Four years of football are calculated to breed in the average man more of the ingredients of success in life than almost any academic course he takes.
Of course, academics are (mostly) on summer vacation right now, so the worst you’re likely to run into is getting stuck behind a school bus on the roads. Which isn’t so bad, even, if you listen to Storyhill’s take on it.
Okay, so “ingredients of success” may be a bit of an overstatement. I’m still very familiar with the “crash, bang head, reboot” special move, but the comic captured my heart at hadouken.
So have a great weekend, and get ready for the longest day of the year (for the Northern Hemisphere) — the Summer Solstice — tomorrow!