Stranger Fruit

Regular readers may remember the paper about a gay necrophiliac duck rapist with sexual staying-power (see here). Andrew Bleiman now gives us this gem – a seal attempting to get it on with a penguin. Disney probably has a lot to answer for.

Comments

  1. #1 shonny
    May 2, 2008

    John, JUST STOP IT!
    I am supposed to do some work, but how the hell can I while chuckling and laughing, and following all the links!

  2. #2 shonny
    May 2, 2008

    WARNING: DO NOT FOLLOW THE LINKS IN THIS POST IF YOU HAVE ANY APPOINTMENTS! YOU WILL FORGET TO GET THERE ON TIME!!
    Heck, was able to get in a dentist appointment yesterday for 3.45 pm today despite a long waiting list, and missed it while following the links here. Be warned!
    You will be side-trapped!

  3. #3 Ian
    May 2, 2008

    Sealed with a kiss?

  4. #4 Dana Hunter
    May 2, 2008

    I feel sorry for the penguin, but at least his traumatic experience led you to post the link to the gay necrophiliac duck rapist (you don’t even want to know what image flashed through my mind when I first read that description). And you are SO right about Disney.

    Damn you, Disney, for breaking down the barriers barring interspecies relationships and making these perversions possible! And here we trusted you to shape our nation’s moral fibre! For shame. The world suffers for your decadence.

    The penguin should sue.

  5. #5 Left_Wing_Fox
    May 2, 2008

    That does, it, I’m gonna finish that Ludwig Von Drake comic about cartoon genetics.