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The certainty

It is a spectacle most powerful for the sheer simultaneousness of the reactions it elicits. The vindication for some, the crushing devastation of ego for others--I still shudder when I recall the faces in my medical school's big auditorium on Match Day.

F*cked

I am totally f*cked.

Home on paper

Deep inside, in the part of me that is not an intern, I am happy for patients when they get to leave the hospital. But the rest of me-especially the part that operates computers and makes phone calls-seethes.

Sleep ethic

It's a pretty common thing for residents on call to stay awake in order to stay awake, with the endpoint of saying to their colleagues, "I stayed awake."

Marathon runner

The kind of people who run marathons are the kind of people who are completely OK with being told to work 27 hours in a row without sleep.

Don't bother trying to learn anything

Your quality as an intern is measured by your efficiency, not by how much you read. Don't bother trying to learn anything; when you have free time, sleep, eat, or pee.

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