As you know, even if you’re not Bob, I promised to “dance like a monkey” if my DonorsChoose challenge passed $6,000 in donations, which it did. Thus, I am obliged to dance like a monkey.
You might think this would be a simple matter of capering about in a loose-limbed, vaguely simian manner, but it’s important to do these things properly, so some thought was required as to what, exactly, would best meet this obligation. As documented in this video:
I hope this meets my obligation, and provides three and a half minutes of entertainment to stop you hitting “refresh” on your favorite poll-watching site during election day.
Many thanks to those of you who donated, even if it did force me to make an ass of myself on video. If you haven’t donated, and enjoyed the video, please consider making a contribution.
And if you’re an American, go vote, already.