Apparently, exploding underpants are to be banned on planes from now on. Security experts say that they never expected anyone to try this, but now that someone has they will look there too. They are considering banning exploding vests as well, but won’t bother until someone actually tries it.
[Sorry – couldn’t find the “war is pants” pic. This will have to do. Or you could take a more relaxed view -W]
[Speaking of underpants – don’t forget Felix -W]