Matt points me to Bacon: the Other White Heat:
I recently committed myself to the goal, before the weekend was out, of creating a device entirely from bacon and using it to cut a steel pan in half. My initial attempts were failures, but I knew success was within reach when I was able to ignite and melt the pan using seven beef sticks and a cucumber.


Dave Bacon is a theoretical ski bum who is also a pseudo 
Comments
But... but... but... why on earth would you incinerate good bacon when you could eat it instead?
Posted by: chezjake | April 17, 2009 12:56 PM
Now if only you could engineer bacon to do that to the LDL cholesterol it leaves behind in your arteries...
Posted by: Robert | April 17, 2009 1:55 PM
He cheated. He wrapped the bacon around fiberglass rods. I'd like to see him do it with nothing but bacon.
Posted by: Ian Durham | April 17, 2009 1:58 PM