Following a tagging from Janet:

Five random quotes from here that “you think reflect who you are or what you believe.” As Janet did, I just picked the first five that seemed to work … no point in searching the whole database.

• What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expected generally happens. – Benjamin Disraeli
• Do not impose on others what you yourself do not desire. – Confucius
• There will be no justice as long as man will stand with a knife or with a gun and destroy those who are weaker than he is – Isaac Bashevis Singer
• I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be – Douglas Adams
• It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth – George Burns