Give me grizzled, battered, and well-worn. Plasticky, smooth, and fresh is so freaking uninteresting.
I suppose someone must have already linked you to this. But just in case…
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Apparently, flamboyant cuttlefish are born looking snazzy.
I lack any tattoos, but on the day we can transfect human skin cells with the…
No. This is not what I look like naked.