Bigfoot

Robin Lynne of DNA Diagnostics has put out a press release indicating that …A team of scientists can verify that their 5-year long DNA study, currently under peer-review, confirms the existence of a novel hominin hybrid species, commonly called “Bigfoot” or “Sasquatch,” living in North America. Researchers’ extensive DNA sequencing suggests that the legendary Sasquatch is a human relative that arose approximately 15,000 years ago as a hybrid cross of modern Homo sapiens with an unknown primate species. The study, it is said, will report on 20 whole mitochondrial genomes and 3 whole nuclear…
I am very sorry, but it is hard for me to feel too badly about Randy Lee Tenley getting killed on Highway 93 on Sunday night in Montana. I do, however, feel badly for his family (if he has one) and for the two teenagers who hit him with their cars. A 15 year old driving down the highway at night hit him first, which caused some swerving around of various vehicles, and that's when a car driven by a 17 year old ran him clean over. Randy Lee Tenley had dressed himself up in a "Ghillie Suit" which is a form of camouflage used by snipers and other soliders so that they look like a bush.…
Such are the words uttered by a young physical anthropologist in response to Sir Edmund Hillary's request that he join the search for Yeti on the fridgid snow clad slopes of Mount Everest. Or so I'm told. Although I've hardly ever blogged about it, I am keenly interested in the topic of cryptozoology which, to me, has two distinct aspects: 1) The scientific, realistic search for previously unknown organisms and 2) the study of OTHER people who are busy in the unscientific, fantasy-riddled "search" (read, often, faking) of so called unknown non-existent organisms. But who cares what I…
The trailer, not the actual man: I'm pretty sure we did stay on the planet.
They ... the guys ... sold the freezer, with bigfoot inside of it, to some chumps who claim to be "bigfoot scientists", and have taken off, went on the lam, disappeared. According to Countdown (Live, happening now) and it's on CNN (click the picture). It turns out on further inspection that it was just that bigfoot suit we all thought it was. The guts and some of the flesh was possum. The foot was made out of rubber. What a perfect ending. Live by the lie, die (or at least pay) by the lie. That's what I say ... The supposed corpse of Bigfoot has been revealed as nothing but a rubber…