Stop Hitting Refresh!

There aren’t any results yet. Turn off the computer.

Go vote. Already voted? Watch some silly videos. Eat a sandwich. Do some freakin’ thing. Just stop reloading FiveThirtyEight and Talking Points Memo, already.

Your incessant reloading is slowing my reloads, dammit.


  1. #1 cisko
    November 4, 2008

    Stop watching me, it’s creeping me out!

    Were these powers conferred to you via the monkey dance?

    I did the sandwich already though.

  2. #2 Uncle Al
    November 4, 2008

    You can vote to fall feet first into an industrial meat grinder or be beaten to death with feather pillows. Uncle Al voted for natural fibers.

  3. #3 Adrienne
    November 4, 2008

    No sandwich. I had Trader Joe’s vegetarian Shu Mai dumplings instead. But other than that, your description of my anxiety is dead on.

  4. #4 Stuart Coleman
    November 4, 2008

    Who hits reload? I personally hit “Refresh” on Google Reader.

  5. #5 LindaCO
    November 4, 2008

    Ha! That’s exactly what I’ve been doing. Are you saying it doesn’t make the results come any faster? *sigh* OK, back to work. Just going to check NPR’s website one more time…

  6. #6 razib
    November 4, 2008

    …early exit polls are NOT GOOD for obama….

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