Shorter Bruce Chapman

Disco. Inst. honcho Bruce Chapman is upset at The Weakness at the Center of the Conservative Coalition. Shorter Bruce Chapman:

No one wants to have anything to do with social conservatives. Waaaaah! We’ll take our ball and go home.

Yesterday, Chapman was going ape about ? well, it’s hard to be sure. Shorter Bruce Chapman:

Apes aren’t people because apes sometimes injure people. After all, no one would keep a tiger as a pet, claim it was like a child, and be shocked when it attacked him. Oh, um, even though he did, it is surely be the fault of Charles Darwin and Richard Dawkins.

Irrefutable!

Comments

  1. #1 Science Avenger
    February 21, 2009

    Chapman: “See how far conservatism gets without them.”

    Yeah, because Palin and Co. have been such a boon to the GOP lately. I can’t wait to see how the Bushie 28% reacts when they get clobbered in 2010. Perusal of conservative blogs reveals a shrill, almost xenophobic mindset.