Don’t really know what to make of this. National Review Online has unleashed its “top 50 conservative rock songs of all time” featuring such noted conservative thinkers as The Who, The Beatles, The Sex Pistols, and Blink 182. By the time I read ?Rock the Casbah? by The Clash (#20), the sound of Joe Strummer rotating in a grave was clear; when I read ?Rime of the Ancient Mariner? by Iron Maiden (#29), I couldn’t get my jaw to remain closed. Taking “proof texting” and quote mining to a whole new level, this is a freekin hilarious list of songs that “really are conservative”. Check it out.