The Smell of Bacon in the Morning

Me, personally, I wake to the smell of Bacon every morning. But others may need help. Here it is: the Wakin' with Bacon alarm clock.

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I was SO hoping that you'd bring this up. I heard it on the radio, and then was faced with a power supply failure (or whatever else stops even BIOS) on my Linux machine, and malware crashing my Windows 98 PC, and other problems which prevent the old Max from even emailing. It's shameful to wait until my wife is no longer using our son's PC before I can even blog. So. Bacon. Smell of. Wake up to. But would offend some people of the Mohammedan persuasion, and could be illegal as near as Canada? Just wondering.

Hey people! Wake up and smell the bacon!