SteelyKid: Daddy, would you like to go to visit Jake and the Never Land Pirates?
Me:: In principle, sure. But it’s a cartoon. We can’t go there, it’s not a real place.
SteelyKid: Yes it is. Never Land is real, we can go there.
Me: Well, look, if you find some pixies dust that we can use to make us fly, we can try to fly to Never Land. Let me know if you find any.
SteelyKid: No, Daddy, we don’t need to find pixie dust. We just need to go to the store and buy some pixie dust.
Me: I’m pretty sure they don’t have pixie dust at the stores around here. Though, there are persistent rumors that they’re opening a Trader Joe’s in Colonie…
So, how’s your weekend?