Tone and I recently threw out* tons of old clothes, and among the many t-shirts I’d been hoarding was the one shown here: I had it made in 1993 for the Jurassic Park premiere, how sad is that. Consider it a protest directed at Spielberg’s hideous feather-less dromaeosaurs (recall that, even in 1993, many of us were confident that dromaeosaurs should be depicted with feathers). The wording says ‘Scaly protobirds no thanks! Feathering the theropods: a matter of principle’ (kudos if you know the derivation, though it’s horribly obvious). I never got beaten up for wearing the t-shirt in public, but that was just luck.
* By ‘threw out’ I mean ‘packed into charity bins’.