Pharyngula

Oh, no. The metazoan curator sent me this photo for this time around, and I groaned a bit: more big furries. I told her, “Where are the tubeworms, the crustaceans, the zooplankton? Why no jellyfish or echinoderms?” And she said, “But they’re so cute!” and gave me that look. That look that means I have to do as I’m told.

kangaroo-and-wombat

You know, if she starts sending me cats, I’m just gonna blow up. Me posting cats? That would be one of the signs of the End Times, along with the Last Trump and deluges of blood and whores riding dragons.

(via NatGeo)

Comments

  1. #1 David
    May 7, 2013

    You could draw the line at placentas. Marsupials and monotremes are okay, but no placental mammals.

  2. #2 Michael Kelsey
    SLAC National Accelerator Laboratory
    May 7, 2013

    Would “whores riding on dragons” count as acceptable metazoans? I’m sure they’d bump up your page-view count, at least among some particular demographic….

  3. #3 Chris
    Kansas
    May 7, 2013

    Just think of every picture of a big furry as a picture of an ecosystem consisting of all the smalls living there. Like a portable forest.

  4. #4 Double Shelix
    May 8, 2013

    I ride dragons every chance i get, but i do not accept money in exchange for sexual favors.

    The blood deluges are someone else, i swear.

  5. #5 unkof
    ankara
    May 11, 2013

    hayatımız renklensin, fantazilerimiz,
    heyacanlarımız gerçeklensin
    istiyoruz. bizim gibi düşünen
    çiftlerle, tanışıp arkadaş ve dost olmak
    isteriz. sexsdostluk…..
    Seviyeli, karşılıkl ı saygılı, dürüst ve güven içinde ketum olmalıyız.

  6. #6 unkof
    ankara
    May 11, 2013

    hayatımız renklensin, fantazilerimiz, heyacanlarımız gerçeklensin istiyoruz. bizim gibi düşünen çiftlerle, tanışıp arkadaş ve dost olmak isteriz. ÖNCE MSN sonra sexsdostluk…..
    Seviyeli, karşılıkl ı saygılı, dürüst ve güven içinde ketum olmalıyız.