Special Bonus Duke Bashing

Via Dave Sez, Chris Chase has all the J.J. Redick DUI jokes you could possibly want:

* Redick's arrest could actually help his draft status, as the Portland Trail Blazers are currently sitting at #4.

* To keep up with his pal, Adam Morrison plans on knocking off a Seattle-area liquor store this evening.

Special extra bonus: poetry!

(Well, OK, maybe you don't really want to hear J.J. Redick jokes, but I needed to test something, and it's a cheap excuse for a post...)

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