Virtual Science Debate

As you might have guessed from yesterday’s tease, the folks at ScienceDebate 2008 have now managed to get answers from the McCain campaign (to go with Obama’s froma few weeks ago). Which means that while you may never see them answering science questions on a stage together, you can put them head-to-head on the Web, and see which you like better.

Of course, the key question regarding McCain’s answers is “How long does it take him to mention elements of his biography?” The answer: There are 186 words before you get to:

I am uniquely qualified to lead our nation during this technological revolution. While in the Navy, I depended upon the technologies and information provided by our nation’s scientists and engineers with during each mission.

At least the word “prisoner” does not appear in the text. Though, I admit, it would’ve livened things up nicely had he said “During the five years I spent in a North Vietnamese prison, I often wished I had been a better student of science, so that I could’ve designed and built an Iron Man suit…”

Comments

  1. #1 Jamie Bowden
    September 15, 2008

    At least the word “prisoner” does not appear in the text. Though, I admit, it would’ve livened things up nicely had he said “During the five years I spent in a North Vietnamese prison, I often wished I had been a better student of science, so that I could’ve designed and built an Iron Man suit…”

    While I still wouldn’t vote for him had he said that, I’d actually have a little respect for him.

  2. #2 COL. A.M.Khajawall [Ret]
    September 15, 2008

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    Forensic psychiatrist, Disabled American Veteran and Iraq
    Freedom team. Grass roots California leader per Senator McCain’s mailings.

  3. #3 decrepitoldfool
    September 15, 2008

    Wait, what? He used technology 40 years ago, so he’s “uniquely qualified” to lead technological development over the guy who had a regular podcast for his constituents even when he was an Illinois State Senator?

    Someone should send McCain an email telling him how absurd that is.

  4. #4 Claire
    September 15, 2008

    I made wordles for each of them from their answers… I didn’t do any tweaking of the words that came out.

    http://wordle.net/gallery/wrdl/187841/Science_Debate_2008_-_McCain

    http://wordle.net/gallery/wrdl/187842/Science_Debate_2008_-_Obama

    Besides “science” and “research” which came out tops for both of them, note the following most used words:

    McCain: “space” “technology” “must” “ensure” and “scientific”
    c.f.
    Obama: “STEM” “technology” “education” “energy” “health” and “support”

  5. #5 Jarret
    September 15, 2008

    I think its pretty obvious McCain’s science advisor read Griffin’s “leaked” email, which is surprisingly good?

    “Commit to funding the NASA Constellation program to ensure it has the resources it needs to begin a new era of human space exploration.

    “Review and explore all options to ensure U.S. access to space by minimizing the gap between the termination of the Space Shuttle and the availability of its replacement vehicle;

  6. #6 genejockey
    September 15, 2008

    I’m relieved to read that John McCain states he is “uniquely qualified to lead our nation during this technological revolution” by virtue of his use of radar and short-wave radios, not to mention how surprised I was to find out that under his guiding hand, mobile phones and Wi-Fi became available. Thankfully he didn’t say he invented them.

    Beyond his cheeky political hyperbole though, Senator McCain’s answers betray a fundamental misunderstanding of the government’s role in science and technology. His view starts primarily at the point of commercialization, with very little time, effort or apparent thought given to the many years of work that goes into research prior to that step. It is exactly at these early stages where government funding is most efficiently deployed. These early years require sustained support–without which, we would have very little to commercialize. It is this support that has been horribly lacking through the latter part of the Bush administration and McCain’s answers indicate a dangerous continuation of that policy. The Bush administration’s decisions over the last 5 years to overlook this type of research has done much to restrict the science and technology pipeline of its greatest assets—its junior members and data that will, with the help of entrepreneurs and industry, go into commercial products. This policy must be changed if we are to move forward and regain our momentum.

    Moreover, McCain’s suggestion that significant savings can be found by imposing greater “fiscal responsibility by improving the scientific and engineering management within the federal government” is simply mystifying. Our federal science and technology funding agencies and research centers are some of the most efficient and transparent in the world and it is very disingenuous for the candidate to suggest our problems emanate from any direction other than from his own policy source–the Bush administration.

    Lastly, and perhaps least important, is that Senator McCain appears slightly out of date—biotechnology is not precisely a “new and emerging” field. It contributes and has contributed for some time to significant economic activity. It can, however, be mismanaged like any other sector of the economy. We need a president that respects science and understands how it contributes to our countries prosperity and well being.

  7. #7 IBY
    September 15, 2008

    hahaha, you actually bothered to get the number of words. ^_^

  8. #8 Reginald
    September 16, 2008

    I don’t see McCain so much as a MacGyver type who would use pine cone landmines to escape from his cell so much as I see him as a guy who would get electrocuted trying to hotwire the knob.