Category archives for Cephalopods

Friday Cephalopod: YOU SHALL NOT PASS

Friday Cephalopod: Finny

Say…has she painted her fingernails to match the mottling pattern of the octopus’s skin? I find that strangely attractive.

See it live around the 2 minute mark here:

For perspective, it’s roughly 10 meters long.

Friday Cephalopod: Snuggleupapus

Friday Cephalopod: The Passive Detritovore

The cephalopod with the most impressively Goth name ever — Vampyroteuthis infernalis — turns out to be all show and no fangs. It still looks awesome.

Friday Cephalopod: Home Sweet Home

Friday Cephalopod: Black Friday

Vampyroteuthis would like you to know that it is forgivable that you visit Walmart or any of the other greedy big box stores today in search of bargains; however, the retailers who exploit their workers and gin up scarcity and treat the desperate poor as targets are going to someday find themselves dying cold, dark,…