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The gentleman squid gazes at you with an appraising eye. Do you have what it takes to stand up for the right and the truth and a civilized way of life, or do you side with the barbarian rabble?
Sadly, I must report that Greta Christina, Hemant Mehta, Jen McCreight, and JT Eberhard have recruited another conspirator, Adam Lee, to their goal of defeating me as we strive to raise money for Camp Quest. They have narrowed the gap to approximately $1100 now and…
Wait, no, that's ridiculous. They are so far behind and their vain struggling so comical that I have no fear at all that they will catch up. At this point, it's simply a cruel, vicious game of piling up such an insurmountable lead that their spirits will be pulverized. Which is, of course, what we atheists do. Join me. Donate. Destroy the weak.
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Posted by: serendipitydawg
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May 5, 2011 8:37 AM
So that's what you look like without your Mission Impossible mask!
Posted by: dale.cope
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May 5, 2011 8:44 AM
Must join the underdogs and attempt to help salvage some of their egos.
Posted by: Rutee, Shrieking Harpy of Dooooom
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May 5, 2011 9:17 AM
Posted by: Iris
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May 5, 2011 9:46 AM
If you really want to stop being mistaken for a cuddly waddling teddy bear PZ, you could use that pic for your promo materials in advance of your speaking engagements.
It will scare the shit out of dopey Christians, because they'll quite easily believe it's what you (and all atheists) actually look like.
Posted by: Iris
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May 5, 2011 9:49 AM
dale.cope #2: you treasonous squid! Off with your tentacles!
Posted by: andrewtheberg
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May 5, 2011 10:23 AM
I cannot resist the commanding wriggle.
Posted by: =8)-DX
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May 5, 2011 11:18 AM
Here's my 10$. =P Chtulu's power is too strong.
Posted by: Adam Lee
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May 5, 2011 11:47 AM
Bah! Do your worst, PZ. You're playing right into our hands: by cementing our underdog status, you're only encouraging people to feel sympathy for us, and that will make them give more generously to our team! Our devious plot is going exactly according to plan...
Posted by: Chaos Cryptic
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May 5, 2011 11:49 AM
I already donated back when the goal was $5000 :P how many times do we have to stomp on the rabble before they are good and crushed?
Posted by: blf
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May 5, 2011 1:11 PM
Squids have many
feettentaclesmany suckers. Each one must do some stomping; the enemy keeps returning like a bad curry (or a herd ofhorsespeas). So many many times. Once per sucker.Posted by: cag
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May 5, 2011 1:30 PM
Not doing paypal (I do not do internet banking or purchases - see SONY) I sent $200 to the British Columbia Children's Hospital. For those among us in a similar situation may I suggest a similar approach. The children helped may not all be secular, but your contribution may help some child survive to become one of us.
Posted by: Randomfactor
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May 5, 2011 2:15 PM
how many times do we have to stomp on the rabble before they are good and crushed?
Six. It's in the contract.
Posted by: DLC
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May 5, 2011 7:10 PM
Six times the Six must be Crushed by the Six Arms!
Greta, Hemant, Jen, JT and Adam need to recruit another blogger in order to fulfill the prophecy.
Posted by: dale.cope
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May 5, 2011 10:27 PM
@Iris #5, I never claimed exclusive allegiance! Think of the children! Must spur the battle by taking sides to limit the distance.