Rob Hood over at the Conservative Voice gives the nine key things that conservatives and Christians believe.
- Evolution is a myth. Creation is real. God is real. It is still legal to say the word Jesus.
- The Earth is only around 6000 years old. Noah built an ark and the world was flooded which created the Grand Canyon. Millions of years is absurd.
- Global Warming is a myth and is totally junk science that should be trashed.
- Jesus was resurrected from the dead and will one day return to judge the world and create a new one while the one we live in now will be destroyed.
- Merry Christmas! Yes, it's still legal and above else, normal to say these words at CHRISTmas.
- Abortion is murder because God alone has the authority to create and take a life in the womb.
- Homosexuality is sin because God CREATED (again going back to creation) a woman for Adam, not another man. God condemns homosexuality and any sexual sin including sex outside of marriage.
- The Holy Bible is the divine, inspired, infallible Holy Word of God.
- The Second Amendment is in the constitution and should stay just as it is. Prosecute criminals, not victims!
Some "interesting" chains of logic being shown here - Hood appears to have the logical equivalent of ADD. Note that Hood sees these as the key things that conservatives and Christians believe, not what conservative Christians believe. Apparently the unwritten premise is that you need to be a Christian to be a conservative in this country. Some basic reading here and here is, methinks, required.
PZ rips him one here. Hood's expertiste in political theory, evolutionary biology, climatology, theology, geology and constitutional law comes from his associates degree in electronics technology, I guess. Quite the Renassiance man.
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