh I mean Christians--in New York protested, when in fact, elephant dung is not considered profane or unclean in Kenya. Fuckin' Philistines!

#456

Posted by: Lynna, OM Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 8:44 PM

I wonder what fraction of people here have ever written something nasty in a Christian library book, or defaced a Christian billboard at a busstop, or torn the Christian fish off someone's car. I further wonder what fraction of that fraction had the nerve to do it in broad daylight, knowing they'd be punished for it.
What unholy thought process is this?

The first I ever thought of such actions was when I read that comment.

So, no, not me. I wouldn't commit any of those nefarious deeds in the daylight, nor the dark, nor the twilight.

WTF?

#457

Posted by: ckitching Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 8:46 PM

I do however have a grudging respect for people not willing to sit passively and allow themselves to be pissed on.
Would you have more grudging respect if they made an attempt on Serrano's life in order to prevent him from pissing on them again? A righteous jihad on the artist?

I'll spell it out for you: You do not have the right to not be offended. You do not have the right to expect others to honour your traditions.

#458

Posted by: Algernon, elle sans chapeau Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 9:11 PM

But art can

#459

Posted by: Ye Olde Blacksmith Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 9:15 PM

Everything you need to know about Piss Christ is right there in the title.

Wow! You need to go back to reading Garfield because you ain't got a clue about art. Or maybe I'm just too dumb to get everything from just the title of a piece of art. I mean Rothko's "Untitled" pretty much says it all too, right?

Rothko Untitled

If the title says it all, why even bother experiencing the actual art?

#460

Posted by: Algernon, elle sans chapeau Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 9:21 PM

mean so much

#461

Posted by: cashforyourscars Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 9:22 PM

Hi everyone. Just stopped by to drop off some ♥. Oh and to comment, too.

First, the love:
♥Raven - Always so clear and concise...clean and sharp to the last! Muah! *fingertips to lips*
♥Ing - I don't know how anyone has enough energy to keep up with the trolls, but I'm very glad you do.
♥Brownian - I would like to make a triptych of your art in #390 and title it "Asking For It: An Obvious Act of Provocation." Extra ♥ for the mental image of illicit priest fighting rings.
♥azumahazuki - I also remember previous posts of yours concerning hell. I know to some degree how terrible that fear can be and it makes me so happy to know you've overcome it.

Now, my comment:
...well, nothing that hasn't really been said before and probably better. I think this cowardly act of (attempted) censorship threatens all art, (and) free expression itself. There is no excuse for this destructive behavior.

I will now resume lurking. Pharyngulate on, Pharyngulistas! :)

#462

Posted by: Algernon, elle sans chapeau Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 9:29 PM

Piltdown: I'm intrigued. I thought you were a medievalist. And yet these later works? Mannerism was often considered a nearly perverse degeneration of Italian Renaissance ideals of beauty (nothing more sensual and un-medieval than that) and that woodcut!?

Shouldn't art be a window to the contemplative essence of something?

It seems an ideal to me that isn't incongruent with piss. Is piss evil? Or is it human?

#463

Posted by: Algernon, elle sans chapeau Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 9:32 PM

I know I know. I'm not supposed to talk to him. Whatever. I got a song out of interacting with him so it's not like it's useless to me, personally.

I need to record that song.

Ooh... piltdown did you read the lyrics? What do you think?

#464

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 9:40 PM

Also it seems the outrage over the Piss Jesus is betraying a ...rather bizarre insecurity with faith. Basically what they're saying is that Evil>>Good.

After all Urine)evil) can defile Jesus(good)

WTF?

#465

Posted by: Friendly Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 9:49 PM

In response to the whole thesis that "Somebody is inciting! People can't *help* being offended! The inciter deserves what they get!", I offer this:

Any particular person might not be able to stop themselves from experiencing thoughts and emotions -- becoming angry, or depressed, or sexually aroused, etc., etc. -- when they are provoked to do so by other people. Or by what those people have made. Or even by a random set of circumstances.

They *can* stop themselves from committing acts of violence, and doing other inappropriate stuff, in response. That's called self-discipline, and it's one of the things that makes civilization possible. Believing that people are morally justified in assault, theft, vandalism, rape, lynching, etc., because the victim "dared them to do it" is taking a step down the road to having torches and picthforks at everyone's front door and guillotines in every town square.

I have always loved the line from C. J. Cherryh's "Shon'jir" that goes something like this:

"If I can make you angry, I have passed your defenses. So my elders often told me, because I was greatly prone to that fault myself."

amicably,
Friendly

#466

Posted by: SallyStrange, Spawn of Cthulhu Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 9:57 PM

so what I'm getting from this is that whenever a Christian (or any religioso, really) starts feeling all offended 'n shit, best hunker down, because things are liable to get violent.

Yep, still looks that way. Christianity's defenders not doing a whole lot to counter that impression on this thread.

#467

Posted by: cornbread_r2 Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 9:59 PM

Blood isn't the only bodily fluid Catholics profess to be consuming when they take communion.

#468

Posted by: Ye Olde Blacksmith Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:27 PM

Hmmm...parts of this thread is beginning to sound an awful lot like a free speech thread. At least, that is what keeps popping into my head when I was reading. In many ways art==speech, IMHO.

#469

Posted by: timothy.green.name Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:30 PM

As an atheist who is trying to understand religious sensibilities, and who can still sometimes be moved by religious works of art, I want to say that I loved Andrew Higgins' poem which The Other Ian posted in #150. I saw it earlier today at Slacktivist.

TRiG.

#470

Posted by: Ye Olde Blacksmith Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:31 PM

Another thing that should pop into my head, at least now and then, is to use the preview button first. doh!

#471

Posted by: Friendly Author Profile Page | April 19, 2011 10:52 PM

I shouldn't waste time responding to trolls long after they've flounced, but I just thought this was too funny:

The Taliban could in no way be reasonably regarded as provoked.

How can anyone claim there is a reasonable standard for other people having grounds to be unreasonable?

Mullah Omar (The Times, March 6, 2001): "Muslims should be proud of smashing idols. It has given praise to God that we have destroyed them."

amicably,
Friendly

#472

Posted by: Samantha Vimes Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 12:12 AM

Hieronymous, a plastic statuette is not a person. You apparently think the Trophy Wife is literally that, a trohpy, not a human being.

#473

Posted by: frankenstein monster Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 12:27 AM

*sigh*

It is important.

It is not what the analogy is about.

Got it?

But this is how the analogy will look like unless if you just declare that the one is like the other without pointing out that you are not comparing the severity of the crime.
It will sound like an overblown, hysterical hyperbole.

#474

Posted by: frankenstein monster Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 12:30 AM

*sigh* Just go ahead and meet the internet, kiddo.
OK kiddo. go on. show the world where I did such a ridiculous thing. Cite me.
#475

Posted by: Wowbagger, Man-Hating Man of Pharyngula Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 12:38 AM

frankenstein monster wrote:

OK kiddo. go on. show the world where I did such a ridiculous thing. Cite me.

Good grief. Are you seriously trying to tell us that even after reading the explanation of the joke you still don't get it?

#476

Posted by: Markita Lynda: Healthcare is a damn right Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 12:49 AM

The Roman Catholic priests destroyed the holy books of the Incas. There is one, or part of one, or maybe a copy of one, left.

#477

Posted by: jafafahots Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 1:19 AM

There are Christian churches in England where Christians destroyed Christian artwork because the then-current way in that area of interpreting the BS in the bible was temporarily certainty that depicting faces of whomever was idolatry or some such.

So you go into these Christian churches, still in use, that have 1000 year old Christian art that was defaced 500 years ago by Christians and is interspersed with more modern Christian art that WOULD have been defaced by those Christians had it been there then.

And I'd be willing to bet that of the Christians that currently sit in sermons amongst that art - defaced and not - might be upset enough by some art. Upset enough to deface it.

How many years does it take to learn absolutely nothing? THOUSANDS.

#478

Posted by: eriktrips Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 2:32 AM

Wow. Riveting comment thread. So much so that I had to delurk to say "word" to Ing @185ff.

And Brownian @390: your "piss j-brisby" almost knocked me off my chair convulsing in laughter. I needed that comic relief and I needed it right then. Thank you.

::relurk::

#479

Posted by: Friendly Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 2:50 AM

@fm #473:


But this is how the analogy will look like

To whom? All of the world's "right-thinking people", I suppose?

Negation of freedom of expression by religious violence is abhorrent at any scale, be it Muslims blowing up statues, Christians slashing photos, or, I dunno, little Hindu kids stealing a little Sikh kid's drawing of the Sri Guru Granth Sahib and flushing it down the john.

[editor] BTW, it's either "this is how the analogy will look" or "this is what the analogy will look like". [/editor]


@Markita #476:


The Roman Catholic priests destroyed the holy books of the Incas.

I was just thinking about that earlier in the context of this thread. It wasn't just their religious books; most of the histories and records that the Inca kept in their quipu stringwork fed the fire as well, and the few examples that survive cannot be deciphered. What a loss for all humanity!

amicably,
Friendly

#480

Posted by: Nightjar Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 5:20 AM

But this is how the analogy will look like unless if you just declare that the one is like the other without pointing out that you are not comparing the severity of the crime.

OK, one more time, here's the analogy:

The destruction of the Buddhas of Bamiyan by the Taliban was a clear example of the destructive power of religious intolerance — it takes a religious mind to turn the demolition of art into a virtue. Now we have another example of extremism attacking art: Catholic fundamentalists in France have destroyed Andres Serrano's Piss Christ.

Look, I don't disagree with you that the Buddahs were a much bigger loss for humanity than this, though I can appreciate Piss Christ as art. But it doesn't matter. It didn't matter to the Catholics who did this. They didn't do it because they thought Piss Christ was "ugly" or "not art" or "easily replaceable". Nothing of that matters. They did it because they were offended.

And that's OK, too, people are free to feel however they like. But that doesn't give them the right to destroy something that doesn't belong them simply because it offends them. That's authoritarianism and religious extremism, like the destruction of the Buddhas of Bamiyan was. These are two different examples of the same thing.

To borrow your example, slapping someone upside the head and breaking their skull with a iron rod are two very different things but they are both examples of battery.

Destroying the Buddhas and destroying Piss Christ are two very different things but they are both examples of "the destructive power of religious intolerance".

Got it now?

It will sound like an overblown, hysterical hyperbole.

Only if you have trouble with reading comprehension. PZ didn't say "oh look, another act equivalent to the destruction of the Buddhas of Bamiyan!". He correctly pointed out what those two acts had in common right in the first paragraph, and it was not the "severity of the crime".

#481

Posted by: Mr.Kosta Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 8:00 AM

Hmm... Seems I'm late to bash this Hyeronimous fuckwit... oh well.

In case he's still lurking, here's some art you can't destroy, you moron.

And here's some more.

Sweet Yog-Sothoth, I hate apologists of Christian savagery.

#482

Posted by: https://www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawmVT1LBhwmO9ej9LNg7a5e9d-AVJ8ezfmE Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 8:02 AM

Whose permission should I ask before making a "piss Harry Potter"?

#483

Posted by: serendipitydawg Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 8:03 AM

@ #273

Ceci n'est pas un messie

Alpha plus, SallyStrange.

#484

Posted by: Illuminata, féministes fin de jeu Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 8:52 AM

I wonder what fraction of people here have ever written something nasty in a Christian library book, or defaced a Christian billboard at a busstop, or torn the Christian fish off someone's car.

I further wonder what fraction of that fraction had the nerve to do it in broad daylight, knowing they'd be punished for it.

Interesting. Nearly even single one of these things have been done to my property by christians.

They did it broad daylight too, but hid, in hopes that they wouldn't be punished. And, of course, they weren't.

Apparently, being christian in america is a free pass to behave like a terrorist - big or small.

#485

Posted by: Quodlibet Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 9:16 AM

Illuminata @ #484:

Apparently, being christian in america is a free pass to behave like a terrorist - big or small.

I fear that this will become increasingly true as christian fundie legislators, at local, state, and federal levels, enact "christian" legislation, such as allowing or facilitating prayer in schools and public meetings; allowing or requiring the teaching of creationism instead of, or in competition to real science; and limiting civil and human rights based on christian or other religious "moral" tenets. It is very frightening. I fear that we are entering increasingly dangerous times for anyone who is not white, male, straight, christian, and conservative/regressive.

#486

Posted by: Synapse Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 9:34 AM

Whose permission should I ask before making a "piss Harry Potter"?

Dear Voldemort, no! Think of the children!!!

#487

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 9:40 AM

I fear that this will become increasingly true as christian fundie legislators, at local, state, and federal levels, enact "christian" legislation, such as allowing or facilitating prayer in schools and public meetings; allowing or requiring the teaching of creationism instead of, or in competition to real science; and limiting civil and human rights based on christian or other religious "moral" tenets. It is very frightening. I fear that we are entering increasingly dangerous times for anyone who is not white, male, straight, christian, and conservative/regressive.

Legalizing vigilante murder against legal medical procedures...

#488

Posted by: Quodlibet Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 9:46 AM

Ing, hello, thanks for adding that important item. It would probably be a terribly depressing exercise to try to come up with a comprehensive list. :-(

#489

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 10:07 AM

@Quodilbet

...Laws that not only enable but insist upon officers topping random people to "see their papers"?

#490

Posted by: Quodlibet Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 10:15 AM

That, too.

*sigh*

#491

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 10:20 AM

...Laws based on pig headed denial that a black man could have been born in America?

...Laws putting a waiting peroid on abortion to push any potential chance of surgery past the cut off dates?

...Laws requiring women seeking abortion to go to church services that have no legal restriction against publicizing their 'patients' name?

...Laws that allow corporations to donate without scrutiny or over sight or transparency?

...Laws that shield prosecutors who used fraud to convict someone to death row from law suits?

...Laws that prevent citizens from recording illegal police activities?

#492

Posted by: Quodlibet Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 10:36 AM

Ing, yes to all those, too. :-(

And also the petty local "rules" that hurt and divide people, such as schools that prohibit same-sex prom dates and shame LGBT students and their partners. This just enrages me.

------

One of the things that I've found interesting about this thread (well, I guess it's not unique!) is what I call willful obtuseness in so many of the apologists for religiously-inspired violence and vandalism - willfully obtuse people exhibit a steadfast refusal to examine their own thinking and admit even the smallest possibility that a change of mind or attitude might be in order. That sort of close-minded, righteous, inflexible thinking is at the core of all zealotry and fuels the arrogance and aggressiveness of all sorts of bigotry.

#493

Posted by: raven Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 10:41 AM

Another example of xian barbarianism and terrorism. The atheist billboards.

This is quite similar to the destruction of the Bamiyan Buddhas. Both are large pieces of art, readily visible, and both the billboards and the statues were just sitting there doing nothing.

For a while, the probability that an atheist billboard would be vandalized was approaching 100%. Lately it has dropped off but maybe that is just because it is winter.

Maybe xians are so destructive of property and people because their gods are so inert. Yahweh, the kid, and the spook don't ever actually do anything for themselves or by themselves. A third grader or a cat seems to be more powerful than all the heavenly hosts put together. My cat brought me a dead mouse last night.

North Carolina's 'Atheist' Billboard: Vandalism & Reactions ...Jun 30, 2010 ... A billboard campaign undertaken by the North Carolina Secular Association with a coalition of other agnostics and atheists erected six ... inewp.com/?p=3450 - Cached - Similar

Atheist billboard vandalized - UPI.comFeb 17, 2010 ... A billboard near Sacramento promoting atheism was vandalized by someone depicting atheists as lost, one of the billboard's sponsor said.
www.upi.com/.../Atheist-billboard-vandalized/UPI-73071266387409/ - Cached - Similar

#494

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 10:46 AM

@Raven

Or by example...human urine can render the sacred profane.

I agree with the artist...shouldn't the Jesusnessistarianismality be able to render the profane sacred? That was a big point in Catholocism wasn't it!?

#495

Posted by: Illuminata, féministes fin de jeu Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 10:54 AM

I fear that we are entering increasingly dangerous times for anyone who is not white, male, straight, christian, and conservative/regressive.


Add to that new restrictive voter i.d. laws designed specifcally to attack left-leaning voters, while explicitly excluding right-leaning voters such as gun owners and the elderly.

The very best way to pretend that you're minority of extremists hold the same views as the majority of the citizens, huh. I wonder what other countries do that . . . . hmmm . . ..

#496

Posted by: raven Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 10:59 AM

Or by example...human urine can render the sacred profane.

Yeah, if jesus and a priest can turn wine into blood with a magic spell or send Catholics to heaven even though they are...Catholics, then....

Jesus seems to be as powerful and active in the real world as Garfield the comic strip cat. Believers might want to ponder the implications of that.

Or not. Some of them seem to think they have to make up for his lack of tangibility.

#497

Posted by: azumahazuki Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 11:23 AM

@497

Someone is going to quote from one of Paul or Peter's books saying some crap about "scoffers appearing in the last days" and so on.

Well, it's been over 1950 years. Mat 10:23 especially rankles. And the amillennialist ("he already came back!") crowd has nothing persuasive to say on the matter.

So, um...?

#499

Posted by: Brother Ogvorbis, Apropos of Nada Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 11:31 AM

@Quodilbet

... Not to mention the laws transferring government responsibilities to religious organizations and then sending more money to the private group than it was costing for the US Government to perform the activity.

#500

Posted by: KG Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 12:07 PM

Who Am I to draw conclusions about anything in general, and whether someone can justifiably feel offended or not, in particular ? A thinking being. - fm

Come on now, be serious.

#501

Posted by: GravityIsJustATheory Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 12:55 PM

Posted by: Ing....digo Montoya: You Killed My Father, Prepare to Die | April 19, 2011 10:27 AM

Also don't pretend the idea of the Aesthetic Grotesque isn't a fucking part of art. Art has long been about more than just pretty picture and vases of flowers.


In fact, for a long time pretty pictures of vases of flowers were looked down on for not being meaningful enough:


Even though Italian still life painting was gaining in popularity, it remained historically less respected than the "grand manner" painting of historical, religious, and mythic subjects. Prominent Academicians of the early 17th century, such as Andrea Sacchi, felt that genre and still life painting did not carry the "gravitas" merited for painting to be considered great. On the other hand, successful Italian still life artists found ample patronage in their day.[22] Furthermore, women painters, few as they were, commonly chose or were restricted to painting still life; Giovanna Garzoni, Laura Bernasconi, and Fede Galizia are notable examples.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Still_life#Seventeenth_century

#502

Posted by: Toiletman Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 3:48 PM

I think it is well...understandable. As much as I disagree with catholics on...almost everything..., their reactions are clearly understandable. This piece of "art" is only "art" because some ultra-progressive people think that everything provocative can be art like also parts of shit. It was only meant to provoke negative feelings in people. It did. It's very different from what the Taliban did. Buddhism was not created to cause negative feelings in anybody.

#503

Posted by: Rotting in the Midwest Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 3:49 PM

i like how very few people are noting how the piss christ photograph was not created with any intention of being disrespectful of christianity or jesus.

#504

Posted by: PixelFish, Deathy Death McDeatherson of the Upper Mammoth Falls McDeathersons Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 3:52 PM

I had the same reaction to Piss Christ as I did to the ERA. Once I finally saw the thing, it was distinctly anti-climatic. "This is what everybody is saying will bring on the end of civilization?"

Something that cracks me up (or alternately weirds me out) is when folks get cranky about what is essentially an action figure being dipped in piss and photographed. It's not Jesus, even if you believe in Jesus. It's not even likely an accurate representation of somebody who could have been related to Jesus. You could take a Lego Obi Wan Kenobi, strap it to two popsicle sticks, and epoxy it to a urinal for a photo session and it would be the same net effect as far as the universe goes. It's blasphemous to submerge a symbolic representation of your deity BUT apparently it's okay to destroy the PICTURE of the representation of your deity? ???? (In fact, if most people viewed Piss Christ without knowing about the urine, they might just think it's a nice golden glow symbolic of his divinity.)

Also find it funny that Sister Wendy Beckett apparently got what Serrano was trying to do....but zillions of her fellow Christians freak out about Action Figure In Bodily Fluid.

#505

Posted by: CJO Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 3:52 PM

It was only meant to provoke negative feelings in people.

So you say. Two questions:

How do you know this?

If true, for the sake of argument, does that justify terroristic violence on the part of a censorious mob?

#506

Posted by: Brownian Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 4:00 PM

It was only meant to provoke negative feelings in people.

NOT READING THE ENTIRE FUCKING THREAD BEFORE ADDING YOUR TWO FUCKING UNINFORMED CENTS IS ONLY MEANT TO PROVOKE NEGATIVE FEELINGS IN PEOPLE.

I HOPE YOU FIND IT SIMILARLY 'UNDERSTANDABLE' WHEN YOU GET ICEPICKED BY A DISGRUNTLED PHARYNGULITE.

#507

Posted by: Forbidden Snowflake Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 4:14 PM

I would like to thank many of the participants of this thread, which gave me a much better understanding and deeper appreciation of the work of art involved.
In particular, I thank Freemage @112, The Other Ian @150 for posting the poem, Brownian @233, Classical Cypher @280 and many more.


I DO NOT THANK commenters like Toiletman @502, who didn't actually bother to read any of the damn discussion before choosing to reduce its SNR with an ignorant-yet-opinionated comment.

#508

Posted by: SallyStrange, Spawn of Cthulhu Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 4:26 PM

"Toiletman": everything you need to know about the post is right there in the poster's chosen 'nym.

#509

Posted by: 'Tis Himself, OM Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 4:58 PM

Shorter Toiletman: I can't be bothered to read the thread but I have to show I'm a dipshit.

#510

Posted by: Owlmirror Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 5:30 PM

[Pilt]'s not a fascist. He's a self-confessed feudalist.

Or rather, a confessed clerico-fascist.

As long as the Church is in charge of "faith and morals" (whatever that might mean) and can tell the dictator-for-life (hereditary or no) how high to jump, he'll lick his (jack)boots (be they fur-trimmed or no).

#511

Posted by: Owlmirror Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 6:52 PM

BTW, I used to own a Thoth pack in my unregenerate days. Coincidence? I rather think not ...

The Magus?

I thought it was a Protestant trope to accuse the pope of being a secretly-Satan-worshipping sorceror steeped in the occult.

Or do you mean that JP2 was an example of what happens when the Church is corrupted by modernism?

#512

Posted by: Nerd of Redhead, OM Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 6:55 PM

*Sniff* What's that vile stench? Smells like a dead, rotting troll.

#513

Posted by: Chaos Cryptic Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 7:12 PM

I seriously don't understand how he's not ashamed of himself, doing this transparent morphing shtick to sneak in where he's not wanted. It's unusually pathetic.

#514

Posted by: CJO Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 7:14 PM

He's witnessing. Banning just feeds the martyr complex.

#515

Posted by: CJO Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 7:19 PM

Owlmirror,

I've got a Hebrew translation question for you. It's implied (though not addressed to you) in a post near the end of the Ken Ham Put to Shame thread, or if you want I can ask on TET.

#516

Posted by: Owlmirror Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 7:25 PM

I wasn't making that accusation.

Why not?

And I think hardcore Prots are concerned to denounce the institution of the papacy itself as antichrist rather than to cast aspersions on the moral character of individual popes.

Because ignoring low-hanging fruit like the Borgia popes would be so in character for them?


I think a strong case can be made for that, yes, although I would say "clergy" rather than "Church" as the Church herself resembles some of her greatest saints -- incorruptible.

If every component of an institution is corruptible, it follows that the institution as a whole is corruptible.

#517

Posted by: Wowbagger, Man-Hating Man of Pharyngula Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 8:08 PM

Piltdown Man wrote:

If you have any evidence to that effect...

Spa-GOINGGGGGGGGGGGG!

Damn. If I'm going to have my irony meter sitting as close to my pc as it currently is I think I'm going to have to start wearing goggles. That cog came just a little to close.

#518

Posted by: First Approximation, L'esprit de l'escalier Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 8:12 PM

Or rather, a confessed clerico-fascist.

Well, he does seem to equate 'feudal monarchy' with clerico-fascism there.

Here's what he has to say about the US becoming a feudal state:

Imagine.

Society organised on an agrarian rather than an industrial basis, divided into three broad classes - laboratores (peasants and artisans), bellatores (aristocratic warrior caste) and oratores (a literate clergy).

In place of the current system of wage-slavery, families (large extended families) would live on freeholdings, providing a measure of self-sufficiency.

Labour relations would be radically overhauled. Capitalism fosters unnecessary class warfare by creating a "boss" class whose unbridled rapacity in turn gives rise to a militant, unionized proletariat. Instead, each recognised profession would be represented by means of a guild system, with both masters and apprentices belonging to the same guild.

Needless to say, the whole modern usurious banking system would have to go. The charging of interest would be prohibited.

Church and State would enjoy relative autonomy in their respective spheres of competence, although the spiritual power would of course be able to overrule the temporal power in matters pertaining to religion and morals -- no mad scientists conducting diabolical Faustian research.

All in the context of a resurrected Christendom comprising a federation of independent Catholic nations, each founded on an alliance of Throne and Altar under a sacral monarch.

You know it makes sense.

#519

Posted by: strange gods before me ॐ homintern radfem Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 8:27 PM

You know it makes sense.

I lol'd.

#520

Posted by: Dark Jaguar Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 9:20 PM

I honestly don't think this thing is all that good a piece of art, personally. I just don't get the point. To me, it's just shock value. I mean he didn't even carve the cross to look like Jesus was peeing or holding his breath or something. At least it's not as lazy as painting a can of soup. I still don't get the point of that one...

That said, it's someone else's property and they've got no right to destroy it, no matter how much it offends them. So basically, aside from the fact I don't actually like this piece in any way, I otherwise completely agree with PZ.

#521

Posted by: Nerd of Redhead, OM Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 9:33 PM

Damn. If I'm going to have my irony meter sitting as close to my pc as it currently is I think I'm going to have to start wearing goggles. That cog came just a little to close.
We at Pharyngula Labs have been working on the equivalent of a GFI/surge protector for irony meters. But Pilty sized irony still overloads the system. Care to be a beta tester?
#522

Posted by: Melisssssssssa Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 10:30 PM

I am astonished at how beautiful this photo is, and even more astonished that I had only heard about it, but never seen it, until now.

This is an extremely sad day-- yet another historic piece of art wrecked in the name of religion.

#523

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 20, 2011 11:24 PM

Jesus Pilty....why don't you just go off an die? I mean seriously you're 700 years out of your time and amount to nothing more than a bigoted little elitist pimple on the ass of society, gleefully cheer leading murderers, assaultants and pedophiles (that is when you're able to prey your mouth away from the pope's wrinkled syphilitic cock for a second). No one likes you here, I hesitate to say I can't imagine many people liking you PERIOD. Even Catholics wouldn't like you. Just go away, leave us alone (all your whimpering sleaze does is to steel our low opinion of your church, making it ever the more delightsome to us as it continues to flail about and hemorrhage due to its own incompetence and moral bankruptcy). Go off and die, correct the mistake your clearly misguided mother made when she put the coat hanger down.

#524

Posted by: ecpaulsen Author Profile Page | April 21, 2011 1:23 AM

Okay, now even I find that image offensive! Why would any miscreant ruin the beautiful amber glow of a jar of urine by dropping a fucking crucifix into it? I am outraged!

#525

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 21, 2011 9:27 AM

@Ecpaulsen

The Passion of Howard Hughes

#526

Posted by: Blot Author Profile Page | April 21, 2011 12:52 PM

It doesn't seem to me that this defacement, and the destruction of the Buddhas are all that analogous. The Buddhas had enormous historical and cultural significance, and the Serrano painting has very little; it might have in time become a work of great and lasting significance in western culture, who's to say? Seems unlikely to me, but these things are hard to predict.

However, that's not at all the point. It doesn't matter whether the photo is a wonderful work of art, or a piece of attention-seeking junk. What matters is that its destruction would have deprived people of the ability to decide for themselves its value. It's a grossly illiberal and bigoted act to try to prevent your fellow citizens from viewing and making up their own minds because you happen to find it offensive. I suppose that's what happens when one's aim is placate and curry favour with fictional characters, rather than engage in a proper dialogue with people. Both barbarian and philistine apply.

#527

Posted by: Blot Author Profile Page | April 21, 2011 12:55 PM

Obviously I meant photo and not painting.

#528

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 21, 2011 1:20 PM

However, that's not at all the point. It doesn't matter whether the photo is a wonderful work of art, or a piece of attention-seeking junk. What matters is that its destruction would have deprived people of the ability to decide for themselves its value.

QFT there.

Personally I think it is good as art because I think you can see more depth to it the more you analyze and examine the subject.

#529

Posted by: Blot Author Profile Page | April 21, 2011 1:24 PM

Personally I think it is good as art because I think you can see more depth to it the more you analyze and examine the subject.

My tastes in the visual arts tend to be a bit conservative, which is, to paraphrase Toby Ziegler, why I (and even more so religious bigots), should have no say whatsoever concerning what hangs on the walls of modern art exhibits.

#530

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 21, 2011 1:32 PM

@Blot

I tend to dislike the "modern" art, as some call it.

I do however like surrealism, impressionism, abstractism, and dadaism...

..I don't like the sort of cynical 'it has no meaning so it's art because it's commenting on how shallow art is' shtick. Mostly because it's over played.

But those who say that "shock" value and all that means the art is garbage because all it's intending to do is offend; you need to look at the Communist Russia Nonconformist art. Does the art suddenly become good because it's people being intentionally offensive towards the Communists and the system that said they cannot do XYZ artistically?

#531

Posted by: Blot Author Profile Page | April 21, 2011 1:59 PM

I'm similar. I love modernist art and literature, but I find conceptual art and and the whole pomo schtick you refer to tedious. Although I shouldn't overgeneralise about that.

My favourite writer is Nabokov, and he famously loathed art that set out with a social agenda. I can't say I agree with him 100%, but I do think that there needs to be some aesthetic or formal quality to elevate a work above the level of mere agit prop or ephemeral social commentary. Being into art for the aesthetics or its formal aspects is not all that fashionable in the places that find themselves prepared to pronounce on such things, which is why I say I'm conservative. I don't mean just pretty; I mean a work that manages to unify its ideas and its form into a coherent whole, and that those ideas have some degree of novelty, or universality(another unfashionable idea), or complexity and depth.

#532

Posted by: Owlmirror Author Profile Page | April 22, 2011 1:04 AM

[ Now Damp Lint likes analogies, right? ]

The representative from H. P. Luna Gray arrives at the studio of the renowned artiste (the final "e" was his excuse for padding an additional zero or two to the end of his bills) Monsieur Faux-visage. The door is opened by Faux-visage's mistress and secretary, Joan Pope (who reaps the benefit of the added zeroes). She leads the representative to the work area.

"Please wait a bit. The artiste" — (she is careful to pronounce the "e") — "will be with you shortly," she says, and walks off.

The work area is large, and in one corner there is a large draped lump — presumably the work commissioned from the artiste. While waiting, the representative notes an unpleasant odor — perhaps a defective sewer line somewhere?

The artiste strides in, smiling effusively. "Ah, bien!!!" he ejaculates. "You are arrived. Good. Your statue of gold is indeed ready!" He pushes a button, and the dropcloth in the corner rises, revealing the artiste's masterwork.

The piece is large. It is formidable. It depicts a large, ornate building, with a woman's head on top. It cannot be said, by anyone with the slightest shred of honesty in him, to be made gold.

"Magnifique, eh?" says Faux-visage, beaming proudly. "I call it 'L'église'. I am sure that your patron will be pleased to own this work."

The representative stares at the statue, inhales slightly, then coughs violently, and retreats to the threshold of the door.

"In actuality," says the representative, "my patron would in fact be most displeased to own a pile of shit."

"What?!" screams Faux-visage. "It is not at all merde. It may be made of shit, but the work itself is purest gold!!"

The representative is taken aback by this incoherent nonsense, and, perhaps foolishly, tries to reason with Faux-visage.

"If every component of the work is made of shit, it follows that the work as a whole is made of shit."

"Bah!!" retorts Faux-visage. "That is the fallacy of composition!!"

"In point of fact," says the representative, "that is a distortion and misrepresentation of the fallacy of composition, although the fact that you don't know shit about logic should not surprise me in the least. Observe:"

  • All of the parts of the object O have the property P.
  • Therefore, O has the property P.
(Where the property P is one which does not distribute from parts to a whole.)

"That last bit is rather critical. The property of substance — as in being made entirely of shitdoes distribute from the parts to the whole -- as does, to pick a random example, corruptability."

"I reject your reality and substitute my own!!" sneers Faux-visage, which is really the only option left to him.

The representative from H. P. Luna Gray shrugs, and pulls out a mobile phone. After an extended conversation, the representative says "H. P. Luna Gray will not be purchasing your pile of shit, since you have not in any way fulfilled the terms of your commission. In addition, the Board of Epistemic Health has been notified. I strongly recommend that you and Ms. Pope leave immediately, or you will be removed." The representative gestures in the direction of the statue.

"That shit is going down."

#533

Posted by: Forbidden Snowflake Author Profile Page | April 22, 2011 6:21 AM

The property of substance — as in being made entirely of shit — does distribute from the parts to the whole -- as does, to pick a random example, corruptability.
But you see, being composed of shit is an accidental property of the statue, while in essence it is golden.

What? You started it by saying "substance".

#534

Posted by: John Morales Author Profile Page | April 22, 2011 7:16 AM

Limp:

Even if every single Catholic were a villain, that would not mean the doctrines of the Church were false

Who claimed that?

They're false because, if they were true, magic would be real. It ain't.

The point is that Catholic belief clearly fails to prevent villainy.

#535

Posted by: Wowbagger, Man-Hating Man of Pharyngula Author Profile Page | April 22, 2011 7:36 AM

Piltdown wrote:

Even if every single Catholic were a villain, that would not mean the doctrines of the Church were false, any more than the theory of evolution by natural selection would be disproved if it was discovered that Charles Darwin tortured puppies for fun.

Except that the theory of evolution, unlike Catholic dogma, doesn't include the existence of a supernatural force capable of inspiring and affecting goodness.

That your god, if he exists, is so weak or uncaring that he fails to exert his influence to prevent his representatives from preying on those they're responsible for says a great deal about what's important to him. A church which could claim a spotless record would be flocked to - surely that would be in your god's interest?

#536

Posted by: Rev. BigDumbChimp Author Profile Page | April 22, 2011 8:09 AM

When did the ToE start claiming to be the ultimate moral judicator?

#537

Posted by: Ing: PhD Trollologist Author Profile Page | April 22, 2011 11:08 AM

The function of a lighthouse is to warn ships away from the rocks. If an arrogant, foolish or drunken sailor ignores that warning and runs aground, it's not the fault of the lighthouse.

And if the keepers of the lighthouse continue to plow their own ships into the rocks time after time after time, one might easily conclude they don't fucking understand how the lighthouse works and should not be in charge of it.

#538

Posted by: Markita Lynda: Healthcare is a damn right Author Profile Page | April 22, 2011 2:14 PM

My oh-so-Christian neighbour is yelling again. This is about the eighth or ninth time since I last mentioned it.

#539

Posted by: Markita Lynda: Healthcare is a damn right Author Profile Page | April 22, 2011 2:27 PM

Sorry, wrong thread!

It's a sad fact that the dominant culture of the modern world militates against living a holy life like a good little boy or girl -- politically, economically and morally.... It doesn't follow that the church's Santa's moral code is false.

Fixed It For You.

@j-brisby,

I wonder what fraction of people here have ever written something nasty in a Christian library book, or defaced a Christian billboard at a busstop, or torn the Christian fish off someone's car.

Never, you moron! But are you suggesting that's equivalent to storming into a library, threatening public employees, and slashing works of art with knives?

Haven't I met you in an anti-vax thread, equating a fraction of a microgram of formaldehyde with Dangerous Industrial Chemicals?

#540

Posted by: Freemage Author Profile Page | April 22, 2011 4:02 PM

Wand Not Limp:

To beat the analogy into a fine paste:

If it can be shown that, regardless of who is at the lighthouse's controls, the lighthouse has no better success at steering ships from crashing than a similar rocky shoal with no lighthouse at all experiences, then that suggests the lighthouse is, in fact, relatively worthless.

If doctrine and faith cannot demonstrate superior ethical and moral consequence than reason, or even mere enlightened self-interest, then they have no function in a secular society.

#541

Posted by: Algernon, elle sans chapeau Author Profile Page | April 22, 2011 4:10 PM

The Thoth deck was the one my mother gave me for Christmas when I turned 12.

That is all. I'll leave you to your lighthouses and ships.

I grew up navigating the trick is not to land.

#542

Posted by: Algernon, elle sans chapeau Author Profile Page | April 22, 2011 4:13 PM

^
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(I found it down here. It must have fallen.)

#543

Posted by: Brownian Author Profile Page | April 22, 2011 4:16 PM

It doesn't follow that the Church's moral code is false.

No.

But before we get all swooney about how Christians aren't perfect, just forgiven—*sigh* aren't presuppositions just darling—it's important to recognise that above all, neither you nor anyone else has any reasonable basis for claiming it's correct.

But yeah, most of it is a stupid code, and the parts of it that aren't stupid seem to be impossible for theists to follow.

It's more like it's a lighthouse that's not meant to steer you from the rocks, but from an arbitrarily decided stretch of the ocean that contains shallows, rocks, and navigable channels. That the lighthouse keepers are also idiots and incompetents is simply further evidence that the entire structure is best bulldozed for the sake of humanity, and the bricks be used for something useful. Shithouses maybe.

Haven't I met you in an anti-vax thread, equating a fraction of a microgram of formaldehyde with Dangerous Industrial Chemicals?

Probably. j-brisby hasn't yet found a topic that he isn't a moron about.

#545

Posted by: Algernon, elle sans chapeau Author Profile Page | April 22, 2011 7:55 PM

The western wave was all a-flame,
The day was well nigh done!
Almost upon the western wave
Rested the broad bright sun;
When that strange shape drove suddenly
Betwixt us and the sun.

And straight the sun was flecked with bars,
(Heaven's Mother send us grace!)
As if through a dungeon-grate he peered
With broad and burning face.

Alas! (thought I, and my heart beat loud)
How fast she nears and nears!
Are those her sails that glance in the sun,
Like restless gossameres?

Are those her ribs through which the sun
Did peer, as through a grate?
And is that Woman all her crew?
Is that a Death? and are there two?
Is Death that Woman's mate?

Her lips were red, her looks were free,
Her locks were yellow as gold:
Her skin was as white as leprosy,
The Nightmare Life-in-Death was she,
Who thicks man's blood with cold.

The naked hulk alongside came,
And the twain were casting dice;
`The game is done! I've won! I've won!'
Quoth she, and whistles thrice.

...

#546

Posted by: Algernon, elle sans chapeau Author Profile Page | April 22, 2011 8:05 PM

But I like this lighthouse though.

#547

Posted by: Algernon, elle sans chapeau Author Profile Page | April 22, 2011 8:11 PM

Because if there ever were/is/would be a lighthouse then only love would be the light and without that all sail with me or crash alone on some rock in vain.

#549

Posted by: Forbidden Snowflake Author Profile Page | April 22, 2011 11:58 PM

Horace, was the point of providing that link to lament jounalistic ineptitude? Or to pretend that you can't possibly be clueless if someone who works for a newspaper agrees with you?

For the pious, Christ is God’s form on Earth; he is not some regular, eating-and-pissing Joe
I'm not sure whether the author fails at understanding Christianity or exposes its inherent contradiction.
#550

Posted by: Wowbagger, Man-Hating Man of Pharyngula Author Profile Page | April 23, 2011 12:18 AM

Piltdown wrote:

That doesn't mean the lighthouse should be abandoned.

Perhaps if these particular lighthouse keepers hadn't spent the best part of 2,000 years a) murdering other lighthouse keepers and tearing down their lighthouses claiming that they weren't doing their jobs properly; and b) protecting those lighthouse keepers who willfully and deliberately used their lights to lure ships to crash so the sick fucks could have sex with them, then perhaps you'd stand a better chance of that happening.

Of course, if your god existed at all and had been bothered to lift a finger to help prevent any of this then that might have made a difference.

#551

Posted by: Algernon, elle sans chapeau Author Profile Page | April 23, 2011 9:44 AM

And... Genesis.


Oh and if you want to hear the melody to your song (though my voice and the recording are terrible) click on the Temperance card. FWIW

#552

Posted by: Owlmirror Author Profile Page | April 24, 2011 1:50 AM

Wan Pond Milt:

When I wrote "every component of an institution", I did not intend just the current instantiation of the institution, but rather, "every component including all of the historical ones". Every component was corruptible -- and no, you don't get to claim that the component at the very beginning was an exception, given that we have nothing from that component, and everything written by the corruptible components we do have do not demonstrate that that first component was incorruptible.

And I don't mean "corruptible" in the sense of (necessarily) being evil; I mean in the sense of deviating from what actually is true, as opposed to what is asserted without logic or evidence to be true. Read "fallible" rather "corrupt", if you prefer -- but I don't think "fallibility" quite captures the sense of often wilful and repeated indifference to truth.

The entire edifice of the Catholic Church, from the earliest adherents, through the various councils and synods of this, that, and the other, is made of corruptible components. Every single one. The "doctrine" with which Catholics are indoctrinated is not based on logical axioms and reasoning, or on empirical evidence, but on how some majority of corruptible components happened to decide, based on how they felt about the issue, after some amount of quote-mining the corruptible text written by corruptible authors and copied by corruptible scribes -- and demanding that this collection of often incoherent nonsense, logical fallacies, and unfalsifiable assertions be taught to people as infallible, incorruptible truth. And, of course, also teaching that it was right and proper to torture and kill those who dissented from any given part of it, and to enslave those who did not believe it.

The very fact that the Church does this demonstrates not only that it is corruptible, it is in fact already corrupt -- and was corrupt from the very beginning. No other institution, other than corrupt ones, claim that they cannot possibly be wrong while at the same time offering no method whatsoever of checking their claims against logic or reality.

And no, you do not get to make the logical fallacy of false equivalence in comparing Catholicism to Darwin's theory. The whole point of publishing the Origin was to present logic and evidence to be checked -- and there are points where we know that Darwin was wrong, based on better logic and evidence. All of science is open to being checked and corrected by better logic and evidence -- the exact opposite of what your Church does.

#553

Posted by: Owlmirror Author Profile Page | April 24, 2011 2:45 AM

Plod Wit Mann:

If Catholics faithfully partake of the sacraments and strive to amend their lives, the whole tenor of society can be elevated.

Such as, for example, when the Catholics of Germany supported the NSDAP? If they weren't faithfully partaking of the sacraments and striving to amend their lives, how would you know?

(Yes, I'm playing that card. Because the assertion that eating magical food and drink magically makes people magically good is fucking well insipid.)

The Ten Commandments etc are not invalidated by the mere fact that numerous faithless Christians ignore them.

Blah blah blah. They are invalidated by the fact that half of them are pointless.

Go ahead. Read Exodus 20:1-11. Explain how rejecting the cult monopoly and cult taboos of Yahweh, in and of itself, makes someone a bad person.

As Jesus said of the Jewish hierarchy of His own day: "The scribes and the Pharisees have sitten on the chair of Moses. All things therefore whatsoever they shall say to you, observe and do: but according to their works do ye not; for they say, and do not." In other words, do as I say, not as I do!

LOL!!!

You once argued that 'do as I say, not as I do' was God's own "moral" code. Apparently, for the putative author of the putative code, being consistent with that code is just too damn much to ask. And you proudly worship this giant cosmic hypocrite! And, of course, you are blind to your own repeated hypocrisy.

#554

Posted by: Owlmirror Author Profile Page | April 24, 2011 3:57 PM

Damn Tin Plow:

The church is a lighthouse only if the "rocks" it warns against are imaginary, or are mines laid by the lighthouse-keepers themselves. The lighthouse has a currently defunct flamethrower which was formerly used with enthusiasm against those who pointed out that the rocks were imaginary.

So let's see how our secular society develops without doctrine and faith.

"Doctrine".

How is society served by (as but one example) asserting that it cannot possibly be wrong that an invisble person with magical superpowers fucked a young girl and become his own son; and this son grew up, did some magic tricks, and had a bad weekend; and the purpose of this bad weekend was to give up something while not actually giving anything up at all so as to appease himself for a man made from soil and a woman made from a rib eating a fruit from a magic tree at the urging of a talking snake?

How is society served by (as but one other example) having a man in a dress proclaim that he cannot possibly be wrong in saying that a particular woman floated into the sky like a balloon about 2,000 years ago, presumably around the same time that her son performed the same trick? (This despite the fact that none of those claiming to chronicle this son's history saw fit to mention this astonishing feat of aeronautics by a woman...)

The "Gods of the Copybook Headings" appear to be "the effects of empirical reality", not "the whimsical dictates of a particular invisible person with magical superpowers". I note that there is a somewhat anti-Christian tone, particularly in the sixth stanza; "loving our neighbour" ends with "loving his wife" (I think Kipling makes multiple fallacies of non-sequitur, there and in other places -- but I'm not arguing with him at this point. Of course, he's not offering a reasoned argument; he's declaiming an impassioned polemic that reflects his prejudices). The "Gods of the Market Place" have more in common with the Christian "pie in the sky by and by when you die".

Say, I thought you rejected Masonic influences. Did you decide to make an exception for Kipling for some reason?

According to the English magazine Masonic Illustrated, Kipling became a Freemason in about 1885, some six months prior to the usual minimum age of 21.[43] He was initiated into Hope and Perseverance Lodge No. 782 in Lahore. He later wrote to The Times, "I was Secretary for some years of the Lodge . . . , which included Brethren of at least four creeds. I was entered [as an Apprentice] by a member from Brahmo Somaj, a Hindu, passed [to the degree of Fellow Craft] by a Mohammedan, and raised [to the degree of Master Mason] by an Englishman. Our Tyler was an Indian Jew." Kipling so loved his masonic experience that he memorialised its ideals in his famous poem, "The Mother Lodge".[44]

-- Wikipedia, citing: Mackey, Albert G. (1946). Encyclopedia of Freemasonry, Vol. 1. Chicago: The Masonic History Company.

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