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"Uncertain Principles" features the miscellaneous ramblings of a physicist at a small liberal arts college. Physics, politics, pop culture, and occasional conversations with his dog.
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"Prof. Orzel gives the impression of an everyday guy who just happens to have a vast but hidden knowledge of physics." (anonymous student evaluation comment)
Emmy is a German Shepherd mix, and the Queen of Niskayuna. She likes treats, walks, chasing bunnies, and quantum physics.
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Category: Silliness
Posted on: April 20, 2006 10:49 AM, by Chad Orzel
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So a physicist, a chemist, and biologist are living together on a farm with a cow. One day, the cow stops giving milk. The biologist first looks and the cow, and after some consideration declares, "It must be the cells!". Next, the chemist takes a look at the cow, and after thinking for a while exclaims, "No, the problem is that the cow has an imbalance of biochemicals!" Finally, the physicist takes a look at the cow, and after careful contemplation says, "I think I've found the reason why the cow has stopped giving milk, but it only applies to spherical cows in a vacuum!" *cue drum*
Know any decent (or bad) physics jokes appropriate at the bachelor level?
Posted by: Brandon | April 20, 2006 9:08 PM