Huzzah! An Ode to Tom Cruise and Volleyball

Hat tip Darkman!

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Funny you should mention, Cruise, I had just stumbled on my old Bryan Ferry/Roxy Music compilation and was jamming to "Slave to Love" the other day without even thinking once about our rising young Scientologist.

Then, you had to go ruin it for me by mentioning Top Gun.

Thanks, perfesser.

Why can't they caption all the movies like that?