Well, that was depressing. Enough of this sad and frustrating business! I'm pleased to report that several people correctly identified the source of the image in the previous teaser as a green laser. (No, it wasn't made using a mirror...
Posted on December 14, 2008 11:22 PM • 4 Comments •
Thanks to the evilutionary superscientist P-Zed....
Posted on December 5, 2008 4:23 PM • 1 Comments •
It's here! You could buy one for your Mother; you could buy one for your Pop You could buy one for your Pastor just to hear him holler "stop!" You could buy a bunch, and swap out all the hymnals...
Posted on November 16, 2008 8:03 PM • 4 Comments •
I hadn't heard this poem since 2001, and given that the Dave McKean-illustrated book won't be out until next year, a video from somebody's phone might have to do....
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Posted on November 13, 2008 9:29 AM • 0 Comments •
Starting now, we couldn't soap all your windows and steal all your garden gates by tomorrow night... so we did the best next thing. We annihilated the world before your very ears, and utterly destroyed the C. B. S. You...
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Posted on October 31, 2008 10:15 AM • 1 Comments •
Poetry time! This is a brief selection from Ted Kooser, a poet famous for sending thousands of handmade Valentines, among other accomplishments. After Years Today, from a distance, I saw you walking away, and without a sound the glittering face...
Posted on October 27, 2008 9:37 AM • 0 Comments •
"And I'm pleased your name is practically unique . . ."
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Posted on September 12, 2008 1:52 PM • 6 Comments •
First up, the Cuttlefish has a new poem about the Large Hadron Collider: The switch was thrown in Switzerland And protons zoomed around a bend— Across the world, we clasped our hands And waited for the world to end. The...
Posted on September 10, 2008 12:21 PM • 3 Comments •
You know what happens when you take sex and violence out of the literature curriculum?
Posted on September 8, 2008 4:45 PM • 10 Comments •
If watches could but timely watchlings breed, Their hatchlings on minutest clocksprings feed, And win their loves by telling truest time, Of Watchmakers then would we have no need....
Posted on August 19, 2008 5:12 PM • 19 Comments •