I’m not someone who gets as excited about science-fiction space shows as many other science bloggers, but I am a fan of the current Battlestar Galactica and, especially, of Star Trek: The Next Generation. But there’s one man who stands out as the hero of Star Trek: TNG, and it’s the seasoned, savvy, courageous and confident Captain Picard:

Now Patrick Stewart is one cool guy, but he’s nothing compared to the starship captain he played. Back in 2001, a band named Dark Materia made a techno song about Captain Picard called The Picard Song, and for me, the combination of bad techno, sound bites, and random inside references make this song a hilarious classic. Dark Materia is cool enough to post their song for free, and I’ve got it here for you. Enjoy!

Comments

  1. #1 brian
    May 10, 2008

    Wow, Ethan, this is great! It’s in better taste than the Wookie song and has a catchier rhythm too. Speaking of Picard references in songs, the rock band The Refreshments had a minor hit “Banditos” on their 1996 album Fizzy Fuzzy Big and Buzzy. The chorus of the song refers to Picard. The lyrics are: “So give your ID card to the border guard. Your alias says you Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Of the United Federation of Planets, ‘Cause they won’t speak English anyways.” You can listen to it here:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfZbFh7qlCQ

  2. #2 ethan
    May 10, 2008

    If Chewbacca lives on Endor you must acquit. The defense rests.

  3. #3 Plasma
    January 5, 2009

    Reminds me of Paul Hardcastle’s “19”… great one!

  4. #4 will G
    October 3, 2012

    JEAN-LUC FOR PRESIDENT!!

  5. #5 liom sarta
    Moscow, Isle of Man
    August 6, 2013

    Totes inapro pro and, um i dont know, just plain BUTTISH. I totes live on the isle of death.

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