
Quailtard: farm-raised quail released for the hunters to fire at. As in: “Look, the mere fact that we’re even talking about how the vice president drives up with his rich friends in cars to shoot farm-raised wingless quailtards is letting the quail know ‘how’ we’re hunting them” (Rob Corrdry, The Daily Show, 2/13/06).
(via Boingboing)