I have come not to make war on the Italians, but to aid the Italians against Rome.

-Hannibal of Carthage

Today is Christmas Day, but did you know that this holiday, in addition to being a solstice celebration, has its origins in the second Punic War? Beginning in 218 B.C., the Romans suffered a number of, well, fairly crushing defeats at the hands of Hannibal of Carthage. You’ve probably heard the story of Hannibal crossing the Alps with elephants (although, according to some sources, only one survived), and invading Italy, making it all the way to the city walls of Rome.

Roman morale was low, and there was much citizen unrest, as Hannibal’s victories and conquests led to many switching allegiances. So what do you do, if you’re a Roman leader?

You have a big festival when things are down, to raise morale! So in 217 B.C., they had the first Saturnalia, which involved role-switching games between masters and slaves, widespread gambling, feasts, a special market, the giving of presents, and, of course, sacrifices performed at the Temple of Saturn in the Roman Forum.

Why Saturn? Well, for a number of reasons, but one of them is Saturn’s association with the idea of rebirth. How does that work? The Roman Saturn was the same as the Greek Kronos, leader of the Titans and ruler over the golden age of man. It was prophesied to Kronos that he would have a child that would be even greater than he was, who would overthrow him. So, each time Kronos’ wife, Rhea, got pregnant and gave birth, Kronos would take the newborn child and eat it. Hades (Pluto), Poseidon (Neptune), Demeter (Ceres), Hera (Juno), and Hestia (Vesta) were all devoured.

But by time the sixth child, Zeus (Jupiter) came around, Rhea got wise, and fed Kronos a baby-shaped rock wrapped in a blanket. Zeus grew up in secrecy, raised an army of gods, monsters and titans, defeated his father, and rescued his brothers and sisters from their cannibal father’s innards. Zeus and his siblings then ruled over the Earth, and that’s the end of the story of Saturn.

So they celebrated it, and it grew — almost immediately — into a week long celebration. No less an emperor than Augustus faced the prospect of a revolt when he tried to pare it down to a 3-day-long celebration. And Saturnalia celebrated not only the rebirth of all of the major Roman Gods, but also the rebirth of the invincible Sun, which nicely corresponds with the Winter Solstice.

And that’s the story of the Roman Saturnalia. But it shouldn’t end there. After all, Saturn’s had an incredibly interesting story to tell ever since the invention of the telescope, when Galileo described an oddball world with “ears”.

Well, what better way to celebrate this very old holiday than by looking at the planet whose namesake is what this holiday was once all about? Most modern amateur telescopes can do much better than Galileo, and will get a view of Saturn that looks something like this.

The spectacular Hubble Space Telescope, when it looks at Saturn, can get you an outright spectacular view, such as this.

But even for Hubble, Saturn is still hundreds of millions of miles away. If you really want the best pictures of Saturn, your best bet is to go there, like Cassini did.

And what story of this distant, ringed world does Cassini have to tell? Better let the pictures — even in monochrome — speak for themselves.

So a Happy Saturnalia to you all! Enjoy the holidays, and best wishes!