Remember when Ben Stein, promoting his schlockumentary in Canada, dismissed the ADL’s concerns about his mistreatment of the Holocaust by saying “it’s none of their fucking business”? Classy, right?
Anyway, having been booted from the pages of the New York Times for violating the paper’s ethics policy, Stein is now shilling in decidedly down-market conservative rags. Today, he takes to The American Spectator to defend accused rapist and IMF Managing Director. It is a paragon of the art of bad-faith arguments. The highlights of his 8-point defense:
1.) If he is such a womanizer and violent guy with women, why didn’t he ever get charged until now? [Perhaps because rape is severely under-reported by victims, especially against powerful men?]…
2.) In life, events tend to follow patterns. People who commit crimes tend to be criminals, for example. [Are there people who commit crimes and aren't criminals?] Can anyone tell me any economists who have been convicted of violent sex crimes? Can anyone tell me of any heads of nonprofit international economic entities who have ever been charged and convicted of violent sexual crimes? Is it likely that just by chance this hotel maid found the only one in this category? Maybe Mr. Strauss-Kahn is guilty but if so, he is one of a kind, and criminals are not usually one of a kind. [emphasis added. Note that nothing is usually one of a kind, which is what makes one of a kind events ... one of a kind.]
3.) The prosecutors say that Mr. Strauss-Kahn “forced” the complainant to have oral and other sex with him. How? Did he have a gun? Did he have a knife? He’s a short fat old man. [84% of rapes in 2001 involved no weapon.] …
4.) Did the prosecutors really convince a judge that he was a flight risk when he was getting on a flight he had booked long beforehand? … How is it a sudden flight move to get on a flight booked maybe months ago? [Yes, how could a person arrested literally while about to begin an international flight, be considered a flight risk?]
5.) Mr. Strauss-Kahn … is one of the most recognizable people on the planet. Did he really have to be put in Riker’s [sic] Island? … Was Riker’s [sic] Island really the place to put him on the allegations of one human being? [emphasis added] Hadn’t he earned slightly better treatment than that? [Well, if he indeed attempted to rape his hotel maid, he earned exactly that treatment, and more of the same after conviction. Being recognizable and powerful shouldn't excuse him from the rougher parts of the criminal justice system.] …
6.) People accuse other people of crimes all of the time. What do we know about the complainant besides that she is a hotel maid? I love and admire hotel maids….
No doubt some of his best friends are hotel maids, and despite Stein’s tendency for sexist humor, I’m sure he isn’t alleged to have tried raping any hotel maids. Which is why Stein is not in jail at Rikers Island, and Strauss-Kahn is.
Joshua Rosenau spends his days defending the teaching of evolution at the