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Dave Bacon is a theoretical ski bum who is also a pseudo professor. His research is on quantum computing, his scientific passions extend to everything in physics, mathematics, computer science and beyond, and his personal pleasures include making wine, playing poker, skiing, camping, and daydreaming (although not all of those at the same time.)
Nothing he says on this blog should be construed as having anything to do with his employer or his dog.
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Category: Funny Ha Ha
From the annals of high idiocy, I enjoyed this sequence of emails at BofA:"Unfortunately it's screw the shareholders!!" Charles K. Gifford wrote to a fellow director in an e-mail exchange that took place during the call. "No trail," Thomas May,...
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Category: Funny Ha Ha
How did I miss this one from 2005? And how come no one told me to take off my tinfoil hat? Via @kmerritt, "On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets: An Empirical Study" by Ali Rahimi, Ben Recht, Jason Taylor,...
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Posted by Dave Bacon at 12:41 PM • 5 Comments • 0 TrackBacks
Category: Quantum Computing
Okay this one from ScienceDaily made my day. No it made my week. The title is "Police Woman Fights Quantum Hacking And Cracking." Intriguing, no? Who is this mysterious police woman in quantum computing? I don't know many police offers...
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Posted by Dave Bacon at 6:53 PM • 2 Comments • 0 TrackBacks
Category: Computer Science
Over at the optimizer's blog, quantum computing's younger clown discusses some pointers for giving funny talks. I can still vividly remember the joke I told in my very first scientific talk. I spent the summer of 1995 in Boston at...
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Category: Go Ahead, Waste Your Time
When I was a postdoc, I made it a habit to try to spend at least one week a year visiting Isaac Chuang's lab at MIT. There were many reason for this, including that Ike has been a collaborator of...
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Category: Seattle
In the University of Washington's "The Daily" in the lost and found section:FOUND - PANDA head, appears to be a part of a missing suit. Recovered near 45th and Memorial. presumably stolen by ill-advised sorority girls during their week-long, drunken...
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Category: Funny Ha Ha
I am always greatly amused by the display of frustration in which one threatens to leave a country if things don't change. During the end of the first term of Bush the Second, it was common in the United States...
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Category: Funny Ha Ha
..asks a facebook application. Apparently I am the kind of physicist who likes proper spelling and proper capitalization, and who thus, will not take a quiz with bad spelling. Which physicist is that? Gell-Mann?...
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Posted by Dave Bacon at 11:49 AM • 10 Comments • 0 TrackBacks
Category: Go Ahead, Waste Your Time
For those scientists out on the job market this year, the following from TheLadders.com might be a little scary: Two annihilated industries and...science....
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Category: Funny Ha Ha
Compare and contrast....
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