Ransom told The Red & Black student newspaper that he had left a Wesley Foundation pirate vs. ninja event when he was snared by agents with guns drawn.
Damnit, now I want to know more! What is the Wesley Foundation, and why are they running ninja vs. pirate smackdowns on college campuses? Or, more precisely, why aren’t they running them on my campus?
“Arr!” “Yaaah!!!” Brilliant!
(Note: I don’t want to know more badly enough to spend time Googling for more information. Really, this is the sort of mental image that can only be spoiled by facts…)