The Quantum Pontiff

Flaming Bacon

Matt points me to Bacon: the Other White Heat:

I recently committed myself to the goal, before the weekend was out, of creating a device entirely from bacon and using it to cut a steel pan in half. My initial attempts were failures, but I knew success was within reach when I was able to ignite and melt the pan using seven beef sticks and a cucumber.


  1. #1 chezjake
    April 17, 2009

    But… but… but… why on earth would you incinerate good bacon when you could eat it instead?

  2. #2 Robert
    April 17, 2009

    Now if only you could engineer bacon to do that to the LDL cholesterol it leaves behind in your arteries…

  3. #3 Ian Durham
    April 17, 2009

    He cheated. He wrapped the bacon around fiberglass rods. I’d like to see him do it with nothing but bacon.

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