your geekiest jokes, your nerdiest life-lessons, your testimonial to your favorite programing language (or tissue culture medium), what have you.
We’ve already had a local thread of funny physics jokes, but for sheer nerd value, it’s hard to top the classics:
Q: What’s purple and commutes?
A: An abelian grape.
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a mountain climber?
A: You can’t. A mountain climber is a scalar.
It just doesn’t get nerdier than those…