Well I have been listening to Slim Shady recently:
I don’t speak, I float in the air wrapped in a sheet
I’m not a real person, I’m a ghost trapped in a beat
I translate when my voice is read through a seismograph
And a noise is bred, picked up and transmitted through Royce’s head
Trapped him in his room, possessed him and hoist his bed
Till the evilness flows through his blood like poisonous lead 
But no, I mean The AGW party line at Wikipedia (thanks Roger). I’ll leave it to you to decide whether I’m bad or evil; maybe this will help [Update: its moved. Try http://www.heliogenic.net/2009/02/28/the-agw-party-line-at-wikipedia/]. I had a quick scout around google blog search but didn’t find anyone else abusing me in an amusing way. Do let me know.
Somewhat off topic, but [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia Signpost/2009-02-23/Philosophers analyze Wikipedia]] may amuse. I couldn’t read the original articles (not because they were such dense epistomological tripe that they were unreadable, but because they are hidden behind moneywalls), but judging from the astracts there is the familiar not-understanding-what-wiki-is-about again. The idea that people don’t have reputations, for example, just shows pure ignorance.
And in yet another late-breaking update, mt’s attempts to understand RP Jr produce some interesting answers from RP himself, which I recommend you to read. To which no-one has produced a substantive response. RP has said this before, of course, though it’s lost in the morass that is the blogosphere.