Pharyngula

Anti-Caturday post

Usually, I try to accentuate the positive and tell you why other animals are so much more interesting than cats, but today I’m going right for the gutter and showing you why cats are evil. Behold, the cat penis:

You know who else has a penis like that? Satan.

Now you have another reason to get your cats neutered — so they don’t ever use that nightmarish thing.

(Also on FtB)