The Primate Diaries

This is painful to watch. If you can make it through to the attempted moonwalk I’ll give you a cookie.

H/T Life Without a Net


  1. #1 Stan
    October 6, 2009

    Isn’t that John Travolta?

  2. #2 Jeb, FCD
    October 6, 2009

    Yeah, thanks for that.

    I just threw up in my mouth a little.

    Appreciate it.

  3. #3 Glenn
    October 6, 2009

    Holy Cow. Hard to believe!

  4. #4 EMJ
    October 6, 2009

    But here’s the real question, is this better or worse than Tom Delay’s performance on Dancing With the Stars?

  5. #5 Chakolate
    October 6, 2009

    I made it through 20 seconds. I don’t want a cookie *that* badly.

  6. #6 Anida Adler
    October 6, 2009

    There are some things you see which you wish you can un-see. This is one of them.

  7. #7 mattyv
    October 7, 2009

    Think I just died a little inside. That cookie had better be good! 😀

  8. #8 rx-1
    October 7, 2009

    I made it through 20 seconds. I don’t want a cookie *that* badly.

  9. #9 Raymond Ho
    October 7, 2009

    This “cookie” better be triple chocolate atheist chip cookie!

  10. #10 p53
    October 7, 2009

    I watched this on empty stomach right before getting my E. coli colonies with the right plasmid and the smell made me feel much better. Hitchens should add the URL to his book!

  11. #11 Bing
    October 7, 2009

    Seriously. I want my f-n cookie.

    The God of the Old Testament would not put up with that shit.


  12. #12 Physicalist
    October 7, 2009

    No cookie for me.

  13. #13 reboho
    October 7, 2009

    And they wonder why their losing the kids…..

  14. #14 anachronist
    October 7, 2009

    Doesn’t the guy remind you of the American Psycho?

  15. #15 Bob O'H
    October 7, 2009

    Wow. How can one not be impressed by that moonwalk?

  16. #16 jueseph
    October 8, 2009

    What kind of cookie?

    This may be besides the point, but how many of you can move like that? (assuming you wanted to, which I realize you probably don’t) Give the man some points for smoove moves. At least he’s not TALKING about God.

  17. #17 nankay
    October 9, 2009

    I need a cookie after losing my lunch just now. Thanks.

  18. #18 Pierce R. Butler
    October 10, 2009

    How on earth are these people winning the culture wars???

  19. #19 David
    October 11, 2009

    Okay I admit I couldn’t make it through.. ugh!!!

  20. #20 adele
    October 13, 2009

    leave me on diet, please !

  21. #21 Mark
    October 15, 2009

    Make sure you read the comments:)

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