Archives for August 4, 2010

Five Questions for Private Astronauts!

Homer: Hello, is this NASA? Scientist: Yes? Homer: Good! Listen, I’m sick of your boring space launches. Now I’m just an ordinary, blue-collar slob, but I know what I likes on TV. Scientist: How did you get this number? Homer: Shut up! And another thing, how come I can’t get no Tang ’round here? -The…

Skinner: Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I’m pooped. Chalmers: Yes, I should be goooo-(notices kitchen on fire)-od lord, what is happening in there? Skinner: Aurora Borealis? Chalmers: Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your…