Gut Yontif

Even though I'm Jewish, I plan to forgo the traditional Jewish Christmas repast of Chinese food and indulge in our family's tradition of a Christmas turkey--the Chinese restaurants are just full of Jews. Eek. So I'll just leave you with two videos--can't believe these are more than two decades old.... Video #1: RUN-DMC - Christmas In Hollis (Official Music Video) Bonus video!
Since, once again, my brethren and I failed to destroy Christmas, despite our new tactic of infiltrating the U.S. with cells of domestic homosexualists, I'll wish everyone a Merry Christmas (only if you celebrate it of course): I had no idea that moose were traditional Christmas animals...
...if that's the sort of thing you do. Thanks to the ScienceBlogerator 9000, I can actually post while heading off to shul. We live in amazing times...